打脸水果刺客，我的水果好吃又实惠
《打脸水果刺客，我的水果好吃又实惠》 小说介绍
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华夏。
魔都。
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因为，这里是魔都。
魔都不相信眼泪。
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但是，
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一个月前。
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e......zheishiziyuanliuxiajiabande，youbushigongsiqiangponijiaban，zenmekenengyoujiabanfeini？
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‘咚！’
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zhidaoliangtianzhihou，yigeourandeqingkuangxia，wuyecaihuangrandawu。
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难受，想吐。
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“呕！”
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a？womangguoguomin？shenmeyisi？
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zijiyiweidepianxin，shubuzhi，zheishipianaia！
只是。
wuyeyilianbiequ，“womangguoguomin，nimenhaodaigaosuwoyishenga！”
wumahewuweiweimianmianxiangqu。
我们没说过吗？
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‘haohaogongzuo，zhuyishenti，babamamameishenmedabenshi，danshihaibuzhiyuyangbuqinihe**mei。niyigerenzaiwaidiyaoshileihuaileziji，babamamayeshihuixintengde。’
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fawanzhihou，tarengxialeshouji，bazijizhongzhongdeshuaidaochuangshang，lianmaijinlebeizili，jiujiumeiyouyanyu。