第1章老天爷开眼
shiyiyuandegaojibingfangli，yezhiqiumimihuhudezhengkaileyanjing。
xianzaidetahenmangran，yinweitafaxianzheijushentibingbushitazijide。
我是谁？
我在哪？
我要干嘛？
gangxiangdaozheisangewenti，haimeijixuwangxiaxiang，turantoubiankaishijuliedetengtongqilai，yidaodaoxinxisuipianjianghejuedibanfengkuangguanrutadenaozhong，zuikaishidexinxipianduanzhishitazijide，zhunquedeshuoshitafushenzheigerendequanbuxinxi。zhibuguoxinxichuansongdetaikuai，genbenlaibujirangtaxixipinwei，jinjiezheyoushiwushudexinxipianduanyongrujinlai，erzheixiexinxiquandoushimoshengrende。
zaicixinglai，yezhiqiulikeanxialechuangtoudehujiaoqi。
henkuai，yimingliuzheyitouxiufa，mianrongjiaohao，shencaibeibaisehushifubaoguodexiaohushibianzoulejinlai。
erdangtagangyijinrubingfang，zheimingxiaohushidexinxiquanbuchuxianzaileyezhiqiudenaohaizhong，chulezhidaotajiaosunrouwai，zhiyaoshitadeshiqingyequanbulejiedeyiqingerchu。。
woshibushifengle？weilequebaozijishifouzhengchang，talikebaqingkuanggaosulehushi。
jieguohuanlaidequeshiyizhiwenroudeshou，tieletietadeetou。
“meifashaoa，zenmekaishishuoqihuhualaile。nandaoshijingshenchulewenti？”
叶知秋一脸尴尬。
tazhidao，zijikendingshibeisunroudangchengshenjingbingle，danshilaotianyezaishang，tudiyezaixia，woyezhiqiuganzhizhesunroufashi，ganggangshuodejujushushi。
“hushijiejie，nibuyaoyongzheizhongbishideyanguangkanzhewo，wozhendemeiyoupianni，yaobuniqubayishengzhaolai，woyaozuoquanmianjiancha。”
“xingxingxing，woxin，woxinnihaibuxingma，guai，kuaitanghao，daihuierjiejiejinimaitangchi，dengnidebinghaole，jiejiedainiquhuoxingdiaoyu。”yinweibingrenyigewanxiaobayishengjiaolai？zijihaiyaobuyaozaiyiyuanganle。suoyisunroulianmangchakaihuati，xiaozheanfudao。
yezhiqiuzhoumei：“quhuoxing？”
“duiya。”sunroucoudaoyezhiqiushenbian，xiaoshengshuodao：“gaosuniyigemimi，qishi，jiejieheniyiyang，yebushiputongren，wodelaojiazaihuoxing，xianzhemeishicailaidiqiulvyou......”
yezhiqiudelianshunjianjiuheitoule。
shazidoutingdechulai，sunrouzheishizaifengcita。
tafanbaiyandao：“hushijiejie，nizheiyangzhendehaoma？”
“要不然呢？”
sunrouzhuanshenbianzou，touyebuhuidao：“jiejiehaiyaoquchafang，meikongpeiniyiqifeng。”
叶知秋醉了。
kanlai，bixuyaofanggedazhaocaixing。
qingjizhixia，tatengdeyixiazuoqishen，chongzhesunroudebeiyinghandao：“sunrou，22sui，shengao172，tizhong53gongjin，quanchengyixueyuanhulizhuanyeyingjiebiyesheng，lianggeyueqianlaishiyiyuanshixi，shiyiyuandeyuanzhangsunmingzheshiniba......”
“你！”
zhengruyezhiqiuyuliaodeneiyang，tadehuashuodaoyiban，sunrougangzoudaobingfangmenkou，jiaobumengdiyidun，xianranshibeitazhenshedaole。
“你敢调查我？”
sunrouhuitoukanxiangyezhiqiu，jingyademouzilidaizheyimonanyiyanshideyunnuzhise。
yezhiqiuzhizhezijidetaiyangxue，yaotoudao：“buyongdiaocha，wodoushuolewonenggongxiangsuzhudejiyi，hushijiejiedegerenxinxiquandouzaiwodenaozili，xiangwangdouwangbudiao。”
“neinishuo，nihaizhidaoxieshenme？”
sunrouyouyupianke，ranhouzhuanshenzoulehuilai，tadangranbuhuiqingyixiangxinyezhiqiudeguihua，tadenianling、shengao、tizhong、jiatingbeijing，bingbushishenmemimi，zhiyaoshaoweidatingyixia，jiunengzhidao。
yezhiqiuxianglexiang，muguangluozaisunroujiaoshang，shiyidao：“biru，hushijiejiechuan38madexie，zuobianyougetuoyuanxingdetaiji......”
“闭嘴！”
sunrouqiaolianweihong，zheicizhendebeihedaole。
xiemayejiusuanle，keyimuce，keyicai，danshisunrouneigetaiji，tagankending，chuletadefumu，tadezhangbei，jueduimeiyouwairenzhidao！
palema？haha......
yezhiqiuyaodejiushizheiyangdexiaoguo，rangnibuxinwo！
gengkepadehaizaihoumianni。
tajiezheshuodao：“liusuineinian，hushijiejiebeigouyaoguo，suoyitebiepagou，jialiyangzheyizhijiafeimao，jiaobenben；shisuineinian，hushijiejiebeirenbangjia，feitulesuolewubaiwan；shiliusuineinian，hushijiejiezaolian，beinimaguanlesantiandejinbi，neigenanrenjiaowujun，ta......wuwu！”
huameishuowan，sunroushenshouwuzhuleyezhiqiudezui，kanxiangyezhiqiudeyanshen，zhenjiuxiangdabaitianjiandaoleguiyiyang。
“shuo，shisheirangnidiaochawode？”
“唔唔！”
叶知秋摇头。
piankehou，sunroushenxikouqi，songkaishou，yishuangyanjingzhigougoudedingzheyezhiqiu，wendao：“anzhaonideshuofa，nigongxiangguo9999gesuzhudejiyi，erniquezhidaowozheimeduoshi，suoyi，niyeshangguowodeshen，gongxiangguowodejiyi？”
“neidaomeiyou。”yezhiqiuyiranyaotou。
“neini......”
yezhiqiuxiaodao：“wosuiranmeiyoushangguohushijiejiedeshen，danshihenbuqiao，wohuodelenibadejiyi，zaitadejiyili，hushijiejieneixiesuoweidemimi，genbenjiubushimimi。”
“我爸？”
孙柔心底咯噔一响。