《村霸抢我大学通知书后悔了》 小说介绍
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xianzhangnverqianglewodedaxuetongzhishu,bawoshierniandesuoyoujiangzhuangcaijinfenkeng:
“xianzhuangyuanyouzenmeyang?wobashixianzhang,qiangnidetongzhishubushiqingqingsongsong?dingnidemingzishangxuewohaijuedeexinni!”
woquzhaoxiaozhangbangmang,tasuiwoyikou,bawoehenhentuichupingfang,quebeitazhidaole。
xianzhangnverdaizheyiqunrenhegunzitiexian,bawoduzaixiangzilidaleyidun,daduanlezuotui,baizheleyoushougu,bawoguazaixiongkoudexunzhangrengjinlefenkeng:
“youniangshengmeiniangyangdewandanwanyi,haiganqugaowodezhuang!”
wokuzheliangundaipadiqianghuilai,neikeshiwobamanaminghuanlaiderongyu!
1、
1978nianxiatian,ganghuifugaokao,zhilejiaodeguozao。
xianzhangnverhewenxiakaoshangleqinghua,xianzhangxiongkoudoudaizhedahonghua,chuanzhebitingdezhongshanzhuang,hewenxiayechuanzhebuheshendeqipaoguazi,yifuguaiqiaoyangzi。
wozhanzaimenkou,shouxinlizuanzhewodegaokaochengjidan,mingmingshiquanshengdiyi。
kewodaoxianzaihaimeishoudaotongzhishu。
“yo,zheibushizanmencundegaocaishengma?”
hewenxiahuangzheshoulineifenggaizhexianhongyinzhangdetongzhishu,dabuchaowozoulai,zuijiaogouqixixuedexiao:
“zenme,dengnidetongzhishu?hahahaha,gaosuni,tazaiwoshoushang!”
zenmekeneng?wokaodebitahaoshibei,pingshenme?
wohongzheyansisidingzheta,shengyindouzaifazhan:“zheibenlaishiwode......”
“你的?”
talenghengyisheng,pailepaishenshangdetu。
“niyiweichengjihaojiunengchurentoudi?nibudongzheigeshehuiweizhesheizhuan。”
“worangnibangwokaoshidaikao,nibuken,nizhuangshenmeqinggao?”
tayanliquanshiqingmie,manyouyoudiduobudaowomianqian,dingzhewodeyanjing,yadishengyinxiao:
“zuihoubuhaishigemeidiemeiniangdekelianchong?”
woyaojinya,quantousisizuanzhe:“gaokaoganghuifu,daikaoyaoshibeifaxian,huiquxiaogaokaozige......”
“滚!”
tataishoujiushihenhenyibazhang,shoushangdezhijiahuadewolianshengteng:
“wozhangzheimeda,haimeijianguosheiganjujuewo!”
jigegenbancoushanglai,xixiaozhewen:“wenwenjie,womenqunaerwan?”
“yourenqianliangtianjiwobasonglejijinniurou,womenchidianhaode。”
hewenxiashuaileshuaishou,madao:“darenzhenlei。”
shenhoudenvshengweilebajieta,quantouhejiaoyudianyiyangluozaiwoshenshang,wolianzhengzhadeliqidoumeiyoule。
tamenjiuzhewodetoufa,bawodeliananzaishuinidishang。
hewenxiafuxiashen,kanzhewolangbeidemoyang,dixiaodao:“zhidaojiedelihaile?”
tamenxiaonaozhe,chuailewojijiao,caizhongyusanqu。
zouzhiqian,hewenxiachaowoshenshangcuileyikou。
woguizaidishang,quantousisizazainituli,yanqianyipianmohu。
zheimeduonian,wopinlemingdushu,yiweikaoshangdaxuejiunengtaolizheigeguidifang,kedaotoulaiyiqiedouchengletade。
wotangzaidishang,shenshangxiangshisanlejia,zuijiaodexueyididiluozaineizhangchengjidanshang,yunkaiyipiananse。
我又想爸妈了。
tamenshijunrenshouhuzhezheigeguojia,xishengzhihoulianshigudoubunengguijia,mubeishangdoubunengkexiazhenshidexingming。
kenimenpinsishouhudexinzhongguo,jiushijizheizhong**xiangledema?
wonulilezheimeduonianxiangkaochuqu,xiangbaituohewenxia,keshihoulai,pingshenmewoderenshengshuomeijiumeile?
我不甘心!
2、
tongzhishubujianle,wozhinengquzhaoxiaozhang。
neifengxinshijidaoxuexiaode,xiaozhangyidingzhidao。
wotuozheshanghenleileideshenti,yingchengzhewangcunliweiyipingfangzou。
tuikaixiaozhangdemen,xiaozhangzhengchouzhehanyan,jiandaowozheifumoyang,taweiweiyileng:“ni......zheishizenmele?”
womeiyouhuida,wozhishisisizuanzheneizhanggaokaochengjidan,yanjingyizhabuzhadidingzheta:“xiaozhang,wodetongzhishuni?”
wulichenmolejimiao,xiaozhangdemuguangshanshuoleyixia,suijixiaolexiao:“kenenghaizaiyoujidelushangba。”
woxinliyijin,qiangyaxiabuan,yazhesangzishuo:
“tashijidaoxuexiaode,nengbunengbangwozhaozhao?shibushidiaozaizhuozifengli,huozhebiededifang?”
xiaozhangdexiaoyixiaoshile,yanshenbiandelengmo:“buyaodecunjinchi。”
“woshuomeiyou,jiushimeiyou。”
tadeshengyindichen,daizheyisibunai,“nizheiyangduoduobiren,buzhizunbei,wokeyirangrenkounimendaduidefen!”
woxinlimengdiyichen,putongyishengguizaitamianqian,yanleizaiyankuanglidazhuan:
“xiaozhang,qiuqiuni......nishixiaxiangzhiqing,nizhidaodushuyouduozhongyao,wozheimenuli......”
“qilai!”xiaozhangzhouqimei,shenshoubawozhuaiqilai,yuqisenleng,“jiejuyiding,nigaibule!”
wodexinxiangshibeirenyidaodaowanzhe,mengditaiqitou:
“keshiwodefenshuzugoule!qianjinianzheichengjiwenwende!jinnianwoyechaoguolefenshuxianshijifen,pingshenmemeiyouwodetongzhishu?”
xiaozhangbikaiwodemuguang,shengyindandande:
“renjiachaochangfahuile,mingejiuneimeduo,nirenmingba。”
“可是——”
“nishengshengba,zirendaomei。”
wozaiyerenbuzhu,sihouchusheng:
“tamenzheiyangshiweifade!maomingdingtigaokaotongzhishushiyaozuolaode!jingaokaogangkaifang,chadekendingyan!”
huayinweiluo,xiaozhangdelianseshuadiyibian,yibajiangwowangwaituiqu:
“gunchuqu!laozizaonielelainimencunxiaxiang!”
wocubujifang,beitatuilegelieju,diechumenwai,zhongzhongshuaizaidishang。
yefengchuilai,woquansuozaicaochangbian,wangzhedishangbeiyueguanglazhangdeyingzi,xinliyipianbingleng。
wogulinglingde,yigeren。
ruguobamanimenhaizai,kandaowobianchengzheiyang,nimenhuibuhuihouhuidangchudexuanze?
wohuanghudipashangleyijiatuolaji。
denghuohunhuang,yuanchudexianchengruoyinruoxian。
woditoukanzhezijideshou,duonianpinmingdushu,daotoulaiquelianzijideweilaidoushoubuzhu,huozhehaiyoushenmeyisi?
shenhouhuranchuanlaixisudejiaobusheng,womengdihuitou。
是何雯霞。
tabuguangdaizhepingrilixiaozhangbahudenvshengmen,haidaizhejigehunhun,bufalingli,lianshangdaizhebaonu,yibubuchaowobijin。
“zhangbenshile,jingranganquzhaoxiaozhanggaozhuang?”
hewenxialengxiao,yanshenyinzhi,“shibushihuonile?”
3、
jigexiaohunhunyiyongershang,anzhuwojiushiyidunquandajiaoti。
hewenxiamamalielie,zuijiaoguazhechaonongdexiao,“sheirangnitianshengjiushigetianshaguxing,lianzijidiemadoukesile?”
wonaoziwengdiyixiazhale,nuhuochongshangxintou,mengditaishoutuiletayiba。
tabeiwotuideliangqianglejibu,shunjianborandanu,henhenshanlewoyibazhang,zhuantouhoudao:
“给我把她按住!”
hewenxialengxiao,niezhewodexiabawangshangyiti,“wodaoyaokanninengrendaoshenmeshihou!”
“rangzheigegunrenjiwoguixia!”
woyaojinyaguan,bukenditou。
hewenxialianseyichen,congjiaoshangchexiayizhipodongwazi,henhensaijinwozuili,yijiaocaizaiwodetoushang:
“磕头!”
wosisitaitoudengzheta,yanlimanshihenyi。
hewenxialiansechedilengle,yanshenyinzhi:
“xinga,haitingyingqi。”
tazhaolezhaoshou,pangbiandexiaodichaoqiyibatiexian,duizhewodexiaotuihenhenzaxia!
咔嚓!
zuanxindetengtongshunjianxijuanquanshen,wozhenggerenjuliedichouchu,yanqianyihei,zuilifachuyishengsixinliefeidecanjiao!
“worangnigui,nibugui?!”
wotengdefadou,hunshenlenghan,shuangtuiwanquanshiqulezhijue。
jitongzhixia,woyikouyaoshanglehewenxiadegebo。
她吃痛,对着我踹:
“滚人!松口!”
danwohaishisisizuanjinquantou,yaojinyaguan,buditou!
hewenxiabeiwojinu,zhuazhewodeyilingyoushiyiquanzazaiwoduzishang,wotengdeganou,danjiushibusongkou。
hunhunmenjianzhuang,henhenchaowodexiabazaleyiquan,xuexingweishunjianchongmankouqiang。
wozhongyuzhichengbuzhu,songkaileyaguan,zuijiaodexueshunzhexiabadiluo。
hewenxiarouzhegebokanzhewolangbeidemoyang,manyidixiaole:
“zenme,buyingqile?”
“nizhibuzhidaonibawoyaochengzheiyang,wobanengjinisongjinqu?!”
tashenshouzaiwoshenshangluanmo,huranmodaowobozishangdeyikuaixiaotiepai,dunshilailexingqu,yibazhuailechulai。
yueguangxia,neimeichenjiudexunzhangsanfazheweiruodeguang。
“zaojiutingshuonishenshangzangzhegebaobei,yuanlaishizheige。”
hewenxianazhexunzhangfanlaifuqudikan,duizheyueguangqiaolebantian,chixiaodao:
“jiuzheikuaipotie?nidaoshihudejin。”
woyanjingmengdizhengda,pinmingzhengzha,dantuiyijingfeile,genbendongbule。
“还想抢回去?”
pangbiandexiaohunhunhenhenyijiaocaizaiwodezuogeboshang。
咔嚓!
左臂断了!
jutongrangwolenghanzhimao,sizhibingliang,danwoquesisidingzhehewenxiashoulidexunzhang——
neishiwobamayongminghuanlaidedongxi!
“呵,宝贝得很?”
hewenxianiezhexunzhang,lengxiaoyisheng,chaopangbiandefenkengnulenuzui,“neijiurangnichangchangtadeziwei。”
huayingangluo,tashouyisong,padayisheng,xunzhangdiaojinleneimanshiwuhuidekengli,shunjianmeilezongying。
“有本事去掏啊!”
hewenxiashuangshoubaoxiong,manlianxixue。
zhouweidexiaohunhundunshihongxiaoqilai:
“zheidongxibushiminggenzima?zenmebuqulaoa?”
wosisidingzheneigeheiqiqidekeng,naoziwengwengzuoxiang。
爸,妈......
nimenpinsihuanlaidexunzhang,beirenrengjinlefenkeng,erwoquewunengweili。
juewangxiangchaoshuiyiyangyanmeilewodelizhi,wodeshentibiwogengkuaiyibudongleqilai。
jiaoxiayihua,congtuolajishanggunlexiaqu,langbeididiedaozaidishang,suijiyongjinshengdeyoushouchengdi,chaofenkengpaqu。
sizhoushunjiananjingleyimiao。
“tabuhuizhenqulaoba?”
xiaohunhunmenjinghuchusheng,youxianeyouxingfendikanzhewo,xiangshizaikanyigeguaiwu。
hewenxianiezhebizi,yanshenmanshibuxie:
“youniangshengmeiniangyangdexiaogunren,zhenhuiqi。”
chouqixuntian,wuhuifangun,woquexiangshikanbujianwenbudao,shuangyanzhidingzheneipianheishui,shouzailimianhuluanfanzhao。
zhijianchupengdaodeshiyipianhuanidewuni,wogubudeexin,jixuzaiqizhongmosuo,napasizhiwuli,napajutongzuanxin,woyebukenfangqi。
yinweineishibamaliujiwodedongxi,shitamenyongshengminghuanlaiderongyao!
tamensile,lianmubeishangdoumeiyoumingzi,lianguhuidouwufaluoyeguigen。
zheigeshijieqiantamendetaiduole,weiyiliuxiade,jiuzhiyouzheimeixunzhang,kexianzaiwoliantadoubaobuzhule?
wotaiqitou,xiaozhanghexianzhangjiuzhanzaiwomianqian。
xiaozhangdelianshangshizhenjinghechiyi,erxianzhanghejun,zeshiyilianlengmo。
sizhouchedianjingle,xiaohunhunmenyemeizairangrang。
wozhandouzhecongdishangpaqilai,jitamenkuzheshuoleshiqing。
xiaozhangdezuibazhanglezhang,kanzhewozheifumoyang,yandishanguoyisidongyao。
danhaibudengtakaikou,xianzhangyijinglengxiaochusheng,daduanlewodehua:“e?nishuowoguinvmaomingdingti,youzhengjuma?”
woyizheng,lenglengdikanzheta。
“meiyouzhengjudehua,doushinizijideyixiang。”xianzhangshensedanran,yanlishenzhidaizheyisixixue。
meiyouzhengju?tamendangzhequancunrendemiannazhewodetongzhishuyaowuyangwei,xianzaiqueyaowonazhengju?
woqidefadou,siyazhesangzihouchulai:“xiaozhang,nimingmingzhidaode!”
xiaozhangdemuguangshanduoleyixia,suijilianseyichen,dishengmadao:“goule!”
tashenxiyikouqi,zhuantoukanxiangxianzhang,yuqichanmeidixiaolexiao:
“xianzhangninfangxin,zheigexueshengzuijinqingxubutaiwending,jirantayijingchuxianyixiangzhengzhuang,neiwozheijiuanpairenkaigejingshenbingzhengming,rangtachedianjingxialai。”
wodedanaohongranzhalie,yishunjianganjuetianxuandizhuan。
4、
wobanaodaihenhenkezaixianzhangganjingdebuxieshang,kedeetoushengteng,quegubushangzheixie。
erbian,shihewuhuadekuangxiao,“zangsile,nibawobadexiedounongzangle!”
xiaozhangzhanzaipangbian,lenglengdikanzhewo:“haibudaoqian?”
xianzhangdenverhewenxiadeyidixiaozhe,wanzhetabadegebozhuanshenjiuzou。linzouqian,tahurantingxiajiaobu,huitouchongwoqingpiaopiaodidao:
“tongxueliunian,woyuanliangniwuxianwole。”
woyijingbeitaqifuliunianle。
xuexiaoli,taqiangzouwodeweishengdai,wolangbeidisuozaizuoweishang,kuzihedengzishangquanshixue。
tahaiteyijiaolailenansheng,rangtamenweiguanwodejiongtai。
wokuzhebaojing,jingchalailequezhishidandanyiju:“renjiashixianzhangdenver,nizijianfenyidianba。”
wosongkailezaoyibeixuejintoudeshouzhang,luchuzhangxinlijinjinzuanzhededongxi——neimeibeiwocongfenkenglilaochulaidexunzhang。
zheidongxi......youshenmeyongni?
爸妈能回来吗?
wonengbubeihewenxiaqifuma?
wonengnahuiwozijidetongzhishuma?!
wobuzhidaozijishizenmechengzhebantiaoming,yidiandianpadaolezhubingbande。
tianyijingheile,wodeshouzhangmodexueroumohu,lianpadoupadebuwen。
shaobingkanlebantiancaifaxiandishangjingranpazhegeren,hedao:“zheilishijunshizhudi,budeshanchuang!”
woliangebodoutaibuqilai,zhinengyongzuihoudeliqi,bazhangxindedongxirenglechuqu。
neimeiranlexueji、daizheechoudexunzhang,padiyishengluozaidishang。
shaobinglengzhule,kuaibushangqianjianqixunzhang,muguangluozaishangmiandekezishi,shenqingdouranyibian。
村霸抢我大学通知书后悔了