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weiguofushanghou,dalingdaotepiwohuijiaxiuyang。fanzhuoshang,jiefuyongbikongkanwo。“meinanrenjimoba?
yaobuyaowojinijieshaoyige?”jiejiedangjidanu,fanshoujiwoyibazhang。“xiao**!zaiwaiguihunsannian,
huilaijiugouyinwolaogong!”wojieshi,jiarenquebuting,faneryongshiwangdeyanshenkanwo。
womabalajitongkouzaiwotoushang。“haibudaoqian!”jiefubawodayunbangshangxuanya,
rangwoxianshenweijiejiejiefudeaiqingshuzui。jirannimennaohuiluqingqiyoutingbudongrenhua,
neijiusongnimenqujianyuxingxingnaozi!1.“xiaomin,kannizheitiaojian,butaihaozhaoduixiang。
”jiefujiangwoshangxiadaliangyifan。“meinanrenjimoba?”“zheiyang,shenweijiefu,
wojichucijianmiandexiaoyizisongfendali,jinijieshaogenanren,zenmeyang?”“hao!jiuzheimedingle!
”womadiyigefuhe,lianshangxiaokaihua,jitadaojiudetongshiyonghentiebuchenggangdeyanshenxiedengwoyiyan,
zhuanhuitouyijiuxiaorongmanmian。“weiminzheiyatoubushengxin,xihuansahuang,renyelengxue,nitiaogelihaixiedeguanzhuta。
”jiefuhongguangmanmian,paixiongfubaozheng。“bixude!”“xiaominzheizhongwojianduole,doushineifenmishidiaodaozhide,
zhaogelihainanrenshenggewa,baoguanbianchengxianqiliangmu。”“manihaiyoushenmeyaoqiujinguanti,
womenyijiarenbuyongkeqi!”“yaoqiang,nizhenhao。”jiejieyilianxingfudikaozaijiefujianshang,
yongtiannideyuqisajiao。jiefumanlianzide,shoufangzaijiejieyaozhibuweirounie。“neishi,
sheijiaowozheimexihannini。”wobushidizhoumei。sannianbuduiwailianxi,meixiangdaojiejieyijingjiehun。
jiefumingjiaojiyaoqiang,shigongsilaozong,jinnian37sui,bijiejiedalezhengshisui。womashuodadiandenanrenhuitengren,
youshuojiyaoqiangrenpinguizhong,duijiejiehao。danwokandaodequeshiyigechucijianmianjiubiandiwo,
qiebuzunzhongnvxingdenanren。“xiexiejiefu,buyongle。”xianjinshiyeweizhong,
wozhinengdaduantamenqilerongrongdefenwei。“wozanshibukaolvjiehun。”fanzhuolengchang,
jiejieyibazhangshanzaiwolianshang。“haowa,woganggangjiukanchulaile,nijiushixianggouyinwolaogongshibushi?
”“congtajinmendaoxianzai,niduokanletahaojiyan!”“xiao**,zaiwaimianguihunsannian,
buzhidaocongnalixuelaidesaobenling,yongdaonijiefushenshangle!”worenleyouren,haishimeirenzhu,
yibazhanghaihuiqu。“ninazhiyanjingkandaowogouyinta?”“niduimoshengrenbuhaoqia?
genghekuangmoshengrenhaichengleniqinjiedelaogong!”womachaoqilajitongkouzaiwotoushang。“fanletianle!
yihuilaijiujiaodejialijiquanbuning,weiminnishibushiyaoqisiwocaimanyi!”womabianshuobianchuixiongkou,
zuozaidengzishanglianlianchuanqi。wobajianghongmufanzhuopaidepengpengzuoxiang。“ninv!womenjiashangbeizishiqianlenima?
rangnizheibeizilaitaozhaihaiwomen!”weiyudeshangkouchuchuanlaiyintong,wochexiayikuainianzaitoufashangdeyugu,
xinlifaliang。youshizheiyang,meicijiejiewuliqunao,bamazonghuipianxiangjiejie,fanguolaidamawo。
kanleyichanghaoxidejiyaoqiangzheicaijiaxingxingdikaikou。“haole,ba、ma,xiaoxiaoqi,
xiaominkendingyishidaozijidecuowule。”“rourouyebieqi,nihaibuzhidaowoma?”tashuangshoufuzhujiejiedekua,
zuicoudaojiejieerbian。“wozhixihuannizheizhongyounvrenweide,duanfapingxiongnengjiaonvren?”honghaojiejie,
takanzhetoufaheyifushangmanshiyouzihezangwudewo,yanzhongshanguowanwei,dadudishuo。“xiaomin,
jibamahaiyounijiedaogeqian,zheishijiusuanguoqule。”jianwobukaikou,jiejielishengqianze。“bayouxinzangbing!
feiyaokantafabingnicaimanyishibushi!”wobawenyan,paizhuozideshouyidun,huanhuanfushangzuoxiongkou。
2.wobilebiyan,yazhesangzidao。“ba、ma,haiyoujiejie,duibuqi。”bamayanliluchumanyidexiao。
yiwangmeiciwotuoxieshi,tamendoushizheigebiaoqing。qingxuzhuanbianzhikuai,lingwodexinzhenzhabannanshou。“haibugou。
”jiejiejuezhezui,bumanyididengwo。“haiyounijiefuni?nijiefuhaoxinjinijieshaonanren,
nijuranganbulingqing,haibujinijiefujingjiupeizui!”jiyaoqiangniezhejiubei,hahayixiao。“chucijianmian,
jianshilexiaominhuobaojueqiangdepiqi,yesuanbiekaishengmian。”“zheiyang,womengehesanbei,
jinhoujiushiheheqiqiyijiaren。”budengwokaikou,taxunsujiangbeizilidejiudaojinzuili,
bakongbeizhanshijiwokan。wochechezuijiao。“baoqian,wojiujingguomin。”wenyan,jiyaoqiangchenxialian,
jiangjiubeifangdaozhuoshang。da。jiubeikepengzhuozideshengyinbuxiang,queqiaojinsuoyourendexinzhong。
womazhanqilaijilewoyierguang。“bujiushiguominma?niduohehebujiuhaole?
”“nikankannixianzaixiangshenmehua,nijiefuzheimehaopiqiderendoubeinireshengqile!
”jiejiezaiyipangliangliangkaikou。“tacongxiaozheiyang,maniyoubushibuzhidao,jiushixihuangenwomenduizhegan,
womenkaixindeshihoutajiubanzheyizhanglian,xiangshiwomenqianletaqianyiyang。”xinkouxiangdulekuaishitou,zhangtongnanren。
bamaxiangertaipingenanhai,jieguorengshigeyatoupianzi,weifanjihuashengyudetamenbeifakuan,
wozechengletamensaqideduixiang。womeiheguomuru,congsansuikaishibangjialiganhuo,ruguobushiqiangzhiyaoqiu,
tamenshenzhibuhuisongwoqushangxue。shisui,tamenbasuoyoujiawurengdaowotoushang。tamenkandianshishiwozaizuojiawu,
tamenwaichuguangjieshiwozaizuojiawu,tamenshuijueshiwohaizaizuojiawu。sheiyizhiganhuonengxiaochulai?chengnianhou,
woxiangguozhijieduanliande。ketamenbijingshiwodeqinren,zairizizuikunnanshiyemeidiudiaowo,
jiwoyikoufanchibawoyangda,woshebudezheifenqinqing。jiyaoqiangdingzhewo,yiweibumingdixiaolexiao。
“xiaominyouzijidegexing,danzaijiahaishiyaotingzhangbeidehua。”“zheisanbeijiubuguangweijintian,
haiweiniquexinijiegenwodehunlixianchang。”“yuqingyuli,nidougaihe,hewanjiujiudaibiaowomenchengleyijiaren,
buran……”tameiyoubahuashuojin,danwoganjuedaoletayanyulideweixie,buhejiu,
wogentamenjiubushiyijiarenlema?yaobawoganchujiamenma?kanzhediantouzantongdejiaren,
woxinliyouyiguhuozaiwangshangcuan。“ma,nihaijidewowusuineinianfashengdeshima?”wusuineinian,
womachixibeirenguanjiu,shizaihebuxialejiuzhaoshourangwohe,wodangshimengmengdongdong,yibeixiaququanshenqihongzhenzi,
huxikunnan。yaobushijishisongyi,wodeshengminghuiyongyuantingliuzai5suineinian,zheixietamendouwanglema?
womabaishou。“zheimejiudeshijilaiganma?”“xiaomin,nijintianyaohairenwozheigema,
jiubazheisanbeijiujiwohele!”xinzhongzuihouneilvshewangxiaosan,wojizijidaoshangmanmanyibeijiu。“hao,wohe。
”hewanzheisanbeijiu,yihouchulemeigeyuedadaowomazhanghushangneiwuqiankuaiqian,wobuhuizaigentamenyourenhewanglai。
3.yibeijiuxiadu,xinladeyetishunzheshidaowangxiashao,weilishunjianfeitengqilai。
nankandehongbanmanmanfuxiandaopifushang,houlongzhujianhongzhong,huxibuchang。womaquefangfokanbudaoban,
paiwoshoubeicuicu。“haiyouliangbei,biemoceng!”“bujiushilianfahong,jiaoqingshenme!”zheijiushiwodejiaren,
taikexiaole。kuaisuhexiashengyuliangbeijiu,wochongchujiamen,xialouzhibenxiaoquwaideyiyuan。yishengjiaoyuwo。
“niyouyanzhongdejiujingguominzheng,zenmehaiganhejiu!”wokuxiao,qianwanjubaoyuanhebumanzuihouhuazuoyishengtanxi。
zhengzhuangxiaotui,wohuijiashoushixingli。dakaimen,jiejieshoushangnazheyigexiaoqiaodewushenzaibawan,biankanbianpiezui。
“shenmewanyier。”tazuoshiyaodiuchuchuangwai。wodingjingyikan,jingshiwozhanyoudeyiwu!“haijiwo!
”wotuikaijiejiefeipushangqu,xianxianjiuxiazheigexiaoqiaodetongzhixiaogouguajian。yinweichusedexunlianchengji,
wohezhanyoubeiguojiapaiwangmouzhanluanzhidiwanchengmimirenwu。qudexinxihuiguoqian,youyupantuxiemi,
womenbeiweizhuidujie。woyiyichuqiangshanghewushudaoshangweidaijia,pinsibaohuxinxibingchenggongtuwei。
kewodezhanyouquemeineimexingyun,zidanguanchuanletadexinzang,shenxiannanjiu。dangshiqingkuangjinji,
womeibanfadaizhetadeyitishanglu,zhinengjiudicongcongyanmai。xiaogouguajianshiwocongtashenshangqudedeyiwu。
tachangshuoxiaogoudaibiaozhongchengheai。zheigeguajianjiushizhanyoudehuashen,wobixubatajiaodaotadejiarenshoushang。
wobaguajianfanlaifuqujiancha,xinzhongmanshiqingxing,jinjiezhelianjiachuanlaijutong。taitouwangqu,
shibamazhengningdemiankong。“hunzhang,gantuinijiejie,nijiejiehuaiyunlenizhibuzhidao!
”“haiziyaoshiyougesanzhangliangduan,niyebiexianghuo!”jiejieduozaijiyaoqianghuailikuqi。
“wojiushixiangzhidaomeimeizheisannianshizenmeguode,danxintabeirenpian,zheicainataxinglixiangchulaikan,
ranhoujiuzhaodaolezheimeyigepowanyier,haoqinachulaiqiaoqiao。”“meixiangdaomeimeizheimehenxintuiwo,
nishixiangyaowodeminga!”womapishouduoguoguajian。“wodaoyaokankanshenmedongxizhidenihuzhe!”“haijiwo,
zheishiwozhanyoudeyiwu,henzhongyao!”wopushangquqiang,zuotuiqueyinqiangshanghedaoshangfufasilie,bushoukongdiguidao。
wuneiyizhenchenmo,jinjiezhebaofachujudadehongxiaosheng。jiyaoqiangziyiweihenshenshidirenxiao。“zhanyou?yiwu?
xiaomin,bamashuoniaisahuangwohaibuxin,xianzaikanlaishizhende。”jiejiecadiaoxiaochudeyanlei。
“meimeinishibushibeinanrenjipianlea,zheidongxijiushineigenanrensongjinideyeduzi?
”“haiyouwokandaonitoupiheshoubeishanghaoxiangyoushangkou,nibuhuihaizaigennanrenwanneizhongyouxiba?
neizhongyouxiwanduoleduishentibuhaode,niweishenmeyaoziganduoluoa?”womapitougailiandisidawo。“shuo!
nishibushichuqudanglesannian**?nibuyaolian!”“nizheibuxiaodechunhuo,jingranzaiwaimianganneizhongxialiuyingsheng,
womeinizheigenver!”wobajiangguajianfangdaodishang,jujiaowangxiata。“yenanrendezangdongxi,womenjiabushou!
”“buyao!”wofenlituikaiwomapushangqu,quebeijiejietaijiaobandao。guajianbeicaibiandeshengyinhenxiao,
quewuyiyuyongluoguzaiwoerbianzhongzhongqiaoji。yucitongshi,xuyandedamenbeirenpengdituikai。
4.yigeyizheliluodenianqingnvrenchuxianzaijiamenkou,bashouzhongdewenjiansadezhengwudoushi。“jiyaoqiang,
woshiniermiyexiudejiejieyelei。”“nidelaopohuaiyiniduiyexiuyouyisi,
zaianwangshangyongyikuaiqianpaimaiyexiudezhencao。”“henduonanrenbayexiudeshoujidabaole,shuotamenyuanyi,
yexiuxianzaiduozaijia,menbuganchu,shoujibugankai。”“zheixiedoushinilaopogenrenliaotianyumouhaiyexiudejilu。
”“jintianbujiwoyigemanyidechuli,wolikebaojing。”jiyaoqiangkanwan,yongyizhonghenshiwangdebiaoqingkanjiejie。
“rourou,womeixiangdaonijingranshizheizhongren,wojieshiguohenduociwoduiyetongmeiyisi。”“xianzaiyingxiangtaihuai,
wozanshibunengdainihuijiajianwomale。”“womeiyou,yaoqiangnitingwojieshi!”jiejiejinghuangshicuo,
yanzhuzizuoyouluanzhuan,mengrankandaoshoushixinglidewo,zhizhewodashengrang。“shini!
nizheijiandongxicongyihuilaijiumeiyouanhaoyi!”jianghuaidiaodeguajianfangjinhezi,
woxinzhongzuihouyisiqinqingyiranyinmie,zhimorandikanzhejiejie。“ruguobushini,
zenmenihuilaiqianmeifashengguozheixieshi?”jiejiebiaoqingzhengning,yueshuoyuedasheng。
“shishizhengmingjiushinitoulewodeweixinhaoganchudezheixieshi!nixianglijianwogenyaoqiangdeganqing,haochenjishangwei!
”womahuangrandawu,yijiaojieyijiaochuaizaiwodebeishang。“rangnigouyinren,rangnihainijiejie,
nizheigebuyaoliandedongxi,wozhenhenbudebanisaihuiduziliudiao!
”“haibuqujirenshouhaidexiaoguniangketoupeizui!”“shia,saihuiduzili,zuihaozaipagenanhaichulai。
”woxiaodefengci,naqixingliwangwaizou。shenhouchuanlaijiyaoqiangyinhendeshengyin。“xiangzou?meineimerongyi!
”jinjiezhewohoujingchuanlaijutong,yishixianruheian。xinglaishi,wofaxianzijijuranshenchuyuxuanyashang,
shoujiaobeifuzhu,jiyaoqianghaiyoujiejiezhanzaiwodepangbian。tamenshenhouyouyiqunnanren,
gegeyongbuhuaihaoyidemuguangkanwo。jiejietongxinjishou。“meimei,yinweinizuoxiadehutushi,
nijiefupeichangyejiazhengzhengyibaiwan。”“zheishinibanbeizidouzhengbulaideqian。
”“anlishuowomenyinggaixiangnizhuichang,kesheijiaonishiwomeimeini,woyijingqiunijiefujinimianchuzhaiwu,buguo,
”jiejiehuafengyizhuan。“nizuochurucichoushi,yanzhongyingxiangwogennijiefudeganqing,nibixupeizui。
”“nijiefuchengnuowo,zhiyaorangzheiqunnanrenyongyikuaiqianmainiyici,paixiashipingongzhiyuzhong,
anwangdeshijiusuanlele,yihouwogennidejiefuhuijixuxingfudiguoxiaqu。”jiejiedudingdikanzhewo。
“qishizheiduinilaishuoshijiangliba,bijingtamenquandoushenqianglizhuang,kendingnengmanzuni。
”“yihoushuobudinghuichengweinidechangke。”wonanyizhixin。“weilerangjiyaoqiangyuanliangni,
niyaohainiqinmeimeiwobeimoshengnanrenlunfanwurubingtianxiajiezhi?”“nishirenhaishichusheng?
”“nizhenyiweineifanwodaoniweixinhaodeyanlunzhandezhujiao?”jiejieyanzhongshanguobuziran。
jiyaoqiangpixiaoroubuxiao。“sheifadebuzhongyao,wozhizhidaozheijianshiyingxianglewogenrourouzhijiandeganqing,
xuyaorenweicifuzeshuzui。”“rourou,ruguonibuyuanyi,wolikebaxiaominfangzou,meiguanxibuqiangqiu,
zhishiniduiwobiaodadeneixieai,wojiuyaodayigewenhaole。”“woduinilaishuosihumeiyouxiaominzhongyao。
”“wodangranshizuiainideya!weiminsuangeshenmedongxi!”jiejiejijijieshi,youdengwoyiyan。
“nihaishizheimetaoyan,bukenweijializuochuyidiangongxian。”“xingle,nijiushixianyikuaiqianshaoshiba?fangxin,
wohuizaishangnijiqiankuaide。”“siyatouchizheimehao,juranhaiganduiwodengbizishanglian。”jiyaoqiangyizhaoshou,
neijigenanrenmanmanzoushangqian,huangheideyaheyinxiedexiaozhanjuwodeshuangyan。“weirou,wojinizuihouyigejihui,
fanglewo。”wolishengdao。“buranhouguozifu!”“sidaolintouhaizuiying。”jiejieshouzhongsheyingjiduizhunwo,
全家脑回路清奇,我送他们去监狱学听人话