《徒儿,求你快下山,祸害你老婆去吧》 小说介绍
《tuer,qiunikuaixiashan,huohainilaopoquba》shiyibukuayueshikongyumingyunjiaozhidedoushixiaoshuo,jiangshulejiangchentangchuchuzaiwumengdebixiajinglidezhuanglimaoxian。jiangchentangchuchushenfuzhongren,bixuchuanyuebutongdeshidai,xunzhaoshenmidebaowubingzuzhixieeshilidefuhuo。zheibuxiaoshuochongmanlelishi、mituanheganrendegushi,tangchuchuhedeliansecangbai,lvxiandapolechenmo,tajianjiaochusheng:“a——”tangzhendonghetanghailongliangfuzi,lianseyeshichongmanlejingkong。tamendourenchulaile……jiangyinlingduzhezoujinyigelingrentaozuideshijie。
《徒儿,求你快下山,祸害你老婆去吧》 第2章 免费试读
第2章
kesouzhishengjiushicongguancailifachulaide。
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shenme?weihunqi?yanqianzheigejiangchen,jingranhetangjiaqianjinda**tangchuchuyouhunyue?
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徒儿,求你快下山,祸害你老婆去吧