suoweilinzidaleshenmeniaodouyou。
zhibojianderenduole，chulezhengchangdediaokanhezhiyizhiwai，manzuipenfendenaocanpenziyezengjiale，danmushangyebiandewuyanzhangqiqilai。
peianzhukanzheturanchuxiandedapipenzi，buyoudejingya：
yi？zheigeshijiedezuipaowangzhetingduoya！
zhiqianzaixiuzhenjie，suoyourendouaiyutaxuanxuetiancaidemingshenghebenshi，buganzaitamianqianzuijianluanshuohua，shengpabeitazheteng。
lailezheilizhihou，daoshipengdaoyixiebushihaodaide，zhudongsongshangmenle。
来得正好！
peianzhujidongdezuozhileshenti，qingleqingsangzi，zhaochuneixiewuruxingjiqiangdezuijianpinglun，kaishiyitiaotiaohuidui：
——muminglaikanpianzide，zhubo**！
“shouxianshengmingwobushipianzi，qicinizenmekeyirucizuzhouziji、zuzhoudajia？duiba，zhibojiandejiarenmen？”
——weishenmeyaodaizhemianju？shiwufajianrenma？
“daimianjushiweilezhezhuwodejueshimeimao，miandenikandaozhihouzicanxinghui，bijingnichoudebiejuyige！”
——zheimechangkuangdepianzi，zenmehaibujinjuzi？
“nidengzheneiyitianba，nijiushijinguancaile，wodoubuhuijinjuzi。”
——youyigechaozuojing，denghuoqilailekendingyaodaihuo！
“daishenmehuo？nizheigechunhuoma？”
——hehe，zhubobawomendangshazini？jiwoliangmeitongqian，woyenengsuan！
“ninengsuan？nisuangeqiu？nishishapaizidesuliaodaia，zheimenengzhuang？”
——zheiniantouhaiyourenxiangxinsuanming？zheibushitiebandingdingdepianjuma？wojihudounengyuliaodaozhubohuishuoshenme！
“666！luncheduzihaishinizuixing！niyuliaodaowohuishuoshenme？neiniyuliaodaowoxianzaihuimanima？nikezhenshilaihamatiaochengpan，buzhidaozijijijinjiliang！laokongquekaiping，meiyouzizhizhiming！”
——zhubonigebiao**jian**chou**nitamade***woqunimade***！！！
“yo，zheierhaiyougezuizuichoudea？nishitugoudabaoge，shichiduolebani？beizhekoudaijinniuquan，nizhuangshenmeduzini？xinbuxinwonengyijiaojinichuaiwuwaiqiangshang，koudoukoubuxialai？”
……
peianzhu**kaimai，zhengchangfahui，laiyigepenyige，lailianggepenyishuang。
duishangtoulezhihou，danfankanjianrenhebushunyandedanmu，neijiufeiyaolinchulaiyidunshuchu，barenpendeyakouwuyan、tiwuwanfu。
——6fanle！zhubozheizhangzuiwudi！
——bushuobiede，jiupeifutadenaozi，shizenmezuodaofanyingzheimekuaide？
——nimenbuyinggaipeifutamarenyuluchubeigouduoma？qiaozheixiehouyu，kezhenshilaomuzhudaixiongzhao，yitaoyouyitao！
——penzi：daraoledaraole！
——hahahahaha！neiqunrenni？jixukaimaiya，womenxiangkanzhubomaren！
——zhubozheizuimaima？xiaohuangchelianjieguayixia？
……
beiyouxibozhuanliguolaidewangyoumen，dabufenhaishitingzhengchangde，jiukangerenao，weiyoushaobufennaocanpenzi，xihuanyonglingleidefangshi，shuacunzaigan。
danpeianzhukebushiyibandexinrenzhubo。
tapiqibao，buhaore，yidunzuipaolianxiaodaida，zhijiebaneixiepenziduiyahuole。
suizhepenzimendeyanqixigu，zhibojiandedanmuzhujianzhengchangqilai。
yourenbapeianzhuduirenneiyiduan，dandujiexialai，zhuanfadaoweibo、xiaofenshudenggedapingtai，beiyingxiaohaomenzhuanfabanyun。
duanduangongfu，【qingzhuxianjun】dezhibojian，jiukaowudizuipaochuquanle。
dapiliangdewangyouyongru，zaipeianzhuzhucezhibojiandeyigexiaoshi，tadeguanzhongshuliangtupoleyiwan。
fuyaozhishang，yiyuechengweihaitunzhibopingtai“qianlixinren”diyiming。
binghuodelepingtaidediyigefengmiantutui。
peianzhukanzhebuduanshangzhangdefensishuliang，weiweiyixiao，taxinzhongqingchu，kaibozuijiannandeyiduanshijianyijingguoqule。
yushi，tabuzailihuidanmu，zhijiewen【peiyangminshiwolaopo】neiweiwangyou：
“zenmeyang？kaolvhaolema？yaobuyaolaiyigua？”
***
【peiyangminshiwolaopo】queshibutingquan。
tayagenmeibawangyoumendehuafangzaixinshang，yizuikuaidesuduchongzhi，dashang。
dunshi，yidaowuyanliusedeguangmangchuxianzaipingmushang，zhujianhuanhuachengyidonghaijingbieshudemoyang。
tongshi，haitunzhibodeshouye，youdalabakaishigongbu：
【peiyangminshiwolaopo】dashangzhubo【qingzhuxianjun】yidonghaijingbieshu！
daxiejiacudegaoshi，guangmangsishe，chadianshanxiarendeyan。
peianzhujiandashangdaowei，biankaikoudao：
“wosuanguayouliangzhongfangshi，yishikanxiang，ershicezi。yibaneryan，kanxiangyaogengzhunqueyixie，qingwennixuanzenayizhong？”
“kanxiangba。”duifangshuodao。
“hao，neinijieshoushipinlianxianma？haishixiangbazhaopiansifajiwo？”peianzhuyouwen。
“shipin。”duifanghuida，“fanzhengwoyemeishenmehaozhezheyanyande。”
huayinluoxia，peianzhubianjiduifangfasongleshipinlianxiandeqingqiu。
henkuai，pingmuyifenweier，zuobianshidaizhenuoshenmianjudepeianzhu，youbianchuxianyigeyuemosanshisuidenianqingnanren。
nanrenchuanzhebaichenshan，yifuzhouzhoubabade，haiyouxiewuzi，kanqilaisihujitianmeixile，toufayeluanzaozaode，yandihaiyouqinghuise，xiangshihenjiumeiyouxiuxihao。
dayanyikan，jiushigebeimingyunkedaidekelianren。
peianzhushenzhikandao，tadetoushanghailongzhaozheyigusiqi，zheidaibiaozheruguobunengjishihuajiedehua，takenengmingbujiuyi。
“nijiaoshenmemingzi？”peianzhuwendao。
“王城。”
“想算哪个方面？”
“suibianba，nibushisuanmingdema？nijiusuibianjiwosuanyisuan，suanzhunleshinilihai，suancuolejiudangwozheiyiqiankuaiqiandashuipiaole。”wangchengshuozhe。
takanqilaibuxiangshigebuchaqianderen。
dantahualiduizheiyiqiankuaiqianbuzaiyidetaidu，qiaqiazhengmingletayijingxincunsizhi，yijingbujijiaozheixiele。
peianzhuzixiguanchaletademianxiang，kaikoudao：
“hao，jirannirangwosuibiansuan，neiwojiuyoushenmeshuoshenmele。”
“xianshuonideguowang，nichushenzaiyigepianyuanshanqudepinkunxiaoxiangcun，fuqinzaowang，muqintanhuan，zixiaojiajingkunku，changchangshibuguofu。”
“qisuineinianshangshangezhucao，cengyiwaidieluo，chadianmeiming，danxingdeguirenxiangzhu，banisongjinyiyuan，rangnihuolexialai。”
“guirenjiushinizhenshangxiaoxuedexiaozhang，cihou，tabangzhunilianxixuexiao，rangnikaozhepinkunzhuxuejinnianshu，yilududaodaxue，kaoshanghaoxuexiao。”
“shouguirenyingxiang，nixinfengdushunenggaibianmingyun，suoyinibenkebiyezhihou，jiandingdekaoyan、kaobo，zuixinxueshu，yedanwulezhongshendashi，nimuqinyinciqideyiyuerzhong。”
“nisanshisuizheiyinian，bengaiyanjiuyousuode，pingzhekeyanchengguogongchengmingjiu、gengjinyibu，danquebeixiaorensuanji，luodeyichangkong。”
“我说的可对？”