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xiawudetaiyangnuanhonghongdishaijinlai，kewulineiguzi‘huachishangtou’derehujinger，lengshibandianmeisan。

”「xixi！xixi！nikuaikanzheizhang！wodetian！zheizhangcelian！zheixiahexian！zheizhuanzhudeyanshen！

jianzhishirenleimeixuedianfeng！shiwulizhishendeenci！」wodeshiyoujianguimisuxiao，

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pingmujihuyaoduidaowodebijianshang。pingmushang，yizhanggaohu**zhaodezhujiao，

zhengshiwulixineiweichuanshuozhongshuaidecanjuerenhuan、lengdenengdongshangchidaodedaerxueshen，jiangyu。

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congshitangpaiduidaotushuguanzixi，congjiaoxuelouzoulangdaocaochangbianheshui，quanfangwei、wusijiao，

360duzhanshizhezheiweiwulixigaolingzhihuade“shenyan”。「……xiaoxiao，」

wojiannandibashixiancongneigehuchengyituandecelianshangbakai，shituhuanxingchenmiyumeisedeguimi，

「wolijieniduimeidezhuiqiu，zhende，feichanglijie。jiangyutongxuequeshi……ng，zhangdefeichangfuhedazhongshenmei。」

wozhenzhuozheyongci，「danshi，zheiyijingshinijintianjiwokandedishibazhangle！shibazhanga，

wodeyanjingxuyaoxiuxi！wodedanaoxuyaokongjiansikaowodemanhuarenshe！」wo，yanxi，zhongwenxidayimengxin，

pingshengliangdaaihao：kegezhongtiandiaoyademanhuacp，yiji，

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wodenimingxiaomajia“yanmiaodenaodonggongchang”，zainandanimingluntan“nandabaixiaosheng”shang，yesuanxiaoyoumingqi，

yinaodongqingqi、buzhuojingzhun、peiwenzhaxinerzhucheng。ranercike，

wodelingganyuanquanzhengbeisuxiaode“jiangyuyanzhianlihongzha”wuqingdusai。「sikaorenshe？」

suxiaomengdishouhuishouji，piaoliangdexingyandengdeliuyuan。「xixi！niqingxingyidian！

yanqianjiuyouyigehuoshengshengde、xingzoude、dingpeide、360duwusijiaodewanmeimanhuananzhumoban！jiangyua！

wulixidejiangyu！nihaisikaoshenmerenshe？zhaozhetahua！sucaijiuzaiyanqiana！」tayueshuoyuejidong，

shuangshouzaikongzhonghuiwu，fangfozaimiaohuiyifuhongweilantu，「qinglengjinyuxuebashenyannanzhu！duodaigan！

nijiuyinggaibatahuajinnidemanhuali！nanzhujiujiaojiangyu！wanmei！」

suxiaoxiangdalejixueyiyangzaixiangcelifengkuangfanzhaojiangyude**zhao，wohouzhihoujuediyishidao，

wohaoxiang……jizijiwalegejudadekeng？erqiezhengbeiwodehaoguimihuankuaidituijinqu，zhunbeitiantumaishi？

「fansile！rangnitiantianjiwokanzheixiehutu！」wonaoziyire，tucaoyuxiongxiongranshao，「shenyanshiba！

nanzhushiba！woxianzaijiuyongnizheixie‘zhenzang’hutu，fenfenzhongjinigaogebaokuanchulai！

rangnikankanshenmejiaozhenzhengde‘buzhuoshenyun’！」「nalaibani！」woyanjishoukuai，yibaduoguosuxiaodeshouji。

「ai？xixiniganma？」suxiaopuguolaixiangqiang。「bizui！lingganlaile！」wodihouyisheng，

yi**zuohuizijideshuzhuoqian，dakailewodeshuweibanlianjiediannao。pingmuliangqi，

shuxidehuituruanjianjiemianzhankai。suxiaodeshoujixiangce，jianzhijiushijiangyude“feiguanfanggaoqing（hu）tuku”。

gezhongjiaodu，gezhongchangjing，qingxiducanchabuqi，danshengzaishuliangpangda，shentaigeyi。wofeikuaidihuadongzhepingmu，

muguangruiliruyingsun。jiushitale！wodeshouzhitingzaiyizhangzhaopianshang。zhaopianlidejiangyu，yinggaishigangxiashiyanke，

chuanzheyijianshenhuisedelianmaoweiyi，zhanzaiwulishiyanloulvexianbinglengdezoulangdengguangxia。taweiweidizhetou，

efachuiluozhezhulexiaobanmeiyan，zhiluchuxiantiaoqingxilengjundexiahejiaohejinmindebochun。

tayishouchazaiweiyikoudaili，lingyizhishousuiyidichuizaishence。

beijingshijigemohude、chuanzhebaidaguacongcongzouguodeshenying。

zhenggehuamiantouzheyigushengrenwujin、moailaozidediqiya，

yanshen（suiranbeitoufadangzhudaban）queruilidefangfonengchuantoupingmu，zhishi**zhedelinghunshenchu。

「perfect！」wodihuyisheng，zheishentai，zheiqichang，jianzhile！lingganrutongkaizhadehongshui，

yifabukeshoushi。womaliudibazhaopiandaojinhuaturuanjian，kaishiwode“yishuzaichuangzuo”。

baoliuneibiaozhixingdelengjunlunkuoheshengrenwujindeqichang，danyonggengliuchang、gengkuazhangyidiandexiantiaogoule。

zhongdiantuchutaneishuangbeisuifabanyan、queruilidenengdongsirendeyanshen——suiranzhaopianlikanbuqing，danyishuma，

yuanyushenghuogaoyushenghuo！wojita“hua”shang！

yishuangjiqichuanshende、weiweixiachui、daizhesanfenliangbosanfenjiqiaosifenmanbujingxindeyanmou，

peishangneijinmindechunxian，huotuotuoyigewulixigaolingzhihua。zuiguanjiandeyibulaile！wozaihuamiandeyouxiajiao，

yongwozichuangde、lvedaiyuanrunkeaidanyoubushichaofenglidudeziti，peishangneijujinguangshanshan（zimianyisi，

wojialejinsemiaobiantexiao）、zhidiyoushengdelinghunpeiwen——【erdengfanren.jpg】dagonggaocheng！

kanzhepingmushangxinxianchulude、sanfazhenongnongchaofengdebiaoqingbaojiezuo，womanyidimiqileyan。ng，

shentaibuzhuojingzhun，chaofenglidumax，peiwengengshishenlaizhibi！

jueduishiwo“yanmiaodenaodonggongchang”jinqidedianfengzhizuo！「ok！」

wodeyiyangyangdibasuxiaodeshoujidiuhuijita，shunshoujiubazheizhangxinxianreladebiaoqingbao，

liantonglingwaijizhangzhiqianhuahaodecunhuo——【xueshenのmieshi.gif】（yigejiangyuweiweitaiyankanren，

yanshenlixiezhe“zheidoubuhui？”dedongtu）【wurao，

suantizhong.jpg】（taditoukanshudelengmocelian）dabaoshangchuandaolewodeniminglaochao，

“nandabaixiaosheng”luntandeguanshuiqu。biaotijiujiandancubao：【gaolingzhihuaderichang】xiliebiaoqingbao，

xinxianchulu，ziqubuxie！keyidehua，huanyingyonglianzhifubanquanfei！(goutoubaoming)gaoding！fasong！

wowangyizishangyitan，zhangzhangtulekouqi。shijieqingjingle，lianchuangwaideyangguangdouxiandegewaimingmei。「yan！xi！」

suxiaopengzheshouji，kanzhepingmushangneizhangxinxianchulude【erdengfanren.jpg】，yanjingdengdebitonglinghaida，

shengyindouzaifazhan。「ni！nijuran！tianna！nizheibiaoqingbaokebishenyanmanhuayougengduole，hao！hao！hao！

haihuadezheime……zheimelinghun！hahahaha」tajidongdeyuwulunci，puguolaizhuazhuwodejianbangkuangyao，

「nizhidaozheiyiweizheshenmema？xixi！」wobeitayaodetouyunyanhua，

ganjinpaikaitadezhuazi：「yiweizhewozhongyuqingjingle！yiweizhewodenaodongdedaoleshifang！dong？」

suxiaoduizhewobaoyilegemizhiweixiao，zhuazheshoujisuohuizijichuangshang，shouzhifeikuaidizaipingmushangchuochuodiandian，

zuiliniannianyouci：「falefale！shenzuo！bixudingshangqu！

rangquanshijiedoukandaowojiaxixidecaihuahejiangyudeshenyan！juepeidingpeitianxianpei……」

wolandelizheigexianruziwogonglvedefengnvren，daishangerji，diankaiwozhuigengdemanhua，

zhunbeixiangshouyixiajiuweide、bubei“jiangyu”erzihongzhadeningjingshiguang。raner，zheifenningjing，

biwoxiangxiangzhongposuidegengkuai，yegeng……jingsong。***shishizhengming，

zai“nandabaixiaosheng”zheigerenjun5gchonglang、xiujueminruiruchadenimingluntanli，

yizhangjingzhuncaizhongdazhonghighdian、chaofenglidulaman、zhujiaohaishifengyunrenwudebiaoqingbao，

qichuanbosuduhebaozhaweili，kanbizaiwulishiyanshiliyinbaoleyikexiaodanglianghedan。

youqizheizhangbiaoqingbaodezhujiao，

shuozhongyiniandaotoubiaoqingbodongbuchaoguosangexiangsudian、zhuiqiuzhenengraocaochangsanquandewulixigaolingzhihua——jiangyu。

【gaolingzhihuaderichang】 zheigetiezi，feisudebeidingshangleluntanguanshuiqudeshouye，

houmiangenzheyigexianhongciyande“bao”zibiaoqian。

tiezilidehuifushuadefeikuai：1l（nimingcha1hao）：**wc！shafa！

【erdengfanren.jpg】hahahahahaha！louzhushidongchaofengde！shenpeiwen！zheiyanshen！juele！

wulixijiangyubenzunkanledouxiangdianzan（bushi）！**2l（nimingcha2hao）：**hahahaha！

louzhuyongshi！gannajiangdalaokaishuan！zheibocaozuo6a！【wurao，suantizhong.jpg】taizhenshile！

shangcixiangwentati，beizheiyanshenzhijiequantuisanlidi！baocunlebaocunle！doutuxinwuqi！

**15l（wulixixiaotouming）：**zuoweiwulixidicengsesefadou……louzhubaozhong！

suiran……zhendehuadehaochuanshena！tebieshineigeyanshen！

jiuzheiyang……beiwei.jpg**47l（nimingcha47hao）：**zhiyouwoyigerenhaoqilouzhushisheima？

‘yanmiaodenaodonggongchang’dada？！**48l（nimingcha48hao）：**！！！‘yanmiao’taitai！

taitai！ninzhongyuduiwulixizhiguangxiashoulema？！gandepiaoliang！**tiezireduchixubiaosheng，

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wodaizheerji，manhuazhengkandaonannvzhushenqingduishideguanjianqingjie。zhidao——「a——————！！！！」

yishengfenbeijigaode、hunhezhejiduzhenjinghekuangxidejianjiao，chuantoulewodeerjigeyin，zhichongwodetianlinggai！

「suxiao！niguijiaoshenme！」woyibachexiaerji，

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lenglie——**jiangyu（wulixi-shimingrenzheng）**huifudeneirong，

gengshijianduandexiangyiketourushenshuidezhadan：**【gaolingzhihuaderichang】xiliebiaoqingbao，xinxianchulu，

ziqubuxie！keyidehua，huanyingyonglianzhifubanquanfei！(goutoubaoming)banquanguishucunyi，xushangtaojiejuefangan。

**shijianxianshi：ganggang，1fenzhongqian。hong——！woganjuezijinaoziliyoushenmedongxizhakaile。

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！】****【‘banquanguishucunyi’……pu！jiangshenhaoyanjin！ligongnandelangman（？）？

suoyininlaojuedeshenme‘fangan’bijiaoheshi？】****【ba！kuaiba‘yanmiaodenaodonggongchang’！

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jiangyuyehuole！wodecpyibiaoqingbaodexingshixianhuoyibule！hahahaha！wojiuzhidao！」

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zheitingqilaixiangshiyaojiwofalvshihan！」「pidelvshihan！」suxiaoyigeliyudatingzuoqilai，

「tayaoshixiangzhuijiu，zhijiezhaoguanliyuanshantiefenghaobujiuwanle？haiteyiliuyanjini？

zheimingxianjiushichuangzaojihuigennidahuaa！‘shangtaojiejuefangan’！duomewanmeidejiekou！jiangshenzenmezheimehuia！

」wo：「……」haimeilaidejiyongwopinjideyuyanfanbosuxiaozheiqiangdadecpnaoluoji，

wodeshoujijiufengkuangdizhendongqilai。woduosuozhenaqishouji，jiesuopingmu。

weixintubiaoshangneigexianhongde“99+”chadianshanxiawodegouyan。

banjiqun、shetuanqun、sushexiaoqun……suoyouwonengxiangdaode、xiangbudaodequn，xiaoxidouzaifengkuangtiaodong。

@wodetishixiangxuehuayiyangpiaochulai。diankaizuihuoyuedebanjiqun，xiaoxiyijingshualejibaitiao：**【zhenjing！

zhongwenxizhiguang！yanxidalao！yuanlainijiushi‘yanmiao’！qingshouxiawodexigai！

@yanxi】****【@yanxidalao！qiuqianming！qiuyuantu！】****【aaa！yanxi！woshiyou！

wojuranhebiaoqingbaojulaoyigesushe！@yanxiqiubaodatui！】****【@yanxijiemei！

goufuguiwuxiangwang！hejiangshenxianxiajidejiaowo！】**wodeshouzhijiangzaipingmushangfang，zheixiashizhenwanle，

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nihuole！quanxiaojiezhideneizhonghuo！jiangshenqinzijinidaideredu！」wobeifendidengletayiyan：「suxiao！

douguaini！yaobushinitiantianjiwokanneixiehutu！wonenghuama？！」「aiya，zheijiaoyuanfentianzhuding！」

suxiaohaobuzaiyidibaibaishou，yijiuchenjinzaitadecphuanxiangli，「nikan，xianzaiduohao！

dajiadouzhidaoshinile！nihejiangshendejuli，yinweizheixiaoxiaodebiaoqingbao，wuxianlajin！

xiayibujiushixianxiajianmian，huohuasijian……」wojuewangdiwuzhuerduo。xianxiajianmian？huohuasijian？

wopabushiyaozhijieshesi，dangchanghuohua！***majiadiaoluodediertian，

woganjuezijixianggexingzoudezhenxidongwu，zouzaixiaoyuanli，

simianbafangtoulaidemuguangdoudaizhetanjiu、haoqihe……biebuzhudexiaoyi。「kan！jiushita！zhongwenxideyanxi！

‘yanmiao’benmiao！」「wa！zhenrenbixiangxiangzhonghaipiaoliang！guaibudenenghuachuneimelinghundebiaoqingbao！」「pu！

kuaikantaneishengwukeliandebiaoqing，xiangbuxiangbeijiangshenzhuabaohoude【chachawuliankuangben.gif】？」「xiaoshengdian！

biebadashihepaole！」wo：「……」jiuzaiwonulijiangdicunzaigan，qidaozhezheichangfengbokuaidianguoqushi，

mingyundechilun（huozheshuo，shifudaoyuandexiaobenben）wuqingdiniansuilewodehuanxiang。「yanxi！」kejian，

fudaoyuanxiaomimidibawojiaodaobangongshi，dijiwoyizhangdayindetongzhi「yingxinwanhui，

zanmenzhongwenxihewulixihezuochugejiemu，zhutishi‘wenlipengzhuang，gongchuangweilai’。xilijueding，

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nineige‘yanmiaodenaodonggongchang’bushitingyoumingma，zhenghaofahuitezhang！」woyanqianyihei，

chadiandangchangbiaoyanyigeyuandihunjue。wenlipengzhuang？gongchuangweilai？wokanshiwodeshesihejiangyudebingshanlianpengzhuang，

gongchuangyigedaxinggangaxianchangba！「laoshi……」woshituzhengzha，shengyindaizhezhanyin，

「zheige……wozuijinlingganyoudiankujie……erqiewulixineibian……」「wulixineibiannibuyongdanxin！」

fudaoyuandashouyihui，zhandingjietie，「tamenfuzejiemuhexindekejibufen，fuzerenshijiangyutongxue，

jishudaniu！nimenzhenghaokeyiduogoutongjiaoliu！wokanhaonieyanxi！jiayou！」fudaoyuanpailepaiwodejianbang，

yanshenlichongmanle“zuzhixinrenni”deguangmang。jiang！yu！tingdaozheigemingzideshunjian，

woganjuewodexueyedouninggule。zouchubangongshi，wojiaobuxufu，ganjuetiankongdoushihuiande。

suxiaobuzhicongnalimaochulai，yibagouzhuwodebozi，lianshangshihaobuyanshidekuangxi：「wasai！xixi！

nihejiangshenyaohezuole！guanfangrenzhengdecpzuhe！wenlilianyin！tianzuozhihe！wodetieziyouyouxinsucaile！」

woshengwukeliandikanzheta：「xiaoxiao，woxianzaizhixiangshenqingtuixue。」「bieya！」suxiaoyaohuangzhewo，

「duohaodejihui！jinshuiloutaixiandeyue！xianxiajiechu！yanshenjiaoliu！xiangxiangjiujidong！」

***disanzhang xianxiadaibu！gaolingzhihuadangmianzhuitaobiaoqingbaobanquanyingxinwanhuidiyicilianhecaipai，

dingzaizhouwuxiawudexuexiaodalitanghoutai。wobaozhewodeshuweibanhebijibendiannao，

xianggejijiangbenfuxingchangdeyongshi，yibusannuodicengjinlehoutai。limianyijingyoubushaorenle，

wulixidejishuzuzhengzaidiaoshigezhongkanqilaijiuhengaokejideshebei，dengguangshanshuo，xianlanchanrao。

zhongwenxifuzejiemubianpaidetongxuezezailingyibiantaolunzheshenme。wodemuguangxiangleidayiyang，

xiaoxinyiyidisaoguorenqun。ranhou，jingzhundisuodingzaileneigezuixianyan、yezuirangwotoupifamadeshenyingshang。

jiangyu。tachuanzheyijianjiandandeheisetxu，chendefusegenglengbai。zhengweiweiwanzheyao，

zhuanzhudidiaoshizheyigelianjiezhehaojitiaoshujuxiande、kanqilaixiangmouzhongganyingqideyinseshebei。celianxiantiaolengjun，

yanshenzhuanzhu，zhoushensanfazhe“moailaozi”deshengrenwujinqichang。wodexinzangbuzhengqidikaishidongdongkuangtiao，

shouxinshunjianmaohan，zhenrenbizhaopianhebiaoqingbaochongjiliqiangyibaibei！woganjindixiatou，jiazhuangzijishikongqi，

suozaijiaoluoyigeduimandaojuxiangdeyinyingli，nulijiangdicunzaigan。「yanxi！zheibian！」

yigefuzejiemubianpaidexuejiekandaolewo，reqingdizhaoshou。「kuailai！

zhenghaowulixineibianshebeidiaoshidechabuduole，jiangtongxueshuoxuyaogennigoutongyixiahudonghuanjiedeshijuesheji！」

wo：「……」xuejie，nizhenshiwoqinxuejie！zhongmukuikuizhixia，wozhinengyingzhetoupi，baozhewodezhuangbei，

yibuyicengdinuoleguoqu。meiyibudouxiangshicaizaijijiangyinbaodedileishang。jiangyusihudiaoshiwanle，zhiqishen。