蠢男压错宝
《蠢男压错宝》 小说介绍
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wocuodeqi，nihaideqima？
“wokegaosuni，wokantataidukebudui，nizuijinkehaohaohongzheta。”
xianglexiangyejunmamadeshengyinyouxiangqilai，“neiyebunengtaijilian，zongshiyaorangtazhidaojialihaishiyaotingnanrende。”
“huashuonimenjiehundeshitandezenmeyangle。”
yejundeshengyinyouxiebunaifan，“yaoyaoxianzaijieshoulegongsi，nayougongfukaolvjiehun。”
yejunmamayouxieji，“zheikebuxing，tingshuoliuyaohaiyougegege，buganjinjiehunbiedaoshihousuoyoujiachandoujilegege，nishenmedoufenbudao。”
yejuntanlekouqi，“ma，liujiabuhuizheiyangde。”
yejunmamalengxiao，“zenmebuhui，nvhainanenghenanhaibi，tayejiushizaiwomenmianqianyaowuyangweile，zaizijijiameizhunhuadoushuobushang。”
yejunmamazijilaolaotaotaoyibantian，zuihoudechujielun，“buxing，niheliuyaoshuoanpaishuangfangjiazhangjianyimian，nimenjiehundeshidejinkuaidingxialaile。”
wokaozaimenshangtingzheyejunmuzideduihua，xinlishiyixiangbudaodepingjing。
yexuhenzaoyiqianwojiuzhidao，womencengjingzhenzhideganqingzaojiuqianchuangbaikong。
daorujinzheiyangbukandedibuzaojiuyousuoyuzhao。
05
woheyejuncongdaxuekaishilianai，dangshishibeiyejundewaimaoxiyin，suoyiwowushiyiqunfuerdaidezhuiqiu，xuanzelejiajingpingpingdeyejun。
suiranwomenshenghuohuanjingbutong，jiazhiguanyebuyiyang，danyejunduiwoyedequehao。
youyicixuexiaoyundonghui，wodixuetangyundaole，dangshicaipaowan5gonglizhangpaodeyejunxiuxidoumeixiuxi，beizhewojiushangleyiyuan。
henduocichaojiawodounengxiangqiwopazaiyejunbeishang，tachuanzhecuqihewoshuo，“yaoyaobupa，youwozaibuhuiyoushide。”
yikaishiwomamashibutongyiwoheyejunzaiyiqide，daobushiyinweijiajingbupipei，ershiyejunxinqitaigao，wohetazaiyiqizuihouweiqudehaishiwo。
“xinqigaodenanrenruguonengliyeqiangjiuhuishiyouxiuderencai，danshiruguoguangyouxinqimeiyounengli，zibeiyanshengchuzifu，mingmingyanjiejiuruci，queyoumomingdezixin。”
womakanwodeyanshenyiweishenzhang，“niyebuxiwangzijidelingyibanshigemeiyoujianshudanshipiniyiqiekuakuaqitanderenba。”
kedangshiwotingbujinqu，wozongshigunianzhedaxuejinianyejunduiwowuweibuzhidezhaogu。
taconglaimeiyouzuofengfangmiandewenti，zaiyixingwentishangjizuwoanquangan，ernianjiqingqingdewoyexihuankantazhidianjiangshandeyangzi。
keshilinjinbiyedeshihou，yiqiejiufashenglebianhua。
yejundenenglizaixuexiaoyejiushipingping，danshitazishihengao，zongshizhaobudaoheshidegongzuo。
shijianjiulefanergaochuyifuyuantianyouren，huaicaibuyudefenqingqizhi。
neigeshihouwoyijingquedinghuijiajieshougongsi，yejungengshijuedexinlibupingheng，kanbushangwomenzheizhongkaojialichifandefuerdai。
wojiyejunanpailegongsidezhiwei，honglehaojitianyejuncaiyuanyishanggang。
tazongjuedekaonvpengyouchifanshijianhendiuliandeshi，wozhaogutadezizun，zaigongsiliyejizutamianzi。
danshirenshihuibiande，renxinbuzushetunxiang，manmandetakaishibumanzuyigeputongzhiyuandeshenfen，kaishizhihuigongsiqitayuangong，shenzhiyoujicizhangzheshiwonanpengyou，haidasuanweiguibaozhang。
goutonglejicidoumeinengdadaogongshi，yejunjuedeshiwobugoufangxinta，mingmingshizijidegongsi，haiyouzhubanguiju。
neigeshihouwojiushenshenyishidao，woheyejunzhijiandehonggoushiwufakuayuede。
dayingyejunduocideqingqiu，tongyitamuqinhejiejiejingongsi，yeshiwoduizheifenganqingzuihoudechangshi。
danshixianzaizhengming，woducuole。
womeiyoudaraohaizaishangliangdemuzi，zhuanshenlikaile。
jigejiemeidouzaimangzhebenshiye，wozhinengyigerenhuigongsidaizhe。
“你怎么还在？”
woniutou，faxianshisuqian。
shuolaiyehaoxiao，mingmingshisushijituandegongzi，ganhuobiyejunhaimaili，zheigedianlehaizaijiaban。
“biehewoshuonishibeiganchulaile。”
suqianchuguoqianhewoyesuanfaxiao，yikanwozheibiaoqingjiudagaizhidaowoyudaoshiqingle。
tazoujinlaishouchengzaizhuoshangrenzhenkanzhewo，“liuyao，nibiefanhuna，jiusuanchaojiayeshinibabierenganchulai，nikankannixianzaixiangshenmeyangzi。”
wozuozaiyizishangzhuanlelianggequan，turanwendao，“yejuntamamadehetongqianlema？”
suqianmomingqimiao，“qianlea。”
woshouzhizaizhuoshangdianledian，“nibangwozhuyizhedianyejunhetamamazuijindeqingkuang。”
suqiannaolenaotou，“nishenmeyisia？”
wolianshangmeiyoushenmebiaoqing，“zongbunengmingmingshitamendecuohainaochulaodongzhongcaiba。”
suqianlailejingshen，“zenme？zhongyukaiqiaole？”
woyanzhongyipianpingjing，“jishizhisundedaoliwomingbai，zaihaodenanrenyebunengdanwuwogaoshiye。”
“gengbuyongshuotahaibuzenmeyang。”
06
suqianhahadaxiao，ledejiwoguqilezhang，“zheicaixianghua，yejunneixiaozishangbanconglaibudaka，kaoqinjiubuhege。”
“qianliangtiantazuocuolebaojiadan，gongsichadianjiusunshilesanshiduowan，guangpingzheigezaojiunengcituitale。”
zheijianshiwozhidao，dangshiwofalehendadepiqi，danshiyejunxianranbiwogengshengqi。
tajuedezheimingmingjiushicaiwudewenti，shicaiwumeiyoujianchaqingchujiudakuan，houmianshenzhiguaishanglewo。
yejundeyuanhuashi，“liuyaowomeixiangdaonizheimeshili，biyeyihoumannaozidoushiqian，zheibushizhuihuilaile，youmeiduoshaoshi，yinweizheidianqiannijiuhewofanlian。”
sanshiwan，yejunshuojiuzheidianqian。
tayezhendeshiwangle，zhiqiantidaoxiangjiehun，tajialishiwankuaidounabuchulai。
dangshiyejunhaidamananrenkelian，jiegehunhaixuyaomianduitianjiacaili，mingmingtamamayigerenyangdatadeyexinjiugouxinkule。
qiannenggaibianyigerenzhenshibujia，yeyoukenengwoconglaijiumeiyourenqingguota。
“还不到时候。”
gongsizhengzaijingbiao，shengyuhenzhongyao，yejundequeshigebuhegedeyuangong，danshiyejunmamacairuzhi，ruguobunengtuoshanchuli，kongpahuijigongsidailaimafan。
zheigedaolisuqianmingbai，tadayingwohuihaohaozhuyi。
dangran，woheyejundeganqingbushijiade，zheijinianyiluzouguolaideshiguangyebushijiade。
ruguotamamameiyouwenti，jiusuanyejuntongleneimeduokulong，woyebujieyihetahaojuhaosan。
danshiruguo……woduiyejundepanduancuodelipudehua，woyebujieyihaohaojitamenshangyike。
dangtianwanshangwomeiyouhuijia，kenengshiliangrendetanhuaqilezuoyong，yejunjiwodalehenduodianhua。
diertianyizaochuangjinwobangongshideyejunshuangyandoushixuesi，kanshangqupibeijile。
“liuyao，nizuotianzenmebujiedianhua！nizhidaowozhaoleniyiwanshangma？”
wojingjingdikanzheta，fangzaiyiqianwohuiyinweitarucidanxinwoergandaogandonghexinxi。
danshitingdaozuowantamuzideduihuayihou，xianzaiwokandaoyejunrucizuowei，zhijuedefengci。
“jialegeban，shangcininongcuodesanshiwanhaizaishouwei。”
yejunlianshangshanguoyisibunaifan，xushiguaiwojiushizhongti。
ketashenmedoumeiyoushuo，shenzhijichuyigexiao。
“shangcishiwobudui，woyedaoqianle，woyihougongzuoyidinggengzixi。”
renyidanchoushenganqing，jiunenggengjiakeguan，biruxianzaiwojiuhenqingchuyejunhuifangxiaaoqihewoshuozheixie，yidingshiyousuotu。
guobuqiran，yejunjixudao。
“wozuotianbawomajiehuijiale，tanianjiyebuxiao，youshiyigeren，zhuwaimianwobufangxin。”
wosixiaofeixiao，“bushihaiyouyexinma？wokeyitepiyigeliangshideyuangongsushejiayiheyexinzhu。”
yejunzhoulezhoumei，mingxianbutongyi。
“zheinaxinga，zanmahaishidehezanzhu，xianghuyeyougezhaoying。”
wodexinjianjianlenglexiaqu，bujinyinweitafeiyaojiezhemamayiqizhu，haiyinweitaduiyexinrucilengmo。
yiqianwozenmemeifaxiantaguzililiangbozhici。
keyougewentishuobutong，yejunduiyexinneimebushangxin，weishenmehuibaibanyaoqiuwobayexinyenongjingongsi？
jianwobushuohua，yejunyoudao，“haiyoujiushi，nikanwomayelaigongsile，shenmeshihouliangbianjiazhangjianyijianbei。”
wolianshangfuxianyigexiaorong，zhijiejujue，“jituanzuijinmang，wobamameishijian。”
yejunyouxienaohuo，danqueshengshengyalexialai。
“neinigeni，shuolaiwoyemeijianguonige，yaobuwomenjianyimianba？”
woweiweitiaoletiaomei，kanleyejunhenjiucaiyouyoudao，“keyi。”
07
yejunzouhouwodalegedianhuajiwoge，wogezhengzaiqinqinkenkenpaoyewu，jiedaowodianhuayihouyouxieqiguai。
“jianwo？jian**shenme，biedanwuwotichenga。”
wohetashuoleyejundeshi，wogezaojiuduiyejunkanbushunyan，yitingjiuzhamaole。
“gan，ruanfanhaixiangyingchi，yaobuyaolian！cituitaba，gannaoshigejinichengyao！”
“wozongjuedetamensihuyoushenmejihua，fanzhengbamashibuhuijitamenjiande，nishenmeshihoulaitanggongsi，wodaoyaokankantamenshixiangganshenme。”
wogeyouyulepianke，“wozhengyaohelaobanchuguoni，gujixiageyuecainenghuilai。”
“xing，haohaoganage。”
woheyejunshuoleyihou，tasuiranyinweijianbudaowofumuyouxiebukuai，danshiyezhinengdengzheyigeyuehouhewogejianmian。
zheiyigeyueyejunduiwoshinandedehao，congbiyehouwomendachaoxiaochaobuduan，taduiwoyedaburuyiqian。
xianzaikanzhetanandeyinqinqilai，woquezhixiangxiao。
eryejunmamazaihouqinbuyebuganhuo，tingshuozongshizhangzhezijishiwopopodeshenfen，duigongsideyuangongzhishouhuajiao。
liansongmishutadounenganpaiqujitapaotui。
zheiyiqiewodoumeiyouzhisheng，kenengshijuedewomoxulezheiyangdexingwei，yejunmamadeqiyangengjiaxiaozhang，gongsilishenzhiyekaishiyourenchuipengyifuyejunmuzi。
“都反了他们了。”
suqiannujifanxiao，wozedandingdeduo。
“youshenmehaoshengqide，duohaodeyishierniaodejihui，chenzhezheigejihuihainengqingyiqinggongsibuanfenderen。”
suqianhuaixiao，“guoranshafaguoduandenvrenzuimiren。”
我冷漠，“滚。”
yigeyuehou，wogelaigongsizhaowo。
tayishenheisezhangfengyi，haituozhexinglixiang，suiranshifengchenpupudanshiqueyanshibulezhoushenchusedeqizhi。
“zenmeyangle？woyixiafeijijiulaile，zheiyigeyuenimeishiba？”
wogejiushiyishendumeikong，congxiaodaodazhiyaoshiwodeyaoqiujiumeiyoubudayingde。
yejunjiushishaozhiyoushaodeliwai，danshikanzaiwoxihuandefenshang，wogeyejiuzhengyizhiyanbiyizhiyanle。
woxiaozhejiwogedaolekafei，“nifangxin，wohaodehen。jiushidenghui，nikebiebiaoxiandetaimingxian。”
wohaizhiwangzhetanchutamenyijiarenjiujingshixiangganshenmeni。
guoran，zhidaowogelaileyihou，yejunjiufaxinxishuozhongwuyijiarenchuquchigefan。
kenengshiyinweizheiyigeyuedezongrong，yejunhetamamamuqianfeichangzixin，juedezhiqiantamenshuodekaoganqingnaniezhuwoyijingchengleshishi。
zhongwuchifandeshihou，yejunmamabawogeshengrinianyuexuexingwenlegeqingchu。
“xianzaixiaoliuzainaligaojiuni？”
wogemingxianyijingbunaifan，danhaishiweixiaodao。
“在威利公司。”
yejunkanxiangtamama，tamamayemeiyoutingguo，zuihouhaishiyexinxiaoshengjieshi。
“shiyijiameiguodedagongsi，zhuanmenzhizaorengongzhinengde，shilifeichangqiang。”
wogeduokanleyiyanyexin，sihumeixiangdaozheigeguniangjurantingshuoguoweiligongsi。
yexindizhetouchidongxi，xiaorongqueshipandaoleyejunmamalianshang。
“guoranxiaoliujiushiyouxiu，zaidedoushiguowaidedagongsi，yexinhaibukuaijiageweixin，doushiyijiaren，xiaoliuyihouyeduiwomenjiaxinxinduozhaoguxie。”
wogeturanxiaole，tashenmedoumeishuodiankaileerweima。
wokanzheyexindizhetoutaochuleshouji，zaiyejunmuziqidaidemuguangxiajialewogeweixin。
wozuijiaodexiaorongyuelaiyueleng。
yejiazhenshidadeyishouhaosuanpan。
08
woyijinghenjiumeiyouhuizhiqianheyejunzhudeneili，wofangzibuzhineili，buxianghuiqujiantamenmuzidezuilian。
eryejunwenguojici，kenengjuedewoshizhongbusongkoushanglezizun，houlaiyeduiwobuwenbuwen。
jintianchilefanwogehaiyaohuiweiligongsi，jiaodailewojijujiulikaile，eryejunyenandededitoushuowanshangdaiwoquyuehui。
“不用了。”
woxianzaikandaoyejunjiuhuaiyiqiansinianzijixialeyanjing，yaobushibuxiangyingxianggongsishengyu，xuyaojinkenengshoujiqijiegutamendezhengju，wozhenshiyiyandoubuxiangduokantamen。
“liuyaonishenmeyisi，yigeyuenidoubuhuijia，womalaibushuonisihou，nizhijiebikaile，younizheiyangdenvpengyouma？”
wozhuantoukanzheyejun，yexushiwodeyanshentaiguolengmo，yejunshuowanzheijuhuajiuminchunmeishuole。
“yejun，nimenyijiachiwode、zhuwode，gongzuodoushiwojizhaode，nihaixiangrangwosihounima？”
“yiqianmeifaxiannizheimebuyaoliana。”
yejunliansetonghong，shengyinyuelaiyueda，“shenmeyisi，liuyaonishenmeshihouzheimeshilile，juranyongjinqianlaixingrongwomendeganqing。”
“yaobushixihuanni，sheiyuanyizainvpengyoushoudixiaganhuo，zaishuowomengandeyebiequ！”
wodiandiantou，“zheiyangma？neinimencizhiba。”
yejunbukezhixindikanzhewo，“nishuoshenme？”
wokanlekanshouji，xiawuyougedongshihui，wohaidehuigongsizhunbei。
“woshuojiranneimeweiqu，cizhiba，buhuishipazhaobudaogenghaodegongzuoba？”
wokanzhexiangshizaoshoudajideyejun，buchongdao，“duile，jintianxiawunijiubanshouxu，mingtianzhineijiubanchuwodefangziba。”
“zaozhidaoniyongwodeqianneimeshouqi，jiuyinggairangnizijimaifangzizhaogongzuo，bijingnineimeyoucaihua，buguoshixiesuqideshenwaizhiwu，duinilaishuojiandandebudele。”
wochongyejunhuilehuishou，“mingtianworangliusaoqushoushifangzi，nizhuajinshijian。”
“遥遥！”
wozouchuquhenjiucaitingjianyejunbukezhixinyoushangxindeshengyin，womeiyoulihui，wenxiangshoujiduimiandesuqian。
“yejunhetamamacituidezhengjuzhaoqilema？”
suqianhuaixiao，“zugoule，shuoshizaideniyeshigounengrende，zheiliangjianzhishiliangzuzong。”
wodiandiantou，“woyijingheyejunshuole，xiawunijidejitamenbanlizhi。”
suqianjianzhiqiuzhibude，tingdunpiankewendao，“neineigeyexinni？”
wofanwendao，“tazenmeyang？”
suqianshengyinyouxiebuqueding，“nenglidaoshibucuo，taiduyehenrenzhen，buzhidaodehaiyiweitamenbushiyijiaren。”
suqianquandao，“danshiwoshijuedezheijiarenbuxing，haishibuyaozhanshangguanxi。”
wodiandiantou，“mingbaile，wokaolvyixia。”
wozuojincheli，sijikanzhezhuiguolaideyejunyouxiebuqueding，woshengyinlengmo，“kaiche。”
wokanzhedaochejinglizhuilejibujiuyinchenzheliantingxialaideyejun，shoulideshoujiyouxiangle。
是叶欣。
“liuzong，ninyoushijianma？woxiawuxiangheninhuibaogeshi。”
wozhijieledangdikaikou，“youshenmenizhijiezaidianhualishuo。”
yexinyouyulepianke，guzuyongqidao，“jintianzhongwudeshi，shiayiyaoqiuwojialiuxianshenghaoyoude，ta……”
wolenglengdijiekoudao，“taxiangrangnipanshangwogeshiba？”
yexinsihumeixiangdaowozaojiuzhidaole，yixiabuzhidaogaishuoshenme。
“nimenyejiayijiarenweikoubuxiaoa。”
yexinjicongcongdao，“liuzong，zheibushiwodeyisi，wo……woyejuedezheiyangbudui，wojueduibuhuidaraoliuxianshengninxiangxinwo。”
wochenmolepianke，wendao，“yexin，nixiangyibeizihenizheihoumahaiyoudidiguoxiezaiyiqima？”
yexinshengyindailexiekuse，“buxiang，wobuxihuanbierenkongzhiwo，zhishiwozongshinianzaitagongwoshangledaxue……”
wodaduanta，“youxieshiqingnidezijixiangmingbai，renherendoubangbuleni，zheishinizijiderensheng，niyaobuyaoduitafuzeshinideshi。”
wogualedianhua，zheisuanshiwoduiyexinzuihoudeshanxin。
zhishiwozenmedoumeiyouxiangdao，yejunjuranmeiyoubaworangtagunchuwodegongsihewodejiazheijianshigaosutama。
kenengtajuedeyiqiedoushiwodeqihua，shaoweihongyihongwojiuhuixiangyiqianyiyangyouxinruan。
zhicaifashenglexiawuwobamalaigongsishichadeshihou，yejunmamazhijiechuangjinwobangongshidexingwei。
09
“yaoyao，bieshuozheigongsinijingyingdehenhao，shouyibucuo，koubeiyehao，nimahenxinwei。”
wokanzhewobaduiwomaneixuhanwennuandeyinqinyangyouxiehaoxiao。
“jiweidongshidouhenzhaoguwo。”
woyizaiwomahuailisajiao。
wobapailepaiwo，“nineigenanpengyouzenmeyang，dangshibushihaiyaobatamatajiejienongjingongsi，youmeiyoujinitianmafan。”
shuodaozheigewojiuzhengseqilai，renrenzhenzhenhewobamadaolegeqian。
biedebushuo，dangshilianainaoshangtou，yejundeyixiliesaocaozuodouyouwodexinruanhemoxu。
suiranmeiyoujigongsizaochengshenmeyingxiang，danshihoumiandemafandoushiwoyinggaichulide。
zhishixinkuwobamayegenzheyizhidanjingshoupa。
“zhiqianshiwobudui，meitingnimendehua，woxianzaixiangqingchule，wohe……”
huameishuowan，wojiutingdaoyejunmamadeshengyincongmenkouchuanlai。
“eiyo，qinjiaa！nishuozheilailezenmebudagezhaohu，womenyehaozhunbeizhunbei。”
wobamaduishiyiyan，xinlisuiranyaneyejunmamazheizhongbuqingzilaidexingwei，danshiaiyubuqingchuwodexiangfa，yemeiyoumaoranchusheng。
daoshiwokanzhedizhetougenzhetamajinlaideyejunjiuqibudayichulai。
“songmi，tamenzenmejinlaile。”
songmishuyifuluanzaozaode，yikanjiushibeirentuinangguo，danshitayijumeibaoyuan，lianlianrencuo。
wokanjianbangongshimenkouweileyiquanren，sihushigangcaiyejunmamahesongmidefenzhengyijingnaoleyihui。
yexinzhanzairenqunli，lianshanghaiyougebazhangyin。
zheiduanshijianwoyizhimeihuiqu，yejunmamazaojiubiezheyiduziqi，xianzaitingwozheiyangshuo，lianselimalalexialai。
“yoyaoyao，zheihuakebushizheimeshuode，niyeshiyouqianrenjiadeguniang，zheidianlishudoubuzhidao？nibamalailedoubuhewoshuoyisheng。”
wobaobeizhanleqilai，jingjingdikanzheyejunhetama。
“wojiadegongsi，wobamalaihaixuyaohenimendazhaohuma？”
wolianshangfuxianyisixiao，zhidaoderendoumingbaiwozheishidongleqi。
“nimendeziwodingweishibushifanle？gongsilinimenshiyuangong，tamenshilaoban，haiyoulaobanheyuangonghuibaodedaoli？”
yejunmamameixiangdaodangzhewobamahewaimiandechiguaqunzhongwojuranzheimebujimianzi，tashengyingaolejigebadu。
“youqianlebuqia，danglelaozongjianqinjiayanjingdouzhangnaomenshanga！”
menkoujujiderenbushaodoushilaoyuangong，tingleyejunmamadehuadouyouxiebufen。
“shenmerena，zijipingguanxijinlegongsishenmedoubugan，xianzaihaipaixuanqiliuzongle。”
“jiushi，zheimechoufuguzihaineimeruan。”
“renpiqidazheni，wozheijiciquhouqintiantianjiantashuozheigemaneige，yanranyifuzijicaishilaobandeyangzi。”
yejunzaigongsiyejiushigeputongyuangong，gongzuobushangxin，renyuanyebuhao。
danshiyejunmamazaigongsikesuanshifanlezhongnu，tiantianyifugongsishizijideyangzi，weifengjile。
yejunmamameixiangdaozhouweichiguaderenmeiyourenzhanzaitazheibian，tayouhenhendengledahuoyiyan，ranhoukanlekanyejun。
sihushijuedezijixiabulaitai，tashengyinruanlexie，“aiwoshuonimenjiushihaizi，haibuhuichulizheixierenqingshigu，suanlesuanle，doushiyijiaren，nanenghenijijiao。”
yejunmamaxiangyaoqingmiaodanxiedaiguo，danshiwomabuyuanyile。
taconggangcaiwodehuazhongyijingmingbaiwodetaidu，tadongzuoheworuchuyizhe，qichangqueqiangdeduo。
“zheiweinvshi，niyikouyigeqinjia、yijiaren，womenyaoyaoshenmeshihoujiehunde。”
meixiangdaowomazheihuachukou，yejunmamameiyoushengqi，lianshangfanerduiqilexiao。
“shuodejiushini，nikanzheilianghaizidoulianaisinianle，zaojiuyinggaijiehunle，wojintianzheimaomaoshishijinlai，jiushixiangheqinjiamenshuozheigeshi。”
wosixiaofeixiaokanleyejunyiyan，tayezhengzaikanwo，yanzhongshiziyiweishenqinghebeishanghaideweiqu。
yue，晦气。
“nikanyaoyaoyebuxiaole，womenajundaoshibuji，danshinvdeguole25jiushilaoguniangle，gengbieshuozaiwanshengdehaizizhiliangjiubuhaole，wokanzanhaishizaodianbashibanle。”
yejunmamazheihuayichukou，bieshuoshiweiguanqunzhong，lianwobamayeshiyilianmengbi。
“你说什么？”
zheisixiang，qingchaorenlaidoudeshuoyijufengjian。
yejunmamasihujuedeshuodaozheigezijihenzhanyoushi，tayouxiedeyidiyangleyangtou，“yaoyaohaiyougegegebushi，danniwodouzhidao，nvhaizenmenenghenanhaibini，yaoyaohaishidezaodianshenggenanhaichulai。”
taduiwomapaochuyige“nidongde”deyanshen，sihuhenweiwomenzhexiangdeyangzi，“yougenanhaibangshen，niyefangxinyaoyaoa。”
wozhanzaiyipangshenzhixiangjitagugezhang，zheishenmejingtiandiqiguishendenaodong，zijifengjianyufuzhongnanqingnv，juranhainengshuochengweiwohao。
yejuntamazhentaniangshigerencai。
sihujuedewomashuohuabudingyong，yejunmamakanxiangwoba，“qinjianishuoni，nifangxin，jielehunyihouyaoyaojiuananxinxinzaijiadaizhe，gongsideshiyouwomenajunni。”
wotingdaolewaiweiqunzhongdaochouqideshengyin。
“bushiba，zheidamabaruanfanyingchi、jiuzhanquechaoshuodeneimeshunlichengzhang？”
“mayeliuzonghaokelian，zenmekanshanggezheizhongwanyi。”
“nimendoumeizhuazhuzhongdian……tajuranzaizheixuanyangnanzunnvbei……”
guoran，yejunmamagangshuowanhua，wobalimazhuantoukanzhewoma。
suiranyouxiefengshuangdanyijiubujianshuaiqidelianshangquanshiweiqu。
wodounengkanchuqiantaici，laopotashuodehewowuguan，woweiqu。
wogangyaoshuohuawomajiupailepaiwo，tanujifanxiao，“nideyisi，gongsihaidejiyejungufenle？”
yejunmamayilianlisuodangran，“benlaiyijiarendedongxibuxuyao，danshiwotingajunshuole，dagongsiguijuduo，womenziranyeyaozunshou。”
haome，ganqingniguijushizunshouzaizheifangmian。
“yaoyaobijingshigenvhaizi，chengbuqiyigegongsi，nikanxianzaineigejingli，kanshangqujiupuputongtong，zenmenengdandeqishi。”
yuanbenzhengzaichiguadesuqianjianchiguadaolezijitoushang，benlaijiubushihaopiqi，limakaikouqianglehuiqu。
“dama，wohafodaxuejinrongshuoshi，nierzijiuyibenke，wozaizheigongsikechule2000wanrulegufen，nierzi20wannadechulaima？”
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yejunmamayuanxianjiuyiweisuqianshikaozhezhangxiangpianzhewodangshanglejingli，zaojiukantabushunyan，meixiangdaoquepengshanglegeyingchazi，limabuzhishengle。
wokanzheichangnaojuchabuduole，zainaoxiaquwoyeexin。
“yejun，nimeihenimashuowozhongwuhenishuodehuama？”
yejunjinminzhechunyilianshenqingdao，“yaoyao，nijiuneimehenxin？”
yejunmamalianshangfuxianyisibuan，“nimenzhongwushuoleshenme？”
wotiaoletiaomei，“wohenierzifenshoule，yaoqiunimenxiawujiucizhilikaigongsi，haiyounimenyizhilaizhedeneitaodapingceng，jinwanjiushoushihaobanchuqu，wohuirangrenjianchadongxishifouqiquan。”
yejunmamaheleyitiao，paileyejunyiba，youlaikanwo。
“nianqingrendongbudongjiushuofenshou，zhenshibuxianghua，nimendoutanlesinianle，nibuhewoerzizaiyiqisheiyaonia？”
woxiaodao，“zhiqianwoshibuzhidaoyejunjiatingshizheiyangde，zaozhidaobieshuosinian，sitiandoubuhuitande。”
“nimendoubeihousuanjizhehongwoliangju，jielehungongsijiushinimende，woyaofenshouhenzhengchangba？”
yejunhetamaheleyitiao，“ni……nizenmezhidao。”
wonachushouji，diankailebofang，limiandeneirongheranjiushineitianwohuijiatingdaode。
“yejuna，nijuedewoweishenmeturanbuhuijia，jiumeixiangguoshiwohuiledanshitingdaolenimendeneixiewochuoshi。”
yejunyouxiewucuo，xiangjieshiquebuzhidaoshuoshenme，tamazepeixiaodao。
“yaoyao，nikanwomenyeshiyishihutu，bushineiyisi。zaishuosuiranhuacaodanlibucao，nihaiyougegege，nitaidanchun，womenbuxiangzhediannibushenmedoumeile。”
wokanleyiyanrenqunzhongdeyexin，“nimenbushiyebazhuyidadaowogeshenshanglema？”
yejunmamalenglexia，limazhuantoutuozheyexinjiuda。
“nigebaijiaguniang，dangshijiubuyinggaigujilinjushuoxianhuajinidudaxue，wopei，xianzairangnigandianshidouganbuhao。”
wokanjianyexintinglezheijuhuayanlilimayipiansihui，yebuhaishou，shenshangailehaojixia。
zhouweiderenbatamenfenkai，suoyouderenzhidaolewodeyisidoubuzaibihui，shuodehuayigebiyigenanting，yejunbeimadetoudoutaibuqilai。
yejunmamasihuyefangqileweizhuang，zhijiezuodaoleshafashang，yifupofudeyangzi。
“wogaosuni，fenshoukeyi！danshiwoyaoqiujifenshoufei！zaishuonixiangwomencizhi，nizuomeng！woxianzaijiukeyiqugaonimen，yaoqiuzhongcai！”
zaiwomenjituangongzuodedoushigaosuzhirenqun，nalijianguozheiyangdezhenzhang，womadouqideyouxiedou。
woquekanleyiyansuqian，talimataochushoujidalegedianhua。
kenengshiyiweihedaolewo，yejunmamalengxiaoliangsheng，“yiwoshuoniyebienaofenshoule，meinandehuishoudelenimenzheiyangde。”
“nihaohaoduiajun，wokeyidangzheixiemeifasheng，danshinihenigeneicaichanfengedeqingkuang，wodeyouhuayuquan。”
woturankaikoudao，“nibuzhidaoma？wojiahenijiabutong，zhongnvqingnan，wogezhiyouyixiaobufengufen，tadeshiyeyaozijidapin，jituandedongxidoushiwode。”
wojiaxianglaidoushinvdeshuolesuan，suoyigangcaiyejunmamayizhiyiweiwobashihuashirendemoyangcaihuihedaowoba。
yejunmamaconglaimeixiangguotianxiahaiyouxihuannvershengguoerzide，yishiyouxielengzhengle。
danshitatingdongle，ruguotaerzihewozaiyiqi，neijiushuomingquanjituandeyechengletaerzide。
wokanzheyejunmamaliandoujidonghongle，yejunyeshuangyanfangguangsihuxiangshuoxieshenme，erzheigeshihou，jingchalaile。
“怎么回事？”
yejunhetamaduishiyiyan，gangcaidehuadoushihewode，tamenmeiyoubaojinga。
wozouleguoqu，“wobaodejing，zheiliangweifeifamaimaiwogongyulideshoushi，zheiweinvshihai**lebushaowogongsidejimiwenjian。”
suqianlimajiangzheijigeyuelaishoujidaodetamenbuganjingdezhengjutijiaojilejingfang。
maixianglianzheige，liujiezhiqianjiuhewoshuole，yinweiwoduitamenbierbujian，zheiliangrenjiubawodeshoushimailehuandeqiannaquchifanjuhui。
fanzhengzaitamenyanlijielehun，wodoushitayejiade，gengbieshuozheixiedongxi。
zhiyupaishegongsijimiwenjian，zheijiushiwuzhile。
yejunmamadeneixiegepengyouzhidaotaerzibangshanglewo，zongshuobuxin，tajiuxiangpaiqujitamenkaikaiyanjie。
suoxingtanengjiechudaodeyebushishenmezhongyaodewenjian，bingmeiyouzaochengshenmesunshi。
suqiannachulingyiluoziliao，dijileyejun。
“wojuedenimenzijigandezenmeyangnimenyeqingchu，ruguozoususongyaogaowomenweiguicaiyuan，womenzheibianmeiyourenhewenti。”
limianliangrenchidaozaotuidegezhongjilu，baokuoyejunnei30wandeshiwu，doujiludeqingqingchuchu。
yejundelianseyixiajiubaile，tamazaojiubeijingchahedao，lazhetawenzenmeban。
“yaoyao，womenneimeduoniandeganqing，nizhendeyaoneimehenxin？”
wolele，zoushangqianwendao，“nimenzhuzhewodefangzi，maizhewodedongxihaibeihousuanjiwo、dayawonijuedemeiwenti，wobuguoshizoufalvchengxugongshigongban，nijuedewohenxin？”
wokanzheyejunyuelaiyuemoshengdelian，“nishiyizhineimeexin，haishixianzaicaineimeexinde？”
yejunlianshangdexuesexiaoshideganganjingjing，tahouzhihoujuedifuxianleyimokuijiu，kexitaiwanle。
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jingchadaizouleliangren，diaochahoutamenmaimaideshoushisheanjinejuda，tingshuoyejunmailelaojiadefangzicaitianshanglekulong。
zhiyu**gongsiwenjian，yinweimeiyouzaochengsunshi，zhinengjinggaojiaoyu。
keyejunbenlaijiunenglipingping，lvlishangjiashanglezheidongxinagegongsihaiganyaota？
tingshuobujiutajiulikailezheizuochengshi，yebuzhidaoqulenali。
zhiyuyexin，neitianyinaotazhongyurenqingleyejiazheiyijiaren，tazhudongcizhi，bingxiangwodaoqian。
“liuzong，xiexieniduiwodezhaogu，zhishiwoyedequemeilianliuxialaile。”
wotingwogeshuoyexinjialetaweixinyihouconglaimeiyoulianxiguota，daoshianfendehen。
“yihouni？nishenmedasuan？”
yexinxiaodao，“woxiajuexinle，wodasuanheyejiahuaqingjiexian，tamendequeyangyulewojinian，houmianwohuijitamendashenghuofei，danshiwobuhuizaihuiqule。”
nadeqifangdexia，wohenxinshangzheiyangdenvhai，yaobushibeiyejunmuzidanwule，taxianzaiyinggaiyougenghaoderensheng。
“sushijituanyougepeixunxiangmu，xinxiwohuifadaoniyouxiang。”
wokandaoyexinjidongdiyankuangdouhongle，xiaodao，“zhishitigongniyigejihui，nihaishiyaozijizhengqu。”
“jiuherenshenglisuoyoudexuanzeyiyang。”
yexinjiwoshenshenjuleyigong，wokanzhetalikaidebeiying。
wohetadouyiyang，likaileyejiadenitan，womendouhuiyougenghaodeweilai。
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