夕阳西斜。
qianwangningyangshideliecheshang，linfengyizhizaishenkefansheng，zheiyinianlaidaomeideyuanyin。
xianshiyiwaichadianguadiao，haoburongyijianhuiyitiaoming，zailaojiaxiuyangleyiduanshijian，youbeilaojiahuobufenqinghongzaobaidizhualezhuangding。
至于倒霉的原因。
huoxushizhanhuarecaotaiduo，youhuoxushiwudaoyitujinzhantaiguoshunli。
yizhiyulaotianyexianmujidule……buguo，linfengjuedeyinggaishiqiannian“jie”quanzhangyishi，beihuaihenzaixindelaojiaohuangzuzhoule。
当保镖？
tayiqiandezhiyejiushizhuanmengenbaobiaozuoduide，haochengbaobiaokexing，zheigerenwujianzhishifengcizhiji。
gengdaomeideshi，baohuduixiangjuranhaishiyiminggangshangdayidefujianv。
zhongsuozhouzhi，zheizhongjiatingzheizhongnianlingduandenvshengzuishipanni。
zheiyijingchaochule‘daomei’defanchou。
eryinggaichengwei‘zheduo’！
“buguanzenmeyang，zheicisuanshizaile，danyuanneigefujianvbushiruhuadeqinqiba……fengjieyerenle。”
一路上。
linfengdexinqingshifenzaogao，yizhiyupotianhuangdimeiyoutoukanpangbianneijimingfubaituizhangmaomei，shentifayudeshenshituchudetianmeimeizhi。
chuangwaijingsefeishi，linfengxinzhongananzhuomo，yaobuyaojiweilaiguzhuzhizaoyichang“yiwai”，jizaohuodejietuo，huishanshangjixuxiuyang。
zhengquzaoriquyanjing……yixueqianchi。
“laojiahuoshuotupodeqijijiuzainingyangshi，dantadetuiyanzhishuyixiangbutaikekao，bunengtaidangzhen。buguowanyi，wanyishizhendehua……”
yanzhonglimangshanshuo，linfengjiangpojiudejundayiwangnaodaiyizhao，pazaizhuozishangjixubujue。
噗～
paxiabudaoyifenzhong，youjianbangjiubeirenzhongzhongzhuangleyixia。
yigushuyunvhaidedandanyouxiangpubierlai，quemeiyoutingdaoruqidedaoqiansheng。
linfengzhoulezhoumei，bushiyinweibeidarao，ershiyilvruoyouruowudexueqizuanrubijian。zheishishashousuoduyoude。
weiweitaitou，jiukandaoyiaiyigaoliangmingzhongniannanzicongshenbianzouguo，tamendeshenxingpingwenbufayouli，hunshenyouxueqichanrao。
zouzailiangrenzhongjiande，shiyimingshencaigaotiaoyaotiao、zhazhemaweidenvhai，cike，nvhaidejianbangzhengweiweifadou，tazaiweiju！
劫持吗？
linfengmiqiyanjing，xinzhongdefanmenzhengbiedefanzao，zhenghaochenjishuhuanyixiaxinqing。
“zhanzhu！”linfenghuoranerqi，dashenghedao。
liangrenwensheng，tongshitingzhujiaobu。
gaogenanziweiweiniutou，shayazheshengyinwendao：“pengyou，nishibushirencuorenle？”shuohuajian，liangrenduishiyiyan，lianshangyouhanyishanguo。
“nitamexiaa，zhuangdaorenlianjuduibuqidoubuhuishuoma？”
linfengnushiliangren，yifuguyizhaochadexionghengmoyang。
zheimeyihou，chexianglideyizhongchengkeyebeijingdongle，fenfenkanleguolai，lvtukumen，tamenbabudelaiyichanghaoxitishen。
aigenanziyanlifuxianyilvnuyi，danbeigaogenanziyongyanshenyalexialai。
“对不起！”
gaogenanzimanlianhengroudecaolianshangfuxianyisiyinyi，menzheshengyindaoqian。
“gunyibianqu，shitazhuangdewo，rangtajiwodaoqian！”
linfengbuyibunao，wanqixiuzidabuzoushangqu，hedao：“wei，neigezhangtuiniuer，shuonini，budaoqianbuzhunzou！”
唰！
shenxingyidong，neiminggaogenanzizhangzheshengaotizhuang，huishendangzhuqulu，dingzhelinfenglengshengjinggao：“laodi，zuorenbuyaozheimexiaoqi，shihaoerzhi，biezhaobuzizai！”
shuohuashi，tamuguanglenglie，mianshangluchuyisibunai。
“youhe，zhuangrenhaiyoulile！”
youshouwangduifangdejianbangtuiqu，linfengzuilimamalielie：“laozijiuzhaobuzizaile，jintianbujidaoqiandoubiexiangzou。”
“给脸不要脸！”
changniandaotoutianxue，gaogenanziyebushishenmeshancha，yanzhonghanyishanshi，yizhaocegouquanzhiwanglinfengdexiahexilai，tayaoyizhaobazheigezhaochadechunhuodachushilai。
zheiyiquanyoumengyouji，yibanrengenbenbukenengbikai！
“给老子趴下！”
gaogenanziningxiaoyisheng，fangfoyijingkandaoduifangtoupoxueliudecanzhuang。
噗！
jiuzaiquantoujulixiabahaiyouyicunjulideneiyike，linfengyoubeiliangzhitanchu，xianyibupaizaitadexiongtangshang。
gaogenanzihunshenzhouranyizhen，zhenggerenrutongbeishiledingshenshuyiyang，baochigouquandezishiyidongbudong，shifenguiyi。
发生了什么？
gaogenanzideyanjingdengdelaoda，yanshenyijingyouyuanxiandebuxiebianchengfennu，zuihoutongtongbianchengjingkong。
“laowu，nigaoshenme！”aigenanzimianluyise，chenshengzewen。
dantadetongbanlaowuchulelenghanzhimaowai，genbenwufadongdan，zhinengpinmingzhuandongyanzhuzishijing。
pangbiandechengkeyeshiyilianmengbi，mianmianxiangqu，bumingbaikanqilaizheimeqiangzhuangdeyigehanzi，zenmebeipaiyixiajiuwufadongdanle？
gaibuhuishiyoushenmeanbingba？
“zenmehuishi？tamengaibuhuishideleshenmeguaibingba？”
“henyoukeneng，zheigeshehuishenmerendouyou。”
“zhangdewudasancude，meixiangdaoxinyandaobushao，douzhidaolaicheshangpengcile。”
sizhoudeyilunshengciqibifu，tingdeqianmiandeaipangnanzimiansetieqing，wangzhelaowuweiweifadoudebeiying，shenseyouxiebuan。
“you，zheijiushibaoyinglaile。”
guaijiaoyisheng，linfengyilianhoupadiwanghousuo，dashenghandao：“dahuokedoukanjianlea，wojiupengletayixia，shitazijibuzhongyong……guanjianshikeshenxude。”
哄！
cihuayichu，zhongrenjinjiedaxiao，chexianglidunshichongchiqihuanyudeqifen。
“nitamejilaozibizui！”
aipangnanzilengshengnuhe，kuaibuzouguolai，xinzhongquenanmiandigu，nandaolaowuzhenshishenxule？
嗖！
jiuzaitakaojindeneiyike。
linfengyanzhonglengmangyishan，youshouliangzhijianjiazhedeyiyuanyingbizhourandanchu，jianruidepokongshenghuxiaoerqi！
噗嗤！
xiayike，yidaoxueroubenglieshengzhouranxiangqi。
tongyishike，yiguyinhongdexuehuacongaipangnanzideyoushouzhangbiaosheerchu！
哗！
turuqilaidexuexing，hedechexianglvkeyipianhuaran，bushaorenshenzhiqishentaoli，changmianyouxiehunluan。
“啊！！”
tonghushengzhong，aipangnanziwuzhexuelinlindeshouzhangdaotuishubu，youjingyounudidingzhelinfeng。
“niweishenmeyaoansuanwomen？”
aipangnanzinushengzewen，tazenmeyexiangbutong，zheigejiahuoshenshougaojue，weishenmehaiyaogaotouxi。
“buweishenme，chuncuidekannibushuangeryi。”
“ni……”aipangnanzimanlianbiequ，haiyoubugan。
“闭嘴吧你。”
linfengkuaibushangqian，yigeshoudaoqiaoluozaiaipangnanzidejingboshang，jiangtadayun。
xiguanxingdishangqianjiangliangrenshenshangdechifanjiahuoquanbumozou，caizhanqishenchongneimingnvhaiwendao：“zenmeyang，meishangzheba？”
“没……没事。”
congzheiyixiliedebianguhuiguoshenlai，xueqingzhuanshenwangxianglinfeng，lianshangdaizhejifenganji，dangengduodeshijiebeiyujingti。
nengqingsongshoushidiaoliangmingxueshadegaoshou，suiranyoutouxidechengfen，danzheirendeshenshouyejueduigaochao。
zheizhongjibiedegaoshouchuxianzaicheshang，juefeiouran！
zheiyishunjian，xueqingxiangdaolehenduo，feidanmeiyouxinhuaiganji，fanerananjingtiqilai。
“zhangchengzheiyang，nanguaizhaonimafan。”
kandaonvhaizhengmiandeneiyike，linfenglengleyixia。
zheishiyigebieyangfenggedenvhai，zhangdehen……chuleibacui。
yimiqiyishangdeshengao，muceshiba、shijiusuizuoyou，yizhangbiaozhundeedanlian，yiduishaoyoudexizhangjianmei，meimourudianqi，hunshentouchuyizhongsashuangdelinglimei。
zhangtuibizhi，zhitixiantiaoenaroumei，yinyuejiantouchuyigurourendeligan。
zheigenvhaizishixiwude，erqiegongfuhaiguodequ，linfenghenkuaidechujielun。