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《dalianshuiguocike，wodeshuiguohaochiyoushihui》zheibenxiaoshuozhendehenhaokan。chiyikoumifanheyikoujiudexiezuowenbiyehenhao，quanshujingcai，henzhidetuijian。wuyezhangruonanshigaishudezhujiao，xiaoshuoneirongjiexuan:congshangxuekaishijiuyijinglaidaomodoushenghuodewuye，zujisuiranzaoyijingbianbulemodoudedajiexiaoxiang，danshiconglaimeiyouyiyigeyoukedeshenfenlaijianzhengguomodoudebianhua。……

精彩章节

“neigedianyuanhenyoulimaodeduizhangruigeshuo，‘shizheiyangdexiansheng，ninvpengyourangwomenjitatuijianyikuanyansetebiedandekouhong，’”

“ranhouzhangruigejiushuo，‘neinituijianya！’，dianyuanjiushuo，‘shide，womentuijianle，wojizheiweinvshituijianleyikuanyansetebiedandekouhong。’dianyuanshuodaozheilideshihou，zhangruigehaiyiweishidianyuandewenti，jiushuo，zenme，nimenxianmafanle？”

“dianyuanyilianwunai，zhinengshuo，bushiwomenxianmafan，shininvpengyouxianyansetaidanle，hahahahahahahaha！”wuweiweishuozheshuozhe，jiuxiaoqilaile，“zhangruigetingdaozheilideshihourendoumengle，haiyiweizijitingcuole，chensilejimiaozhongcaiwendianyuan，keke。”

wuweiweiqingleqingsangzi，xuezhezhangruigedekouwen，kaishijiwuyebiaoyan，“mafanwenninyixiaa，tayaodeshiyansetebiedandekouhong，”

“店员说，是的。”

“ranhouninjituijianleyansetebiedandekouhongle？”

“店员：是的。”

“taxianyansetaidanle？”

“店员：是的。”

“ranhouzhangruigezaiyicichenmole，kanlekandianyuan，youkanlekanqiannvyou，zhinengwendianyuan，‘zaiwenniyixiaa，youmeiyoukeneng，woshishuoyoukeneng，jiushizheigeyanse，guoyudanle？’”

“dianyuanjiushuo，woyeshizheimexiangdexiansheng，suoyiwojinindenvpengyoutuijianlelingyikuanyanseshaoweiliangyidiandiandekouhong，shuodaozheilideshihou，dianyuanyilianwunaidekanzhezhangruige，zhangruigekaishizhidaoshiqingyoudianbuduijingle，jiuzhizheqiannvyouwendianyuan，ranhoutashuoshenmele？”

“dianyuanshuo，nindenvpengyoushuo，woyaodande，nitingbudongrenhuahaishizenmezhea？tashizheimeduiwomenshuode，hahahahahahahaha”shuodaozheilideshihou，wuweiweichedibengbuzhule，baozheduzizaineixiaoqilaile。

wuyetingwan，yerenbuzhuxiaoqilai，“neizhangruigebushihuijuedetebiediuliana？”

“hahahahahaha，duia，benlaizhangruigejiujuedediulianle，meixiangdaoneinvshengtingdaodianyuanzheimeshuo，kaikoujiuma，haimadetebienanting，haixiangshangqiandadianyuan~zhangruigelianmangdaolegeqian，jiulazhetazoule。”

“ranhou，dengdaolewanshangdeshihou，jiujinvshengfaletiaoxiaoxi，shuotajuede，taliangbushihe，haishifenleba！neinvshenghaisihuobufen，ranhouzhangruigejiujitalaheile！”

“neizhangruigeyesuanshituolikuhailea。”wuyeduanqishuibeiheleyikou。

“shiashia，zheinvdewoganjuebutaishihezhangruigede。”wuweiweifuhedao。

liaozhezhangruige，fanyechidechabuduole，wuyejuedingfuwanzhangzhihou，jiuhuijiudianxiuxiyixia，dengmingtianjiudaizhewuweiweihuijia。

“nimingtianjijiekea？”jiangwuweiweisongdaoxuexiaomenkou，wuyewenwuweiwei。

“mingtianzaoshangyaoshangzaoba！zaoshangliangjieke，shangwanjiumeikele！”

“neiwomenmingtianshangwudengnishangwankejiuhuijia，daoshihouwolaijieni！”

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shishishang，wuyehuilaidexiaoxidangtianjiubeiwubawumazhidaole。

yuanyinhenjiandan，chifandeshihou，wuweiweixianyanbaosidelazhewuyeyiqipailezhangzhaopian，dangtianxiawujiufalezhangpengyouquan。

【laogecongmodouhuilaila，haijiwodaileliwu，kaixin~】

wenanxiafang，jiushichifanshihouhewuyedehezhao，redewuweiweidepengyoumendouzaipengyouquanxiafangliuyanwenwenwuweiweilaogeshibushidanshen。erqieshiyoumenkandaolezheitiaopengyouquanzhihou，duizhewuweiweiyoushiyidunkaoda。

pengyoumennengkandaodepengyouquan，jiarenziranyenengkandao。

suoyi，zaiwuweiweifalezheitiaopengyouquanmeiduojiuzhihou，zhengzaijiudianfangjianshuijuedewuye，jiubeiyizhenshouji**zhenxingle。

‘叮叮叮叮叮’

**xiangleyizhen，zhongyuzaiwuyebunaifanzhizhongjieqi。

“wei？nawei？”wuyehaizaibanmengbanxingzhijian，lianlaidianxianshidoumeiyoukan，zhijiejieqijiuwen。

“woshinima！”dianhuaneitouxiangqilewangnvshideshengyin。

wuyedunshijiuqingxingle，bizhedeyanjingmengdizhengkai，“ee，ma，zala，turandadianhuaguolaile？”

wangnvshiwendao，“nihuijiangchengle？”

wuyeqiguaiwendao，“ang，nizazhidaode？”

“**meifapengyouquanlewocaizhidaode，haoa，huilaiyebushuoyisheng！”

wuyelianmangjiaoqu，“nanenga！zheibushimodouyemeiyouzhidazanmenjiadegaotiema，zhinengxiandaojiangchenglai，daojiangchenglexiangzhejintianfanzhengbuxingqisileme，zhenghaoxiuxiyiwanshang，mingtianhewuweiweiyiqihuijiade！”

“jiuniliyouduo，”wangnvshiyiyanchuopo，yebujiechuan，zhiwendao，“zhei

cituranhuilai，shiyoushenmeshima？”

wuyehuibiwenti，“yemeishashide，dengwomingtiandaolejiazaishuoba！”

“yexingba，mingtianzaodianhuilai！”

“zhidaolezhidaole。”guawandianhua，wuyebendasuanjixushuijuede，sheiliaodaogangshuizhemeiduojiu，zhangruiyedadianhualaile。

tayeshikandaolewuweiweidepengyouquan，caizhidaowuyexianzaijiuzaijiangcheng。

zuoweidage，yeshibangedongdaozhu，suoyidasuanwanshangjiaoshangwuweiweihewuyeyiqichifanjuyixia。

wuyeziwubuke，yuehaoleshijiandidian，jiuzhunbeiwanshanghewuweiweiyiqiqianqu。

suiranliyuehaodewanshangchifanshijianhaiyoujigexiaoshi，hainengjixuxiuxi，danshiwuyeyebudasuanjixushuixiaqule。

yushi，wuyejiutangzaichuangshang，kaishiwanqileshouji。

dakaiweixin，caifaxian，wuweiweizheiyitiaopengyouquan，rangtadejigetongnianwanbandouzhidaowuyehuilaile，fenfenzaimouxinshangxunwenwuye，zhunbeishashihouhuijia，huijiazhihoujuyiju。

wuyezhihaoyiyihuifu，huijiangchengshiyoushiqingyaomangde，bushiguyiyinmanxingcheng。mingtianhuijia，dengmangwanshiqingzhihou，dajiazhaogeshijian，yiqichigefan。

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geri，chuzucheshang，wuyeyiranganjueyoudianexin，yushidakailehoupaidechuanghu。

chuizhefeng，wuyezheicaiganjueshaoweihaoshouyidianle。wuyedakaishuibeiheleyikoushui，youroulerouyinzuowanheduolehaiyouxietengdetou。

zuowanchifandeshihou，wuyemianbulenazhangruiqiannvyoudeshiqingdaquzhangrui。

mianduizhedidimeimeidequxiao，zhangruimianbuleyouxieyouqiyouhaoxiao，dantayoubunengdongshou，zhinengzaifanzhuoshang，butingdezhaowuyepinjiu，zheicaidaozhiwuyehezhangruiliangren，shuangshuangdouheduole。

kanzhewuyeyiranbushufudeyangzi，wuweiweitiexindebangtapaizhehoubei，anzhenaodai，zuilihaizaibaoyuandao，“zhangruigeyezhenshide，zhidaonijiuliangbuxing，haiguannineimeduojiu？”

mianduizhemeimeideguanxin，wuyekeshisihaobulingqing，“xianzaizhidaoguanxinnigele？neizuowanzhangruigezhaowopinjiudeshihou，woshuohebuleshisheizaiyipangshanfengdianhuoa？”

“xixi，wozheibushikanbulezhangruigeneimexiaozhangdeyangzima。”

suiranchuzuchedehoupaidianboqilairangzhangruiyijiuyouxiebushi，danhaozaichechengyejiuyigexiaoshi，suoyi，wuyeyebuxuyaorennaitaijiu，jiunengdaojiale。