吃瓜我在行，挨打你最强！
《吃瓜我在行，挨打你最强！》 小说介绍
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《吃瓜我在行，挨打你最强！》 第2章 免费试读
“你想表达什么？”
“meishi，jiushinixiaoyizihuaiyunle，nikaibukaixin？woxiangzuojiejiedezhidaoleyinggaitingkaixinde。”shuozheyuansimiaotaochujuzishoujizhunbeibodadianhua。
yuanzongtianbennengdeyaoquduotadeshouji。
“zenme，dashu，nikanshangwodeshoujilema？yaobujiayiwanmaijiniya？”
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yuanzongtiannumuershi，zheiyatoubei**daolema？
“e，zuotianhaishuowoshijianyatou，neinishijiandie？”
“ni！congxiaodaodajiushizheiyangjiaonide？nideliyibeigouchile？”
“ng，fanbujinimenle。”
yuanzongtianbeiqideshouzhiduosuolebantian，doumeibengchuyigezi。
“wojidenixiaoyizibushiweihunma？nishuoshinage**gaodaletaduzihaibufuzede？”
yuanzongtianlianseqinglehong，honglehei，tayoubunengshuoneige**shiziji。
“keke，nigexiaopihaiduoguanxianshi。”
yuanzongtianyouxiexinxu，buganzhishiyuansimiaonei**luodeyanshen。
tabuzhidaozheijianyatoushibushidedaofengsheng，zaizhata。
“zheizenmenengjiaoduoguanxianshini，nidexiaoyizi，jiushiwoyimua，yimubeiyoufuzhifupianle，wohaibunengguanxinyixia。”
袁思淼一脸无辜。
“buxing，wodegaosunilaopo，tameimeibeirenpianshenpianxin。woxiangtayinggaihuiyuanyichuzheishiwanzhidaoneige**shishei。”
“yinilaopodexingge，zezeze，gujineige**detuoyicengpi，duanshouduanjiaodaoshixiaoshi，kenengrencailiangkong，doushuobuding，zezeze。”
yuansimiaoyibianfumoxiaba，yibianzhigougoukanzheyuanzongtian。
daozheiliyuanzongtianyebuzhengzhale，zheijianyatouzhidaozijizaiwaimiandeshi。
“nizenmezhidaode？nigenzongwo，xiangyiciweiyaoxiededaoshenme？shuonidetiaojian。”
yuanzongtianyifuqingmiedeyuqi，yaodingyuansimiaokendingshixiangjixuzuoyuanjiadeqianjin。
“wohaishiquzhaonilaopoba。”
yuansimiaoshuozhe，jiuwangwaizou。
“dengdeng！”yuanzongtianjiantazhendejiuzheimezoule，limayebuduanzhele，jinghuangshicuozhuishangta，lianxiedoumeichuan，zhengliangdebeitou，yelingluandedalaxialai。。
“guainver，nikannixiangyaoshenme，xinkuandebaobao？zhubaoshoushi？yuanjiadeqianjinweizhi，nifangxinjiusuanjiajiahuilaile，nihaishiwoyuanjiadeda**，zheishinengbunengbuyaorangnimamazhidao。”
yuansimiaotingzhijibei，xiaorongmanmian，shenshouchelecheyuanzongtianjianbangdezhezhou。
“wobushishuolema，zhiyaovwowushiwan。”
“不是十万吗？”
“行情涨了。”
“nizenme、buquqiang，zheimeyihuiergongfuzhanglewubei！”yuanzongtianqidetianlinggaiyizhencitong，conglaidoushitazhangbierendejia。
jianyuansimiaoyaojixuzhangjia，lianmangshangqianwuzhutadezui，yaoyaqiechishuo：“xing！”
到账信息如约而至
yuansimiaogaoxingdeyanmichengyitiaofeng，yebujijiaotawuzijidezuile。
“yuanxiansheng，zhiyaobuchuyiwaiqingkuang，zheigemimikendingjueduibuhuicongwozuilichuqu，yaoshiqingkuanghaodehua，nihainengdaizhejinguancai。“
yuansimiaobeizheshou，zuilihengchangzhe‘tabaitianhuipeiniguangjie，kewanshangtahuipeitaguoye，xingqitiantahuiyueniquwan，shiweilegentazhuguangwancan’。yuansimiaoyibianchangyibianchuleyuanjiamen。
yuanzongtianqidefajiaodoudangbuzhuneiyaoshangtiandetoufa。
【gongxisuzhuchenggongchigua，jiangliyidaozhang，shengmingzhijia72xiaoshi，xianjinjianglijia200yuan，qingsuzhuzaijiezaili。】
又是一顿酷炫特效。
shoudaoxitongpaifadejiangli，yuansimiaobishileyifanxitong。
【jiunizheijiangli，woyaochengweichaojifuhao，kongpayaocongshangchaokaishizuorenwu。】
【suzhu，zhiyaoduozuorenwu，benxitongshengji，jianglijineyehuishangzhang。】
chuleyuanjia，yuansimiaodaleyiliangchuzu。
“ninhao，qunali？”chuzuchesijilimaoxunwen。
“shifu，quzuijindelaoxiaoqu。”yuansimiaodangwuzhijishizhaofangzi，zhenzhuoleyixiashuo。
“zuijindelaoxiaoqu？xingfulitou？”shifubuquedingdebaoleyigemingzi。
“duidui，jiushixingfulitou。”tingmingziyinggaishigehenwenxindexiaoqu。
jieguodaoledifangyikan，xuliyafengdoubuweiguo，zheixiaoqugujibitalaolaodeguojiaobuhailao。
xiaoququanshineizhongshuinifang，youxiedifangdoukailiele，yidonglou，yaoyaoyuzhuiyilizaisidonggaodanggongyuzhongjian。
yiloumenkoufangleyigeleddengdeguanggaopai，xiezhexingfulitou，pangbianhaishelileyigebaoanting，yigetoufahuabai，chuzheguaigunzouluzhanzhanweiweidelaotou，chuanzheyishenbaoanfu，liangzhihunzhuodeyanjingzhishiqianfang。
“daye，ninzhidaozheiliyoufangchuzuma？”yuansimiaoshangqianxunwen。
“shenme？wobuchuzhu，woyebuyangzhu。”dayekanzhezijikongdangdangdezuobianshuo。
“........”
yuansimiaozidongzouweiduishangdayedeshixian。
“bushizhu，shichuzufang。”
“e，chuzua，chuzuniyaoquneiwaimianda，zheiliburangjinmoshengcheliang。”
得，沟通费劲。
“guaibudeninengdangzuiniudingzihu。”yuansimiaofangqi。
“nianqingrennengbunenghaohaoshuohua，yaobushiwo，zheilouzaochaile。”dayezuibuxihuanbierenshuotadingzihu。
“......”dayenishidongxuanzexingtingjuezhangaide。
zheishiyuansimiaokanjianyougexiaolaotaijinlouqian，hengledayeyiyan。
【宿主，有瓜。】
【说来听听。】
【zheiyipianqubenlaidouyaoguihuagongyude，kaifashangnianzaizheidongloudoushiyixiekongchaolaoren，jiumeihudingzaile2000yiping，dabufenhuzhudoutongyile，bijingzheilouniandaijiuyuan，youjinhuweifang，danshijiuzheidaye，tajiashiyilou，kaifashanglaizhaotashi，tashizidakaikouyao5000wan，jieguorenjiabutongyi，dayejiushandongzhuhushuozheifangzishuyuhuangjindidai，yihoukendinghaihuizhang，bukenqingyimaidiao，sixiayouzhaokaifashangtantiaojian，shuangfangmeitanlong，kaifashangyeyingqi，zhijiejiubushouzheidonglou，zaitazhouweixiujiangaodangzhuzhaiqu，zheidongloudeguihuajiugeqianle。】
tingwanxitongdehua，yuansimiaocailijieshenmejiaotanxinbuzushetunxiang。
jiuzheifangziyourenshoujiubucuole。
yuansimiaoduizheloudaodahan：“queshi，meiyounin，zheilouzaochaile，daye，yihoujianhaojiushou，nijiuyicenglaopoxiao，haiganyaojia5000wan，budingnidingsheini。”
dayeyanjingyeqingxile，erduoyebubeile，shuangtuiyeyoujingle。
tizheguaizhangzhuizhedayuansimiao。
danbeigangjinloudeneidamayigefengchidianchejilanzhule。
taopaodeyuansimiaolaoyuandouhainengtingdaodamayaohelinju，qianzedaye。
likaihuashilou，jianglidaozhang，shengmingzhizengjia72xiaoshi，xianjinjiangli100。
yuansimiaozouleshijimi，zhongyukandaozhengchangdelaoxiaoqu，wenlemenwei，huosuzuxiayitaofang。
jiandanjiadiandouyou，zhijielinbaoruzhu。
taquchaoshimaileyixieshenghuoyongpin，yiqieshoushituodang，tianyeheile，caocaochilediandongxi。
yuansimiaosikaozijizenmecainengzaiduanshijianneizengjiagengduodeshengmingzhi，kanzhexianshipingshang240gexiaoshi15fenzhong，xianrulechensi。
【xitong，neiyaoshiwomeichufadaogua，zenmeban？】
【suzhu，chibudaogua，jiuyaowennizijiyoumeiyounuli。】
【nizaishuoshenmeguihua。】
yuansimiaowangchuangshangyitang，xiangzhexiangzhe，jiuzheimemimihuhushuiguoqule。
dengzaicixinglai，shibeishouji**chaoxingde。