duanpianyanqingxiaoshuo《womeitingshensuanmamadehuazhonglechongdianbaoxinxingdianxinzhapian》,shizuozhe“subing”dujiachupinde,zhuyaorenwuyouzhouziangxiaozong。gushiqingjiejincou,yinrenrusheng,duhourangrenjiujiubunengwanghuai。tadehuashuodedishuibulou,jijilewotaijie,youbiaodaleqinjinzhiyi。wobuzaijiaoqing,ganjidijieleguolai:“nei……zhenshitaixiexieninle,bai**!ninzhenshiwo……
womashuo,wominglidaisha,youqizai“dian”shang,zhanlebushuyuwodedian,huizhao“gui”shangshen。
wo,gaocuili,yigegaojizhubaodingzhishi,jiandingdeweiwuzhuyizhe,duicichizhilyibi。
zhidaoneiwan,zaiyichangyixiangbinyingdecishanwanyanshang,wodeshoujizhende“naogui”le。tadangzhesuoyourendemian,fengkuangdijizijibangdingdedaexinyongkafangxue,zhidaoliuganzuihouyidiedu。
wocaihouzhihoujuedimingbai,zheishishangzuikepade,conglaidoubushishenmexuwupiaomiaodegui,ershichuxinjilvderenxin。erwomaneixieshenshentaotaodejinggao,buguoshizaiyongwotingbudongdefangshi,yibianbiandishuozhe“woaini”。
“cuili,niguolai,mazaijinijiaodaijiju。”
woganghuanhaogaogenxie,zhengduizhexuanguandejingzijianchazhuangrong,womamajiuduanzheyiwanheihuhudefushui……ebu,shiliangcha,congchufanglizoulechulai。
“ma,wozheiganshijianni,wanyanqidianbankaishi,xianzaidoukuaiqidianle,lushanghaiduche。”woyibianshuo,yibiancongtashoulijieguowan,yangtouyiyinerjin。yigunanyiyanyudekuseshunjiancongshejianzhakai,zhichongtianlinggai。
“keke……ma,nizheiyoufangleshenmexincaoyao,kudewoyanleidouchulaile。”woliezhezui,ganjuezijidewuguandoujizaileyiqi。
mama,womenshequyuanjinwenmingde“qinshensuan”,quemeilihuiwodebaoyuan。tashenqingyansudidingzhewo,neiyanshenruilidefangfonengchuantouwodepinang,kandaowodewuzangliufu。
“cuili,nitinghaole。”tayadileshengyin,yiziyijudishuo,“jintianzheichangyanhui,shaqihenzhong。nijizhu,renhedai‘dian’dedongxi,zhiyaobushinizijide,yigaibunengpeng,yihaodoubunengzhan!fouze,huizhao‘gui’shangshen,pocaishixiao,shangshenshida!”
wochadianmeibaganghexiaqudeliangchajipenchulai。
“ma,douershiyishijile,ninzenmehaixinzheige?”wokuxiaobudedichouchuzhijincalecazui,“shenmeshaqi,shenmezhaogui,ninkehuanpiankanduoleba?zaishuole,yanhuishangnengyoushenmebushiwode‘dian’?nandaohaiyourenmanchangzhuizhewodianjibucheng?”
wojiaogaocuili,jinnianershibasui,shiyijiadulizhubaoshejigongzuoshidechuangshirenjianshouxishejishi。woxinfengkexue,chongshangluoji,woderenshengzidianli,zhiyou“shuju”、“jiegou”、“lixue”he“meixue”,conglaimeiyou“guishen”he“mingli”。
kewomama,pianpianshigeyuwojieranxiangfandecunzai。tatuixiuqianshijiedaobandezhuren,tuixiuhoubuzhizenmejiudianliangle“shensuan”jineng,zongshuozijinengkandaochangrenkanbudaode“qi”。sheijiayaozouhaoyunle,sheijiayaoyoukoushezhizhengle,tadounengtiqian“yugao”。jiuerjiuzhi,“qinshensuan”deminghaojiuzaijiefangsilinjianchuankaile。
duici,woyizhijianxin,neibuguoshitalaorenjiajishinianshehuigongzuojileixialaideshirenjingyanheminruizhijue。suoweikan“qi”,buguoshikanyigerendejingshenmianmao、yantanjuzhibale。
“nizheihaizi,jiushibutingquan!”mamakanwoyilianbuyiweiran,jidezhiduojiao,“manenghainima?neigedifangrenduozuiza,qichanghunluan,niyoushijinwandejiaodianzhiyi,zuirongyibeibuganjingdedongxidingshang。zongzhi,nijizhuwodehua,lidai‘dian’dedongxiyuanyidian!”
“haohaohao,zhidaolezhidaole。”wofuyandibaibaishou,naqishoubaojiuwangwaizou,“wobaozheng,chulewozijideshouji,juebupengrenhedaidiandewanyier。ma,wozoulea,huilaijinidaiwanyandetiandian!”
shenhou,mamadetanxishengbeiwoguanzailemenhou。
wozuojinwangyueche,kanzhechuangwailiuguangyicaidechengshiyejing,wunaidiyaoleyaotou。womadeai,zongshizheimeshenshentaotao,youzheimechendiandian。
zhishineishidewo,zuomengyexiangbudao,zheijubeiwodangchengerpangfengdedingzhu,huizaiyigexiaoshihou,yiyizhongzuicanlie、zuigongkai、zuishesidefangshi,dedaoyingyan。
erneigesuoweide“gui”,yejijiangzaiwoderenshengzhong,zhengshidengchang。
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