《爸妈教我当忍者神龟后,我杀疯了》 小说介绍
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kuangdangyisheng,jiangzhishunzhetatoufadiluoxialai。
taociwanyediaozaidishangsuichenglehaojipian。
shijieyixiazixiangjingzhileyiyang。
xiayimiaojiangjingyijianjiaozhetiaoqilai:“jianxianishigefengzi!”
wolengxiaoyishengzhuanshenjinlechufang,ranhounachuneikouhaimeishuadeyouguo。
wozhongzhongbaguoshuaizailecanzhuoshang。
“nibushirangwoshuaguoma?wojuedenitoufatingshihedanghaimiancade。”
wobahedeganmangbawolazaishenhou:“nikuaizhushou!bienaole,zheiyangxiaqunaochushizenmeban?”
wodandandekanletayiyan。
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wokanxiangzhuoshangdejiangjianhuihejiangjingyi:“nimenjizhu,wobamabushinimenjiayangdeyongren!”
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shuowanwoshuaishoubaweiqunrenghuilexicaichi。
“yihouzheixieshisheiaizuosheizuo。”
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qishizheibushiwodiyicixiangfanlianle。
zhibuguozheiciwoshizhenrenbuzhule。
congwomenbanjinjiangjianeitianqiwojiuganjuebuduijing。
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jiangjingyichumenconglaibuzijishoushi,tadeshubao、waitao、huazhuangbaoquandoudiujiwomazhengli。
“ayinishouqiao,nengbangwobugekouzima?”
“ayizheigexiebufangshui,bangwoxilefangyangtaishangshaishaiba?”
我妈从来没拒绝过。
“jingyixuexiyalida,womenbangdianmeishenme。”
tashangcijiwoshuozheihuadeshihou,zhengzaiweishengjianximatong。
neigematong,jiangjiasanrenyongleyizhoudoumeirenshua。
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jiushanggangjiejia,xinshangyouchulai。
tamenbarenrangdangmeide,badishengxiaqidangmingyun。
可我不一样。
tamenshiwodebama,bushijiangjiarendebaomu,gengbushijiangjingyidenupu。
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“nizheiyangyihoukezenmezuorena…”
wohoulongyijin,xiangshuoshenmeshiwomayouqujitamenmanghuole。
guadiaodianhuadeneiyike,wohuranyishidao。
zheigejiachulewo,meiyourenganshuobu。
suoyibuguantamenmawohaishiqiuwo,wodoubixushuo。
napashuodaozuihou,zhiyouwoyigerenzhanzaifanzhuoduimian,woyeyaoshuo。
爸妈教我当忍者神龟后,我杀疯了