第一章 给麻花写剧本?

qiyuedeyigezhouri,zhongwu。

魔都一间出租屋内。

“我穿越了?”

linzhuocongchuangshangxinglai,yishijianyouxiefadai。

suijiyigujiyichuxianzainaohaizhong。

tayuanlaishimodouxijuxueyuanxuesheng,jiuduyuxijuyingshidaoyanzhuanye,zuijinganggangbiye。

yinweigongzuomeiyouzheluo,zanshizhuzaizheijianchuzuwunei。

“kewoshenmedoubuhuia,zheirangwozenmezhaogongzuo?”

jieshoulezijidexinshenfenhou,linzhuoshifenwunai。

chuanyuehoudetazhidedaolejiyi,bingmeiyouqianshendeneixiezhishi,genbenmeifazhaogongzuo。

zhengzaitafachoudeshihou——

叮!

bansuizhedianziyinzainaohaizhongxiangqi,yikuaidanlanse,kejiganshizudeguangmuzaitamianqiandanchu:

【xijudashixitongbangdingzhong——】

【绑定成功】

【suzhuketongguozhizuoxijuzuopin,weitarendailaikuaile,huodekuailezhi】

【kuailezhikezaixitongzhongjinxinggezhongduihuan,baokuoxijuzuopin,gerenjineng,wuzhiziyuandeng】

【suzhuchucibangdingxitong,xianweisuzhufafangxinshoulibao】

【是/否领取?】

kanzheyanqianturanchuxiandemianban,linzhuozhidaozijidejinshouzhidaozhangle。

“喜剧大师系统?”

kanzhexitongdemingzi,linzhuoruoyousuosi,jiezhemingbaileyiqie。

yuanlai,zheigeshijieheqianshidatishangxiangsi,zhizaixiweichuyousuobutong。

birushuo,zheigeshijiedekejifazhanlingxiandiqiushijinian,qianshigangkaishifazhandeaizaizheiliyijingrongrulerenmenderichangshenghuo。

yuzhixiangduide,zheilidexijufazhanshifenluohou,qianshineixiejingdiandexiaopin,xijudianyinggenbenmeiyou,qingjingxijuzheizhongyishuxingshishenzhidoumeiyouchuxian。

suiranzheigeshijieyeyouzhaobenshan,guodegang,jin·kairuidengxijumingjia,danyezhishiaigezilitiaojiangjun,bingmeiyoudadaotamenqianshidechengjiu。

“shuobudingxitongdechuxianjiushirangwobangzhufazhanzheilidexiju。”linzhuoxinxiang。

“zhiyaowojiangqianshineixieyouxiuxijuzuopindaidaozheigeshishang,yexujiunengqifazheigeshijiedexijuren,rangtamenchuangzuochugenghaodezuopin。”

xiangdaozheili,tahaobuyouyuduixitongfachuzhiling:“lingquxinshoulibao。”

【xinshoulibaokaiqi,gongxisuzhuhuode:】

【1.dashijidaoyanjineng】

【2.dashijibianjujineng】

【3.mianfeiduihuanyibuxijuzuopin】

yucitongshi,linzhuoganjueyoudaliangdexinxichuxianzainaohai。

ruhedaoyan,ruhebianju。

yishunjian,linzhuobianyongyoulebierenqiongjinyishengyeweibinengzhangwodezhishiyujingyan。

anxianeixindejidong,linzhuokaishisisuoqizijiyihoudelu。

zhishiyujinengyoule,neiyaozenmequtuichuzijidezuopinni?

zhizuoxijuxuyaodeshirenliyuwuli,xianzaidetazhishiyimingputongbiyesheng,genbenmeiyouziben。

zhaorentouzi?nashenmequxintouzirenni?

xitongduihuanziyuan?ketagangdedaoxitong,meiyoukuailezhijitaduihuan。

suirantaxianzaikeyimianfeiduihuanyibuzuopin,danzijirenweiyanqing,jiusuannazuopinhuandaoziyuan,yewufabaozhengzuizhongxiaoguo。

噔噔噔噔噔~

zhengzaitafachoudeshihou,pangbian***turanxiangleqilai。

linzhuoxiayishinaqidianhuayikan,xianshilaidianren:xiaozhuren。

zheiweixiaolaoshishilinzhuobiyeqiandexizhuren,jiaoxiaowenlong。

yinweilinzhuozaibiyeshejishangchuangzuobingdaoyanleyibuxiaopin,fanxianghenhao,suoyizheiweixiaozhurenshifenxinshangta。

linzhuojietongdianhua:“xiaozhuren,ninhao。”

dianhuaneitou:“linzhuo,gongzuozhaodezenmeyangle?wozheiliyougehuoer,niyaobuyaoshishikan?”

linzhuohuidao:“xiexiexiaozhuren,qingwenshishenmegongzuo?”

xiaozhuren:“zuijinmodouweishixinchuleyidangzongyijiao《wangpaixijuren》,zheigenizhidaoba?”

……

linzhuo:“haodehaode,xiexiexiaozhuren,zheihuoerwojiele。”

dengduifangguadiaodianhua,linzhuorenbuzhudaxi:“zhenshigangkeshuijiulaizhentou。”

congdianhuazhonglinzhuodezhi,modouweishizhizuoleyidangheqianshidiqiuleisidezongyi,jiao《wangpaixijuren》。

wuzuxijurentongtaibipin,meiqigechuyibuzuopin,jiaozhuwangpaixijurendechenghao。

qizhongyizu,bianshiyoushentangdailingdekuailemahuatuandui。

heqianshibutong,zheilidekuailemahuahaizhishiyigeputongjutuan,bingmeiyoushangguochunwan,yemeiyoupaichu《xialuotefannao》zheiyangdedianying。

tamenzheicishiweiledaxiangtuanduizhimingdu,yincicanjia《wangpaixijuren》jiemu。

daomeideshi,zaidiyiqijiemukaishiqian,kuailemahuadehexin,daoyanjianyanyuanjianbianjushentangchuleshigu,xianzaizhengzaiyiyuanliaoyang。

mahuatuanduimeilezhuxingu,zhihaocongcongshangzhen,zaiganggangjieshu《wangpaixijuren》diyiqizhongpaimingdaoshudiyi。

anzhaojiemuguize,lianxuliangcidaoshudiyi,tuanduijiuhuibeitaotai,youqitaxijurenbuwei。

rujinshentanghaizailiaoyang,meiyouta,mahuatuanduidierqidagailvhaishiyaodaoshu,ranhoubeitaotai。

qiahaoxiaozhurengenshentangshilaotongxue,erqielinzhuodebishedangchujitaliuxialehenshendeyinxiang。

dezhilelaotongxueqingkuanghou,xiaozhurenxiangshentangtuijianlelinzhuo。

shentangyemeibanfa,xianzaixijuxingyerencaitaishaole,baozheshiyishidexintai,jieshoulexiaozhurentuijian。

jiezhexiaozhurenjiulianxilelinzhuo。

duiyuzheigejihui,linzhuodangranbuhuijujue,lijidayingweikuailemahuazhizuoyibuxiaopin。

kuailemahuatuanduixianzaizuiyaomingdewentishishentangbuzai,yixiazimeiledaoyanhebianju。

yanyuandaohaihaoshuo,yushentangdadangdemalimianqiangyenengchengchengchangzi。

erlinzhuoganggangdedaodashijidaoyanyubianjujineng,zirankeyichengdanshentangdezhize。

zhiyuyanyuanyuzuopin,linzhuojide,qianshidekuailemahuayouyibuxiaopin,zhenghaoshihexianzaidezhuangkuang。

zheibuzuopinsuiranmeiyoushentangcanyan,danzhaoyangshifenyouxiu。dangnianzaichunwanwutaishangdafangyicai,jiquanguoguanzhongdailailekuaile。