“niushentuomengjiwo，womenjiazihanshiniumowangzhuanshi。”
“woyijinganzhaoniushendezhishi，jizihanweileniuniaole！”
haishigenshangyishibiewuerzhidehuayu。
fanzhuoshangchenmoleyiliangmiao。
“牛尿？？”
“nizenmenengjiwodebaobeijinsunweineizhongexindedongxi？”zheiyici，womaxianzuobuzhule。
“nishuoshenmeni？zuibajiwofangganjingdian。”
saozixinmuzhongwubishenshengdeniuniaojiuzheimebeiwomashuocheng“exindedongxi”，tazuobuzhule。
yankanzheyichangjiatingfenzhengjiuyaobaofa，cishiwogekaikoule。
“wenwennizenmekan？nikeshiwomenjiaweiyiyigexuexihaode。”
sangerenlianqishuashuadekanxiangwo，yaowoweitamenfenbiangeshifeiduicuo。
wozenmekenengzaixiangshangyishineiyangdaizhiziquxiweini？
buransaozikendingyaojiangpohuainiushencifudeguokouzaiwotoushang，danfantadeqinqinerziyiyoushenmeburuyijiushiwodecuo。
buguowoyaoshizhichisaozi，houmianzhizichumaobingle，tamenkendingyehuiguaizaiwoshenshang。
“douguaini，mingmingzhidao，weishenmebuzuzhinisaozi，haizhichita？”
“nijiushiguyiyaohaisinizhizide。”
wozhuannianyixiang，zuochuyifunanweiqingdeyangzi。
“ge，woshiyingzhuanshenga，wozenmezhidaoni？erqiesaozibushishuo，yindurentiantianheyemeishima？”
saoziniubentinglewoshuodehua，jiaoaodeyangqitou，lianshangdediqishizu。
“yingzhuanshenga？dazhuan？zhongzhuan？”
“wokanhaimeiwoyigechuzhongxuelidongdeduoni？”
saoziangqitou，xiangzhijiaoaodedagongji，benxiangbingxiang，younachuyipingbuzhidaoheshifangjinqudeniuniao。
“wenwen，nibaniuniaoreyixia。”
“啊？我吗？”
niubenturuqilaideminglingyishirangwoyouxieshouwucuo，buguowohenkuaixiangdaoleshuoci。
“ma，nibushilaoshixianwobenshoubenjiaodeshenmedouganbuhaoma？wokebuganluannong，pohuainiuniaoshixiao，keshiyingxianglezihandefuqishidaya。”
“saozinishuoduiba？”wokanlekanwomayoukanxiangsaozi。
womadebiaoqingqingyizhenziyizhen，yishibuzhidaogaishuoshenme。
saozijuedewoshuodezaili，dianlediantou。
“ma，nikuaiqubaniuniaoreyire。”
jianwomahaidaidaidezhanzaiyuandi，shenmedongzuoyemeiyou。
“keshi.”womagangxiangkaikou。
“ma，nizenmele？saozidoushuolerangniqureniuniaole，nizenmehaizhanzhebudonga。nishibushihuaiyisaozi，buxiangxinsaozia？”
wozheihuayishuochulai，saozishunjianbianlian，zuijiaodaladedouyaodiaodishangle。
“ma，nibuhuibeiwenwenshuozhongle，xinxuba？”
“bububu，neigewozhishi”womaganmangzhaobu。
“zhishishenme，kuaiqurea。”
“zhidaole。”womajieguosaozishouzhongdeniuniaoping，zhunbeizhaozuo。
“这还差不多嘛。”