吃瓜我在行，挨打你最强！
《吃瓜我在行，挨打你最强！》 小说介绍
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《吃瓜我在行，挨打你最强！》 第3章 免费试读
“wei，nawei？”yuansimiaoruanmianmiandeshengyinjideduimianrendaleyigeduosuo。
“nihao，qingwenshiyuansimiao**ma？”dianhuaneitoushigenanren，feichangyoulimao。
“不买房。”
“bushi，womenshi......”
“不办卡，谢谢。”
“bushi，yuan**，womenshi......”
“不贷款。”
nanrenhaimeishuohua，dianhuachuanlaiyizhenmangyin。
他又打过去。
haibudengyuansimiaokaikou，kuaisujieshao“bushibanka，bushidaikuan，bushimaifang，woshimanghelvzongfudao，xiangyaoqingnicanjiawomendejiemu，niyixiaruhe？”
nanrenyikouqishuowan，dianhuayouchuanlaiyizhenmangyin。
？？？没打通？
tazaicibodaneigehaoma。
“yuan**，womenshimanghelvzongdegongzuorenyuan，xiangyaoqingnincanjiawomendejiemu。”
“nimenzheizhapianshouduantingxinyingde，dannimenzhaocuorenle，woyuezhiyou2.13。”
说完又挂了。
liudaolaiwenqingkuang，jiukandaofudaoyiliandekudachoushen。
“zenme？tabutongyi？”
fudaoyouxieweiqudeshuo：“tayagenbuxin，shuowoshizhapian。”
“nishibushimeiyouhaohaoshuo，laijiwo，wolaishuo。”liudaoyilianxianqi，jieguodianhuaboleguoqu。
“wei，nihao，yuansimiaoyuan**shima？”liudaowenshengxiyu。
“nimenyouwanmeiwan，woyuejiuliangkuaiduoqian，yezhidenimenyibianbianda，nimenshiyoudadianhuashizhangkpiyaowanchengma？”
“bu，yuan**niwuhuile，woshimanghelvzongdedaoyan，birenxingliu，xiangbiniyinggaitingshuoguo。”
“tingninainaidetuier！xianzaizhapiandouhuantaolule？buzuoxiaoshou，gaijuzule？”yizaibeidarao，yuansimiaoyewohuo。
“bushi，yuan**，womenzhendeshijiemuzude。”liudaoweileyizhengqingbai，doujuzhesangenshouzhifashile。
“kanlainimenpingshimeishaopeixun，zheijiahuoshuodewodouyaoxiangxinle，nimenzheixingyeburongyia。”yuansimiaohaigentalaoqilaile。
“kebushima，zuowomenzheixingshizhenburongyi，nibuzhidao，meitianyingfuneixiemingxing，wotoufadoudiaoleyiban。”liudaoshuozhehaixiaoxinyiyimolemotoushangdemao。
“neishitingkeliande，niyigeyuegongziduoshao？nenghuijiama？”yuansimiaogancuizuoqilaijixulao。
“youshenmegongzia？womeitianhaidezhaozanzhu，yingfuneixiexiangzouhoumendezanzhushang，huijiagengbieshuole，wodouyinianmeiyouhuiquguole，yebuzhidaoerzihainengbunengrenchutashuaiqixiaosadelaoba。”liudaoxiangdaozijideerzi，haitoutoumolebayanlei。
“daoyan，nipiantile。”fudaoyiliandeheixian，biwohaibukaopu。
“bushi，yuan**，womenzhenshijiemuzude，bushipianzi，nibuxinnishangdouxiao，wojiniliulesixinde，mingzishituantuanmaofawangshengdelaoba。”liudaolimahuiguoshen。
yuansimiaodakaizijizhanghao，houtaisixindou99+le，fanleshilaifenzhong，zhongyuzaiyizhongcyuyanzhong，zhaodaoleyitiaofeichangguanfangdewenhouyu，queshishiyaoqingtashangjiemudesixin，dianjintouxiang，yigetoufaduoguogoumaodezhongniannanren，mingzijiushituantuanmaofawangshengdelaoba，lanvrenzheng，kanlaizhenshijiemuzu。
“neigeliudao，wokandaole，buhaoyisi，zuijinzhapiandianhuataiduo，wuhui，wuhui。”yuansimiaolimahuanletaidu，suiranmanghelvzongzheigemingzibudakaopu，danguakendingduoa。
“neinijiushidayingle？”liudaojiantahuanletaidu，limachengshengzhuiji。
“neiwokanninkaidetiaojian，yiqiyiwan，shibushitaishaole？jiadian？”yuansimiaotichutiaojian。
“yuan**，niyezhidao，nibushishenmedingliumingxing，jizheigeshuhelile，womenyebushifeinibukebushi。”liudaohaixiangnanieyixiayuansimiao。
【宿主，有瓜。】
【吃。】
【zheigedaoyankeshichulemingdehuinaniejiabin，shiwandetonggaofei，tanengkandaoliuqiwan，kanxialaidejiuyongzailejiemuxiaoguoshang。
【youyucanjiatadejiemujibendounengdahuo，suoyihenduojiabinjiuhuituoxie，danshitashenshangyouyigehenzhuamadegua，jiushizheiweiliudaoxihuanchiliulian，dantalaopobuxihuanjialiyouyiwei，youyicitazaichelitouchileyigeliulian，huijiaqianwangjishuaya。】
【chifanshi，talaopoyiweitadabianshijinzijibuzizhi，dantayebuganshengzhang，jiupachudaotadezizunxin，jiusixiazixunhaoyouyisheng。】
【zheigeyishengyeshigebukaopude，bazheijianshifadaoleqinqiqunli，houmianliudaojialilailehaoduoqinqi，liudaoyiweishizijidejiemuhuole，zheixierenlaipanguanxi。】
【jieguoyougexiaohaierlaitajiawan，jiuzaitashenshanggezhongxiu，xiuwanhaihuitouduitamamashuo，mamashushujintianmeiyoubabianbianlazaikudouli。】
【dangshiyiwuziliaotianderen，shunjiananjingle。liudaohouxucaizhidaozheixierenlaikantabushiyinweijiemu，ershiyinweitaxifudewuhui，haoyiduanshijian，takandaoqinqijiuduo。】
【hahahaha，zheiyetaigaoxiaoleba，hahahaha，chiliulianbeiwuhuidabianshijin，hahahaha。】
“daoyan，xiacichiliulianjideqingliyixia，jializhidaojiusuanle，ruguobeimeitizhidaonichiliulianbeiwuhuidabianshijin，kenengjiubushizongyiyige，jiushishijinle，dage。”
liudaotingdelianhongyizhenbaiyizhen，zheishishenmeshihouchuanchulaide，chuandaonalile。
“你从哪得知的？”
“我自有门路。”
“zheiyangtonggaofeijini10wanyiqi，bunengzaiduole。”
“hao，tingdaoyandezhunmeicuo。”yuansimiaoyeshigejianhaojiushoude。
tingwodemeicuo，neiganggangnizenmebutingwode。tucaoguitucao，liudaohaishisongleyikouqi。
liudaozheibianguasudu，kandefudaoyilengyilengde。
“santianhou，7diandaozshidedongjichang**，womenzhijiecongjichangchufa。”liudaoshuowanjiuguale。
“daoyan，tayaonijiuzhanga？womenyebushifeitabukea，zuijintadefengpingyebuhao。”fudaobulijieliudaozenmelinshijiajia，zheidouganchaoyigexiaowanghongdetonggaofeile。
“tafengpingshibuhao，danhuatidugaoa，nikanzuijinsheihuatinengyoutagao，zuojiemuzuizhongyaodejiushihuati，redu，wonengyujian，dengtachuxian，womenjiemuyidinghuibaohuo。”liudaozheishihaiyouxiezhanzhanzixi，xiangshikandaolezijidejiemujiangzainiandichongjizuigaojiangxiang。
xiangzhexiangzhe，tabeizheshouhengzhexiaoqudabulikai，yizhenfengchuiguo，toudingdeyipiantoufabeixianfei，luchuwaliangwaliangdetouding，liudaohuangzhangdezhenglineipianfapian，xiaopaolikai。
......
【jianglidaozhangshengmingzhizengjia72xiaoshi，xianjinjiangli200。】
【xitong，nikanyourensongzhentoulaile。】
【suzhu，gongxini！buyongqusile！】
【......】
zheiyiciyuansimiaoshengmingzhizengjiadaole311xiaoshi37fenzhong。
yuansimiaodenglushangzijidedouxiaozhanghao，fabuleyizeshipin，shipinneirongshineizhongdazibao。
daguashangjiazhong，qiangdaojiushizhuandao，huanyinggeweizaipinglunquliuxianimende**。
zheiyizeneirongyifachu，shifenzhongjiushangleresou，buguobiaotishi，baguapianzitayoulaile。
ershifenzhong，yuansimiaodepinglunqulunxian。
“yuanbiaojuranhaihuozhe，xiaoqiangdoumeininenggou。”
“wodouyoudianfentale，zheimeduorenhenta，juranhaiganchulaibengda。”
“loushangde，nizhenshiele。”
“yuanbiaoqiunizuogerenba！wojianverneimeshanliang！beinizaoyaohaiweinishuohua，niliangxinbuhuitongma？”
“liangxinwoyou，dannijianverbupei。”
yuansimiaoxiachangyinggang，heifenmeixiangdaoyuansimiaojuranhaiganhuifu，yiwangyuansimiaofawangua，jiuduojinguiqiaole，congbuhuifupinglunqudeeping。
yinweiyitiaohuifupinglun，yuansimiaodepinglunquchedilunxian，houtaisixinyoushunjianzengjiale99+decyuyan。
haobuliwai，yuansimiaodefayanyouxitiyigeresoubiaoti，liangxinwoyou，dannijianverbupei。
wenfengerlaidebujinyoufensi，haiyougejiakanrenaobuxianshidademingxingwanghong，fenfenxiachangyinyangta。
yuansimiaoxuanlejige，tongshiaite，fuzengleyige‘gun’
qidegejiafensihenbudeshousileta。
yuansimiaomanyidekanzhezijidaxiadejiangshan，youzaizhuyefangleyishouduguqiubai。
fensifenfenaiteguanfangkefu，fengjinyuansimiaodezhanghao，kefuyelunxian。
yuansimiaofangxiashouji，zhongyuyirenshutanderizidacheng。
henkuaiwangshangdenaojubeimanghelvzongdeguanxuanyalexiaqu。