《唐僧,你放下我的红烧肉》 小说介绍
《tangseng,nifangxiawodehongshaorou》shiyibukourenxinxiandegudaixiaoshuo,youhuishuohuadechuziqiaomiaobianzhiercheng。gushizhong,zhangfanlishiminjinglileyixiliejingxiancijidemaoxian,tongshiyemianlinzheneixindezhengzhahexuanze。tongguoyutarendexiangchuheyuziwoduihua,zhangfanlishiminchengzhangweiyigezhenzhengyongganheyouzerenganderenwu。zheibuxiaoshuochongmanleqingganyuzhihui,zheixiedongxidoubeizhangfankanzaileyanli,taxianzaiyijingmeishibuchumenle,pingrilishuijuedoubazhuxianjianfangzaichuangtouzhishang,……jiangjiduzhedailaiwujindesikaohedutedetiyan。
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第4章唐僧来饭店了
tianxianzhangfan,qianwanfashu,wushizitong。
zuijiandandefeixingbianhua,ziranshishoudaonielai。
zheiyike,zhangfanhuodelexinsheng,buyoudedaxiguowang。
“dizizhangfan,kouxieshizun!”
kewantouzhihou,zaiciganshouleyixiazishendeqingkuang。
huran,ganjuedaotianqiongzainingshita,zhangfanzhidao,zheishitianjie!~
danshixiayike,tianjiexiaoshidewuyingwuzong。
zhangfandeerbianzeshichuxianleyigeshengyin:
“benzundedizi,hexudutarenshelizhitianjie!”
zhangfanxianshijingetongtiandebaqi,ranhoumiaodongneihanzhiyi。
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“dizizhangfan,jinzunshizunzhiming!”
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ercizijingranyishunjianjiunengxiangchusuoyiranlai,bukeweibucongming。
“shiqingbiandeyuefayouquleqilai......”
laojunzaicibishangleyanjing,duicishibuguanbuwen。
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erwahuanggong,quemeiyourenhededongjing,fangfozheixiedoumeiyoukandaoyiban。
maosiwahuanggongdezhurenyezhidao,guangjiaodekenenghuiliaotiaozile。
zheizhongqinzixiaqushoutudemianzi,haishiyaojide。
“niyiweibengonghuizuowulibuqizaodeshiqing?”wahuanggongzhurenyilianwanweidekanxianglefanjian。
zhiyuxifangdelianggelaotou,haizaimanghuozijideshiqingni。
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深夜时分。
zhangfanbengchuyidijingxue,dizaizhuxianjianzhishang,yuzhuxianjianjianliqimouzhonglianxi。
ranhouzixidedaliangqilaizheijiandashaqi!
“kankankan,kannimani!”
“谁,谁在说话!”
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“nibaba,zhuxianjianling!”
“......”zhangfanturanyishidao,tongtianjiaozhuweishenmebazheiyizhijianjitale。
“niyihounengbizuibushuohuama?”
“也可以!”
“ng?”zhangfanyileng,laizizuandejianlingjiuzheimehaoshuohuama?
“什么条件?”
“jiwolingshichi,wojiubushuohua!”
“lingshi?”zhangfanjuedebuyinggaishishupianshade,zheizuzonggujiyebuhuichi。
“jiushixiushidehuobi,neiwanyiyoulingqi,chiqilaigagaxiang!”
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jianlingshuodao:“jizhula,yihouyoushenmeshikeyizhijiegenwojiang,wokeyilianjiedaonitongtianyeye,mingbaima?”
tongtianyeye,neimeyejiushishishuo,zheigejianlingshitongtiandeerzi,zijishitongtiandesunzi?zhangfanshizuijiaochouchou,nandaotongtianbuzhidao,zheiwanyijitazhihou,yousuntazaizijixinzhongdexingxiangma?
zheigeshihou,yigeguisuisuidejiahuolaidaolefandiandefujin。
cirenzhengshichengyaojin,zhisuoyigujunfenzhan,haibushizheizhongshiqingjianbudeguanga
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zijibuqinzidongshou,zenmenengzhaohuilaimianzi?
zouren,niyaojinyeyewozuinashou!
“banyebukaimen,gun!”
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chengyaojinshiyilengbuhang,yaoshajiusha,zijijibururen。
haiyou,niyigexiuzhenzhepaolaizheijiaoluokaigefandian,shenjingbinga!
“jiyepa!”zhangfanyijiaojiangqichuaizou,tacailandegenchengyaojinjijiaode。
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zhangfandedianpuweiyuchengdongdexiaojiaoluo,zheigedifangzaiwangdong,jiushizuidadeliulanghanjujidile。
zhangfanxianshiguleyibaiduokuli,meiren10jinmiantiao,yejiushi1tongqian。
zairangzheixiekuli,banyunzheyiqianduojindemianqian,laidaoledongbianzheixieliulanghandejujidi。
kaidahuo,shaokaimiantiao,jiayan,weilebuyinqibierendezhuyi,zhangfanjiadeshicuyan。
kanzhezheixieliulanghanchizhezijicongxitongchaoshilimianmaidemiantiao。
张凡笑了。
“ding,kehuchidiaoshiwu,kehushentisuzhizengzhang1,suzhushentisuzhi2!”
“ding,kehuchidiaoshiwu,kehushentisuzhizengzhang1,suzhushentisuzhi2!”
“ding,suzhushentisuzhitigao10,xiulianzizhi+1!”
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“heiheibujinjinshouhuolemingsheng,haishouhuoleshijixingdehaochu!”
zhangfanxiaolexiao,duizheyigejilingdekulixiaozhewen:
“你叫什么名字?”
“huibinglaoye,xiaodejiaowangba!”wangbabuhaoyisideheiheiyizhixiao:“anniangshuowangbanenghuoqiannian,jiujianqilezheigemingzi。shuohaoyanghuo!”
kanzhezheixiaozizheipojiuqueyouxiandeganjingdeyishan,youkandaozheixiaozihanhoudemoyang,zhangfanxiaole。
zheiyibaiduogekulizhong,jiushuzheijiahuozuixiandecongming。
“yihougenzhewoba,worangnihuoqiannian!”
“duixielaoye,duoxielaoye!”
“gaigemingziba,jiujiaowangfuguiba!”
wangfuguidunshidaxiguowan,zheishilaoyeduitadeqidaia,lijiguixiaketou,chengzijihuixiaozhongdaosi。
“qu,jiangwoyaojiantangsengdeshiqingsanboyixia!”
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diertian,yimingheshangtubuzoulai。
zoudaozhangfandianmenkou,qiaoleqiaomen,shushuizhongdezhangfanmengranzhengyan。
zhangfanshenshilijijiuzhidao,zheishitangseng!
chaozhezhuxianjianyigui:“dizizhangfan,kenqingshifushexiajiejie,dizijiexialaizheixiehua,bunengrangqitashilitingdao!”
“准!”
yidaoshengyinruer,zhangfanxiaole。
jiexialai,jiushitabiaoyandeshikele。
zheichangbiaoyan,huirangtongtianguamuxiangkan,shenzhihuigengxihuantazheigedizi!
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kaimen,shiyigeqingxiudeheshang。
cishidetangsengbingweijinglishiduoniandexixingzhilu,kanqilaihaiyouxieyounen。
zheiyanggenghao,yueshinianqingyueshikeyihuyou。
“是唐大师吗?”
“amituofo,pinsengfahaoxuanzhuang,buganchengdashi!”
“kuaijin,kuaikuaiqingjin!”
zhangfanjiangqiyinglejinlai,duanzhuangzhiji,zunjingzhiji。
cinaixiyoudashizhizhujiao,jiusuanshierlangshensile,tazheishijiniandoubuhuisi!
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唐僧,你放下我的红烧肉