第一章 华国式相亲

西舍餐厅。

ruanningkanzheduimiantaotaobujuexujiudenanshizhoulexiamei,duifangquehaowuchajue。

“haole,lixiansheng,wozhidaonitiaojianhenyouxiu。”ruanningshizaimeirenzhudaduanleta。

neiweiziwochuixumingxiaobiye,qiantuwuliang,renzhonglongfengdelixianshengzhongyuyiyouweijindetingxialaihelekoushui。

ruanninggangsonglekouqiyuzhaogejiekoukailiu,zhitingduimianneiweiyoukaikoule,“jirannilejiewole,neiliaoliaoniba,tinghuangayishuonizaichuangtougongsigongzuo,shizuowenyuanma?”

kanlaineihuangayiduizijiyebushihenlejie,ruanningduizheiyangderenyagenmeixingqu,yelandejieshi,fuyandao:“shide,putongzhiyuan。”

neilixianshengyouyueganyoulaile:“wu,ninianjizheimedalehaizhishigeputongzhiyuan,nenglibuxinga!buguohaozaizhangdebucuo,womashuole,zhaoxifujiuyaoliangjiafunv。”

ruanningzaixinlianantucao,zheiweishenmeshenmeia,zaozhidaotaxihuanzheiyangde,laizhiqianjiubuteyizhuangbanle,takanzhechuanghushangfanshechudeziji,toufawandeyisibugou,quanshenheisedezhiyetaozhuang,lianshanghaijiazhefuheikuangyanjing,kanqilaiyoutuqiyouguban。

ruanningyagenbuxiangxiangqin,yaobushilaomayisixiangbi,tadasidoubuhuilaizaozheifenzui。

“niyinggaiyemeiduoshaogongzi,neiwomenjiehunhou,woxiwangnibagongzuocileanxinzaijiazuoquanzhitaitaidaihaizinimeiyijianba?worenweiwoyigeyuebaqiankuaidegongzizugouyangjiale!”

“haiyoutingshuonifuqinshijiaoshou,neiyinggaiyoutuixiugongzi,jiubuyongwomenshanyangle,womeigeyuenawubaikuaijinimaiyifuhehuazhuangpin,danshiwoyexiwangninengjinxinzhaoguwofumu。”

ruanningganjuetaiyangxueyitiaoyitiaode,tapixiaoroubuxiao,shengyinliyirandaishangxiebuyuedao:“lixianshenghaiyoushenmetiaojianma?”

keximianqianzheiweihaowuyanse,tingdaotadehuajixuxinggaocailiedeshuo:“niguoranshigemingshili,dongchijiadenvren,hunhouruguowomenyoumaodunwoxiwangninenglijiewo,zhudongrencuo,wokenengyoushihouhuishigebuchengshudenanren,buguowoxiangyinidenianji,yinggaiyeshidongdebaorongde!”

henhao,zheishidiercinatadenianlingshuoshi。

ruanninglengxiao,zheinashigebuchengshudenanren,zheijiubushigeren。

tadaodiweishenmeyaohuafeibaoguidebanxiaoshilaitingyigechunhuozishuozihua。

ruanninggangyufazuo,quetingdepangbianchuanlaipuchiyishengqingxiao。

mubeichenshizaimeixiangdaozijiganghuiguojiuyudaolezheiyangqipadexiangqinxianchang。

tazaitingdaoliangjiafunvshijiuzaibiezhuxiaoyi,zhizhiganggangtingwanzuihouyijushizaimeirenzhu。

yizhizaigentashuohuadehaoyoufangzianbujiedekanxiangta:“woganggangshishuolegexiaohua?”

“meishi,nijixu!”shuobatazhuangzuowuyidesaoshileyiyanruanningneizhuo,queganghaoheruanningdeyanshenduishang。

congjinlaikaishi,tajiujuedezheigenvrenhenyanshu,queyouxiangbuqilaizainajianguo。

zuozaigebideruanningmopagundazheimexienian,zirantingchulemubeichenxiaoshengzhongdeyeyu。

wodexiaohuazheimehaokanma?kandezheimekaixin,buruqinzishangchanggengyouyisi。

zheibian,mubeichenhaibuzhizijizhuangshangleruanningdeqiangkou。

ruanningshouhuimuguang,sixiaofeixiaokanzhemianqiandeqipaxiangqinduixiang:“nideyaoqiuwojuededouhenheli。buguowoyeyouyigetiaojian。”

tashenchuqianqianyuzhizhixiangpangbianyizhuo,“nizhangchengtaneifumoyangshizailaiquwoba!”

qipananlican,shunzhetadeshouzhikanqu,muguangtingzhuzaimubeichenneizhangshuaiderangrenyibukaiyandejunlianshang,daochouyikouliangqi:“nifenglema?zenmekeneng?”

“suoyia,womenbuheshi!”

“ruanningniyebukankanzijishenmenianji,kuaisanshisuidelaonvrenhaixiangzhaogezheiyangdexiaobailian?”zhongyuyishidaozijibeishuadelicanzhizhemubeichennaoxiuchengnu,“wopei!”

“……”turanjuanruzhanchangdexiaobailianmubeichenzhenglengleyishun,ruanning?scgongsideruanning?

taheirumoyudeyanzhanchuyiweishenzhangdexiaoyi。

有趣!

“bieshuosanshisui,wojiushiliushisuiyexihuanzheiyangdenanren,niguandezhema?”ruanningchaofengdegouqizuijiao。

mubeichenhuranzhuanguoshenchongzheruanningdao:“xiexie,wohenrongxing。”

“keqile!”ruanningmeiliaodaotazijijiaxi,fuyanleyixia。

kanzhezheiliangrendangzhezijimian“gouda”qilai,licanfennudao:“shenmeliangjiafunv,datingguangzhonggouyinnanren,shangfengbaisubuzhilianchi!”

tingjianzheihua,ruanningzhongyurenbuzhuduanqijiubeipoxianglican,zuililengmodetuchulianggezi:“shax!”

zaizheidianguanghuoshijian,mubeichennaohailishanguoyigeshenyinghemianqiandenvzizhonghe,tazhongyumingbaiduiruanningdeshuxigancongheerlai……