“guaibudegangcaisuibianyitiao，jiutiaoleneimegao，yuanlairucia。”
sunxiaokongdiguleyijuhou，shunjian…xinliyijin，wendao：“xitong，gangcaiwoshibushitaigaodiaole？”
“bijingxianzaigangchushi，biaoxiandetianfuzheimehao，huibuhuibeireneshazaiyaolana？”
“muxiuyulinfengbicuia！”
滴！
“xitongzaoyiweisuzhuzhelantianji，zaibierenkanlai，suzhudetianfuzhisuanshizheigeshijiehonghuangshidexiantianshenglingtieryi。”
“呵…”
sunxiaokongtingzhexitongdehuazuile，honghuangshihouxiyoudexiantianlingtichuxianzaixiyoushidai，yegourangrendujideba？
buguo，tingxitongzheiyisi，zijizheihuangguzhizunti，yaobihonghuangshideneixiexiantianshenglinghaiyaolihaia。
zhengzaisunxiaokonglengshengenxitongjiaoliudeshihou，yigehouzipaoleguolai，dijilesunxiaokongyigexiangjiao。
zheihouzilianshangyouxiexiuyi，yanzhongliuluzheaimeideshense，youdianxiangyaogaoduixiangdeyisi。
“我擦嘞？”
母猴子？
求爱？
sunxiaokongshunjianjiumengbile，kanzhemianqiandezheigehouzi，yishijiannaoziyoudiannaoqiaotong。
“nijiaoshenmemingzi，woyiqianzenmemeiyoujianguoni？”muhouzikaikouwendao。
sunxiaokonggengmengle，zheitemesuibianyizhihouzijiukeyikoutufenfang…ebu，kouturenyu？
神话世界这么六？
keshi，nitemeshuohuajiushuohua，yanjingzaiwoshenshangtoumiaogeshenmegui？
xiangzhe，sunxiaokongzijidouyouxiegangale，gangcongshitoulibengchulai，lianjianzhetidoudongxidoumeiyou。
guaibudezheimuhouziyizhimiaozhezijideshenti。
“我…”
zhanglezhangzui，sunxiaokongturanyijing，chaozhehaibianpaoleguoqu。
zaihaishuidedaoyingxia，sunxiaokonglengle。
haizhenshibianhouzile，zhibuguo，xiangshineizhongrenbanyandehouzi，xiangmaoyegenzijiqianshixiangchabuda，haishineimeshuai。
ruguobamaoguaganjingle，genrenyechabuduo，erqiehaishuyushuaigejibiede。
xiangdaozheili，sunxiaokongyeshiranjieshoule。
tajiupaziji，bianchengyizhiputongdehouzimoyang，huozhemaolianleigongzui…neijiugangale。
neizhimuhouziyegenzhepaoleguolai，lianseyouxiehaoqidekanzhesunxiaokong。
sunxiaokongzheicaizixidekanzheyanqianzheihouzi，ganjuezheihouziyeshiyouxieqiguai。
andaoli，putongdehouzi，jiushiputonghouzidemoyang。
eryanqianzheigemuhouzi，sunxiaokongganjuetagenzijichabuduo，yetebiedepianrenxiang。
“nanbucheng，zheiyeshisidalinghouzhiyi？”
yishijian，sunxiaokongganjueyouxiemeng。
“nishibushihaimeiyoujia，nikeyigenwohuiqu，jiaruwomen。”muhouzikanzhesunxiaokongmimangdeyangzi，kaikoushuodao。
“jiarunimen？”sunxiaokongyouxiewuyu。
wotemepanichanwoshenzi，bijinglaozishigerena。
laozijiusuancongzheilitiaoxiaqu，yejuebujiaru。
“duia，jiaruwomen，womenkeyiyiqiwanshua，yiqizhaoguozichi。”muhouzishuozhehua，shoushanghainazhexiangjiaojisunxiaokong。
sunxiaokongwuyule，laozijuebugaohou，laozishiren…
“我才不加…”
滴！
“jueqiderensheng，congshuiliandongzhiwobudangmeihouwangkaishi。”
“gensuihouqunzhaodaohuaguoshanshuiliandong，bingbunengchengweimeihouwang。（zhu：fantaolubingbushijiandandejujueyixiajiukeyile。）”
“renwujiangli：zhizunyuhuajue。”
纳尼？
sunxiaokongyouxieqiguaile，zheirenwukanzhejiandan，sihulingyouxuanjia。
kanzhexitongdebeizhu，bingbushizijijujuedangmeihouwangjiukeyiwanchengde。
“xitongnengbunengshaoweizuogejieshi，zhei…”
xitong：“yejiushishuo，suzhugensuijuqingzoushi，mingyundebiranfashengzainishenshanghou，nibingbuzhishijujueyixia，jiushifantaolule。”
“yihuayishijie，yiyeyiputi——zhizunyuhuajue。naishixiulianshentineiliushiwanyixibao，meigexibaodoukeyixiulianchengweiyifangshijie。”
我靠！
震惊了！
sunxiaokongjingdedouyoudianmaolenghanle。
xiulianshentixibao，yigexibaoyigeshijie？
neitemezhenlianchengle，shenmegoupideshengren，zijiyizhitouchuosi。
shenmeluanqibazaode，zijitukoutanjiuhuitianmiedile？
yejiushishuoshenmegoupidezhutianwanjiesanqianshijie，laozishentijiuyouliushiwanyigeshijie？
这马特！
就问你怕不怕？
sunxiaokongganjuezijipiaole，huangguzhizuntipeishangzhizunyuhuajue，haiyoushei？
还不得上天了？
“nizenmebushuohuale？”muhoukansunxiaokongbantianmeihangsheng，kaikouwendao。
sunxiaokongmeiyoujiexiangjiao，kanlekanduifanghuidao：“neihaoba，wojiugennixianhuiqu。”
anzhengchangdedaolilaijiang，sunxiaokongshenweiyigeren，zenmehuigenzheyigemuhouzisihunquni？
danxianzairenwuzaishen，zhinenggenduifangzoule。
真香！
“neihaoba，nigenwoyiqihuiqu，womenneiliyouhenduotongbande…”
muhouzidaizhesunxiaokongchaozheshulinyibianzou，yibianjiangleqilai。
sunxiaokongyizhitingzhe，xinzhongzhuomozhe，duifangzheiqunhou，yinggaijiushiyuanzhusunwukongdeyibufenhouzihousunmen。
ershenbianzheigemuhouzi，gujibushichikaomahoujiushitongbeiyuanhou。
huaguoshankebuzhishisunwukongyigelinghou，huaguoshangongyouwugelinghou。
lingwaisige——lianggechikaomahou，lianggetongbeiyuanhou。
genzhemuhouzizaishanlinlicuanlebantian，zaiyigeheliuchu，laidaolezhonghoudedabenying。
yigeshulindeheliupang，zheishihouqunxiexidedifang。
sunxiaokongdoulengzhule，haoduoxiaohouzi…
zheihouzimuce，qimajibaizhi。
erqiehaiyouyizhimuhouzi，yeshiyouxiepianxiangrenyizhidehouzi。
“咦～”
“nishishenmehouzia，wozenmemeiyoujianguonia。”
“nidemaohaohaokan，nizhangdeyehaohaokana！”
“nihaoqiangzhuangya，renjiahaoxihuan。”
sunxiaokongyilai，zhonghouzijiuweileguolai，zhuaernaosaidekanzhesunxiaokongwendao。
tingzhezhouweijijizhazhadehoujiaosheng，sunxiaokongdouganjuenaoqiaotong。
wotemegairuheweizhuangwoshiyizhihou？
“你吃桃子吗？”
lingwaiyizhizhangxiangpianrendemuhouzi，nalelianggetaozidijisunxiaokong。
sunxiaokongyouxiemeng，yanqianzheihou，gengangcaidaizijiconghaibianguolaideneigehou，haoxiangsia！
呸！
zheiyiqunhouzi，youjigenianjipiandadelaohou。
haiyoulianggepianxiangrendehouzi，jiushizhiqiandaizijiguolai，hesongzijitaozidezheiliangge。
qitadehou，sunxiaokongdouganjuezijiyoudianfenbuqing。
youyulexia，sunxiaokongkanzhezhonghouhuidao：“wo…nimenhao，woshicongshitoulibengchudeshihou。”
“什么？”
“shitoulibengchulaide？”
“nihaolihaia，neinidefumushishei？”
“tamenshishitouhaishihouzi？”
“nidemuqinshishitou，nifuqinshihouzima？”
“shitougenhouzizenmejiaopei？？？”
sunxiaokong：woyuenimenmamaipi！