《地府实习,我把孟婆汤换成可乐》 小说介绍
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zaizhongmukuikuizhixia,bazhengwanmengpotanghualadaojinlewangchuanhe。
helipiaozhedewanyierbeizheiweidaoxundezhifanbaiyan。zheijiahuodangchangshayanle:"da、dage?""xiongdi,
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shouliniezheyigekongkeleping,youyixiameiyixiadiqiaozhebinglengdeshizhu。wangchuanheshuiyijiushineisiyangzi,
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shuodehaotingshijiyinde,qishijiushiliushuixianningluosi。fuzejipaiduideguihunshengyiwanmengpotang,
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nazheweibode“mingtongbi”yuexin,ganzhezuimeiqiantudehuoer。“ai……”wodalegehaqian,
kanzhemianqianpaidewangbudaotoudeguihunzhangdui,ganjuezhenggeguishengdouhuianle。duiwuzuiqianmiande,
shigegangsimeiduojiudechengxuyuan。heiyanquanbiguihaizhong,toufakanbiniaowo,
shenshangchuanzheyijianyinzhe“daimajiushiwolaopo”dewenhuashan。tashuangyanwushendijieguowodiguoqudetangwan,
neibiaoqing,fangfobushizaihemengeptang,ershizaijieyigexindexuqiu。
wojixiedizhongfuzhebiaozhunhuashu:“heleta,wangleaihenqingchou,wanglesuoyoubug,
xiabeizizuogechanpinjingli,quzhemobieren。”tamamudidiandiantou,yangtoujiuyaohe。jiuzaizheishi,
wonaozililingguangyishan。huozheshuo,shixiande**deshenjingturanchouleyixia。wokanzheshoulibingliangdekeleping,
youkanlekanpangbiandaguolineimaozheguiyireqi、wenqilaixiangshuaguoshuidemengpotang,
yigedadandaozuyirangwohunfeiposandexiangfamaolechulai。“denghuier!”woyibaqiangguotashoulidewan。
neichengxuyuanguihunmangrandikanzhewo。wochongtajichuyigeziyiweiheaideweixiao,ranhouzhuanshen,
zaisuoyouguihunheyinchatongshijingedemuguangzhong,jiangmanmanyiwanmengpotang,“ciliu”yixia,
quandaojinlewangchuanheli。helimougebuzhimingdewanyierfanlegeshen,sihubeizheiweidaojichongdaole。“xiongdi,
kannishangbeiziyeburongyi。jinerwojinihuangekouwei,changchangwomenzheierxinyanfade‘wangqingkuaileshui’,
jingergengda,baozhengniwanglesuoyoufannao,xiabeizizhijiecaifuziyou!”shuozhe,
woningkaizangzaixiuzilideyidapingjiatingzhuangkele,shuliandijiwanmanshang。
“cila——”shenhesedeyetimaozhehuankuaidepaopao,yigutiannidejiaotangweishunjianyaguolemengpotangdesouwei。
neichengxuyuanguihundeyanjingli,diyicichuxianleguang。tadaidaidikanzhewanlineibuduanfantengdeqipao,
fangfokandaoletiantang。“zhei……zheishishenmexianlu?”“haodongxi。”wobawansaitashouli,paizhexiongfubaozheng,
“shengjiban,neibu**,yibanguiwodoubujitahe。kuai,yikoumen,biedanwuhoumianguitoutai。
”tajidongdeguishouzhandou,jieguowan,bishangyanjing,yifushisiruguidebiaoqing,mengdiguanlexiaqu。
“geer——!”yishengxiangliangde、daizheeryanghuatanqixidebaoge,xiangchezhenggenaiheqiao。
neichengxuyuanguihunhunshenyizhen,shuangyanmengdizhengkai,yanshenlidemimangyisaoerkong,
querdaizhideshiyizhongqiansuoweiyoudeqingxinghe……fennu!“**!”tayipaidatui,zhizhewopokoudama,
“woxiangqilaile!shangzhouneigebwangwu!tashuofuwuqijueduiwending,jieguolaozijiabandaolingchensandian,
gangtangxiajiucusile!tanainaide,laozibutoutaile!woyaohuiquzhaotasuoming!”shuozhe,
tazhuanshenjiuyaowanghuichong。wodangshijiumengle。jubenbushizheimexiedea!shuohaodewangqingni?shuohaodekuaileni?
“lanzhuta!”pangbiandeyinchalaowangzhongyufanyingguolai,huiwuzhekusangbangjiuchongleshangqu。
xianchangshunjianluanchengyiguozhou。neichengxuyuanguihunzhangzhezijihaiyoushengqiandejiyi,jiashangganghelekeledalejixue,
jurangewailinghuo,yibianduoshanyibianhaizaineierhan:“xiongdimen!bieheneitang!shipianrende!
helejiushenmedouwangle!laobanqiannidegongzi、nvpengyoupituidechou,doubaobulele!”zheihuayichu,
zhenggeguihunduiwudouzhale。“shenme?helejiuwangle?”“**,wogangxiangqilai,
womaidecaipiaozhonglewubaiwan,haimeiquduijianga!”“wolaoposhuotazhishizhaolegenanguimi,
wotamaxianzaixiangqilaile,neinandejiushiwogebilaowang!”“butoutaile!jianjuebutoutaile!tuiqian!
”guihunmenqunqingjifen,kaishichongjinaiheqiaodezhixu。woshalengzaiyuandi,shoulihainazheneipingkele,
ganjuezijihaoxiangtonglegetiandadelouzi。gengyaomingdeshi,wodingtoushangsi,mengpobenpo,
naiheqiaopianqujianwangchuanheshiyebuzongfuzeren——mengsijiang,zhengmaizhenengbaqingshibancaichuliefengdebuzi,
chaowozoulai。tajintianchuanleyishenheisedezhiyetaoqun,toufapandeyisibugou,
lianshangneifujinsiyanjingdoudangbuzhutayanshenlideshaqi。tazoudaowomianqian,meishuohua,zhishiditou,
congdishangjianqileneigebeiwodiudiaodekongkeleping。“kekoukele?”tabinglengdeshengyinlibudaiyisiganqing,
“jichuan,zheijiushinishuode‘wangqingkuaileshui’?”wotuiduziyoudianzhuanjin,
jiejiebabadishuo:“meng……mengjie,nintingwojieshi,wojiushixianggaogechanpinchuangxin,
tishengyixiakehutiyan……”“kehutiyan?”mengsijianglengxiaoyisheng,
zhizheneiqunzhengzaiheyinchazhenrenpkdeguihun,“zheijiushinitishengchulaidetiyan?
rangtamenxiangqileshangbeizideenyuan,jitibaodong,dusailunhuitongdao?”tazhaixiayanjing,
yongyikuaishoupamanmancashizhe,dongzuoyouya,danshuochulaidehuaquerangworuzhuibingku。
“nizhidaodusailunhuitongdaoyigeshichen,duizhenggedifudekpiyingxiangyouduodama?
”“nizhidaorangyigedaizhejiyideyuanguipaohuiyangjian,huizaochengduodadeyinguolvdongdangma?
”“nizhidaonizheigeyuedejiangjin,meilema?”woliansefabai,duosuozheshuo:“mengjie,
wo……wocuole……”“cuole?”tadaishangyanjing,jingpianfanshezhebinglengdeguang,“xieyiwanzidejiantao,
doumibubuleniwanfenzhiyideguocuo。”tadunledun,taiqishou。wohedeyibiyan,
yiweitayaoyizhangbawodadehunfeiposan。jieguo,tazhishiqingqingdinazoulewoshoulineibanpingkele,
fangdaobizixiawenlewen,meitouzhoudegengshenle。“zheidongxi,tangfentaigao,haiyouqiti。
fanrenheduoledourongyidetangniaobing,nijiguihunhe?”takanxiangwo,yanshenlichongmanlekanzhizhangdelianmin,
“jichuan,woyoushihouzhendehenhaoqi,niqijiulaoyedaodishizaoleshenmenie,caihuiyounizheimegeqinqi。
”jiuzaizheishi,yuanchuchuanlaiyizhenjicudejiaobusheng。yimingchuanzhepanguanguanfu、liansebiguodihaiheidenianqingshenzhi,
daizheliangduiyinbing,qishixiongxiongdichongleguolai。“mengsijiang!zenmehuishi!lunhuisideshujuyijingquanmiantingzhile!
wozheibianjiedaobaogao,shuonizheibiandeguihunzhengzaijitihuabian!”lairenshidifujijianweijianpanguansidexinxing,
cuijue。chulemingdetiemianwusi,zuihendejiushiwomenzheizhongmeibenshihaiaigaoshide“guanxihu”。
cuijueyiyanjiukandaolexianchangdehunluan,hetajiaobianneigeyinzhe“coca-cola”depingzi。
taxianshiyileng,suijiborandanu,zhizhewodebizihoudao:“zheiyoushinigandehaoshi?jichuan!
nidaodixiangganshenme!shangciniyongdahuojidianranlewangchuanhelidezhaoqi,chadianbabangedifujizhale!
zheiciyoushishenme!”wosuozhebozibuganshuohua。mengsijiangqueyibushangqian,budongshengsedidangzaiwomianqian,
pingjingdiduicuijueshuo:“cuipanguan,yidianxiaoxiaodejishuxingdiaozheng,chuledianyiwai。bulaonindajia,
woneibujiunengchuli。”“neibuchuli?”cuijueqixiaole,“xianzaijibaigeguihunduzainaiheqiao,
gegedouhanzheyaohaiyangbaochou,niguanzheijiaoxiaoyiwai?mengsijiang,wojinggaoni,bieyiweiyouyanwangjinichengyao,
nijiukeyibaobishouxia!zheixiaozi,wojintianbixuandifufagui,batadarushibacengdiyu,
rangtachangchangyouzhadeziwei!”yankancuijuejiuyaoxialingzhuaren,mengsijiangqueyijiuyilianpingjing。
tahuranjuqishoulidekeleping,duizheneiqunhaizainaoshideguihun,
yongyizhongqinglengdanjijuchuantoulideshengyinhandao:“doujiwoanjing!”quanchangshunjianyijing。
suoyouguihunheyinchadoutinglexialai,kanxiangzheiweinaiheqiaozhenzhengdedalao。mengsijianghuanglehuangshoulidekele,
duizheneiqunguihunshuo:“nimenbuxianghemengpotang,shipawangleguoqu,juedechilekui,duima?
”guihunmenfenfendiantou。“hao。”mengsijiangdiandiantou,“neiwoxianzaijinimenyigexuanze。”tadunledun,
huanhuanshuochuleyijurangbaokuowozaineidesuoyourendouzhenjingdehua。“congjintianqi,mengpotang……quanmianshengji。
”“nimenkeyixuanzehe‘biaozhunban’,wanglesuoyou,qingsongshanglu。”“huozhe……”tajuqikeleping,
zuijiaogouqiyimoyiweishenzhangdeweixiao,“jiayibaigemingtongbi,goumai‘haohuazunxiangban’。
bujinnengrangnijizhushangbeizisuoyoudeshi,haineng……fuzengxiabeizicaipiaozhongjianghaomayizu。”quanchangsiji。
liancuijuedoutingshale。jimiaohou,guihunduiwulibaofachujingtiandongdidehuanhusheng。“woyaohaohuaban!
woyaohaohuaban!”“yibaimingtongbishiba?woshaodezhiqiangoubugou?”“zhongjianghaoma!**!zheiganqinghaoa!
”womudengkoudaidikanzhemengsijiang。jie,nizheishangyetounao,buquyangjiandangceokexilea!
di2zhangyiwanzijiantaoheyifenshangyejihuashunaiheqiaodesaoluan,yiyizhongsheiyemeixiangdaodefangshipingxile。
zai“haohuazunxiangbanmengpotang”deyouhuoxia,guihunmenshunjiancongbaotubianchengleaoaodaibudexiaofeizhe。
tamenzidongpaihaodui,yigegeyanbabadiwangzhemengsijiang,shengpazijidemingtongbibugou,
cuoguolezheigeqianzainanfengde“toutailicaichanpin”。cuijuedelianheidexianggangcongmoshuililaochulaiyiyang。
taxiangfazuo,quefaxianzijigenbenzhaobudaofazuodeliyou。difudefaguili,
kemeixiezhebuxugao“fufeizengzhifuwu”。renjiamingmabiaojia,yigeyuandayigeyuanai,nijijianweiguandezhema?
“mengsijiang!ni……nizheishihunao!”cuijuebielebantian,caijichuzheimeyijuhua。
mengsijiangyouyadituiletuijinsiyanjing,dandandishuo:“cuipanguan,wozheijiaoshunying‘guixin’,yushijujin。
nikan,zhixubujiuhuifulema?lunhuisideshujumashangjiunengdongqilaile。zheijiaojieguodaoxiang,guochengbuzhongyao。
”shuozhe,tazhuanxiangwo,lianshangdeweixiaoshunjianxiaoshi,youhuifuleneifulengruobingshuangdebiaoqing。“jichuan,ni,
genwolaibangongshi。”woxinligedengyixia,zhidaoqiuhousuanzhangdeshihoudaole。wodalazhenaodai,
genzaimengsijiangshenhou,chuanguoxixirangrangdeguiqun,zoujinlenaiheqiaotoude“mengpotangshiyebubangongshi”。
bangongshibuda,danshoushideyichenburan。qiangshangguazhegezhongkpitubiao,
shenme“benyuetoutaiguihunshuliang”、“mengpotanghaopinglv”、“lunhuizhuanhualv”dengdeng,kandewoyanyun。
mengsijiangzuozaitaneizhangjudadeheitanmubangongzhuohou,jiangneibanpingkele“dong”deyishengfangzaizhuoshang。“shuoba。
”tashizhijiaocha,chengzhexiaba,yanshenruilirudao,“weishenmeyaozheimezuo?”wodizhetou,
xiaoshengshuo:“mengjie,wojiushi……juedetaiwuliaole。meitianzhongfuyiyangdegongzuo,
ganjueguishengmeiyouyiyi……”“suoyinijiunazhenggelunhuitixidewendinglaixunzhaoniderenshengyiyi?
”“wo……womeixiangneimeyanzhong。woyiweineikelehexiaqu,tamendingduojiushidagege,
ranhougaiwangdehaishihuiwang……”mengsijiangtanlekouqi,rouleroumeixin,xiandeyouxiepibei。“jichuan,
nilaidifushixisangeyue,redehuobiguoqusanbainiandouduo。nidaodizhibuzhidao,nijintiangandeshiqing,
houguoyouduoyanzhong?”“zhidao,jiangjinmeile……”“buzhi!”mengsijiangdaduanwo,
“nirangguihundaizhejiyiqutoutai,zheibenshenjiuweifanletiandaofaze。yaobushiwogangcaijizhongshengzhi,
yong‘caipiaohaoma’zheigeyoutoubashiqingyaxiaqu,xianzailaidejiubushicuijue,ershitianleile!”tadunledun,
yuqishaoweihuanheleyixie:“niyiweiwozhenyoucaipiaohaoma?neishiwolinshiqidongle‘lunhuihuanshu’,
rangtamenzaitoutaideshunjian,naozilisuijishengchengyichuanshuzi,rangtamenyiweizijizhanlebianyi。
zheizhonghuanshujihaoyinde,wozheigeyuedexiuxingquanbaifeile。”wotingdemudengkoudai,
xinliyongqiyigumomingdekuijiu。“mengjie,duibuqi……”“daoqianyouyongdehua,haiyaodifufaguiganshenme?
”mengsijiangcongchoutilinachuyitazhiheyizhibi,tuidaowomianqian,“yiwanzijiantao,shouxie。
xiebuwanbuxuxiaban。”wokanzheneihouhouyitazhi,liandoulvle。“mengjie,yiwanzi……shibushiyoudianduoa?
wuqianzixingbuxing?wobaozhengshenke!”mengsijiangpielewoyiyan:“neijiuyiwanwuqianzi。
neirongbaokuodanbuxianyu:shijiandeqiyin、jingguo、jieguo,nidesixiangdongtai,duidifuzaochengdeelieyingxiang,
yijiniduiwogerenzaochengdejingshenheyindesunshi。shaoyigezi,nijiuquyouguolixigezao,lengjingyixia。
”wobuganzaitaojiahaijia,kuzheliannaqibi。kehaimeidengwokaishixie,mengsijiangyoukaikoule。
“jiantaoxiewanzhihou,zaixieyifendongxi。”“a?haixie?
”“yifenguanyu‘wangqingkuaileshui’deshangyejihuashu。”wolengzhule:“shangye……jihuashu?
”mengsijiangdiandiantou,biaoqingyansu:“nijintiansuiranshihunao,danquewuyizhongdianxinglewoyijianshi。
difudeyunyingmoshi,queshitaichenjiule。jiqiannianlai,womenzhitigongzuijichude‘qinglingfuwu’,
wanquanmeiyoukaolvguoguihunmendegexinghuaxuqiu。”tazhanqishen,zoudaochuangbian,kanzhechuangwaiyijiuzaipaiduideguihun。
“youdegui,shangbeiziguodetaiku,babudewangdeyiganerjing。youdegui,quedaizhejudadeyihanhebugan。
qiangxingrangtamenwangjiyiqie,queshibu‘guidao’。”tazhuanguoshen,kanzhewo,
yanshenlishanshuozheyizhongwocongweijianguodeguangmang,neishiyexinhe……shangji。
“nineige‘haohuazunxiangban’dedianzi,suiranlipu,danhenyouqifaxing。
womenwanquankeyiweirao‘jiyi’zheigehexin,kaifayixiliedezengzhifuwu。”tayueshuoyuexingfen,
kaishizaibangongshiliduobu。“biru,‘jiyicunchufuwu’,
guihunkeyibatamenzuizhenguidejiyibeifenzaiwomendeyunduan,xiabeiziyoujihuikeyifufeijiesuo。”“zaibiru,
‘jiyijianjifuwu’,zhishanchutongkuhuiyi,baoliukuaileshiguang。”“haiyou‘jiyigongxiangfuwu’!
keyirangqinren、airenzaitoutaiqian,jiaohuanyiduanbicizuizhongyaodejiyi!”wotingdexiabadoukuaidiaole。mengjie,
nizheinaozi,buquyangjiangezibenjiadejiucai,zhenshiqucaile!
nizheishiyaobadifudazaochengyige“jiyichanye”dedujiaoshougongsia!“suoyi,”mengsijiangtingxiajiaobu,
zhongxinzuohuizhuohou,muguangzhuozhuodikanzhewo,“jichuan,woxuyaoni,bazheixiexiangfa,
xitongdizhenglichengyifenkezhixingdeshangyejihuashu。
baokuoshichangfenxi、chanpindingwei、dingjiacelve、tuiguangfanganhefengxianpinggu。
”tazhilezhizhuoshangdekele:“jiucongzheige‘wangqingkuaileshui’kaishi。woyaozhidao,zheidongxidechengfenshishenme,
chengbenduoshao,duiguihundehuntiyoumeiyoufuzuoyong,yiji……womendifuziji,nengbunengliangchan。
”wochedishale。woyigexuezhaguanxihu,nirangwoxieshangyejihuashu?
wolianswotfenxishinasigedancidoupinbuquana!“meng……mengjie,
zheige……wobuhuia……”“buhuijiuxue。”mengsijiangdeyuqiburongzhiyi,“wojinisantianshijian。
santianhou,ruguowokandaodeshiyifengoupibutongdedongxi,neinijiubushixieyiwanwu-qianzijiantaole,
ershizhijiequjiyouguojiare。”tadunledun,zuijiaogouqiyimobuyichajuedehudu。“dangran,
ruguonixiedehao……nizheigeyuedejiangjin,keyikaolvfashuangbei。”wodeyanjing“shua”diyixialiangle。
shuangbeijiangjin!neikeshihaojiqianmingtongbi!gouwozaidifuzuihaohuadektvlidianyipaiguimeizipeiwochanggele!
“baozhengwanchengrenwu!”wo“pa”diyixializhengzhanhao,qichendantian,houdedidongshanyao。
bujiushishangyejihuashuma?bujiushipptdafama?xiangdangnianzaiyangjian,wosuiranshixuezha,
danhuyoulaoshidebenshikeshiyiliude!dabule,wobayangjianneixiehulianwanggongsideheihuaquandoubanguolai!
shenme“funeng”、“bihuan”、“datongdicengluoji”、“qiangzhanyonghuxinzhi”,
hunongniyigejiqiannianmeishangguowangdegudaishenxian,neihaibushishoudaoqinlai?wonaqizhibi,
ganjuezijiderensheng……ebu,guisheng,diyicichongmanleganjing。xiancongjiantaokaishi。
“zunjingdemengsijianglingdao:huaizhewubichentonghekuijiudexinqing,woxiexiazheifenjian-tao。jintian,
de、dongyaolelunhuigenjide、yanzhongshanghaileningerenganqinghedifujitirongyudetaotiandazui……”woyibianxie,
yibianzaixinlipansuanzhewodeshangyejihuashu。
《guanyunaiheqiaocanyinfuwutixigaigeji“mengpo+”pinpaizhanlveshengjidekexingxingbaogao》。ng,zheigebiaoti,
gouhuren。di3zhangpanguandekpi,wodepptjiexialaidesantian,woguodebiguihailei。baitian,
wodejixuzainaiheqiaodangwodeliushuixianyuangong,jiguihunshengtang——xianzaishiliangzhongtangle,
mianfeide“jingdianban”heshoufeide“kuaileshuiban”。wanshang,wojiubazijiguanzaifenpeijiwodexiaodanjianli,
dianzheyigenyouyoudebailazhu,yibianfenbijishuxieneiyaomingdeyiwanwuqianzijiantao,
yibianjiaojinnaozhidibianwodeshangyejihuashu。weilewanchengmengsijiangjiaodaiderenwu,wohuochuqule。
wotongguowoqijiulaoyedeguanxi,gaodaoleyitaidifuneibuzhuanyongde“wangxiangtaizhongduanji”,
zheiwanyiernenglianshangyangjiandehulianwang,buguowangsumandegenniucheyiyang,erqiemeixiaoshishoufeijugui。
wohuaguangleshanggeyuedequanbugongzi,xiazaileshijifenyangjiandingjiantouxingdeshangyejihuashumoban,
youbashenme“shichangyingxiao4plilun”、“botewulimoxing”zhileidedongxihuluntunzaodisaijinnaozili。
ranhou,wokaishilewopingshengzuidadeyici“xueshuchuangzuo”。wobakekoukeledepeifang,
yongyizhongjiqixuanhuandefangshizhongxinbaozhuang。shenme“caijijiuyouzhixiadeyinquan,
rongheyuanlingxiaosanshiyichude‘qingxulizi’,zaiyiwangchuanhepande‘duanhuncao’jinxingdiwencuiqu,
zuihouzhurulaizi**kaitianpidishiliuxiadeyilv‘hundunzhiqi’……”fanzhengzenmexuanhuzenmelai,
chuiniuyoubuyongshangshui。chengben?wozhijiexie“yuancailiaojunlaizidifuneibu,kexunhuanliyong,
zonghechengbenjiejinyuling”。fuzuoyong?“jingguochubulinchuangshiyan,guihunyinyonghou,
huntiwendingdutisheng12.5%,zairulunhuishi,jingshenrenxingzengqiang,
keyouxiaojiangdixiabeizichengweifeichaidegailv。”shujuquanshiwobiande,fanzhengtamenyemeifayanzheng。
zhiyushichangfenxi、yonghuhuaxiang、yinglimoshi……wogengshibayangjianhulianwangquandeneitaoheihuafahuidaolejizhi。
“womenjiangyinaiheqiaoweihexinliuliangrukou,jingzhunbuhuo‘gaojingzhi’guihunyonghu,
tongguofufeizengzhifuwushixianliuliangbianxian。chuqizhudayinpin‘wangqingkuaileshui’zuoweibaokuandanpin,
daposhichangchenji。zhongqi,womenjianghengxiangtuozhanchanpinjuzhen,tuichu‘mengpoji’pinpaidezhoubian,
ru‘sanshengshi’upan、‘bianhua’xiangxundeng。zuizhong,
womenjiangdazaoyigeji‘canyin’、‘wenchuang’、‘jiyifuwu’yuyitide‘difulunhuishengtaibihuan’,
funengzhenggedifudechanyeshengji……”xiedaozuihou,wozijidoukuaixinle。wojuedewobushizaixieshangyejihuashu,
woshizaichuangshiji。santianhou,wodingzhelianggebiguihaizhongdeheiyanquan,
bayifenhoudawushiyede《“mengpo+”pinpaizhanlveshengjijihuashu》heyiwanwuqianzidejiantao,
yiqijiaodaolemengsijiangdebangongzhuoshang。mengsijiangxianshinaqiwodejiantao,saoleliangyan,meitoujiuzhouleqilai。
“jichuan,nizheijiantaoli,guangshi‘wocuole’jiuyonglebabaiduozhongbutongdexiucishoufa,youbiyaoma?
”“lingdao,zheixiandeworencuotaiduchengken。”tameizaishuoshenme,bajiantaofangdaoyibian,
ranhounaqileneifenzhuangdingjingmeidejihuashu。takandefeichangman,feichangzixi。
bangongshilianjingdezhishengxiatafandongzhizhangdeshengyin。wodexintidaolesangziyan,shouxinliquanshihan。zheiganjue,
bidangnianzaiyangjiandenggaokaochengjihaijinzhang。buzhiguoleduojiu,mengsijiangzhongyufangxialejihuashu。tataitoukanzhewo,
yanshenfuza,youjingya,youzanxu,haiyouyisi……kunhuo。“jichuan,”tahuanhuankaikou,
“nizheifen……dongxi,limianhenduociwodoukanbudong。shenmejiao‘xiachenshichang’?‘siyuliuliang’youshishenme?
haiyouzheige‘feilunxiaoying’……niquedingnixiedebushishenmetianshu?”wolianmangjieshi:“mengjie,
zheixiedoushiyangjianzuixianjindeguanlixuelilun!jueduikexue!”“shima?”tanaqijihuashu,
“neinijiwojieshijieshi,nizheigedingjiacelve。‘biaozhunbankuaileshui,100mingtongbi。’‘changyinban,
150mingtongbi,fuzengbianhuaxiguanyigen。’‘jiatingfenxiangban,500mingtongbi,maisansongyi,
shihequanjiayiqitoutaidekehu。’……jichuan,nidangzheishizaimainaichama?”“zheijiaojiageqishi……abu,
zheijiaomanzubutongxiaofeicengjidekehuxuqiu!”mengsijiangchenmole。tadingzhewokanlezuzuyifenzhong,
jiudaowoyiweitayaojiaoyinbingbawotuochuqukanle。zuihou,tazhangzhangditanleyikouqi。
“suirandabufendoukanbudong,dan……”taqiaoleqiaojihuashudefengmian,“……fangxiangshiduide。
”woxinliyikuaidashitouluoledi。“nihenyouxiangfa,jichuan。”mengsijiangzhanqishen,zoudaowoshenbian,
diyiciyongyizhongjinhu“xinshang”deyanshenkanzhewo,“wojuedingle,chengli‘naiheqiaochanpinchuangxinbu’,ni,
laidangzheigebumendediyigeyuangong。jiantaojiubuyongxiele,yihounidegongzuo,
jiushizhuanmenyanjiuzenmebazheixieluanqibazaodexiangfa,bianchengxianshi。”wojidongdechadianjitaguixia。
“xiexiemengjie!woyidingbugufunindeqiwang!”“xianbiegaoxingdetaizao。”mengsijianghuafengyizhuan,
“xiangfahenhao,danzhixingqilai,kunnanzhongzhong。zuidadekunnan,jiushiyigeren。”“shei?”“cuijue。
”mengsijiangdeliansechenlexialai:“cuijuezheigeren,keban、guzhi,zuizhongchuantongheguiju。
tayizhijuedewodeguanlifangshitaiguo‘linghuo’,xianzaiwomenyaogaozheimedadegaige,
tajueduihuishidiyigetiaochulaifanduide。tazaishidianyanwangmianqianhenshouqizhong,ruguotatielexinyaozunao,
womencunbunanxing。”woyitingyefanlechou。cuijueneizhangheilian,woshizhenbuxiangzaikanjianle。
“nei……neizenmeban?”mengsijiangchenyinpianke,zuijiaohuranyougouqineimoshuxide、fuheideweixiao。
“yaorangyigerenbizui,zuihaodebanfa,bushiduzhutadezui,ershi……”takanzhewo,
yiziyijudishuo:“batayelaxiashui,rangtagenwomenbianchengyigenshengshangdemazha。”womeitingdong:“zenmela?
”“cuijueshipanguan,tazuikanzhongdeshishenme?”woxianglexiang:“guiju?zhixu?haishi……tadewushamao?
”“shikpi。”mengsijiangyizhenjianxue,“panguansidehexinkpi,
shi‘shaneshangfazhunquelv’he‘yuanguijiyaqinglinglv’。shuobaile,jiushiyaobagaifadedoufale,
gaishangdedoushangle,bunengliuxiayibihutuzhang。”“danzheijinian,difudeyuanguiyuejiyueduo。”tatanlekouqi,
“henduoguihunyuanqitaizhong,buyuanyijieshoushenpan,yebuyuanyitoutai,jiuzhiliuzaidifu,chengle‘guidingzihu’。
cuijueweilezheigeshi,toufadoukuaichoubaile,tiantianbeiyanwangjiaoqukaihuiaipi。”wohaoxiangyoudianmingbaile。
“mengjie,nindeyisishi……”“meicuo。”meng-sijiangdeyanzhongshanzhejingguang,“womende‘kuaileshui’,
buguangnengrangguihundaizhejiyitoutai,hainengganshenme?”wonaozifeisuyunzhuan,shunjianxiangtongleguanjie。
“nengrangtamen……xinqingbianhao!”“dui!”mengsijiangdalegexiangzhi,“guihunweishenmeyuanqizhong?
jiushiyinweixinliyouzhinian,xiangbukai。ruguowomenzaishenpanqian,jitamenlaiyiping‘kuaileshui’,
rangtamenhuiyiqishangbeizineixiekaixindeshi,shibushijiunengyouxiaojiangditamendeyuanqizhi,
rangtamenxinpingqihedijieshoushenpan?”wodaoxiyikouliangqi。gao!shizaishigao!
zheibujiushiyangjiande“tingqiandiaojie”ma?haishidai“xinli**”fuwudeneizhong!“mengjie,ninshitiancaia!
”“bushiwotiancai,shinineigepokelejilewolinggan。”mengsijiangbaibaishou,“jihuawoyijingxianghaole。
womenquzhaocuijue,bushiqugentashangliang,ershiqujitasongyifendali。”“womenjiugaosuta,
women‘naiheqiaochanpinchuangxinbu’,yanfachuleyikuankeyixianzhutisheng‘yuanguijiyaqinglinglv’degemingxingchanpin。
zhiyaotagenwomenhezuo,zaitadepanguansiquanmiantuiguang,buchusangeyue,baozhengtadekpinengfanyifan。
”“daoshihou,yanwangyemianqiandedahongrenjiushita。tadeleshihui,womendelefangbian。
zheijiao……”taxianglexiang,congwodejihuashulizhaodaoleyigeci。“zheijiao,shuangying。”wokanzhemengsijiang,
xinlidiyiciduizheigelengmianshangsichanshengletaotaojiangshuibandejingpei。zheinashishenmeshenxian,
zheifenmingjiushidifubande“badaonvzongcai”a!yunchouweiwo,shafaguoduan,haidongdezenmenanierenxin。
genzhetagan,woganjuewodeguisheng,zhendeyaokaishifaguangfarele。di4zhangwohepanguantanhezuo,
taguanwojiaoxiongdidiertian,wochuaizheneifensanfazheyoumoxiangdeshangyejihuashu,genzaimengsijiangshenhou,
xiongjiujiuqiangangdishaxianglepanguandian。panguandianjiandeneijiaoyigesenyan,heisedejushi,gaosongdeliangzhu,
menkouhaidunzheliangzhibikachehaidadeshishou,ziyaliezuide,gaodegenyaozhaiyiyang。dianneiguangxianhunan,
zhiyouqiangbishangjizhanyouyoudeguihuozaitiaodong。kongqilimimanzheyiguchenjiudejuanzongheliuhuangdeweidao。
cuijuezhengzuozaiyizhangbitahaiheidejudashuanhou,maitouchulizheduijirushandeanjuan。tingdaojiaobusheng,
tatouyebutai,bunaifandishuodao:“shenmeshi?buzhidaowohenmangma?yaoshicuibaoxiaode,xiageyuezailai!
”“cuipanguan,haodadeguanweia。”mengsijiangdeshengyinqinglengdixiangqi。cuijuemengditaitou,kandaowomenliang,
meitoushunjianningchengleyigege-da。“mengsijiang?haiyounizheige……huohai!”takandaowo,
yanshenlideyanejianzhibujiayanshi,“nimenlaiwozheiganshenme?wokejinggaonimen,panguandianshidifuzhongdi,
bushinimennaiheqiaoneizhongluanqibazaodecaishichang!”wogangxiangfanboliangju,mengsijiangyigeyanshenjiurangwobilezui。
takuankuanshangqian,lianshangdaizhezhiyehuadeweixiao,jiangwoneifenjihuashu,qingqingdifangzailecuijueduimanjuanzongdezhuoshang。
“cuipanguan,shaoanwuzao。womenjintianlai,bushilaidaoluande,shilaijininsongyifendali。”“dali?
”cuijuechixiaoyisheng,kandoumeikanneifenjihuashu,“ninengjiwosongshenmedali?
shisongwojibaigenaozheyaohaiyangdeyuangui,haishisongwojixiangnineibuzhisuoweide‘kuaileshui’?”“songninde,
shininmengmeiyiqiudedongxi。”mengsijiangbujibuzao,shenchuyigenshouzhi,zaijihuashudefengmianshangqingqingyidian。
“songninyifen,nengzaisangeyuenei,rangnindianlide‘yuanguijiyaqinglinglv’,tishengbaifenzhiwushidejiejuefangan。
”cuijuededongzuojiangzhule。tahuanhuantaiqitou,yanshenlichongmanlehuaiyi:“nishuoshenme?”“woshuo,
”mengsijiangjiazhongleyuqi,“woyoubanfa,bangnijiejueneixie‘guidingzihu’。”zheixia,
cuijueshizhendezuobuzhule。“guidingzihu”shitazuidadexinbing。neixieyuangui,youyanbujin,ruanyingbuchi,
shenpanbule,yelunhuibule,jiuneimehaozaidifu,zhanzheziyuan,laditadekpi。tachangshiguogezhongbanfa,
weibi、liyou、shenzhiqinggaosenglainianjing,jieguodoumeiyong。xianzaimengsijiangjuranshuoyoubanfa?“bukeneng。
”cuijueduanranfouding,“mengsijiang,nibiezaizheigenwogunongxuanxu。niyaozhenyouzheibenshi,
haihuiwozainineixiaoxiaodenaiheqiao?”“youmeiyoubenshi,bushikaozuishuode。”mengsijiangweiweiyixiao,
shiyiwoshangqian。woshenxiyikouqi,zhidaolundaowoshangchangbiaoyanle。woqingleqingsangzi,
xuezheyangjianneixiechenggongxuedashidepaitou,wangqianzouleliangbu。“cuidaren,”woguyibachenghuhuandezunjingyixie,
“ninshifouhaizaiweiyuanguijubupeiheshenpanerfannao?ninshifouhaizaiweikpichangniandiandieryebunengmei?
ninshifoukewangdedaoyanwangjiajiang,zoushangguishengdianfeng?”cuijuebeiwozheisanlianwenwendeyilengyilengde。
wochenredatie,jiangjihuashufandaohexinneiyiye,tuidaotamianqian。“xianzai,yigegaibiandifu,
gaibianninmingyundejihui,jiubaizainindemianqian!”wozhizheshangmiandeliuchengtu,
kaishilewozhunbeileyiwanshangde“luyan”。“womenjiangqimingmingwei‘shenpanqianzhiqingxushudaofangan’!jiancheng,
‘shenqianshudao’!”“qihexinluojishi,zaiyuanguijinrupanguandianjieshouzhengshishenpanzhiqian,
sheliyige‘qingxuhuanchongshi’。zaizheigefangjianli,
womenjiangweitatigongyipingyounaiheqiao**de‘wangqingkuaileshui’!”“zheikuanchanpin,
yunhanzhelaiziyuangudeshenmililiang,nengyouxiaojihuoguihunhuntishenchuzuikuailedejiyi,zhongheyuanqi,
rangtamenyiyizhongpinghe、lixingdexintai,mianduizijishangyishidegongyuguo!”woyibianshuo,
yibianguanchazhecuijuedebiaoqing。tadelianshang,congzuichudebuxie,manmanbianchenglejingya,zuihou,
shiyanshibuzhudehaoqi。“zhei……zheishui,zhenyouzheimeshenqi?”“shijianshijianyanzhenlideweiyibiaozhun!
”wopaizhexiongfu,“cuidaren,ninkeyisuibiantiaoyigeninzheierzuinangaode‘guidingzihu’,
womenxianchangjininyanshi!”cuijueyouyule。zheigetiyiduitalaishuo,youhuotaidale。ruguozhendeyouxiao,
neitajinniandenianzhongjiangjin……“hao!”tayipaizhuozi,zhanleqilai,“wojiuxinnimenyici!daishanglai!
baneigezhangsandaishanglai!”henkuai,lianggeyinbingyazheyigepitousanfa、manlianyuanqidenanguizoulejinlai。
zheinanguijiaozhangsan,jushuoshangbeizishigelaoshiren,beijianfu**suohai,jiaporen-wang,yuanqichongtian。
laidifuzhihou,sheidoubuli,tiantianjiuzaiqiangjiaohuaquanquanzuzhouquanshijie。“jiushita,”cuijuezhizhezhangsan,
“nimenyaoshinengrangtalaolaoshishijieshoushenpan,wojiu……wojiugennimenhezuo!
”mengsijiangjilewoyige“kannidele”deyanshen。woconghuailitaochuyipingzaojiuzhunbeihaodekele,ningkaigai,
didaozhangsanmianqian。“xiongdi,lai,helezheipingshui,baozhengnishenqingqishuang。”zhangsantaiqitou,
xuehongdeyanjingdengzhewo,sihoudao:“gun!woshenmedoubuhe!wohenzheigeshijie!”“biea,
”woxiaoxixidishuo,“zheikebushiputongdeshui。nibuxiangbaochoulema?heleta,naoziqingxingle,
caizhidaoxiabeizigaizenmejingzhunfuchoua。”tingdao“fuchou”lianggezi,zhangsandeyanshendongleyixia。
tajiangxinjiangyidijieguokele,wenlewen,neigutiansisideweidaorangtayouxiemihuo。
zaiwohemengsijiang、cuijuesanshuangyanjingdezhushixia,tayangtou,“gudonggudong”diguanxiaqulebanping。
“geer——!”tongyangshuxidebaoge。ranhou,shenqideyimufashengle。zhangsanlianshangdeyuanqi,
yirouyankejiandesudukaishixiaosan。taxuehongdeyanjingmanmanhuifulezhengchang,jinbengdeshentiyefangsonglexialai。
tadaidaidizhanzhe,haoxiangzaihuiyishenme。turan,ta“wa”deyishengkulechulai。
danzheicibushichongmanyuanhendesihou,ershidaizheyizhong……xingfudegengyan。
“woxiangqilaile……woxiangqiwoniangle……”tayibiankuyibianshuo,“woxiaoshihou,jialiqiong,
woniangzongshitoutoubahaochideliujiwo……tashuo,
woshitazheibeizizuidadejiaoao……”“wohaixiangqiwoxi-fuerle……womengangrenshineihuier,
taxiaoqilaiyoulianggejiuwo,tebiehaokan……”tayueshuoyuejidong,yanleihuahuadiliu。“wo……woshangbeizi,
shitongkua……woyeyouguohenkuailedeshihou……wozenme……wozenmebazheixiedouwangle……”takuzhekuzhe,
turanduizhecuijueguilexialai。“daren!wocuole!wobugaixinhuaiyuanhen!woyaojieshoushenpan!ruguowoyouzui,
woyuanyishoufa!wozhiqiu……zhiqiuxiabeizi,nengzaiyudaowoniang,
zaiyudaoyigexiangwoxi-fuerneiyangduiwohaoderen……”zhenggepanguandian,yaquewusheng。cuijuechedijingdaile。
tazhangzhezui,kankantongkuliutidezhangsan,youkankanwoshoulineibanpingkele,
ganjuezijideshijieguanshoudaolejuliedechongji。zhemoletahaojigeyuede“guidingzihu”,
jiuzheime……beiyipingshuijigaodingle?“shen……shenle……”tanannanziyu。
wochenjibajihuashuyouwangqiantuiletui。“cuidaren,zheizhishiwomenchanpindechujigongxiao。
genjuwomendeyanfaguihua,weilaiwomenhaihuituichu‘jiaqiangban’、‘dingzhiban’,zhenduibutongleixingdeyuangui,
jinxingjingzhun‘qingxuyingxiao’。zhiyaoningenwomenhezuo,jiangcifanganzaipanguandianquanmianpukai,
wobaozheng……”woxuezhemengsijiangdeyangzi,shenchusangenshouzhi。“sangeyue!nindekpi,zhishaofansanbei!
”cuijuedehuxidoubiandecuzhongle。takanzhewo,yanshenlizaiyemeiyoulezhiqiandeyanehebiyi,
querdaizhideshiyizhong……huore。tayigejianbuchongguolai,shuangshoujinjindizhuazhuwodejianbang,yongliyaohuangzhe。
“xiongdi!”tajidongdeshengyindoubianle,“nizhenshigetiancai!difujiuxuyaonizheiyangderencaia!
”wobeitayaodetouyunyanhua。“neige……cuidaren,ninxianfangshou……”“haijiaoshenmedaren!taijianwaile!
yihoujiaowocuige!”tamanlianhongguang,zhuazhewodeshou,qinqiedejiuxiangshisanduoniandeqinxiongdi,“jilaodi!
yihouwomenjiushiyixingxiongdile!nideshi,jiushiwodeshi!sheigandongni,xianwenwenwocuijuedabudaying!
”kanzheyanqianzheigetaiduyibaibashidudazhuanwandecuijue,wogenmengsijiangduishileyiyan。
womendouzaiduifangdeyanzhongkandaoleyijuhua:chengle。di5zhangkeleyaozhangjia,
difugaojijiangencuijuedacheng“zhanlvehezuohuobanguanxi”hou,
womende“naiheqiaochanpinchuangxinbu”suanshizhengshizaidifuzhanwenlejiaogen。cuijuedabiyihui,
zhijiezaipanguandianpangbianhuachuleyikuaidi,jiwomenjian“shenqianqingxuhuanchongzhongxin”。tahaidongyongzijidezhiquan,
jiwomenshenqingleyidabi“weiwenzhuanxiangzijin”,meiqimingyue“yongyudifuhexiewendingjianshe”。youleqian,
youledi,mengsijiangdeyexinyekaishipengzhang。tabawojiaodaobangongshi,rengjiwoyizhangcaotu。“jichuan,
zheishiwolianyehuade‘qingxuhuanchongzhongxin’deshejitu,nikanyixia。”wojieguolaiyikan,
yanzhuzichadianmeidiaochulai。zheinashishenme“huanchongzhongxin”,
zheifenmingjiushiyigejicanyin、yule、xiuxianyuyitide“yinjianwandaguangchang”a!caotushang,
bujinyouwomenhexinde“kuaileshui”batai,
pangbianhaiguihuale“santuhepanlutiankafeizuo”、“bianhuahaixinlizixunshi”,
shenzhi……shenzhihaiyouyige“ktvbaoxiang”,biaozhuzhe“yongyufaxieduoyuqingxu,anshishoufei”。
“meng……mengjie,zheishibushiyoudiantaikuazhangle?”wozhizheneigektv,“jiguichangge?
tamennengxiaofeideqima?”“muguangduanqian。”mengsijiangbailewoyiyan,
“niyiweiwomenzhuandezhishiguihundeqianma?cuole。womendemubiaokehu,shizhenggedifudegongwuyuanxitong!
”tajiwosuanlebizhang。“difuyouduoshaoyincha、panguan、niutoumamian?tamenmeitianmianduizheguikulanghao,
gongzuoyalidabuda?tamenxubuxuyaoyigedifangfangsong、jieya?”“nixiangxiangkan,”taxunxunshanyou,
“dangcuijueshenleyitiananzi,shenxinjupideshihou,womendishangyibeibingzhenkuaileshui,
zaiqingtaquktvhouliangsangzi。tahuibuhuijuedewomenhentiexin?yihouwomendehezuo,huibuhuigengshunchang?
”“dangneixieyinchayasongguihunleidebansideshihou,keyizaiwomendekafeizuoxiexiejiao,hebei‘wangchuantediao’。
tamenhuibuhuiduiwomenxincunganji?yihounaiheqiaodezhixu,shibushijiugenghaoweihule?”wotingdelianliandiantou,
xinliduimengsijiangdechongbaiyoushangleyigexingaodu。gao!shizaishigao!zheijiaoshenme?
zheijiao“datongbduan(qiyekehu),zaifushecduan(gerenkehu)”!“keshimengjie,
”wotichuleyigehenxianshidewenti,“womennalaineimeduokelea?wocongyangjiantouduyici,
zuiduoyejiudaigejixiang,genbenbugouzheimedadexiaohaoliang。”zheishiwomenmuqianzuidadepingjing。
“kuaileshui”suiranxiaoguobaqun,danchannengyanzhongbuzu。xianzainaiheqiaoyijingshi**gongyingle,
meitianyikaishoujiubeiqianggouyikong,heishishangshenzhichaodaoleyuanjiadeshibei。“suoyi,”mengsijiangqiaoleqiaozhuozi,
shuochuletadezuizhongmude,“womenbixujiejuegongyingliandewenti。womenyaozaidifu,
jianlizijide‘kuaileshui’shengchanxian。”“zijishengchan?”wolengzhule,“womenmeipeifang,meishebei,
zenmeshengchan?”“peifang,nilaixiangbanfa。”mengsijiangkanzhewo,
“nibushishuozheidongxishishenme‘hundunzhiqi’、‘qingxulizi’zuodema?nijiuanzhaonichuideniu,
qujiwobatazhendegaochulai。”wo:“……”jie,woneishiweilehuyoucuijuexiabiandea!nihaidangzhenle?
“zhiyushebei……”mengsijiangcongchoutilinachuyifenwenjian,dijiwo,“zheishiwotuoguanxi,
congtiantinggongbugaodaode‘sanjiewuzicaigouxuke’。nikeyipingzheige,quyigejiao‘wanjiejiaoyisuo’dedifang。
”“wanjiejiaoyisuo?”“ng。neishilianjiezhutianwanjiedeyigezhonglishichang,shenmexiqiguguaidedongxidouyoumai。
shangdaoxiandanshenqi,xiadaokejizaowu,yingyoujinyou。niquneilikankan,
nengbunengzhaodaoshengchan‘kuaileshui’deshebei,huozheleisidetidaipin。”tajilewoyigeqiandai,chendiandiande。
“zheilimianshizheicidezhuanxiangzijin,shengzhedianhua。jizhu,womendemubiaoshi,
jianliyitiaonenggoushixianbendihua、guimohua、zidonghuade‘kuaileshui’shengchanxian。
zheishiwomen‘mengpo+’zhanlvedediyibu,yeshizuiguanjiandeyibu。”wojieguoqiandaihexuke,
ganjuezijijianshangdedanzibitaishanhaizhong。zheiyijingbushiyigejiandandeshixishengrenwule,
zheijianzhijiushi“difugongyegeming”dezonggongchengshia!linzouqian,mengsijiangyoujiaozhulewo。“duile,jichuan。
”“mengjie,ninhaiyoushenmefenfu?”“congjintianqi,naiheqiaodekuaileshui,zhangjia。”tapingjingdishuo,
“suoyoubanben,jiagefanbei。”“a?weishenme?”wobujie,“xianzaizhengshituiguangqi,
zhangjiabupayingxiangxiaoliangma?”“nidongshenme。”mengsijiangpielewoyiyan,“zheijiao‘jieyingxiao’。
yueshigongbuyingqiu,jiuyueyaozhangjia,zheiyangcainengtixianchuwomenchanpindexiquexinghegaoduandingwei。
erqie……”tadunledun,buchongdao:“womengaojijian,buyaoqiandema?”wochediwuyule。mengjie,
nizheizibenjiadezuilian,zhenshiyuelaiyueshulianle。……wanjiejiaoyisuo,
zuoluoyuyichuduliyusanjiezhiwaidehundunkongjian。woanzhaomengsijiangjideditu,niesuileyizhangchuansongfu,
xiayimiao,wojiuchuxianzaileyigejudawubi、guangguailulidejishili。
zheilijianzhijiushiyuzhoubande“yiwuxiaoshangpinshichang”。chuanzhezhangpaodemofashi,zaidoushouhuishuohuademaotouying。
hunshenjinshudejiqiren,zaituixiaonengzhediechengfangkuaidefeichuan。haiyouzhangzhesangenaodaidewaixingren,
zaijiaomai“maiyisonger”dejiyingaizaoye。gezhongyuyan、gezhongjiaomaishenghunzazaiyiqi,chaodewotouteng。
woanzhaozhishi,zhaodaolezhuanmenjiaoyi“gongyeshebei”dequyu。zheilidedianpugengshiqianqibaiguai。
youdemailiandanlu,youdemaimofazhen,haiyouyigedianpu,
juranzaimaiyizhengtiaoershoude“kelongrenshibingshengchanxian”。woguanglebantian,kandeyanhualiaoluan,
yemeizhaodaonengshengchankeledeshebei。jiuzaiwokuaiyaofangqideshihou,wozaiyigejiaoluoli,
faxianleyigebuqiyandexiaotanwei。tanzhushigedaizhefangfengjing、hunshenyouwudedijing。tadetanweishang,
baizheyigexiujibanban、kanqilaixiangshigejudakafeijidejiqi。jiqishangguazheyigepaizi,
yongwaiwainiuniudetongyongyuzhouyuxiezhe:“wannengyinliaodiaopeiji,gongnengqiangda,jiagemianyi。”woxinzhongyidong,
zouleguoqu。“laoban,nizheijiqi,shiganshenmeyongde?”neidijingtaiqitou,luchuyikouhuangya,
heiheiyixiao:“xiaoge,youyanguanga!zheikeshiwomendijingkejidedianfengzhizuo!zhiyaoniyoupeifang,
takeyidiaopeichuyuzhouzhongrenheyizhongfeinengliangxingtaideyetiyinliao!”“renheyizhong?”“neidangran!
”dijingpaizhexiongfu,“bieshuoshinishoulineizhongmaopaodetangshui,jiusuanshichuanshuozhongjinglingzude‘yueguangganlu’,
zhiyaoniyoupeifang,tadounengjiniyibiyifukechulai!”woyanjingliangle。zheibujiushiwoxiangyaodema!“laoban,
zheijiqizenmemai?”dijingshenchusangencuduandeshouzhi。“san……sanqianyuzhoubi?”woshitanzhewen。
woqiandailisuoyoudeqianjiaqilai,yejiuwuqian。dijingyaoleyaotou,liezuiyixiao。“shisanshiwan。
”wochadianyikouqimeishanglai。“sanshiwan?!nizenmebuquqiang!”“xiaoge,yifenjiaqianyifenhuo。
”dijingbuhuangbumangdishuo,“zheitaijiqi,yongdekeshishangguairenyiliude‘fuwendonglihexin’,
haijiazailewomendijingzuixinde‘zhinengweijuemonixitong’。bieshuosanshiwan,jiushisanbaiwan,tayezhi!
”woxinlianglebanjie。bieshuosanshiwan,woliansanwandounabuchulai。kanlai,difudegongyegeming,haimeikaishi,
jiuyaopochanle。di6zhangwoyongyifenppt,
huyouleyigedijingwokanzheneitaibiaojiasanshiwande“wannengyinliaodiaopeiji”,xinyoubugan。
zheiwanyierjianzhijiushiweiwomenliangshendingzuode。youleta,bieshuokele,
yihoukaifashenme“fenda”、“xuebi”xilie,shenzhishi“mengpopainaicha”,douyirufanzhang。kewomeiqian。
wosuoyoudejiadang,liangelingtoudoufubuqi。zhengdangwozhunbeichuitousangqidilikaishi,woyanjiaodeyuguang,
piedaolewobeibaolineifenhouhoudeshangyejihuashu。yigeniantou,rutongshandianbanhuaguowodenaohai。
wo……weishenmeyidingyaoyongqianmaini?woqingleqingsangzi,zhongxinzouhuineigedijingdetanweiqian,
lianshangluchuleyigegaoshenmocedexiaorong。neidijingjianwohuilai,heiheiyixiao:“zenme?xiaoge,xiangtongle?
yaobuyaojinidagejiubazhe?”woyaoleyaotou,bushuohua。wocongbeibaoli,huanhuandi,
chouchuneifenbeiwomingmingwei《“mengpo+”pinpaizhanlveshengjijihuashu》de“shengjing”,qingqingfangzaitadetanweishang。
“laoban,”woyongyizhongchongmancixingde、fangfozaitanlunjibaiyidaxiangmudeyuqi,huanhuankaikou,
“womenbutanqian。womenlaitantan……weilai。”dijinglengzhule,xianranmeigenshangwodesilu。“weilai?
”“meicuo。”wodakaijihuashu,fandaodiyiye,neizhangkuxuande、huazhenaiheqiaohekelepingdefengmiantu,
“wojinijieshaoyige,jijiangdabaizhenggesanjielunhuichanyede,weidadeshangyexiangmu。
”wozhizhe“mengpo+”neijigedazi。“kandaozheigepinpailema?tadebeihou,
shiyigeyongyouyiwanjiqianzaiyonghude,chaojilanhaishichang!”“womendemubiaokehu,
shizhutianwanjiesuoyousihoudelinghun。zheigeshichangdeguimoyouduoda,nixiangguoma?zhiyaoshengmingbuxi,siwangbuzhi,
womendeshengyi,jiuyongbukujie!”dijingbeiwohudeyilengyilengde,xiayishidicouguolaikanwodejihuashu。
wochenredatie,kaishileworenshengzhongzuizhongyaodeyici“rongziluyan”。wobazhiqianhuyoucuijuedeneitaohua,
youtianyoujiacudibagaolehaojigecengci,zhongxinjiangleyibian。wobanaiheqiao,
miaoshuchengleyige“yuzhoujideliuliangrukou”。bamengpotang,
baozhuangchengleyige“juyouqiangshejiaoshuxingdeqingganxiaofeipin”。bawomende“qingxuhuanchongzhongxin”,
chuixuchengleyige“jiyudashujuherengongzhinengdejingzhunqingxujiejuefangantigongshang”。
woshenzhibawocongwangshangchaolaideneixiehulianwangheihua,quandouyongshangle。“laoban,nixiangxiangyixia。
”woyadishengyin,yingzaochuyizhongshenmigan,“dangwomendexiangmuchenggonghou,
womenjiangzhangwosuoyoulinghunzailunhuiqianzuihexindeshuju——tamendejiyi!zheishishenme?
zheishiyuzhouzhongzuibaoguideziyuan!”“womenjiangtongguo‘jiyicunchu’he‘jiyijianji’fuwu,
goujianyigejianbukecuide‘shujuhuchenghe’!womenjiangliyong‘feilunxiaoying’,
buduankuodawomendeshichangzhanyoulv,zuizhongxingcheng‘yingjiatongchi’dejumian!”“daoneigeshihou,
women‘mengpo+’,jiangbuzaishiyigejiandandecanyinpinpai。tajiangchengweiyigepingtai!yigeshengtai!
yigedingyile‘laisheng’dechaojirukou!”dijingtingdeyanjingdouzhile,shoulidebanshoudiaozaidishangdoumeifajue。
taneixiaoxiaodenaodaili,xianranyijingbeiwomiaohuidehongweilantujisaimanle。“suoyi……”wohuafengyi-zhuan,
tuqiongbijian,“laoban,nixianzaijuede,nizheitaijiqi,haizhisanshiwanyuzhoubima?
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