张凡李世民完整版《唐僧,你放下我的红烧肉》全文最新阅读

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tianxianzhangfan,qianwanfashu,wushizitong。

zuijiandandefeixingbianhua,ziranshishoudaonielai。

zheiyike,zhangfanhuodelexinsheng,buyoudedaxiguowang。

“dizizhangfan,kouxieshizun!”

kewantouzhihou,zaiciganshouleyixiazishendeqingkuang。

huran,ganjuedaotianqiongzainingshita,zhangfanzhidao,zheishitianjie!~

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zhangfandeerbianzeshichuxianleyigeshengyin:

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“dizizhangfan,jinzunshizunzhiming!”

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zheiyimukandelaojunweizhiyileng,zheixiaozishizaishitaicongmingle!

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“shiqingbiandeyuefayouquleqilai......”

laojunzaicibishangleyanjing,duicishibuguanbuwen。

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erwahuanggong,quemeiyourenhededongjing,fangfozheixiedoumeiyoukandaoyiban。

maosiwahuanggongdezhurenyezhidao,guangjiaodekenenghuiliaotiaozile。

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“niyiweibengonghuizuowulibuqizaodeshiqing?”wahuanggongzhurenyilianwanweidekanxianglefanjian。

zhiyuxifangdelianggelaotou,haizaimanghuozijideshiqingni。

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深夜时分。

zhangfanbengchuyidijingxue,dizaizhuxianjianzhishang,yuzhuxianjianjianliqimouzhonglianxi。

ranhouzixidedaliangqilaizheijiandashaqi!

“kankankan,kannimani!”

“谁,谁在说话!”

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“nibaba,zhuxianjianling!”

“......”zhangfanturanyishidao,tongtianjiaozhuweishenmebazheiyizhijianjitale。

“niyihounengbizuibushuohuama?”

“也可以!”

“ng?”zhangfanyileng,laizizuandejianlingjiuzheimehaoshuohuama?

“什么条件?”

“jiwolingshichi,wojiubushuohua!”

“lingshi?”zhangfanjuedebuyinggaishishupianshade,zheizuzonggujiyebuhuichi。

“jiushixiushidehuobi,neiwanyiyoulingqi,chiqilaigagaxiang!”

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jianlingshuodao:“jizhula,yihouyoushenmeshikeyizhijiegenwojiang,wokeyilianjiedaonitongtianyeye,mingbaima?”

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“banyebukaimen,gun!”

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“xiongdi,rangnigunnibuting,shibushibujigemianzi?”zhangfanzoudaochengyaojinmianqian,yijiaojiuchuaipigushang。

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haiyou,niyigexiuzhenzhepaolaizheijiaoluokaigefandian,shenjingbinga!

“jiyepa!”zhangfanyijiaojiangqichuaizou,tacailandegenchengyaojinjijiaode。

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zhangfandedianpuweiyuchengdongdexiaojiaoluo,zheigedifangzaiwangdong,jiushizuidadeliulanghanjujidile。

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kanzhezheixieliulanghanchizhezijicongxitongchaoshilimianmaidemiantiao。

张凡笑了。

“ding,kehuchidiaoshiwu,kehushentisuzhizengzhang1,suzhushentisuzhi2!”

“ding,kehuchidiaoshiwu,kehushentisuzhizengzhang1,suzhushentisuzhi2!”

“ding,suzhushentisuzhitigao10,xiulianzizhi+1!”

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“heiheibujinjinshouhuolemingsheng,haishouhuoleshijixingdehaochu!”

zhangfanxiaolexiao,duizheyigejilingdekulixiaozhewen:

“你叫什么名字?”

“huibinglaoye,xiaodejiaowangba!”wangbabuhaoyisideheiheiyizhixiao:“anniangshuowangbanenghuoqiannian,jiujianqilezheigemingzi。shuohaoyanghuo!”

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“qu,jiangwoyaojiantangsengdeshiqingsanboyixia!”

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diertian,yimingheshangtubuzoulai。

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“准!”

yidaoshengyinruer,zhangfanxiaole。

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kaimen,shiyigeqingxiudeheshang。

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zheiyanggenghao,yueshinianqingyueshikeyihuyou。

“是唐大师吗?”

“amituofo,pinsengfahaoxuanzhuang,buganchengdashi!”

“kuaijin,kuaikuaiqingjin!”

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cinaixiyoudashizhizhujiao,jiusuanshierlangshensile,tazheishijiniandoubuhuisi!

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