村霸抢我大学通知书后悔了
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xianzhangnverqianglewodedaxuetongzhishu，bawoshierniandesuoyoujiangzhuangcaijinfenkeng：
“xianzhuangyuanyouzenmeyang？wobashixianzhang，qiangnidetongzhishubushiqingqingsongsong？dingnidemingzishangxuewohaijuedeexinni！”
woquzhaoxiaozhangbangmang，tasuiwoyikou，bawoehenhentuichupingfang，quebeitazhidaole。
xianzhangnverdaizheyiqunrenhegunzitiexian，bawoduzaixiangzilidaleyidun，daduanlezuotui，baizheleyoushougu，bawoguazaixiongkoudexunzhangrengjinlefenkeng：
“youniangshengmeiniangyangdewandanwanyi，haiganqugaowodezhuang！”
wokuzheliangundaipadiqianghuilai，neikeshiwobamanaminghuanlaiderongyu！
1、
1978nianxiatian，ganghuifugaokao，zhilejiaodeguozao。
xianzhangnverhewenxiakaoshangleqinghua，xianzhangxiongkoudoudaizhedahonghua，chuanzhebitingdezhongshanzhuang，hewenxiayechuanzhebuheshendeqipaoguazi，yifuguaiqiaoyangzi。
wozhanzaimenkou，shouxinlizuanzhewodegaokaochengjidan，mingmingshiquanshengdiyi。
kewodaoxianzaihaimeishoudaotongzhishu。
“yo，zheibushizanmencundegaocaishengma？”
hewenxiahuangzheshoulineifenggaizhexianhongyinzhangdetongzhishu，dabuchaowozoulai，zuijiaogouqixixuedexiao：
“zenme，dengnidetongzhishu？hahahaha，gaosuni，tazaiwoshoushang！”
zenmekeneng？wokaodebitahaoshibei，pingshenme？
wohongzheyansisidingzheta，shengyindouzaifazhan：“zheibenlaishiwode......”
“你的？”
talenghengyisheng，pailepaishenshangdetu。
“niyiweichengjihaojiunengchurentoudi？nibudongzheigeshehuiweizhesheizhuan。”
“worangnibangwokaoshidaikao，nibuken，nizhuangshenmeqinggao？”
tayanliquanshiqingmie，manyouyoudiduobudaowomianqian，dingzhewodeyanjing，yadishengyinxiao：
“zuihoubuhaishigemeidiemeiniangdekelianchong？”
woyaojinya，quantousisizuanzhe：“gaokaoganghuifu，daikaoyaoshibeifaxian，huiquxiaogaokaozige......”
“滚！”
tataishoujiushihenhenyibazhang，shoushangdezhijiahuadewolianshengteng：
“wozhangzheimeda，haimeijianguosheiganjujuewo！”
jigegenbancoushanglai，xixiaozhewen：“wenwenjie，womenqunaerwan？”
“yourenqianliangtianjiwobasonglejijinniurou，womenchidianhaode。”
hewenxiashuaileshuaishou，madao：“darenzhenlei。”
shenhoudenvshengweilebajieta，quantouhejiaoyudianyiyangluozaiwoshenshang，wolianzhengzhadeliqidoumeiyoule。
tamenjiuzhewodetoufa，bawodeliananzaishuinidishang。
hewenxiafuxiashen，kanzhewolangbeidemoyang，dixiaodao：“zhidaojiedelihaile？”
tamenxiaonaozhe，chuailewojijiao，caizhongyusanqu。
zouzhiqian，hewenxiachaowoshenshangcuileyikou。
woguizaidishang，quantousisizazainituli，yanqianyipianmohu。
zheimeduonian，wopinlemingdushu，yiweikaoshangdaxuejiunengtaolizheigeguidifang，kedaotoulaiyiqiedouchengletade。
wotangzaidishang，shenshangxiangshisanlejia，zuijiaodexueyididiluozaineizhangchengjidanshang，yunkaiyipiananse。
我又想爸妈了。
tamenshijunrenshouhuzhezheigeguojia，xishengzhihoulianshigudoubunengguijia，mubeishangdoubunengkexiazhenshidexingming。
kenimenpinsishouhudexinzhongguo，jiushijizheizhong**xiangledema？
wonulilezheimeduonianxiangkaochuqu，xiangbaituohewenxia，keshihoulai，pingshenmewoderenshengshuomeijiumeile？
我不甘心！
2、
tongzhishubujianle，wozhinengquzhaoxiaozhang。
neifengxinshijidaoxuexiaode，xiaozhangyidingzhidao。
wotuozheshanghenleileideshenti，yingchengzhewangcunliweiyipingfangzou。
tuikaixiaozhangdemen，xiaozhangzhengchouzhehanyan，jiandaowozheifumoyang，taweiweiyileng：“ni......zheishizenmele？”
womeiyouhuida，wozhishisisizuanzheneizhanggaokaochengjidan，yanjingyizhabuzhadidingzheta：“xiaozhang，wodetongzhishuni？”
wulichenmolejimiao，xiaozhangdemuguangshanshuoleyixia，suijixiaolexiao：“kenenghaizaiyoujidelushangba。”
woxinliyijin，qiangyaxiabuan，yazhesangzishuo：
“tashijidaoxuexiaode，nengbunengbangwozhaozhao？shibushidiaozaizhuozifengli，huozhebiededifang？”
xiaozhangdexiaoyixiaoshile，yanshenbiandelengmo：“buyaodecunjinchi。”
“woshuomeiyou，jiushimeiyou。”
tadeshengyindichen，daizheyisibunai，“nizheiyangduoduobiren，buzhizunbei，wokeyirangrenkounimendaduidefen！”
woxinlimengdiyichen，putongyishengguizaitamianqian，yanleizaiyankuanglidazhuan：
“xiaozhang，qiuqiuni......nishixiaxiangzhiqing，nizhidaodushuyouduozhongyao，wozheimenuli......”
“qilai！”xiaozhangzhouqimei，shenshoubawozhuaiqilai，yuqisenleng，“jiejuyiding，nigaibule！”
wodexinxiangshibeirenyidaodaowanzhe，mengditaiqitou：
“keshiwodefenshuzugoule！qianjinianzheichengjiwenwende！jinnianwoyechaoguolefenshuxianshijifen，pingshenmemeiyouwodetongzhishu？”
xiaozhangbikaiwodemuguang，shengyindandande：
“renjiachaochangfahuile，mingejiuneimeduo，nirenmingba。”
“可是——”
“nishengshengba，zirendaomei。”
wozaiyerenbuzhu，sihouchusheng：
“tamenzheiyangshiweifade！maomingdingtigaokaotongzhishushiyaozuolaode！jingaokaogangkaifang，chadekendingyan！”
huayinweiluo，xiaozhangdelianseshuadiyibian，yibajiangwowangwaituiqu：
“gunchuqu！laozizaonielelainimencunxiaxiang！”
wocubujifang，beitatuilegelieju，diechumenwai，zhongzhongshuaizaidishang。
yefengchuilai，woquansuozaicaochangbian，wangzhedishangbeiyueguanglazhangdeyingzi，xinliyipianbingleng。
wogulinglingde，yigeren。
ruguobamanimenhaizai，kandaowobianchengzheiyang，nimenhuibuhuihouhuidangchudexuanze？
wohuanghudipashangleyijiatuolaji。
denghuohunhuang，yuanchudexianchengruoyinruoxian。
woditoukanzhezijideshou，duonianpinmingdushu，daotoulaiquelianzijideweilaidoushoubuzhu，huozhehaiyoushenmeyisi？
shenhouhuranchuanlaixisudejiaobusheng，womengdihuitou。
是何雯霞。
tabuguangdaizhepingrilixiaozhangbahudenvshengmen，haidaizhejigehunhun，bufalingli，lianshangdaizhebaonu，yibubuchaowobijin。
“zhangbenshile，jingranganquzhaoxiaozhanggaozhuang？”
hewenxialengxiao，yanshenyinzhi，“shibushihuonile？”
3、
jigexiaohunhunyiyongershang，anzhuwojiushiyidunquandajiaoti。
hewenxiamamalielie，zuijiaoguazhechaonongdexiao，“sheirangnitianshengjiushigetianshaguxing，lianzijidiemadoukesile？”
wonaoziwengdiyixiazhale，nuhuochongshangxintou，mengditaishoutuiletayiba。
tabeiwotuideliangqianglejibu，shunjianborandanu，henhenshanlewoyibazhang，zhuantouhoudao：
“给我把她按住！”
hewenxialengxiao，niezhewodexiabawangshangyiti，“wodaoyaokanninengrendaoshenmeshihou！”
“rangzheigegunrenjiwoguixia！”
woyaojinyaguan，bukenditou。
hewenxialianseyichen，congjiaoshangchexiayizhipodongwazi，henhensaijinwozuili，yijiaocaizaiwodetoushang：
“磕头！”
wosisitaitoudengzheta，yanlimanshihenyi。
hewenxialiansechedilengle，yanshenyinzhi：
“xinga，haitingyingqi。”
tazhaolezhaoshou，pangbiandexiaodichaoqiyibatiexian，duizhewodexiaotuihenhenzaxia！
咔嚓！
zuanxindetengtongshunjianxijuanquanshen，wozhenggerenjuliedichouchu，yanqianyihei，zuilifachuyishengsixinliefeidecanjiao！
“worangnigui，nibugui？！”
wotengdefadou，hunshenlenghan，shuangtuiwanquanshiqulezhijue。
jitongzhixia，woyikouyaoshanglehewenxiadegebo。
她吃痛，对着我踹：
“滚人！松口！”
danwohaishisisizuanjinquantou，yaojinyaguan，buditou！
hewenxiabeiwojinu，zhuazhewodeyilingyoushiyiquanzazaiwoduzishang，wotengdeganou，danjiushibusongkou。
hunhunmenjianzhuang，henhenchaowodexiabazaleyiquan，xuexingweishunjianchongmankouqiang。
wozhongyuzhichengbuzhu，songkaileyaguan，zuijiaodexueshunzhexiabadiluo。
hewenxiarouzhegebokanzhewolangbeidemoyang，manyidixiaole：
“zenme，buyingqile？”
“nizhibuzhidaonibawoyaochengzheiyang，wobanengjinisongjinqu？！”
tashenshouzaiwoshenshangluanmo，huranmodaowobozishangdeyikuaixiaotiepai，dunshilailexingqu，yibazhuailechulai。
yueguangxia，neimeichenjiudexunzhangsanfazheweiruodeguang。
“zaojiutingshuonishenshangzangzhegebaobei，yuanlaishizheige。”
hewenxianazhexunzhangfanlaifuqudikan，duizheyueguangqiaolebantian，chixiaodao：
“jiuzheikuaipotie？nidaoshihudejin。”
woyanjingmengdizhengda，pinmingzhengzha，dantuiyijingfeile，genbendongbule。
“还想抢回去？”
pangbiandexiaohunhunhenhenyijiaocaizaiwodezuogeboshang。
咔嚓！
左臂断了！
jutongrangwolenghanzhimao，sizhibingliang，danwoquesisidingzhehewenxiashoulidexunzhang——
neishiwobamayongminghuanlaidedongxi！
“呵，宝贝得很？”
hewenxianiezhexunzhang，lengxiaoyisheng，chaopangbiandefenkengnulenuzui，“neijiurangnichangchangtadeziwei。”
huayingangluo，tashouyisong，padayisheng，xunzhangdiaojinleneimanshiwuhuidekengli，shunjianmeilezongying。
“有本事去掏啊！”
hewenxiashuangshoubaoxiong，manlianxixue。
zhouweidexiaohunhundunshihongxiaoqilai：
“zheidongxibushiminggenzima？zenmebuqulaoa？”
wosisidingzheneigeheiqiqidekeng，naoziwengwengzuoxiang。
爸，妈......
nimenpinsihuanlaidexunzhang，beirenrengjinlefenkeng，erwoquewunengweili。
juewangxiangchaoshuiyiyangyanmeilewodelizhi，wodeshentibiwogengkuaiyibudongleqilai。
jiaoxiayihua，congtuolajishanggunlexiaqu，langbeididiedaozaidishang，suijiyongjinshengdeyoushouchengdi，chaofenkengpaqu。
sizhoushunjiananjingleyimiao。
“tabuhuizhenqulaoba？”
xiaohunhunmenjinghuchusheng，youxianeyouxingfendikanzhewo，xiangshizaikanyigeguaiwu。
hewenxianiezhebizi，yanshenmanshibuxie：
“youniangshengmeiniangyangdexiaogunren，zhenhuiqi。”
chouqixuntian，wuhuifangun，woquexiangshikanbujianwenbudao，shuangyanzhidingzheneipianheishui，shouzailimianhuluanfanzhao。
zhijianchupengdaodeshiyipianhuanidewuni，wogubudeexin，jixuzaiqizhongmosuo，napasizhiwuli，napajutongzuanxin，woyebukenfangqi。
yinweineishibamaliujiwodedongxi，shitamenyongshengminghuanlaiderongyao！
tamensile，lianmubeishangdoumeiyoumingzi，lianguhuidouwufaluoyeguigen。
zheigeshijieqiantamendetaiduole，weiyiliuxiade，jiuzhiyouzheimeixunzhang，kexianzaiwoliantadoubaobuzhule？
wotaiqitou，xiaozhanghexianzhangjiuzhanzaiwomianqian。
xiaozhangdelianshangshizhenjinghechiyi，erxianzhanghejun，zeshiyilianlengmo。
sizhouchedianjingle，xiaohunhunmenyemeizairangrang。
wozhandouzhecongdishangpaqilai，jitamenkuzheshuoleshiqing。
xiaozhangdezuibazhanglezhang，kanzhewozheifumoyang，yandishanguoyisidongyao。
danhaibudengtakaikou，xianzhangyijinglengxiaochusheng，daduanlewodehua：“e？nishuowoguinvmaomingdingti，youzhengjuma？”
woyizheng，lenglengdikanzheta。
“meiyouzhengjudehua，doushinizijideyixiang。”xianzhangshensedanran，yanlishenzhidaizheyisixixue。
meiyouzhengju？tamendangzhequancunrendemiannazhewodetongzhishuyaowuyangwei，xianzaiqueyaowonazhengju？
woqidefadou，siyazhesangzihouchulai：“xiaozhang，nimingmingzhidaode！”
xiaozhangdemuguangshanduoleyixia，suijilianseyichen，dishengmadao：“goule！”
tashenxiyikouqi，zhuantoukanxiangxianzhang，yuqichanmeidixiaolexiao：
“xianzhangninfangxin，zheigexueshengzuijinqingxubutaiwending，jirantayijingchuxianyixiangzhengzhuang，neiwozheijiuanpairenkaigejingshenbingzhengming，rangtachedianjingxialai。”
wodedanaohongranzhalie，yishunjianganjuetianxuandizhuan。
4、
wobanaodaihenhenkezaixianzhangganjingdebuxieshang，kedeetoushengteng，quegubushangzheixie。
erbian，shihewuhuadekuangxiao，“zangsile，nibawobadexiedounongzangle！”
xiaozhangzhanzaipangbian，lenglengdikanzhewo：“haibudaoqian？”
xianzhangdenverhewenxiadeyidixiaozhe，wanzhetabadegebozhuanshenjiuzou。linzouqian，tahurantingxiajiaobu，huitouchongwoqingpiaopiaodidao：
“tongxueliunian，woyuanliangniwuxianwole。”
woyijingbeitaqifuliunianle。
xuexiaoli，taqiangzouwodeweishengdai，wolangbeidisuozaizuoweishang，kuzihedengzishangquanshixue。
tahaiteyijiaolailenansheng，rangtamenweiguanwodejiongtai。
wokuzhebaojing，jingchalailequezhishidandanyiju：“renjiashixianzhangdenver，nizijianfenyidianba。”
wosongkailezaoyibeixuejintoudeshouzhang，luchuzhangxinlijinjinzuanzhededongxi——neimeibeiwocongfenkenglilaochulaidexunzhang。
zheidongxi......youshenmeyongni？
爸妈能回来吗？
wonengbubeihewenxiaqifuma？
wonengnahuiwozijidetongzhishuma？！
wobuzhidaozijishizenmechengzhebantiaoming，yidiandianpadaolezhubingbande。
tianyijingheile，wodeshouzhangmodexueroumohu，lianpadoupadebuwen。
shaobingkanlebantiancaifaxiandishangjingranpazhegeren，hedao：“zheilishijunshizhudi，budeshanchuang！”
woliangebodoutaibuqilai，zhinengyongzuihoudeliqi，bazhangxindedongxirenglechuqu。
neimeiranlexueji、daizheechoudexunzhang，padiyishengluozaidishang。
shaobinglengzhule，kuaibushangqianjianqixunzhang，muguangluozaishangmiandekezishi，shenqingdouranyibian。