蠢男压错宝
《蠢男压错宝》 小说介绍
chunnanyacuobao，yibuyinrenrushengdexiaoshuozuopin，youmobaibaiqinglidazao。gushizhong，liuyaoyejunjinglileyixiliequzheliqidezaoyu，zhanxianchuyongqi、zhihuihejianrendepinzhi。liuyaoyejunmianduizhetiaozhanhekunnan，tongguonuliyuyili，zuizhongshixianlezijidemubiao。suqianlailejingshen，“zenme？zhongyukaiqiaole？”woyanzhongyipianpingjing，“jishizhisundedaoliwomingbai，zaihaodenanrenyebunengdanwuwogaoshiye。”“gengbuyong……jiangdailingduzhejinruyigelingrennanyiwanghuaideshijie。
《蠢男压错宝》 第一章 免费试读
chiwode、zhuwode、haisuanjiwo？
01
“yejun，caiwuzongjianhewoshuoniyounazijichuquchifandefapiaoqubaoxiaole？”
yejunzuozaibangongshili，wenyantaitoukanwo，tayouxiebuhaoyisidixiaole，“yaoyao，duodadianshia，yejiuyiqianduokuaiqian。”
wotanlekouqi，zuodaoleyejunduimian。
“yejun，gongsisuiranshiwojiade，danshiyebushiwoyigerendegongsi，suoyoucaiwuzouzhangdoushizoudegongjiade，nizijiquchifandeqianzenmenengbaoxiaoni？”
jianyejunchuixiayanmoubushuohua，woyouyouxiexinruan，“zheiqianwojinibao，bienaquweinancaiwu。”
xianglexiangwoyoudishengzhufu，“ayihejiejiejintianxiawujiuyaolaigongsiruzhile，guizhangzhidufangmianniyaoduozhufutamen。”
yejunzheicaiwanqiyanjingxiaole，“nifangxinyaoyao，tamenshilaibangmangde，jueduibuhuijinidiulian。”
xiawudeshihouwozhengzaibangongshikaidongshihui，turantingjianwaimianchaochaonaonaode，menbeituikai，yejundemamalinzheyidaipingguochuanglejinlai。
wokandaosongmishujiaojidebiaoqing，henmingxiantalanbuzhu。
“eiyoyaoyaoa，zheiwoheyejuntajiejielaigongsiniyebuchulaijieyijie，wenlehaobantiancaizhidaonizaizheilikaihui。”
yejunyouxiegangadigenzaihoumian，tapangbianhaizhanzheyigeershiliuqidenvhai，dabandeganganjingjing，zhishiyizhanglianshangyequanshijiongyi。
wokanzheyejundemamaluchuyigexiao，“ayi，songmijiushiwoanpaiqujienimende，woxianzaizaikaihui，huiyishijianshibujieshourenhedaraode。”
yejunmamalianshangdexiaoyouxieguabuzhu，gangyaoshuoshenmewojiuchaozhesongmishukaikou。
“nibaayitamendaichuqu，xianshuxixiagangwei。”
woxiaorongdetidikanzheyejun，“nihaohaojiedai，tamenshilairuzhide，gongsideyouguanguidingkeyaohetamenhaohaoshuoshuo。”
wokandaoyejundemamalianshangdexiaorongxiaoshile，pangbiandenvhaichelechetadexiuzi，beitashuaikai。
haoburongyisongmishubarenhongchuqu，woshoulexiaokanxiangshouzhongdebaobiao。
“xiayigedaosheihuibaole？jixu。”
02
dengwokaiwanhuiyijingshilianggexiaoshiyihoule，wohuidaobangongshijiangsongmishujiaoleguolai。
“怎么样？”
songmishuzhiyesuyangfeichangdaowei，congtoudaoweimeiyoubiaoluchurenhegerendeqingxu。
“zhangayiwoanzhaonindeyisianpaiqulehouqin，yexinxiaojieyinweishijinrongbiyede，rangtaxianqutouzibule。”
wotaiqikafeibeiheleyikou，“youshenmewentima？”
songmishuzhiqianshiwomayishoutibaqilaide，duiwomenjiajiweizhongxin，xianzaishiwokaopudezuobangyoubei。
songmishuyouyulepianke，“yexiaojiehaihao，wokanzheweirendaoshitashi，haidailezijidejianliziliao，nenglibuhuiyoutaidawenti。”
“但是张阿姨……”
wokanletayiyan，“zhishuo。”
songmishuzhoulezhoumei，“tayizhishuoninmeiguiju，bieshuotashininweilaipopo，jiushizunlaoaiyounindouzuobudao。”
“yizhihewoshuoyexianshengduomezhengqi，hai……haidatingninjialideshi。”
woxiaolexiao，“xing，niquba，rangrendinghaoletamen，ruguoyoushenmebuheguideshi，rangsuqianzhijiechuli。”
suqianshiwomaguimideerzi，sujiabenlaiyeshishangshijituan，hewomenliujiashixiongdigongsi。
zheicisuqiancongguowaihuilai，beianpaidaoleliujiagongsishixi。
suqianyoubeijing、youshili，haishigewairen，chulizheishizuiheshibuguo。
songmishuminchunyixiao，youxiangqileshenme。
“叶俊找您。”
wotanlekouqi，fangxiakafeibei，“rangtajinlaiba。”
yejunjinlaideshihouliansehenbuhaokan，tazuozailewoduimian，zhouzhemeitou。
“yaoyao，nigangcaizenmezheimehewomashuohua，haidangzheneimeduorendemian？”
woyuqidandan，“yejun，woshigongsidefuzeren，nimenmingzhidaowozaikaidongshihui，haibugusongmidezulanchongjinlaidaduan，nimenshixiangzaisuoyourenmianqianjiwonankanma？”
yejunyeleye，gengzhebozidao，“womameixiangneimeduo，tajiushiyiputongzhongnianfunv，tashijuedenizuoweiwonvpengyouyebulaijiejielishushangshuobuguoqu。”
yejunshengyinyouruanlexiaqu，“zaishuotayeshixianghenidagezhaohu，nijiejuelewomamahejiejiedegongzuowenti，tamenyeshixiangganxieni。”
wokanzheyejunyanshenrenzhen，“yejun，wozhiqianshibushishuoguo，anpaiayihejiejielaigongsimeiwenti，danshitamendezunshougongsideguiju？”
yejunsihumeiyouxiangdaowozaizheijianshishangneimebujitamianzi，lianseyelenglexialai，“doushiyijiaren，shuoshenmeguiju，nihenimamayejiangguiju？”
wodiandiantou，“jinlegongsi，jiushigongshi，ziranyaojiangguiju。”
yejunshuadiqishen，lengxiaodao，“haohaohao，jiranruciniyouhebitongyitamenlaigongsi，jirannixiandiulian，buruworangtamenhuiqule。”
wokanzheyejunzhijiezouchulebangongshiyemeiyouquzhui，zicongbiyeyihoukaishihetajialijiechu，womendemaodunhefenqiyuelaiyueduo。
我已经开始累了。
qitashiqingdoukeyishangliang，danshishejidaogongsi、jituandeliyi，meiyourenherennengyingxiangwodejueding。
03
yejunfuqierqu，xiabandeshihoujiubeitamayazhehuilai。
zheicitamenhenshouguiju，xianhesongmishushuole，caijindebangongshi。
“yaoyaoa，nikanjintianshiayibudongnimengongsideguiju，daraolenikaihui，ayixianhenipeigebushi。”
“yejunzheihaizia，jiushizhangzhezijiyoudiannenglipiqiao，niyebiejieyi。nimentanleneimejiudelianai，kebieyinweizheigeyingxiangleganqing。”
yejunmamahejiejiecailaiwogongsijiunaochuwomenbuhedexiaoxi，chuanchuquduiwoyebushigehaoshi。
woxiaolexiao，qinzijiyejunmamadaolecha。
“ayishuodeshi，yexiwangayitiliang，wobijingshigongsidefuzeren，shouxiaguanzheqianbahaoren，ruguowozuobudaogongsifenming，yebuhaoguanli。”
wodehuashuoderuanzhongdaiying，zaizuodedoushicongmingren，zhangayilianshangdeyishanerguoyimobiyi，danshibeihenhaodiyangaizhule。
“yaoyaoa，shuodaozheige，ayizhenghaoyoushiyaowenni。”
wotaitoukanzheduifang，xinliyousibuanshengtengleqilai。
guobuqiran，yejunmamakanlekanyejun，“ajundeweirenhecaihuanikendinghenqingchu，tajiuzaizheizuogexiaozhiyuan，nikanshibushiqucaile？”
wokanleyanyejun，tahaiyouxiebufen，niuzhetoumeiyoukanwo。
woxinzhongfanleng，xinzhongmingbaiyejunyeshizheigeyisi，jiusuanbushitatichude，tayeshirentongde。
tazongshijuedekaozhewojingongsidanggeputongzhigongdiuletananrendemianzi。
wokanleyiyangsongmishu，duifangweiweihanshoutuilechuqu。
“ayideyisi，shixiangjiyejunhuangeshenmezhiweini？”
duifangjianyoumen，limalailejingshen。
“ajundenengliwojuedejiushidanggejingliyebuchashenme，erqiegongsizuihoudoushinimenxiaoliangkoude，nirangtaxianzaijiukaishijiechugongsideguanli，yenengweinixiexiaxiedanzibushi。”
woxinzhonglengxiao，zuilishuochulaidehuagengjiawenrou。
“ayi，womengongsishijituanfushugongsi，jingliyeshixuyaojituandongshihuirenmingde，yejunnianjiqing，yibiyejiulailegongsi，yemeiyounadechushoudelvli，wotongyiyewujiyushi。”
woshengyinsuiranqing，danshitaiduhenjianding。
“genghekuangwoxuyaoweigongsifuze，zheiyangdeyongrenshibuheguiyeyugongsiwuyide。”
yejunmamameixiangdaowojuransihaomianzibuji，suiranshuohuashuoderuanhe，taidushiyidianburang。
tazhuantoukanzheyejun，sihuxiangrangtashuoshenme。
kewoshuodehuayechuodaoleyejundezizunxinshang，tayijuhuadoubushuo，dizhetouchenzhezhanglian。
yejunmamadengletayiyan，gangxiangkaikoujixuhewolache，wobangongshidemenjiubeiqiaoxiang。
“liuzong，sujinglizhaoni。”
suqiannazhebaogaozoulejinlai，takanzheyejunmuzitiaoletiaomei，“liuzongyoukeren？”
suqianmoyanghaokan，yikanjiushifuguirenjiadegongzi，zhoushendeqidubushiputongrenkeyibinide。
yejunmamakanzhetazhanglezhangkou，zongguishigujiduifangdeqichangzhinengzhanqishen。
“yaoyaoniyoushidehuaxianmang，womenxianhuiqule。”
suqiankanleyiyanliangren，“yejun，nizuotianzuodebaobiaoyouwenti，dengxialiuxialaizhongxinzuoyifen。”
yejunmamayitingjiuyaozhamao，danshisuqiankandoumeiyoukanta，zhijiezoulaijiangshoulidehetongdijilewo。
“liuzong，biaoshuchulaile，nikankan。”
jianmeirenlita，yejunmamayebuzhuangle，chenzheliangenzaiyejunshenhoulikailebangongshi，zoudeshihouhaijiangmenyeshuaile。
“liuyao，ninaozimeiwentiba？zheizhongrenyezhaolaidangnanpengyou？”
worouleroutaiyangxue，kaozaileyizishang。
“nibudong，ganqingzheidongxibenlaijiubushilianggerendeshi，biciweihucainengzhangjiu。”
suqiankaozaiwobangongzhuoshanglengxiao，“wokannijiushilianainao，zheimabushishenmehaoren，nibiebazijikengjinqu。”
wokanxiangluodichuangwaidejingse，“zheiziranbuhui，woxianzaizuodeyiqiezhishiweilebukuizijideneixin。”
“danshiruguotamendecunjinchi，wohuirangtamenrenqingzijidenengli，nalaidehuinaqu。”
04
wojiawanbandeshihouyejunyijinglikaile，tameiyouzuosuqianjiaodaitadebaobiao，zoudeshihouyemeihewoshuo。
lingwoyiwaideshi，suiranyejunhetamamalikaile，danshiyexinhaizai。
kandaowoyexinyouxieyiwai，sihumeixiangdaowohuilai。
“柳总。”
yexinyouxiejujindizhanqishen，wozouguoqukanlekan，tahaizaikangongsiliniandebiaoshu。
“youshenmebushiyingdema？”
yexinyaoyaotou，luchuyigemiantiandexiao。
“meiyou，xiexieliuzongguanxin，nengjinliushijituandegongsiyijingfeichangganxieninle。”
wodaoshimeixiangdaoyejianengyougeneimedongshideguniang，lailexiexingzhi。
“wokannizhiqianmeizaishenmedagongsigongzuoguo，nidexuelibudi，anlishuobuyinggaia。”
yexinyouxiebuhaoyisi，“wobiyeyihouayijiuburangwojixudushu，xiangrangwozaoxiejiaren，wobutaiyuanyi，jiuyizhizaixiaogongsizuoxiaoshou，zhuandeqiandudeyanjiusheng。”
woyouxieyiwai，yexinshiyejuntongfuyimudejiejie，liangrenguanxibenlaiyebuqinmi，pingshiyebutizheigejiejie。
meixiangdaoyexindaoshigeyounengliyeyouzhiqide。
“haohaogan，youshenmebudongdeduoqingjiaozhouweidetongshi。”
yexinyouxiejidongdidiandiantou，youyupiankecaidao，“jintianayizuodebudui……nibiehetayibanjijiao。”
woxiaole，kaikouwendao，“nihetamenguanxihenqinmima？”
yexinyouxieandandidao，“babaqushishiwocai16sui，ayiyuanyigongwoshangledaxue，woxinliyeshijizhezheifenqingde。”
nanguai，yexinneimeyaoqiangderen，napazhangayihoulaishituzhangkongyexinderensheng，tadoumeiyoulikaiyejia。
也是个知恩图报的。
wokanzheyexinyiyousuozhi，“zhiyaoniyounengli，yuanyitatashishiganhuo，wonengbaozhengnizaigongsidaixiaqu。”
就算我和叶俊分手。
shengxiadehuawomeiyoushuochukou，danshiyexinquetingdongle。
tasuiranyouxiedanyou，dangengduodehaishiganenhejidong。
yexinshuohaixiangliuxialaizaiduoxuexue，wojiuzijixianhuilejia。
jinmenhoucaifaxian，yejuntamenyijingzaijiale，zhengzaikefangshuohua，wokanlekandishangduidexinglizhoulezhoumei。
“nizenmehuishi，bushishuoliuyaoneiyatouhenitanlesinianlianai，duinibaiyibaishun，nikankanjintiantaxiabadouyangdaotianshangqule。”
yejundeshengyinyouxiepibei，“ma，nishaoshuoliangju，yaoyaojintiansuiranyouxieguofen，danshihuayemeiyouwenti，zanshikaozhetacaijindegongsi，zongbuhaozuodetaiguole。”
yejunmamasihutaishoudaletayixia，youxiehentiebuchenggangdao，“nizheigemeichuxide，shenmekaozheta，nimenjiehunlezheixiedongxibudoushinide，nandaohaishitayigenvhaizijiade。”