wogangzhunbeijiguhaodadianhua，zhiwentanaozishibushibeimenjiale。
guhaojiutuikaiwobangongshidemenzoulejinlai。
genzaitashenhoude，haiyoutaqianjirigangzhaopinjingongsidenvmishu。
tajiangyizhangbaoxiaodanju，manlianshengnudepaizaiwodebangongzhuoshang。
“**，wobatianqianshenqingdebaoxiaofei，niweishenmebuqianzi。”
woneikanzhebaoxiaodanshang，“yibaiwan”debaoxiaojine，weiweicuqimeitou。
“shishenmeyingchou，xuyaoyiwanshanghuayibaiwan。”
guhaomanlianbunaifandedao。“niwenzheimeduoganshenme，niyoubudonggongsiyewu，worangniqianzinijiuqian。”
“zaishuo，niquyedianlisuiyibaogechangyeyaohuajibaiwan，woqingrenchigefan，huayibaiwanzenmele，wojigongsichuangzaoleyigeyidejiazhi，woyongyiqianwanquyingchouyeshiyinggaide。”
wokanzheyanqianxizhuanglingdai，yishengaodingxifudenanren，youneimeyishunjianhuibuguoshenlai。
yuanlaibuzhibujuejian，dangchuneigechuanzhepojiuqiuxie，jiuliankanwoyiyandouhuizhanlidenanhai，xianzaijingbianderucikuangwangzidale。
erqieguhaobuhuiyiwei，zheijiafengongsichuangzaodejiazhiquanshitayigerendegonglaoba。
ruomeiyouwojitalaguanxi，meiyouzonggongsidebeishu，guhaozhenyiweineixiekehuhuijitabomian。
woqiangrenzhexinlidenuyi，weixiaozhekanzheta。
“baoqian，guhao，wobunengjiniqianzi，gongsiyougongsidezhangcheng，wobukenengweinikaizheigekouzi。“
guhaodelianseshunjianbiandetieqing，gangxiangfahuo，sheizhitashenbiandexiaomishuquezhuachezhuletadeyixiu。
“guzong，nibiehelixiaojieshengqi，douguaiwode，wobugailaizhaonijieqiande，napawomamadeleniaoduzhengkuaisile。”
“wobenyiweinicaishigongsidelaoban，conggongsinayibaiwanmeiyouguanxide，meixiangdaogongsizuozhudejingranshilixiaojie，guzongniqianwanbieyinweiwohelixiaojienaomaodun。“
shuowan，nvhaizhanliqihoubeiji，yankuanglishunjianxumanleleishui。
kanzhenvhaichuchukeliandemoyang，guhaoxintenghuaile，tamanlianshengnudekanxiangwo。
“**，nizenmezheimeedu，songroushiwomengongsideyuangong，tayoukunnan，womengongsibangbangtazenmele。”
“wozhidaonishiqiwojujuelenidezhuiqiu，shenzhiweileweibiwojieshouni，haitingdiaolewodeyinxingka。kebuguannizenmezuo，niyebugainayitiaorenminglaisaqi。”
tingzheguhaodehua，wolexiaole。
guhaodaoyemeishuocuo，zhiqianwodequeshixihuanta。
shenzhishenglerangtadangshangmennvxudexiangfa，bijingguhaohaishipinkunshengdeshihou，haitingqiawoshenmeide。
danzaiguhaojijianghuiguodeshihou，wozhengzhongdewenguota，shixuanzehewozaiyiqi，haishizijidapin。
ruoguhaoxuanzehewozaiyiqi，tabiankeyihewoyiyangtangping，youxirenjiandaosi。
ruotaxuanzezijidapin，neitaxiangyaodedaojinqian、rongyao、mingyu，zexuyaozijiqunuli。
guhaojujuelehewozaiyiqi。
woxianglaishigenadeqifangdexiaderen，dedaozheigedaanhou，wobianjiangduiguhaodeneidianxihuanjichedideqialexiaqu。
bijingduiyuwozheiyangdefuerdailaishuo，aiqingheshiye，womenxianglaizuifendeqing。
suoyizaiguhaohuiguodangtian，wojiutingletadeyinxingka，duanlewotigongjitadesuoyoujingjizizhu。
kewomeixiangdaoguhaojingranhuiwuyiwei，woduandiaotayinxingka，buqianzheiyibaiwandebaoxiaodan，shiweilebaofutajujuelewo。
简直可笑至极。