第1章 低级撩妹技能

yiliangtongwangjiujiangshidehuochezhengpingwendexingshizhe,yefanshenqiandexiaocanzhuoshang,baizheyiwangangjiashangreshuidepaomian,zuilidiaozheyigenqulepidehuotuichang。

cishi,yefandeyishuangyanjingzhengzhigougoudedingzheduimianneiweiqingchunjinglideshaonv。

liumeixingyan,fubairuxue,yingchuntouhong,nvhaidechuanzheyeshifenyangyan。**detxushangyigeduzhezuidexiaozhupeiqi,duanqunxianeiyishuangxiaoxitui,zhanluzhemirendequxian。

suhuashuoshigenanrenjiugese,shengxiayigeshisemang!

zhongyaodeshi,nvhaimeixinshangneiyinyindeheishazhiqi,xiyinleyefandexinshen!

yefanyizhoumei,zuibalidehuotuichangxianxiediaoxialai,yefanyongliyixi,huotuichangyoujiyefanxijinlesangziyan,yefandehoulongyizhenfayangyoubazhengtiaohuotuichangtulechuqu,zhenghaodazailexiaozhupeiqidebizishang。

xialindemeitoujinzhou,lenglengdehengyisheng,dengleyefanyiyan。

buguoyefanqueshibanfenyemeiyoushoulian,yefanyiranshiyishuangyanjingzhigougoudidingzheta。

“kanshenmekana!meijianguomeinvma?”ganshoudaoleyefanneichiredeyanshen,xialinshizaishirenbule,xialinmeihaoqidihechidao。

“jianguo,zhishimeijianguozheimexiongde!”

tidaoxiongzi,jiashangyefangangcaineiyixiliedejudongheyanshen,xialinxiayishiderenweiyefanshizaidiaoxiziji,xialindeliansegengjiabinglengle。

“**!”

xialinlianshanglishifuchunongnongdexianqi,xialinniuguotouqukanxianglebiechu。

“hehe!”yefanbeixialinmaleyesihaobunu。

“niyoubuganjingdedongxi。”yefanweiweiyixiao。

yaoshuozheixialinzhangdequeshishifenhaokan,jingzhideliandanpeishangmoguideshencai,xialinzoudaonadoushixijingwushudezhuer。

“buganjingdedongxi?”yitingyefanzheihua,xialinyileng,mashangcongxiaobaobaolifanchuyigexiaojingzi,zizixixidekanleyoukan。

xialinzheiyangdenvrenzuizhuzhongzijidexingxiangle,xialinzenmenengrongrenwanmeidezijichuxianxiacini?

xialinshangshangxiaxiazuozuoyouyoukanlehaojibian,lianshangjingzhidezhuangrong,naliyoushenmewenti。

“woshuoxiaozi,nizheiliaomeideshouduanyetaidijileba?”zuozaiyefanpangbiandenanrenyilianbishidishuodao,suijiyouhuanshangyizhangxiaolianduixialingongweidao:“meinv,zheixiaoziyikanjiushicongxiangxiachulaide***,niqianwanbiedalita。wojiaoweiqiang,woshijiujiangshiren,buzhidaomeinvzenmechenghua?”

weiqiangchabuduosanshiduosui,suanshikoujiaodashujibiedele,zaozaixialingangyishangchedeshihou,weiqiangbianzhuyidaoxialinle,suiranweiqiangyouxingoudaxialin,danshiweiqiangyizhidoumeizhaozheshiji。

xianzaidaoshikeshuilaileyourensongzhentou,yefandechuxiandaoshirangweiqiangnenggouqingsongraoguolezheizhonggangadejumian。

mianduiweiqiangdezhize,yefanliansepingjing,“nishenshangzhendeyoubuganjingdedongxi,nizijixiaoxindianba。”

“ai,woshuonizheisunzi,hailaijingleshibushi?nizaigansaoraozheiweimeinv,rangnixiaozichangchanglaozidequantou!”

weibomeinvhaogan,weiqianglikezhanqishenlai,yibajiangyefandeyifuzhuazhu,weiqianglingyizhishouwoquan,jiuyaoxiangyefanzhaohuguoqule。

“huawoyijingshuole,xinbuxinyouni。”yefanbamuguangshoulehuilai,yitaishou,yefanqingqingdeyixiafuzaileweiqiangdeshouwanshang,yefanjingzhibaweiqiangzhuazhezijiyifudeshoujiujituikaile。

yefanzhenggerenyangtoukaozaiyibeishang,kaishilebimuyangshen。

“sunzi,suannishixiang!heng!”beiyefanqingqingdeyixiajiubashoujibokaile,weiqiangxianshiyileng,suijiweiqiangyilianxiaoyidekanxiangxialin,weiqianglianshangquandoushiyinqinzhise,“meinv,nifangxinhaole,yaoshizheisunzihaigansaoraoni,woyidingbangnixiulita!”

“neiwojiuduoxieweidagele。”xialinlimaodiweiweiyixiaohuiyingzheweiqiangshuodao。

jiandaoxialinyouhuiying,weiqiangdangjijiujiezhezheigejihuitiannanhaibeidishenliaoleqilai。

“xialinxiaojie,kanzheilucheng,qianmianmashangjiugaidaoyoulingxiagule,wokanxiaxiaojiezheiyeshidiyicizuozheitanghuoche,xiaxiaojieyinggaimeitingshuoguozheigeyoulingxiaguba?”weiqiangqiaoleqiaochuangwaidejingwu,weiqiangzaixinlidazhizaiquedingleyixialucheng,weiqiangdezuijiaobuyoudeluchuleyigexiaorong。

“youlingxiagu?”xialinyileng,yilianyihuodikanzheweiqiang。

kanzhexialinyilianyihuo,weiqiangyishijianlailexingzhi,weiqiangkaishijiangshuqiyoulingxiagulai。

“xialinxiaojie,wogennishuo,zheigeyoulingkeshiliqidehen。xiaguzhangyueliangqianduomi,anlilaishuo,yihuochedesuduyifenzhongzhineiyejiunengxingshiguoqu,danshizaishijishangmeicicongjinruxiagudaochuanguoxiagudeshijianqueshizuzuyousiwufenzhong,erqiehaihuiyouyixiekongbujiaoshengchuanchulai,shenzhizheihuochelidezhaomingdengguangyehuizaineiduanshijianlixianruandan……”

weiqianghuishenghuisedishuozhe,weiqiangdaoxiangshizaijiangguigushiyiyang,hedexialinqileyishendejipigeda。

xialinmeitingjianshi,haibujuedeyoushenme,keshidangweiqiangduitazheimeyishuo,xialinjiujuedezijihoubeiliangsousoude,jiuhaoxiangshiyoushenmedongxitiezaitahoubeishangyiyang。

“wei……weidage,nizheishizaigenwojiangxiaoniba!”xialinzhijiechelechezuijiao,yingzhetoupixiaodao。

xialinhaodaizaijiujiangshiyesuanshigerenwu,taxialinzenmenengbeizheizhongminjianchuanshuodeqitanguailunjihehuzhuni?

buguoxialinxinliyeyouxiehouhuile!haiburudengyiwanshang,dachengmingtiandefeijini?yebuyongrucidehaipale。

“xiaxiaojie,wokemeigennikaiwanxiao,chuanwendangnianxiuzheitiaotieludeshihou,zaizheiyoulingshangulikeshisilebushaorenni!zheixierensilezhihouyuanqibusan,jiubianchengleguihunpanjuzaizheigeshanlingshanguliyinhunbusan,duoshaonianlai,dangdirenyeqinglebushaoheshangdaoshilaisongjingzuofa,keshidoumeiyong。buguoxiaxiaojienibuyongpa,youwoweiqiangzai,woweiqiangyidinghuibaohunide。”weiqiangpaizhexiongfubaozhengdao。

yebuzhidaoyefanshibeizheiliangrendeduihuajichaoxingle,haishibeiweiqiangdoulele,yefanzhengkaiyan,qiaozheneibeihedexiaolianshabaidexialinwunaidixiaolexiao。

yefanxinshuo“guniang,nishenshangzheidongxi,keyaobishangulineixielihaigehaojibeini!nilianzijishenshangdedongxidoubupa,nalihaiyongpashangulineixiexiaowanyierya?”

zheihuayefanyejiuzhishizaixinlixiangxiang,yefandaoshimeishuochulai。

bijingzaizheigeshijieshang,haishipingchangderenduo,xiangyefanzheiyangdenianqingtianshijianzhishishaozhiyoushao。

yebuzhishibushiyefanheshenbiandeweiqiangtianshengbazixiangchong,jiuzaiyefanluchulewunaixiaorongdeshihou,zhenghaoyejiubeiweiqiangkanzaiyanli。

“chouxiaozi,nishibushiyouzaizhaoxueni?nishinagejiapigoulimaochulaidetubaozi?meijianguonvrenma?jiuzhidaoshale。”weiqianglenghengyishengdao。

zhiqiandeyicijiaoshourangweiqiangmingbai,yefanyebujiandan,suoyiweiqiangyejiuzhishidongdongzuipizi,weiqiangyagenjiumeidasuanzaigenyefandongshoule。

“bushigouli!wo?shilonghushanlichulaide。nvrenzheijitianwoyemeishaojian,xiangtazheimehaokandewokeshitouyicikanjian。”yefanyilianzhenchengdishuodao。

congwusuikaishiyefanjiuyizhigenzheshifuzizailonghushanlixiuxing,bieshuonvrenle,yefanpingshichulelaodongxi,liangenvguidoukanbujian。

yeshilaodongxixiangtongle,zhongyushedefangyefanxiashanliudaliudale。

“longhushan?wokanniburushuoshicongmawangduilizuanchulaide。xiaozi,mashangdaoyoulingxiagule,xiwangnibiebeihedeniaokuzi!”weiqianglengxiaoyishengdao,sihuweiqiangyijingyujianyefanbeihedefadoudeyangzile。

呼隆……呼隆……

huochefeisuyunxingzhe,zhenzhenfengshenghuxiaoerguo……、

chechuangguangxianhuranyian,huixiangshengzhenzhen,liecheyiranshijinruyoulingxiagule。

xialinbuyoudemeitouyizhou,xiangzhezhiqianweiqiangsuoshuodehua,xialindehoubeiyuefadebingliangqilai。

唰!

chexiangli,dedengguangyizhenhuminghuan,ranhouquandouximiele,sixialiqiheiyipian,jingsongdeheian,sihunengtunshidiaorendelinghun。

“啊……”

“a……zheishizenmele?”

“youlingxiagu……youlaile,youlaile!”

……

zuihouyisiguangliangbeiheianwanquantunshidiaole,xialinxinzhongdekongjudadaojixian,xialindazhangzhezuibameibanfajiaochushenglai,xialinzhenggerendousuochengleyituan,lenghanyididideshunzhexialinjiaonendeqiaolianluoxia。

“ha!ha!ha!……dixiongmen,jintian!yourenleisongshangmenlaile,dajiakaixindiwanba!hesizheibanggouluanzi!”