《爸妈教我当忍者神龟后,我杀疯了》 小说介绍
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zhoumoshijiangjingyideshengxueyan。
shuoshishengxue,qishijiushizhaogeliyoubaijiushouli。
takaodeshigesanben,haichadianmeikaoshang。
danjiangjiarenzhaoyangbazheishibandegenbaosongqinghuayiyanglongzhong。
womabeihanzheqingzaoliudianjiuqichuangqumaicaizuofan。
wobabeihanqumenkoutiexizi,pagaoshangdimanghuoyishangwu。
zhiyouwobeiyunxubuyongchuli,liyoushihaohaodaizhebiezainongyaoezi。
fanjukaishiqian,wojiedaowomadianhua:“xiaxia,jingyitamahanniguoqulugemiandaxiazhaohu。”
woxiaoleyisheng:“daxiazhaohua…xing。”
wohuanhaoyifu,teyichuanlezuipodeneijian。
ranhouhaizaixiukoushangduononglejigebuding,manyouyoudehuangguoqu。
jiangjiadefanzhuoshangzuolemanmanyiquanqinqi。
woyijinmenlikeyourenshuo:“zheijiushijianjiadeguinvba?zhangdehaixing,jiushishou,liansekanzheyebuhao。”
“tingshuotaqianjitianhaizaixuexiaonaoleshi,xianzaidexiaohaiaqionghaibulaoshi。”
jiangjingyicaizhexiaogaogenchuanzhexinqunzi,zaitamashenbianniuzheyaoxiaodao:“bieshuowobiaojiele,taxinggetaiyaoqiang,chidiankuijiushoubule。womenjiakezishizhizhongdoumeikuidaiguotamene~”
wosaoleyiyanfanzhuo——wobamazuozaizuibianjiaodezhediedengshang,wankuaidoushijiude,beiziyeshihualebiandesuliaobei。
erjiangjiaqinqiqueyongzhezhanxindeciqibeipan,lianshaozidoushijinbiande。
“xiaxiaa,”jiangjingyimaxiaozhekanwo,“niyegaidongshile,bierangrenzongjuedenipiqibuhao。lai,jintiannijingyimeimeigaoxing,nijingtayibei。”
shuozhetadiguolaiyibeiyinliao。
wowushidiaozhuantoukanxiangjiangjingyi。
“你真高兴吗?”
tayileng:“nishuoshenme?”
woxiaolexiao,ranhoucongkoudailitaochuyigeluyinbianxiabofang。
“…tajiushigemeirenyaodeqionggui,yitiandaowanzhuangqinggao。”
“shubaodiulesheixinbushitanade?qiongrenjiuaifanbierendongxi。”
“tamadangbaojiede,nengjiaochushenmehaonver?”
luyinlishijiangjingyiqianliangtianzaijiaoshihoumendadianhuashishuodehua。
shengyinqingqingchuchu,quanchangshunjiananjingle。
womanmansaoleyiyansizhouneiqungangcaihaizaikuajingyidongshideren:“jiutazheizhongzuilian,kaofumukaogesanbenyepeibanshengxueyan?”
“wobajinijiaxicesuo,womajinijiazuofan,wohaiyaobeinimennverdangzhongwumiechengxiaotou。”
“tapawofantashubao,zenmebupawobamafannimenbingxianga?”
woshengyinbuda,querangquanchangdelianseyuelaiyuenankan。
jiangjingyituranjianjiao:“niluyinweifazhidaoma!?”
wolengxiaoyisheng:“niwumiewotoudongxideshihou,zenmebuxianjiangfalv?”
tamalianyichen:“jianxianibietaiguofen!jintianshiwonvershengxueyan——”
“suoyinimenjiunengsuibianqifuwo?”wotaigaoshengyindaduanta。
wozhuanshenkanxiangwobama:“nimenshuoyaoren,yaodidiao,yaojirenqing,wojintianwennimenyiju——nimenderenqing,shibushibianyidelianfanzhuodouzuobushang?”
woshuowankongqifangfoningguleliangmiao。
然后啪的一声脆响。
jiangjingyideyeyebakuaizishuaizailezhuoshang:“doubizui!”
tashumeikanzhewo:“niyigexiaohaizizenmezheimezhangkuang?bujiushichilediankuizhiyuma?”
“neininlaichichikan。”wozhishizheta,“ninlaixixiyizhoumeishuadematong,laizhuzhufameisuobuzhumendezawujian。”
“wobamabushinimenjiadeyongren,jirannimenyaomianzi,neiwojiujintiandangzhongbanimendeliansile。”
woshuowanzhuanshenjiuzou,liuxiashenhouyizhuorenjinruohanchan。
zoudaomenkoushi,wohuitoukanlejiangjingyiyiyan。
“nicai,xuexiaohuizaijinwanhaishimingzaogongbuchufentongbao?”
jiangjingyitengdeyixiazhanqishen。
wogoulegouchunjiaoranhouqingpiaopiaodao:“edui,wohaishunshoubajietufadaoxiaoqudequnlile。”
爸妈教我当忍者神龟后,我杀疯了