第1章 最牛逼的出租车

linzheguanmanreshuidedashuihu,chenziyunzhengzhunbeiqidongpojiudechuzuche。

一声怒吼传来。

“chenziyunnizheishiyaoqunali!!wobushirangnijintianqingjialeme,wanshanglaoyezishouchen,nijiuchuandezheimelata?”yigezhongnianfunvdangzaichenziyunshenqian,sishenglijiedemadao。

nvrenshichenziyundezhangmuniangzhangmanli,bizijianzuichunbo,shengleyizhangjiweikebodelian。

mianduizheigewunianlai,yizhihezijilengyanlengyu,shenzhibazijidangchenggouyiyangxianqidezhangmuniang,chenziyunpingjingdihuiying:“woyaoqujianyigepengyou,henkuaihuilai。”

“jiunizheigefeiwuyoushenmegoupipengyou?nijiwobayifuhuanle,haiyouworangnijieyiliangche,youmeiyoujie?jintianwanshang,niyaojiesongkeren,nibuhuihaikaichuzucheba?nengbunengyoudianrenyang?”zhangmanlidengzhedayanjing,yifuyaochilerendebiaoqing。

duizheigeconglaibuzhidaozunzhongweihewudezhangmuniang,chenziyundanranyixiao,haobuliuqingdehuijue:“xiandiuren,neijiubierangwoqujie。”

shuowanzhihou,chenziyunbulizhangmanyunruhezhouma,dabulikai。

suiranshizhuixu,danshitayouzijidegongzuo,chizijide,hezijide,jiulianzhuzaizheili,meigeyuedouhuijiaoshangfangzufei。kexizaitamenyanli,zijiyongyuanshilaihama。

chenziyunganggangzouchumen,huranhoumianyigezhibeifeilai,zazailechenziyundetoushang。yigusaochouweichuanlai,jingranshiyibeigouniao。

“goudongxi,wufawutian,guolejinwanwojiurangxueyunhenilihun,gun!”zhangmanlideshengyinconghoumianchuanlai。

chenziyunbenlainengduokai,keshitameiyouduokai。tadelianshangyinyunmibu,nannanziyu:“wuniankuaidaole,enqingyeyaohaiwanle,lihunleyehao。”

shuowan,chenziyundabulikai。

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jiaohushijichangjintianquanmianfengsuo,chulejiaohushiquanlidianfengdejigerenwai,jiulianyixiandajiazuzuzhangyewufajinru。

suoyourendoujinzhangdikanzhemianqianzheiyiduinannv,nanrenmianronglengjun,yaobantingzhiruqiang,nvrengaotiaoruchaomo,danshiyingzisashuang。

buguozuirerenzhuyidehaishizheigenanren,jianzhangzhishangyouzheyikexing,daibiaozhetadeshenfen。

nanrenmingjiaorenxuanyuan,zheimingzinaishishangcengsuoci,nianjiqingqingdanrenshaojiang,qiantubuke**。tashenqianjigeren,liandaqidoubuganchuan,jiweigongjing。

renxuanyuankanzhemianqiandejiweijiaohushiquanlidianfengderenwu,shenqingdanmo:“wozhishifengmingqianlaililianjigeyue,jintianyejiujiangemian。guoliangtian,wohuipairenyanqingnimen。xianzainimenkeyizoule。”

jigerenhaixiangyaoxianyinqin,keshirenxuanyuanmeitouweiweiyizhou,neixierenjiuganjuexinjingroutiao,ganmangzoule。

renxuanyuandaizheshenhoudenvrenzouchujichang,jichangwaishiyipaiheisedejiaoche,zheishigegejiaohudalaoliuxiade。

“renjiangjun,womenshangcheba。”nvrenshirenxuanyuandefushou,zhudongshuodao。

renxuanyuanqueyaoleyaotou:“rangtamenzou,wozaidengyigeren。”

“ng?dengshei?”nvrenhaoqidewenleyiju。

renxuanyuandeyanshenzhongchuxianleyisishencai:“wodedage,tongshiyeshiwodeouxiang!”

“!”nvrenzhangdalezuiba,chadianrenweizijitingcuole。renxuanyuanchushengzungui,ziyoujiushitianzhijiaozi,houlaichuanwenzaimimizuzhiweiguolixiahehezhangong。cengnuqibadao,zhanjinguojijuxiao,weizhenbafang。

shangmianjitacilesigezi“huguoyougong”。jiuzheisigezi,henduorenchengtashihuozhedeshenhua。

zheiyangderen,dangjinxingwuzhizhongnianqingyidaiwurennenggouwangqixiangbei,anshuoliyingaoshitianxia,tajingranyouchongbaideouxiang?shenmeren,nengdangdeqitadechongbai?

nvrenhairenweirenxuanyuanzaikaiwanxiao:“zheigeshijieshang,sheiyouzigezuonindage?nandaoshiniyiqiandelaobanzhang?”

tongyangshichushenxingwu,nvrenzhidaomeigexinbingxinzhongdouyouyigenanwangdelaobanzhang。yinweizheigelaobanzhangwangwangshixinbingdelingluren,suoyiwulunzheigexinbingweilaichengjiuyouduoda,huishizhongzunjingzheiweilaobanzhang。

renxuanyuanmeiyouguoduodejieshi,taturanyanqianyiliang。

nvrenyekandaole,yiliangchuzuchekaijinlejichang。

“zhenshixiahunao,bushirangtamenfengsuoleme,zheichuzucheshizenmejinlaide?”nvrenzhengyaojiaorenhechi,quemeiyouxiangdaorenxuanyuanyijingzouleguoqu。

nvrenganmanggenzaihoumian,tahaimeiyoukaojin,jiukandaoyingxiongwudiderenxuanyuanjingranduizhechezijuleyigong。

tianna,woshikancuoleba。nvrenroulerouyan,renxuanyuanyijingjinlechuzuche。

nvrenganmanggenlejinqu,keshiyijinqujiuwendaoleyiguchouwei。nvrenbuyouzhouqimeitou:“shenmeweidao,zhenlingrenexin。”

nvrenshuowanzhihou,jiuxiangrangrenxuanyuanxiache。quemeiyouxiangdao,zuozaifujiashiderenxuanyuandunshilianshangleitingmibu,niuguotoulainuhou:“sheirangnishangchede,gunxiaqu!”

renxuanyuanyifahuo,nvrenganjuequanshencongtouliangdaojiao,yizhongshuobuchudekongjuyouranersheng,yizhangqiaolianshenzhidoushiqulexuese。

quemeiyouxiangdao,congjiashizuoshangchuanlaiyigewenhedeshengyin,rangrenxuanyuandenuhuolijixiaoshiyuwuxing。

“xiaomahou,benshimeizhang,piqidaoshidale,nirangsheigunxiaquni?”

xiaomahou?nvrenganjuedanaoyouxiedangji,zheishizaichenghusheini?

ranerjiushizheigediaokan,queranggangganghaibaonuruleishenderenxuanyuanbujinhuoqijinxiao,shenzhilianshanghaiduoleyisiniunie。

zheigehaochenghuozhedeshenhua,cikehaosiyigedananhai,gangadeshuodao:“dage,nengbunengbiejiaowozheigewaihao。”

chuzuchedezhurendandandao:“bujiaonixiaomahou,nandaojiaonirenjiangjun?”

yijuhuashuoderenxuanyuangengshimanliantonghong,sishifeichangbuhaoyisi:“zaidagemianqian,tianxiayousheiganzichengweijiang?nihaishijiaowoxiaomahouba。”

“haha……”chuzuchedezhurenxiaozhejiangcheqidong。

nvrenshashadikanzhejiashizuoneiweichuzuchesiji,tayinyinganjue,zheiweiherenxuanyuannianjixiangfangdeqingnianren,sihubujinjinshirenxuanyuanlaobanzhangneimejiandan。

renxuanyuanduitapingjiarucigao,shuozaitamianqian,tianxiawurenganzichengweijiang?nvrennaohaifeisuzhuandong,doumeiyoucaichucirenzhenshishenfenshishenme?

nvrentongguohoushijing,kandaolezheigesijidelian。jianmeixingmu,meiyanzhijiansiyouyidaofengmang,rangrenxinjingdanzhan,fengmangzhiruilinengrangtianxiayingxiongzheyao。

ercishi,gengrangnvrenmeiyouxiangdaodeshi,renxuanyuanzhanzhanweiweicongkoudainachuxiangyan。nvrenzhidaorenxuanyuanhenshaochouyan,quemeiyouxiangdaotahenshuliandijiangxiangyanchaikai,ranhoubangzheiweisijifangzaizuishang,qinziweitadianshang。

cishichezizhenghuanhuankaichujichang,yilushangneixiejiaochesiji,zhenghaoqidedaliangzhezheiliangchuzuche。quemeiyouxiangdao,kandaolezheijingrendeyimu。

zheixierenzhijuedeneixindoushoudaoleqiangliedechongji,zheichuzuchesijishishei,jingrangshaojiangweiqidianyan?guanjianrenxuanyuanyilianqianbei,jianzhirangrenjuedeneigezuozaijiashizuodeqingnianrencaishizhenzhengbushidewangzhe。

tamenzuoweidalaodesiji,yedoushicongmingren,lijijiangchuzuchechepaihaomashenshenjizaixinli。zheiliangchedesiji,juebukexiaoqu。