第六章现场打脸
tingzhouanzheimeshuo,zhengzuolinlikechenshengdao:“zhouan,yaoshinizhennengbazheixielanhuazhihao,bieshuoshibangniyigemangle,napabangnihaojigemangdoumeiwenti!”
zheixielanhuakedoushizhengzuolindexintourou,zuzuhualetahaojiwankuaiqian。
zhiyaozhouannengzhihaolanhua,naparangtachujiqiankuaiqianzhiliaofei,tadouxinganqingyuan。
cunzhangweizhengguangzhoulezhoumei:“woshuolaozheng,ninandaobuxiangxinwoerzi?woerzikeshizhengerbajingdenongyedaxuegaocaisheng,tashuolanhuameijiule,neijiujueduimeijiule。”
dunledun,tazhuantouwangxiangzhouan,yuqilidaizhejifenbiyi:“zhouanzheixiaozi,pingshijiuxihuanshuodahua,tayaoshizhenyoujiulanhuadebenshi,yebuzhiyudaoxianzaihaizaicunlizhengtianhuhunba?”
wenyanzhengzuolinlianshangshanguoyimoyouyu,xianranweizhengguangdehuarangtachiyile。
jianzhuangzhouanheheyixiao:“ruguozhibuhaolanhua,neiwojiuzijichuqianbangzhengshunimaijipenlanhua,zenmeyang?”
“hao!zhouan,younizheijuhuajiugoule!fanzhengwodelanhuayezhibuhao,burusimadanghuomayi!”zhengzuolinshuo。
weizhengguanghaixiangshuoxieshenme,danzhengzuolinchongtabailebaishou,tayezhinengzuoba。
zhengzuolinkeshicunlizuidingjiandeyumin,jibianshiweizhengguang,yebuganqingyidezuita。
dedaozhengzuolindeshouken,zhouangancuibalanhuaquanbubanhuijiali,daihuiyaoyonglongwanglingzhiliaolanhua,zhiliaoguochengkebunengbeipangrenkanjian。
linzoushihou,weizhengguanghaizailengxiao,shengchengzhouanzhibuguoshizaizhuangsuan,genbenjiuzhibuhaolanhua。
zhouanyebuyiweiyi,daihuijieguochulaijiuzhidaole!
huidaojiazhong,zhouanjianglanhuafangdaoyuanlijiazishang,xinzhongmonian,goutongletineidelongwangling。
“longwangling,bazheixiekuweidelanhuazhihao!”
henkuainaohaizhongxiangqishengyin:“zhiliaokuweilanhua,xuyaoxiaohaoyidianlongqi,shifoushiyong?”
dezhiyaozhiliaolanhua,jingranxuyaoxiaohaoyidianlongqi,zhouanrenbuzhuyouxierouteng。
yaozhidao,tadelongwanglinglimiankezhiyoushidianlongqi,weilejipenpohua,jiuyongdiaoyidian,shizaishitaibuhuasuan。
danshizhuannianzaixiang,weilecongzhengzuolinkouzhonghuozhiyouzhihaiyuweizhi,yezhinengzheimezuole。
xianzaihaishuiwuranyanzhong,cunzizhouweidahuoshuzhidehaiyujibendoubeiwuran,baokuoqizhongdeshuichanpin。
zhiyouxiangzhengzuolinzheiyangdedingjianyumin,cainengzhaodaomeiyouwurandehaiyu。
zaineilibuhuodeyuxiadoushizuixinxiande,wangwangnengmaidaohaojiaqian。
zheiyangdeyouzhihaiyu,keshiyuminzuidademimi,yibanbuhuiqingyitoulu。
xiangdaozheili,zhouanzhinengroutengdedianlediantou:“shiyongyidianlongqi,zhihaoyanqianzheixielanhua!”
huayingangluo,yiguqiyidejinguangcongzhouanfubufachu,longwanglingjiuzaineili。
jinguangzhaoshekuweidelanhua,duanduanjimiaozhongshijian,kuweidelanhuazhujianhuifulehuoli,huazhitingli,yezicongcui,huabanyezhongxinbiandejiaoyanyudi。
kanzhemianqianzhongxinhuifushengjidelanhua,zhouanzaicirenbuzhukaitanlongwanglingdeshenqi。
lanhuashizhihaole,danzhouanhaibunenglijijizhengzuolinsongqu。
zheimekuaijiuzhihaolanhua,shuochuquhuirerenhuaiyide。
bangwanshihou,zhouanzhanzaichufanglikaolvzhewanshanggaizuoshenmefan。
zheishidamenqiaoxiang,bansuizhezhengzuolindeshengyin。
“zhouan,zaijiama?wohecunzhanglaikankanlanhua!”
tingdaotajiqiedeshengyin,zhouanyaranshixiao,kanlaizhengzuolinzhendefeichangxiaizheijipenlanhua。
kaimenyingjieliangren,zhengzuolinlianshangmanshijiqie,pangbiandeweizhengguangzeshiyilianlengxiao。
“zhouan,yitianguoqule,nizhihaolanhualema?yaoshimeizhihao,nikedejilaozhengmaijipenbuchang,zheixielanhuayipenjiujiazhishangwan!”
wenyanzhouanpieletayiyan,sixiaofeixiao:“cunzhang,nizenmejiumeixiangguo,wanyiwozhendebalanhuazhihaoleni?”
“heng,zenmekeneng!niliandaxuedoumeishangguo,zenmekenengzhidehaolanhua!”cunzhanglengheng。
“zhouan,cunzhang,kuaibieshuole,woxianjinqukankanlanhua!”
zhengzuolinqueshijibukenai,congcongzoujinyuanzi。
dangkandaojiazishangbaifangdejipenlanhuashi,talikerenbuzhujinghuchusheng。
“laotianye,zhendejiade!”
weizhengguangtingdaozhengzuolinjinghu,likedeyidexiaole。
“zhouan,nandaonibaneijipenhuajizhisile?zeze,yaoshizheiyang,wozuoweicunzhang,kedejiandunilvxingshangwudechengnuo!”
zhouansongsongjian,zhilezhidamenlimian:“wobushuohua,nizijiqukan!”
weizhengguangdabuzoujinyuanzi,henkuaiyekandaoleneijipenlanhua。
kanzhezhongxinhuifushengjidejiaoyanhuaduo,weizhengguangyeshirenbuzhudaoxiyikouliangqi,suihouliansebiandetieqing。
tazhiqianxinshidandanhanzhezhouankendingzhibuhaolanhua,keshishiqueshi,zhouanbujinzhihaolelanhua,erqiebiaoxiandebitaneigedunongyedaxuedeerzihaiyaochusededuo,zheijianzhijiushidataweizhengguangdelian!
weizhengguangyaoyaotou:“zhei......zheizenmekeneng?lanhuadouyijingkuweile,zenmekenengzhihao?”
“bukesiyi!haha,zhenshitaibukesiyile!”
zhengzuolinmanlianxingfen:“woyejuedenanyizhixin,zhouanzhenshitailihaile,woyuanyiweizheijipenlanhuazaiyezhibuhao,kemeixiangdao,tajingrannengzhihao!”
shuozhezhengzuolinzhuantouwangxiangzhouan,ganjidao:“zhouan,nizheicizhenshibanglezhengshudamanga!duile,nishuoyoushixiangrangwobangmang,shishenmeshia?”
zhouanxiaoxiao,yanshenzhilezhipangbianmanlianbushuangdeweizhengguang,yisishidengweizhengguangzoulezaishuo。
zhengzuolinyeshirenlaochengjing,likehuiyidianlediantou。
“cunzhang,xianzailanhuabeizhouanzhihao,shiqingyesuanlejiele。nixianhuijia,daihuiworanglaobannongyizhuojiucai,qingnihezhouanyiqiquchi!”
suirantazheimeshuo,keweizhengguangganggangbeizhouandangchangdalian,dangranmeilianzaihezhouanyiqihejiu。
tazhinengmenshengmenqidao:“nimenlianghejiuxing,wohaiyoushi,xianhuiqule。”
shuowanweizhengguanghuiliuliudelikai,linzoushihou,buwanghenhendidengzhouanyiyan。
zheicitasuanshijihenshangzhouanle,zicongweizhengguangdanglecunzhanghou,haishidiyiciyourenxiangzheiyangdangmiandatadelian!
weizhengguangzouhou,zhengzuolinheheyixiao:“zhouan,xianzainikeyishuoleba?nixiangrangwobangnishenmemang?”
“zhengshu,woxiangrangnibangwozhaoyikuaizhoubianmeiyoubeiwurandehaiyu!”zhouanhuanhuanshuodao。
ciyanyichu,zhengzuolinlianseshunjiandabian。
“shenme?yaozhaomeiyouwurandehaiyu!”