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gezhongjiaodu，gezhongchangjing，qingxiducanchabuqi，danshengzaishuliangpangda，shentaigeyi。wofeikuaidihuadongzhepingmu，
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efachuiluozhezhulexiaobanmeiyan，zhiluchuxiantiaoqingxilengjundexiahejiaohejinmindebochun。
tayishouchazaiweiyikoudaili，lingyizhishousuiyidichuizaishence。
beijingshijigemohude、chuanzhebaidaguacongcongzouguodeshenying。
zhenggehuamiantouzheyigushengrenwujin、moailaozidediqiya，
yanshen（suiranbeitoufadangzhudaban）queruilidefangfonengchuantoupingmu，zhishi**zhedelinghunshenchu。
「perfect！」wodihuyisheng，zheishentai，zheiqichang，jianzhile！lingganrutongkaizhadehongshui，
yifabukeshoushi。womaliudibazhaopiandaojinhuaturuanjian，kaishiwode“yishuzaichuangzuo”。
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zhongdiantuchutaneishuangbeisuifabanyan、queruilidenengdongsirendeyanshen——suiranzhaopianlikanbuqing，danyishuma，
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kanzhepingmushangxinxianchulude、sanfazhenongnongchaofengdebiaoqingbaojiezuo，womanyidimiqileyan。ng，
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wodeyiyangyangdibasuxiaodeshoujidiuhuijita，shunshoujiubazheizhangxinxianreladebiaoqingbao，
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wowangyizishangyitan，zhangzhangtulekouqi。shijieqingjingle，lianchuangwaideyangguangdouxiandegewaimingmei。「yan！xi！」
suxiaopengzheshouji，kanzhepingmushangneizhangxinxianchulude【erdengfanren.jpg】，yanjingdengdebitonglinghaida，
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haihuadezheime……zheimelinghun！hahahaha」tajidongdeyuwulunci，puguolaizhuazhuwodejianbangkuangyao，
「nizhidaozheiyiweizheshenmema？xixi！」wobeitayaodetouyunyanhua，
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suxiaoduizhewobaoyilegemizhiweixiao，zhuazheshoujisuohuizijichuangshang，shouzhifeikuaidizaipingmushangchuochuodiandian，
zuiliniannianyouci：「falefale！shenzuo！bixudingshangqu！
rangquanshijiedoukandaowojiaxixidecaihuahejiangyudeshenyan！juepeidingpeitianxianpei……」
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youqizheizhangbiaoqingbaodezhujiao，
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【gaolingzhihuaderichang】 zheigetiezi，feisudebeidingshangleluntanguanshuiqudeshouye，
houmiangenzheyigexianhongciyande“bao”zibiaoqian。
tiezilidehuifushuadefeikuai：1l（nimingcha1hao）：**wc！shafa！
【erdengfanren.jpg】hahahahahaha！louzhushidongchaofengde！shenpeiwen！zheiyanshen！juele！
wulixijiangyubenzunkanledouxiangdianzan（bushi）！**2l（nimingcha2hao）：**hahahaha！
louzhuyongshi！gannajiangdalaokaishuan！zheibocaozuo6a！【wurao，suantizhong.jpg】taizhenshile！
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**15l（wulixixiaotouming）：**zuoweiwulixidicengsesefadou……louzhubaozhong！
suiran……zhendehuadehaochuanshena！tebieshineigeyanshen！
jiuzheiyang……beiwei.jpg**47l（nimingcha47hao）：**zhiyouwoyigerenhaoqilouzhushisheima？
‘yanmiaodenaodonggongchang’dada？！**48l（nimingcha48hao）：**！！！‘yanmiao’taitai！
taitai！ninzhongyuduiwulixizhiguangxiashoulema？！gandepiaoliang！**tiezireduchixubiaosheng，
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luntanlichongmanlekuaihuodekongqi，dajiafengkuangdebaocunzhuanfazheitaoxinxianchuludebiaoqingbao，wangengwandebuyilehu。
wodaizheerji，manhuazhengkandaonannvzhushenqingduishideguanjianqingjie。zhidao——「a——————！！！！」
yishengfenbeijigaode、hunhezhejiduzhenjinghekuangxidejianjiao，chuantoulewodeerjigeyin，zhichongwodetianlinggai！
「suxiao！niguijiaoshenme！」woyibachexiaerji，
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zhishipinmingdizhizhetashoulideshoujipingmu，lianshangshiyizhongjianleguiyouzhonglewubaiwandefuzabiaoqing。
yigubuxiangdeyuganshunjianjuezhulewo。dierzhang：quanwangweiguan！taliuyanyaozhaowo“shangtaojiejuefangan”pingmushang，
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houmiangenzheyigejinguangshanshande、xiangzhengzheluntanshimingrenzhengyonghudeteshuhuizhang。neihuifudeid，jiandan，
lenglie——**jiangyu（wulixi-shimingrenzheng）**huifudeneirong，
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**shijianxianshi：ganggang，1fenzhongqian。hong——！woganjuezijinaoziliyoushenmedongxizhakaile。
jiangyuneitiao【banquanguishucunyi】dehuifu，xiangyikeshenshuizhadan，ba“nandabaixiaosheng”luntanzhijiezhashangletian。
fuwuqikadunlejimiaohou，huifushuapingdesudukuaiderangrenyanhualiaoluan。**【！！！！！！
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！】****【‘banquanguishucunyi’……pu！jiangshenhaoyanjin！ligongnandelangman（？）？
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zheimingxianjiushichuangzaojihuigennidahuaa！‘shangtaojiejuefangan’！duomewanmeidejiekou！jiangshenzenmezheimehuia！
」wo：「……」haimeilaidejiyongwopinjideyuyanfanbosuxiaozheiqiangdadecpnaoluoji，
wodeshoujijiufengkuangdizhendongqilai。woduosuozhenaqishouji，jiesuopingmu。
weixintubiaoshangneigexianhongde“99+”chadianshanxiawodegouyan。
banjiqun、shetuanqun、sushexiaoqun……suoyouwonengxiangdaode、xiangbudaodequn，xiaoxidouzaifengkuangtiaodong。
@wodetishixiangxuehuayiyangpiaochulai。diankaizuihuoyuedebanjiqun，xiaoxiyijingshualejibaitiao：**【zhenjing！
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nihuole！quanxiaojiezhideneizhonghuo！jiangshenqinzijinidaideredu！」wobeifendidengletayiyan：「suxiao！
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xiayibujiushixianxiajianmian，huohuasijian……」wojuewangdiwuzhuerduo。xianxiajianmian？huohuasijian？
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‘yanmiao’benmiao！」「wa！zhenrenbixiangxiangzhonghaipiaoliang！guaibudenenghuachuneimelinghundebiaoqingbao！」「pu！
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biebadashihepaole！」wo：「……」jiuzaiwonulijiangdicunzaigan，qidaozhezheichangfengbokuaidianguoqushi，
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zanmenzhongwenxihewulixihezuochugejiemu，zhutishi‘wenlipengzhuang，gongchuangweilai’。xilijueding，
rangnifuzexuanchuanwuliaodesheji，haibaoa、tuisongfengmiana、xianchanghudongxiaodaojushenmede。
nineige‘yanmiaodenaodonggongchang’bushitingyoumingma，zhenghaofahuitezhang！」woyanqianyihei，
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fudaoyuandashouyihui，zhandingjietie，「tamenfuzejiemuhexindekejibufen，fuzerenshijiangyutongxue，
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yanshenlichongmanle“zuzhixinrenni”deguangmang。jiang！yu！tingdaozheigemingzideshunjian，
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nihejiangshenyaohezuole！guanfangrenzhengdecpzuhe！wenlilianyin！tianzuozhihe！wodetieziyouyouxinsucaile！」
woshengwukeliandikanzheta：「xiaoxiao，woxianzaizhixiangshenqingtuixue。」「bieya！」suxiaoyaohuangzhewo，
「duohaodejihui！jinshuiloutaixiandeyue！xianxiajiechu！yanshenjiaoliu！xiangxiangjiujidong！」
***disanzhang xianxiadaibu！gaolingzhihuadangmianzhuitaobiaoqingbaobanquanyingxinwanhuidiyicilianhecaipai，
dingzaizhouwuxiawudexuexiaodalitanghoutai。wobaozhewodeshuweibanhebijibendiannao，
xianggejijiangbenfuxingchangdeyongshi，yibusannuodicengjinlehoutai。limianyijingyoubushaorenle，
wulixidejishuzuzhengzaidiaoshigezhongkanqilaijiuhengaokejideshebei，dengguangshanshuo，xianlanchanrao。
zhongwenxifuzejiemubianpaidetongxuezezailingyibiantaolunzheshenme。wodemuguangxiangleidayiyang，
xiaoxinyiyidisaoguorenqun。ranhou，jingzhundisuodingzaileneigezuixianyan、yezuirangwotoupifamadeshenyingshang。
jiangyu。tachuanzheyijianjiandandeheisetxu，chendefusegenglengbai。zhengweiweiwanzheyao，
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yanshenzhuanzhu，zhoushensanfazhe“moailaozi”deshengrenwujinqichang。wodexinzangbuzhengqidikaishidongdongkuangtiao，
shouxinshunjianmaohan，zhenrenbizhaopianhebiaoqingbaochongjiliqiangyibaibei！woganjindixiatou，jiazhuangzijishikongqi，
suozaijiaoluoyigeduimandaojuxiangdeyinyingli，nulijiangdicunzaigan。「yanxi！zheibian！」
yigefuzejiemubianpaidexuejiekandaolewo，reqingdizhaoshou。「kuailai！
zhenghaowulixineibianshebeidiaoshidechabuduole，jiangtongxueshuoxuyaogennigoutongyixiahudonghuanjiedeshijuesheji！」
wo：「……」xuejie，nizhenshiwoqinxuejie！zhongmukuikuizhixia，wozhinengyingzhetoupi，baozhewodezhuangbei，
yibuyicengdinuoleguoqu。meiyibudouxiangshicaizaijijiangyinbaodedileishang。jiangyusihudiaoshiwanle，zhiqishen。