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我:「……」
我是那样的猫么!
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xingxunengxiamaopengshangsihaozini?
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大型的猫吸人现场!
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……zizuonie,bukehuoya。
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wozhishizhifanmaodetishena……
hai「naole」gulidebaiyueguang。
顾澧……会信我吗?
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guliyiwanshangmeiyouhuilai。
tazheiliangtiansihuhenmang,danzaimangyecongweiyouguoyebuguisudeqingkuang。
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……neiqibushiyaotiantianbeilaodaonataomujianzhui!
wojiaozhuodizaiqingonglilaihuiduobu。
yaobuwohaishi……xianpaoba?
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zuihou,xiaojinlingbeiqingqingfangzailetadezhentouxiamian。
再见了,顾澧。
谢谢你的小鱼干。
zheihuiwoyonglefashuyinleshen,bikaileanwei,yiluqingsongdilikaileqingong。
只是我没想到……
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「xiaoliyebuzhizenmexiangde,muhoufenmingdouyuanyijiangwanerjiajitale,tajingranbushangtao!」
yidaoyinzhideshengyincongfeiqidegongdianlichuanchulai。