第1章 穿成丑女偏还没自知之明

mingriyaozhuchiyigefeichangzhongyaodehuiyi,lingfeizhengzuozaibijibendiannaoqianaozhan,kafeijielianhediaohaojibei,yanpizirengranbimianbule,kaishiganjia。

xilekoubohe,titishen,jixu。

lingchenyidian,lingfeizhongyuheshangbijiben,shengelanyao,pudaochuangshang,shuijue。

tazhigandao,zijicaishuizhe,tianjiuliangle。

好像亮了。

xianjieyizhan,feichangbuganyuandezhangkaiyan,youxiefayun。

这是哪儿啊?

lingfeishuangyanyizhang,zhouranzuoqi,youyujingtoutaimeng,shunjiantianhundizhuan,quezaishimeileshuiyi。

这不是她房间!

danjian,simianshiqiang,meimenmeichuang,meiyourenhejiaju,weiyoudingshangyizhandeng,bawuzizhaoderubaizhou。

lingfeibiaoqinghaiyouyixiekongzong,yiqiangqishen,youyixieyixin,zheishizaizuomengba?

掐一把大腿。

“哎哟!”

zhenshidetengganchuanlai,lingfeizhongjiuhuangle,zheishishenmeguidifanga?

“有人么?”

没人答复。

fangdingbaidengzhaoderenzhengbukaiyan,yilvhanyi,congjiaodi,shenmanquanshen。

lingfeishijingpaiqiang,caiyaojiao,dingshanghuranchuanlaiyizhongshengyin。

tacongweitingguozheizhongshengyin,feicifeixiong,feilaofeiyou,ruyuanzaitianji,queyouzijuqingxi。

“buyonghuang,nimena,benshicuotoudeguihun,yinjianguizheng,nimenyegaihuinimenyuangaidaidedifangdeshihoule,benzuo,yuanxiangzhebanimentongtongsonghui……”

“buguo,nimenyihaojinbanshengmingshu,jishiguizheng,yehaishengsinianshoushu……ruoxiangyanming,weiyouzhaochuqianlongdan,qianlongdanweiyouyimei,yinci,weilaideshi,douyaokaonimengezizaohua,quba!”

“shenmewanyier?womingzaohaiyaokaihuini,sangengbanyeheren,guoyurenjieni!”

lingfeibennengdeyiwei,shineibangsunyouzaiezuojuzhengta,taijiaobianwangqiangshangtiqu。

zennai,hurantianxuandizhuan,yanqianyihei,tajiuyunleguoqu。

……

“xiaodang,xiaodang,nixingxinga!”

lingfeishuimengzhong,zhijuequanshenfali,rupaolemalasongyiyang,quanshengutousanjia。

mihuzhongtingjianyourenjiao,yiweishizanzhuzaitawuzhongdetongshiliumeimei,yihuishou,fanshenlouzhuzhentou,nanadao,

“buyaochao,yaowozaishuiwufenzhong,baozhunbuhuiwulehuiyi!”

wufenzhong?huiyi?zheishishenmedongxia?

jiantabaozhegenmutoukuaichenglexia,youshuiguoqu,chulongmeijiaocudeyufajin,taibeitanlexialingfeinaomen,danxindao,“xiaodangbenlaijiuzhishangbuquan,jintianshihebinglebucheng?zheikeruheshihao,doukaishishuohunhuale!”

jichulongbinghanzhiyichu,lingfeicaibuganyuanzhangkaiyan,suizhi,xiudaoyilvgancaowei,haiyouyidianyouyanwei。

lingfeiyizheng,guluzuoqi!

youmingzhong,renzongshibennengquzhaoguangyuan。

yinerlingfeitouyiyankanjiande,shimenhoudeneizhanlayoudeng,yizheng,jiexialaimuguangzhuandaogenqiandeshaonvlianshang。

这是谁?

肯定不是柳美眉。

tazuibabuyouweizhang,chengchishazhuangtai。

zheigemoyang,feichangqiheyigezhishangbuquanzhirengaiyoudeyangzi,chulongshashianxin!

dakaishixia,balibianfanshiquchu,youquchukuaiziyiqigelingfeishoushang,“nieleba,elejiuchiba,woyaoliumatouzhejiniliuxiade,nuo,henhaochie!”

zheishaonvshengxiangruannuowennong,momingyaorenxinan。

lingfeiqueyiranzaijingchazhong,meihuanguoxinshen。

zhouranjiqimengjingzhong,neigeguiguaideshengyin,zaiqiaoqiaogenqianzheiguzhuangzhuangban,jiaoruokerendeshaonv,lingfeiyigejiling,xionghenqiazijiyiba!

靠!

她穿越了!

taishouyiqiaosizhoudehuanjing,wuheipobidewuzi,daochuloufengdemenchuang,beihouduichengshandechaihe,lingfeizaiqiayibaziji,tongdeleidoukuaidiaochulaile

tazheishichuanchenglegeshenme?

丫环?

还是个智商不全的?

“小珰,你吃呀!”

chulongbaoxizuoyipang,mianpangjuanxiu,wenxiaozhewangzheta。

lingfeishensiweigui,bennengdianlexiatou,pengzhewanwenshuo,“zheishinaer?”

neiniangzixiaoyimeile,“……houzhaizawufang。”

lingfeifue,jiemener,chunhuoyekeyikanchuzheishigezawufang,woshiwenniwochuandaoleshenmechaodai?

ladao,zheiyanggaoshendewenti,wenchulaizhikeyiyaorenyiweitachichundegenglihaile。

neixiaoniangzizuanzhutashou,kuanweidao,

“anxin,wotiedinghuiqiushizunfangnichuqu,nijintianyaotadiuleyanmian,tayaobaninianchuchengqu,dekuidatangzhuchumian,zuozhubaniliuxia!dengshizunxiaoleqier,shuobudingbianhuiyaonihuiqule。”

师尊?

lingfeiyunquanle,nandaotabushiyahuan?

chuitou,yipieshenshangzheipolanyishang,zheishenmezongpaia,jingranzheiyanghansuan?

“xiaodang,nijinrizhenshitaihunao,biranshitamenjiaosuodeni,duibudui?jiayuchengsinianyihuidejuxianhuijiuyaokaishi,kaochaguanliyouzhengyipinzuochengxiangdaren,jiushiyulinshizidediedie,tajintianlaihaidailaiyigexiaoxi,shuolingxiaoshigedediediequxiangfutiqinle,nijiushiweizheigecaiqude,duibudui?”

chulongzuodi,yibianlaotaoyibianzhiyaotou,“nizenzheimequexinyanerni?niqudanao,gentangzhulilunshuo,lingxiaoshigexihuandeshini……nandaonibuzhidao,lingxiaoshigetianxingfengliu,tangzhongnageshimeibuqingxinyuta?wufeishitasuikoushuodebale,piannihaixinyiweizhen!”

“hekuang,tashijiayuchenghuchengdizi,gengshiqinjungongshizi,zheiyangdeshenfen,taruhehuiquni?tagenyulinshizi,caishitianzaodishedeyidui!”

“buyaozaizuochunshi,nijintianrenushizun,shizunhuige,xianzaihaifeichangshengqi,buzhunrenherenjinisongfan,dayueyaodengjuxianhuijieshu,caihuifangnihuiqu,yelileng,nizheizhongshenzizenkangdezhu?”

lingfeitingdemengquan,zheixinxiliangtaidale,xiaoniangzi,nishuomanyixiea!

chulongbuzhishiweiziji,haishiweiadang,didiyitan,zigudao,“wozhenhuilaizhei,wobenbushishuyuzheide,qiangxingjinlaiyouruhe,haibushijirenkanbushang?”

chulongshengxiangbiandeyouyixieshiluo,chuizhetou,wukenaiheyixiao,

“zheijiayuchengdedizifeifujigui,nishitangzhujianlaide……weiyouwo,jiadipinkun,wuyiwukao。”

“wofuqincouleyinqianbawosonglai,benshixiangsinianhouxialeshan,yougejiayuchengdizidemingtou,keyizhaogehaofujia,keshishiqingnazheibanjiandan,womensuitongshishizundizi,kebenzhishang,wufeishishizideyahuanbale。”

“woxianzaizhipansinianxuemanxiashan,woniangbenyoutuiji,zheiernianwobuzaijia,buzhitaxianzaizenyangleni?”

lingfeisailekoufan,yongxinduanxiangzhe,shenpangzheigeyangmaojuanxiudeshaonv。

tabiyuanshenzhudabuleliangsui,tongyangdeshou,gebobaoxi,toumaidefeichangdi,huxijiandaizhehaoduowunai。

taibeizaitajiantouyipai,lingfeizhalexiayan,“buyaopa,yihouyouwo,meiyourenzaigansuibianqifuzan!”

chulongtingyan,yixiao,zheixiaodanglilaidoushiruci,chundekeai。

suizhi,youzichaobanxiaolexiao,jinyezijishizenmele,jurangenxiaodangshuozheizhonghua,tagexiaoshazi,ruhenengtingdemingbai?