《徒儿,求你快下山,祸害你老婆去吧》 小说介绍
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第3章
“zanmentangjiagaopanleta?”tangchuchujinghuyisheng,manliandoushibufuqidebiaoqing。
tangjiaxianzaikeshixinzhoushishuyishuerdehaomenjiazu,yeyejingranshuoshigaopanta?
zaixiangxiangzijikeshigeqianjinda**,youyanzhi,youshenfen,haiyouqian,yezaigaopanta?
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“yeye,wobuyaojiaren!”tangchuchuzhijiefankang:“nigangxingguolaijiuzheiyang,shibushibutailizhile?”
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jiangchenyeshiyouxiexinchaopengpai,yexuzheijiushichuanshuozhongdeshanhun,gangjianmianjiuyaodongfangle?
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“......”tangchuchuzuibazhanglezhang,tawanquanmeixiangdaojiangchencishiyeshuochuzheizhonghua。
“bujinliwoyuandian,nishenzhibunengduiwoyourenhefeifenzhixiang,lianhuanxiangdoubukeyi。”
jiangchenyi**zuozaishafashang,renzhendishuodao:“wohaishijiniyuefasanzhanghaole!”
nani?tangchuchushunjianyilianmengbi,zheijiahuojingruci**,lvxianqiangzijitaici?
徒儿,求你快下山,祸害你老婆去吧