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neijiusongnimenqujianyuxingxingnaozi！1.“xiaomin，kannizheitiaojian，butaihaozhaoduixiang。
”jiefujiangwoshangxiadaliangyifan。“meinanrenjimoba？”“zheiyang，shenweijiefu，
wojichucijianmiandexiaoyizisongfendali，jinijieshaogenanren，zenmeyang？”“hao！jiuzheimedingle！
”womadiyigefuhe，lianshangxiaokaihua，jitadaojiudetongshiyonghentiebuchenggangdeyanshenxiedengwoyiyan，
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jiefumingjiaojiyaoqiang，shigongsilaozong，jinnian37sui，bijiejiedalezhengshisui。womashuodadiandenanrenhuitengren，
youshuojiyaoqiangrenpinguizhong，duijiejiehao。danwokandaodequeshiyigechucijianmianjiubiandiwo，
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genghekuangmoshengrenhaichengleniqinjiedelaogong！”womachaoqilajitongkouzaiwotoushang。“fanletianle！
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2.wobilebiyan，yazhesangzidao。“ba、ma，haiyoujiejie，duibuqi。”bamayanliluchumanyidexiao。
yiwangmeiciwotuoxieshi，tamendoushizheigebiaoqing。qingxuzhuanbianzhikuai，lingwodexinzhenzhabannanshou。“haibugou。
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bakongbeizhanshijiwokan。wochechezuijiao。“baoqian，wojiujingguomin。”wenyan，jiyaoqiangchenxialian，
jiangjiubeifangdaozhuoshang。da。jiubeikepengzhuozideshengyinbuxiang，queqiaojinsuoyourendexinzhong。
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kewodezhanyouquemeineimexingyun，zidanguanchuanletadexinzang，shenxiannanjiu。dangshiqingkuangjinji，
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tachangshuoxiaogoudaibiaozhongchengheai。zheigeguajianjiushizhanyoudehuashen，wobixubatajiaodaotadejiarenshoushang。
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“wojiushixiangzhidaomeimeizheisannianshizenmeguode，danxintabeirenpian，zheicainataxinglixiangchulaikan，
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wuneiyizhenchenmo，jinjiezhebaofachujudadehongxiaosheng。jiyaoqiangziyiweihenshenshidirenxiao。“zhanyou？yiwu？
xiaomin，bamashuoniaisahuangwohaibuxin，xianzaikanlaishizhende。”jiejiecadiaoxiaochudeyanlei。
“meimeinishibushibeinanrenjipianlea，zheidongxijiushineigenanrensongjinideyeduzi？
”“haiyouwokandaonitoupiheshoubeishanghaoxiangyoushangkou，nibuhuihaizaigennanrenwanneizhongyouxiba？
neizhongyouxiwanduoleduishentibuhaode，niweishenmeyaoziganduoluoa？”womapitougailiandisidawo。“shuo！
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”“buyao！”wofenlituikaiwomapushangqu，quebeijiejietaijiaobandao。guajianbeicaibiandeshengyinhenxiao，
quewuyiyuyongluoguzaiwoerbianzhongzhongqiaoji。yucitongshi，xuyandedamenbeirenpengdituikai。
4.yigeyizheliluodenianqingnvrenchuxianzaijiamenkou，bashouzhongdewenjiansadezhengwudoushi。“jiyaoqiang，
woshiniermiyexiudejiejieyelei。”“nidelaopohuaiyiniduiyexiuyouyisi，
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yexiuxianzaiduozaijia，menbuganchu，shoujibugankai。”“zheixiedoushinilaopogenrenliaotianyumouhaiyexiudejilu。
”“jintianbujiwoyigemanyidechuli，wolikebaojing。”jiyaoqiangkanwan，yongyizhonghenshiwangdebiaoqingkanjiejie。
“rourou，womeixiangdaonijingranshizheizhongren，wojieshiguohenduociwoduiyetongmeiyisi。”“xianzaiyingxiangtaihuai，
wozanshibunengdainihuijiajianwomale。”“womeiyou，yaoqiangnitingwojieshi！”jiejiejinghuangshicuo，
yanzhuzizuoyouluanzhuan，mengrankandaoshoushixinglidewo，zhizhewodashengrang。“shini！
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zenmenihuilaiqianmeifashengguozheixieshi？”jiejiebiaoqingzhengning，yueshuoyuedasheng。
“shishizhengmingjiushinitoulewodeweixinhaoganchudezheixieshi！nixianglijianwogenyaoqiangdeganqing，haochenjishangwei！
”womahuangrandawu，yijiaojieyijiaochuaizaiwodebeishang。“rangnigouyinren，rangnihainijiejie，
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”“haibuqujirenshouhaidexiaoguniangketoupeizui！”“shia，saihuiduzili，zuihaozaipagenanhaichulai。
”woxiaodefengci，naqixingliwangwaizou。shenhouchuanlaijiyaoqiangyinhendeshengyin。“xiangzou？meineimerongyi！
”jinjiezhewohoujingchuanlaijutong，yishixianruheian。xinglaishi，wofaxianzijijuranshenchuyuxuanyashang，
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gegeyongbuhuaihaoyidemuguangkanwo。jiejietongxinjishou。“meimei，yinweinizuoxiadehutushi，
nijiefupeichangyejiazhengzhengyibaiwan。”“zheishinibanbeizidouzhengbulaideqian。
”“anlishuowomenyinggaixiangnizhuichang，kesheijiaonishiwomeimeini，woyijingqiunijiefujinimianchuzhaiwu，buguo，
”jiejiehuafengyizhuan。“nizuochurucichoushi，yanzhongyingxiangwogennijiefudeganqing，nibixupeizui。
”“nijiefuchengnuowo，zhiyaorangzheiqunnanrenyongyikuaiqianmainiyici，paixiashipingongzhiyuzhong，
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“qishizheiduinilaishuoshijiangliba，bijingtamenquandoushenqianglizhuang，kendingnengmanzuni。
”“yihoushuobudinghuichengweinidechangke。”wonanyizhixin。“weilerangjiyaoqiangyuanliangni，
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”“nizhenyiweineifanwodaoniweixinhaodeyanlunzhandezhujiao？”jiejieyanzhongshanguobuziran。
jiyaoqiangpixiaoroubuxiao。“sheifadebuzhongyao，wozhizhidaozheijianshiyingxianglewogenrourouzhijiandeganqing，
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zhishiniduiwobiaodadeneixieai，wojiuyaodayigewenhaole。”“woduinilaishuosihumeiyouxiaominzhongyao。
”“wodangranshizuiainideya！weiminsuangeshenmedongxi！”jiejiejijijieshi，youdengwoyiyan。
“nihaishizheimetaoyan，bukenweijializuochuyidiangongxian。”“xingle，nijiushixianyikuaiqianshaoshiba？fangxin，
wohuizaishangnijiqiankuaide。”“siyatouchizheimehao，juranhaiganduiwodengbizishanglian。”jiyaoqiangyizhaoshou，
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fanglewo。”wolishengdao。“buranhouguozifu！”“sidaolintouhaizuiying。”jiejieshouzhongsheyingjiduizhunwo，