第4章
sangebusheren,dalaoyuanlaitangdongbei,shenshouyixiangbushuo,zuihouquelianguidouzuobucheng。
wowenouyangwei,shinigandeba?
wulibantianmeidongjing,wojiaolejisheng,meirendaying。
ouyangweizoule,lianxinglidoudaizoule,dagaibuhuizailaile。
wozhouzhemei,pantuizuodi,mingsikuxiang。
muqian,youliangjianshijixujiejue。
shouxianxiangxineibian,houxukendinghaihuilairen。
bunengzuoyidaibi,wobixujinkuaixiangchuyingduidefazi。
ershi,jiyizhongdelijia,renshengdingfei,chuchuyangyizhehuanshengxiaoyu,meitianpaiduizhaoyeyenainaikanshide,luoyibujue。
rujinzhenggelijia,zhishengxialenainaihesunzi。
奶奶疯,孙子瞎。
chourenzhaoshangmen,jingwujikeshi。
dierjianshigengyaoming,womeiqianle。
zhiqianweilezhiyanjing,dongsanshengdedayiyuanwodoupaoguolaile,qianhualebushao,yanjingqueshizhongmeizhihao。
houlaiqiannvyouzhaolai,kuzhegenwoshuo,tadidiwangduqianlezhai,wenwojieershiwanzhouzhuan,haishuoyihouzuoniuzuoma,yeyaohaiwo。
womeiyouyu,jiejitale。
nvyounadaoqian,zhijiejiubawolaheile。
zaishengchengzheijinian,wozhongguishichilenianqingdekui,suishuojingtongfengshui,mingli,quezhinengzaididuanjufanfulache,meichuangchushenmemingqi。
xianzaichenglemangren,zhuanqianjiugengshinanrudengtianle。
wozhengfanchouni,songlaowaidalaidianhua,qingwoqutajiakankan。
songlaowaigenwotongcunde,tajiayouqian,renhaisuanbucuo,woxiaoshihou,tajingchanglaiwojiawan。
wotingsonglaowaiyuqitingji,gujitanshangledashi,woshuosongshu,wozheibianshangmenfeishiwubai,nikanxingma?
“lishifua,niganjindeba,wojiniwuqian!”
woshoushituodang,wozheguaizhangjiuchumenle,wokanbudaotaiyang,quenenggandaoyangguangsazailianshangdenuanyi,jinergetianqibucuo。
cunkouneibian,chuanlairenmendeyilunsheng,haiyoujingchedeshengyin,yougedayegenwodazhaohu:“sanpo,chumena?”
wodayingzhe:“songlaowaijia,shizheigefangxiangma?”
“shia,wodainiquba。”
“haishiwolaiba!”woturanerbianchuanlaiouyangweikonglingdeshengyin,jinjiezhe,guniangxianxideyubei,shuishebanchandaolewogeboshang。
wozhoulezhoumei:“nimeizoua?”
“gangqucunkoukanrenaole,haoherena,fayidoulaile。”ouyangweiyuqiyouxiebuyue:“nizenmelaopanzhewozoua?”
“wodangnideyanjing,buhaoma?”
woshuowoshigefeiren,nigenzhewo,chizaohuihouhuide。
ouyangweibuzaihudao:“natianzhenhouhuile,banishuaidiaoyebuchi。”
wozaitashouxinxiezi:“nishaneisanrendeshihou,meibeiwairenqiaojianba?”
ouyangweiyouxiewunai:“wocongxiaodaoda,lianzhimayidoumeicaisiguoni,lisanpo,nizheirenhenduoyia?”
“buguoni,yebuguaini,wojiaoshoucengshuoguo,shimingderen,huibiandeduiwaijiegewaimingan,shenzhihuiduishenbianmeigerenchanshenghuaiyihejiebei......”
zhengshuozhehua,woturantingdaoqianfangchuanlaixixihahadexiaosheng:“kuaikana,neibushilidashi,lisanpoma?”
“rujinchengxiazile,haha!”
xianjindongbeinongcun,fuyule,jiajiadougailexiaoyangfang,dannianqingrenzhijiandepanbi,queyuyanyulie。
yidaoguonian,jinchengwugongdenianqingrenhuidaojia,juzaiyiqi,bisheikaidechehao,sheideshoujigui,sheidenvpengyoupiaoliang,zheizhongxianxiangquanguodouyou。
xiaoshengshiwangtuzichuanlaide,cirenshixiyuchengdexiaojingli,wohetameijiaoqing,yemeiguojie。
wogangshimingneiduanshijian,wangtuzizaicunlijianzhewo,haibuganzenmedi,houlaikanwochengfeirenle,chedifanbuleshenle,tajiujuedetanengnaniewole。
womeidalita,wangtuziqueshangqianlanzhuwo:“jishenme?xiazi,qunaa?”
“去宋老歪家。”
wangtuzixipixiaolian:“songlaowaizameilaijienini?nidouxiale,zigezaqua?bumilua?”
自个?
wohoubeishuadiyiliang,woshenbianmingmingzhanzheouyangwei,kezaichangdezheixieren,jurandoukanbujianta?
zheiguniang,daodishigeshenmewanyi?
gaofuguizhuangmozuoyangshangqian:“tuzi,guofenlea,bieqifuwoxiongdi。”
gaofuguihewotongling,cengshiwozuihaodepengyou。
shiminghou,baokuogaofuguizainei,zhenggeshijie,duiwodetaidujizhuanzhixia,wocongrenjianzhuirulediyu,shushihenhentihuileyibarenxingdee。
“jinerwojiehun,badahuodouhanlaile。”gaofuguidiguolaigenyan:“ganghaonizai,yihuichixiqu!”
womeijie,gaofuguiyouxiegangadixiaozhe:“nizhidaowogensheijiehunma?”
“nidenvpengyou,mengshishi!”
wotingdebolanbujing,youcigaofuguidaimengshishilaikanwo,dangzhewodemian,liangrenzaiwaiwuluangao,mengshishitouma:“taoyan,biebeitafaxianle!”
gaofuguizeixiao:“beifaxiancaicijini!”
wodangshiquantingdaole,danwomeizhisheng,zheiduanrizi,woxuehuilekongzhiqingxu,yedongdeleyinren。
gaofuguibianniezhewojianbang,biandeyidixiaozhe,zhenghaomengshishiyezai:
“lisanpo,nibieduoxianga,wobingbushiyinweinixia,caihenifenshoude。”
“qishinigefangmianba,doutingyouxiude,jiuyidianbuhao,meiqian。”
“fuguishimeinishuai,meinicongming,danrenjiazhishaoyoufenhaogongzuo,suishuoxianzaizhuandeshao,kejianglaifazhankongjiandaa。”
“niyigechousuanmingde,yihounengyoushachuxini?”
shuowan,tahaijianxixidiwenwo:“nibuhuishengwoqiba?”
“tayigexiazi,shengqiyounengzenyang?”gaofuguihenshibuxie:“sanpo,bushiwoshuoni,yiqianbierendoushuo,nishigebuxiangzhiren,wohaibuxin。”
“xianzaixiang,haizhenrangtamenshuoduile,niyeyeshibeinikeside,ninainaiyebeiniqifengle,nishuojiunizheiyangdesangmenxing,shishigenzheni,budengyuhailetama?”
taliangdangzhewodemian,changkaihuangmeixile。
gaofuguiguyidasangmenchongzhongrenxuanyao:“shishi,duokuinifenshouqian,guantajieleershiwan,zheibiqian,mianqianggouzanlianghunfangdeshoufule。”
mengshishixiaoxixi:“fanzhengmeijietiao,tadaguansiyeyingbule。”
zaichangshilaihaoren,daduoyuwotongling,yedoushilaicanjiatalianghunlide,dahuoyilunfenfen,youshuogaofuguiminghaode,youkuamengshishijingmingde。
haiyouxiaohuawohaoqifude。
ouyangweiquanchengpangguan,zheishiyeqidaoquanshenfadou,butingyonggebozhoutongwo:
“kuaikaishinidebiaoyan!”