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】yigejixiededianziyinzaiwonaozhongxiangqi。【suzhunihao，woshixitong007。
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tashoulizuanzheyibafenglideshuiguodao，daojianduizheziji，daobingquedixianglemianqiandenvhai——baiweiwei。
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xianshibiandiguzedejiatinghuanjing，rangtachanshengziwohuaiyihebeipaoqigan，
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zheiyangba，nihuatayidao，wojiniyibaiwan。hualiangdao，wojiniliangbaiwan。yaoshininengbatanongjinicu，
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xitong：【suzhu，nigangcaihaoaa！buguo……nizheimezhijie，huibuhuihedaoxiaofanpai？
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heyigebeipuaxinaodeerzi，zheijiaojuepei。”wojiangwan，conglaibuzuokuibenmaimai。jielezheigerenwu，
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yanshenfuza，“ni……haoxianghendong。”“budong。”woyaotou，“wozhishikandeduo。guzong，shuwozhiyan，
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ruguonizaibujinxingxiufuheshadu，dengzheigechengxuchedibengkui，nijiudengzhejitashoushiba。
”wobahuashuodehenzhong。yinweiduifuguchenzheizhongren，wenhedequanshuohaowuyongchu。
nibixubazuihuaidejieguoxuelinlindibaizaitamianqian，tacaihuiyousuochudong。“wogaizenmezuo？”tawen。
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”guchenzhoumei：“baijiahewomenshishijiao，zheiyangzuo，buhaojiaodai。”“e，suoyiweilenidemianzi，
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“jinxingxitongxiufu。nixuyaohuashijian，shizhenzhengdeshijian，erbushimeitianhuilaiwenyiju‘zuoyexiewanlema’。
daitachuquwan，peitachifan，gentaliaotian。rangtazhidao，zheigeshijieshang，chulebaiweiwei，haiyourenzaiguanxinta。
”“womeishijian。”taxiayishidihuida。“shijianjiuxiang**，jijizonghuiyoude。
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“disan，yeshizuizhongyaodeyidian。”wokanzheta，yiziyidundishuo，“jitajianlizhengquedefanghuoqiang。
niyaojiaotafenbianshifei，shibiehuangyan，jianlizixin。rangtamingbai，tahenhao，tazhidebeiai，
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woguadiaodianhua，duizhetaxiaolexiao，“nikan，zheiyangbujiushengshiduole？”taniuguotou，kanzhechuangwai，
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4wodejihuahenjiandan，sigezi：yibizhidao。baiweiweibushixihuanzhuangkelian、botongqingma？
neiwojiurangguzebitagengnengyan，bitageng“kelian”。“xiazhouyishixuexiaodeyishujie，