第一章 上门女婿

苏北省,南市。

yangxiaomanwumudedizouzaidajieshang,zaitadeshenqian,youzheyigechuanzhejinglidemeinv,zheigenvrenshiyangxiaodexiaoyizi,suruyu。

“yangxiao,ninengbunengzoukuaidian,mantengtengdeshenmeshihounengdaojiaa!”suruyulianshangdaizheyisiyanekanzheyangxiao,bumandidao:“wojiejieyeshi,feiyaonigenzhelai,yebuzhidaonizheigefeiwunengyoushenmeyong?”shuowan,suruyuqichongchongdizoule。

苏北省,南市。

yangxiaomanwumudedizouzaidajieshang,zaitadeshenqian,youzheyigechuanzhejinglidemeinv,zheigenvrenshiyangxiaodexiaoyizi,suruyu。

“yangxiao,ninengbunengzoukuaidian,mantengtengdeshenmeshihounengdaojiaa!”suruyulianshangdaizheyisiyanekanzheyangxiao,bumandidao:“wojiejieyeshi,feiyaonigenzhelai,yebuzhidaonizheigefeiwunengyoushenmeyong?”shuowan,suruyuqichongchongdizoule。

yangxiaokanzhesuruyudebeiying,wushengkuxiao,queyezhinengmomogenleshangqu。errenlaidaoleshangchangdedixiacheku,suruyudegaogenxiecaizaidimianshangfachudeshengxiang,jiuxiangshixunhaoyiban,zhiyinzheyangxiao。

“peng!”deyisheng,suruyushangfangdedenghuranbeidasui,hedetajianjiaoyisheng:“a……”

yangxiaodeshuangyanhuranbiandefengruirudian,suizhedengpaosuipiandiaoluoxialai,yangxiaodejiaobudunshitinglexialai,yitaxianzaideweizhi,keyikanqingzhouweidedongjing。erzaidengpaosuidiaozhihou,zhouweibingmeiyoushenmedongjing,buguo,yangxiaobingmeiyoudiaoyiqingxin。

“dadada……”suruyucaizhegaogenxieduizheyangxiaozouleguolai,lianshangshifenqifendishuodao:“yangxiao,nijiushiyigewonangfei,kanbujianwoyouweixianma?nandaobuzhidaoguolaibaohuwo?”

duiyusuruyudehua,yangxiaozhiruowangwen。jiangmuguangfangzaileqitadedengguanshang,dengguanhaihenxin,yinggaibushilaohuazaochengdedengpaozhalie,erqiezaidengpaozhaliedeshihou,tahaitingdaoleyishengxiweideshengyin,shengyinhenqing,dantajuebuhuitingcuo,neishiyonglexyqdeshouqiang。

xianranduifangshiyoumudeerlai,erduifangdemubiaoyinggaishisuruyu!

“wei,woshuohuanidaodiyoumeiyouzaitinga?”suruyuyaozhuakuangle,qichongchongdiduizheyangxiaozouleguolai,ranerjiuzaisuruyujuliyangxiaohaiyoushiduomideshihou,huranyoushiyidaoxiweideshengxiang,yangxiaotoudingshangdedengpaoyesuizhiposui。

zhouweiyixiazixianruleheianzhizhong。

“a……”suruyuhedejianjiaoqilai。

tingdaosuruyudejiaosheng,yangxiaozhoulezhoumei,zijidezheigexiaoyizishibushiquexinyana!ruguotabudajiaodehua,neimeduifanghaizhangwobuletadezhunqueweizhi,keshitazheiyijiao,bushiwanquandibazijidefangweibaoluchulailema?

heianzhong,yizhenjiaobushengxiangqi,jinjiezhebiantingdaosuruyuhuangluandeshengyin:“nimenshishei?yaoganshenme?”

yangxiaojimangchongleguolai,keshi,dengdaoyangxiaolaidaosuruyuxianqiandeweizhizhihou,neiliyijingkongkongruye,huranyidaojichachedeshengyinhuapoleheian,yangxiaokandaoyiliangbaisedemianbaocheyigepiaoyishichuledixiacheku!

yangxiaozaichekuzhaodaolezijikailaidehongsebaomache,jiangdongxidiujinquzhihou,taochuleshouji:“kandaoyiliangbaisemianbaoche,chepaihaoshixxxxxx,genshangqu……”

“shi,laoda!”zaiduifanghunhoudeshengyinxiangqizhihou,yangxiaoguaduanledianhua。

yangxiaofadongchezi,likailedixiacheku,xianqianneiliangmianbaochedesudubukeweibukuai,jiulianchukoushoufeichudelangandoubeizhuangduanle。zaiguaiwandedifang,yangxiaokandaoliangdaoshensedechelun,buguo,yangxiaobingmeiyouzhuishangqu,ershichaozhexiangfandefangxiangshiqu。

chezixingshileershifenzhong,yangxiaolaidaoleyidongbieshumenkou,jiangdongxinachulaizhihou,yangxiaocaizhongxinhuidaolecheli,zheilishisujia,ertazhibuguoshiyigeshangmennvxu,zheiyidianyangxiaoxinzhiduming。

yangxiaokaichezoule,zijibixuyaozailaopoxiabanzhiqian,jiudaoxiaoyizi,buran,kemeishenmehaoguozichi!

dangyangxiaoxingshidaoyigelukoudeshihou,shoujihuranxiangleqilai,kandaoshangmiandebeizhuzhihou,yangxiaodelianshangluchuxiaorong,handao:“laopo,youshenmeshi?”