开局一首消愁，震惊全场
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第5章
liuyangcongxiaodaodajiaoshengguanyang，yangchengleyifuzimingbufandexingzi。
taxiangrangxiachuyishu，wulunshenmebanfazhiyaoduifangshujiuhao。
rujinmianduizheiyangdejieguotazenmekenengjieshou？
平分？
zheishizaiwuruta，tazenmekenenghexiachuyizheiyangyigefeiwupingfen！
zuozaishenhaiyulezhuanxideliujingliyilianmianwubiaoqing，genbenmeiyoulihuiliuyangkanxiangtademuguang。
mianduipingfendezheigejiejutashinenggoujieshoude，bijingliuyangnenggoushunlijinji。
keshitameixiangdaozheigewangjiaweijingranshualezheiyangyigexinyan，zheshishirangtameiyouxiangdao。
“xiachuyidebiaoyanwulunshiyanchangshuipinghaishiyuanchuanggequsuiranshifenchuzhong，danshizheigejiemubuguangyaokaoyanchangge，haiyaokaoyantiaowu，suoyizheiliwozhijichule8fen，yinweiwobingmeiyoukandaoxuanshoudewudaogongdi。”
daoledaoshidianpinghuanjie，kunkundaoshipobujidaideshuodao。
生怕别人误会什么。
“queshiruci，zheiyeshiwodafendeliyou，xiachuyixuanshouruguowudaofangmianniyaoyousuoqianquedehua，bufangjiaruwodezhandui，wokeyidanduxunliannie！”
xiaoyanzuoweichulelanyuelingwaideyiweinvxingdaoshi,xiaozhezhalezhayanjingduizhexiachuyipaolaileganlanzhi。
“xiaoyan，nibuhoudaoa，xiachuyinilaiwodezhandui，nifangxinwudaofangmianbushiwenti，napanimeiyoujichuwoyehuirangnichengweigaoshou。”
kandaoduifangzheigeshihoujiukaishiqiangrenle，ziyudaoshidunshijiujile。
xianshibaileyiyanpangbiandexiaoyanranhoukaikouduizhewutaishangdexiachuyishuodao。
“xiachuyi，duiyuxiegewoyeyousuosheji，niyaoshilaiwozhanduidaoshihouzanmenkeyihaohaojiaoliuyixia。”
kunkundaoshiyebuganshiruo，lijichazuishuodao。
kaiwanxiao，gangcaineiyishouxiaochoutuotuodeshibaokuan，sheinengjiangxiachuyizhaoluhuixia，neiliuliangbudecengcengshangzhanga！
duiyutamenzheizhongguoqiaidoulaishuo，zheijianzhijiushiyigejudadejiyu。
“这。。。”
zhuchirenkuxiaobudedekanzheyouxiebuyaoliandesanren，dunganwuyu。
zijihaimeixuanbujinruxiayigejiaruzhanduihuanjieni，zenmejiukaishileni？
“geweidaoshiqingshaodengpianke，rangwoxianxuanbuxuanshoujinjiqingkuangruhe？”
meibanfachengxuhaishiyaozoude，zhuchirenzhihaochushengdaduansanren。
tingdaozhuchirendehua，sanmingdaoshilijiluchuleyigebuhaoyisidexiaorong，ranhoubaishoushiyiduifangjixu。
“anzhaoguize，duijuedeliangmingxuanshouruguochuxianxiangtongbifendeqingkuang，shuangfangxuanshoujiuhuitongshijinji。”
“zheiyangdehua，zaizheiliwoxiangongxierweichenggongjinjixiayilun！”
“jiexialai，youqingliangweixuanshouxuanzexiangyaojiarudezhandui。”
zhuchirenyikouqishuowan，ranhoubianbuzaiduoshuo。
“xiachuyi，nidezheishouyuanchuanggequfeichangbang，woxiwangninenglaiwodezhanduili。”
zheishihouyizhimeishuohuadelanyuekaikoushuodao。
tacikedeyuqipingdan，yugangcaipanruoliangren。
danxiachuyinenggoutingdechulai，duifangyanyuzhizhongdezhencheng。
“yuejie，suiranninshiqianbei，danshiyujianhaodemiaoziwohaishidoudanyuninzhengshangyizheng，xiachuyiniyaolaiwozhanduidehua，wobaozhengwulunniyusheizudui，nidoushicwei！”
xiaoyandaoshiyigaiwangribeidongdecelve，jingrankaishizhudongchuji。
“哗。。。”
tadehuadunshiyinlailexianchangguanzhongjingtan。
yipangdekunkunheziyugengshiyinchenzhelian，shuangyanshanshuobuzhidaozaixiangzheshenme。
kanjiansimingdaoshijingranweilexiachuyizhengzhiqilai，yipangfangfotoumingrenyiyangdeliuyang，xinzhongduhuozhongshao。
zheiyiqiedouyinggaishitaderongyu，zhiyoutacainengpeideshangzheixie。
tayuexiangxinzhongyuefennu，zhengzhangliandoukaishibiandedoudong。
henkuaitabiandixiatou，laiyanshizijideshitai。
buguotaneiyishuangyanjingjinshiyinmaizhise。
jiuzaiganggangtayijingjuedinghaole，wulunxiachuyijinrunagezhandui，tayehuijiaru。
daoshihouyitaderenmaiguanxi，youdeshibanfalaigaosiduifang。
xiangdaozhei，liuyangzaicitaiqitoulai，huifulezixindexiaorong。
duiyuliuyangdexinlihuodongxiachuyidangranbuzhidao。
mianduijiweidaoshidezhengqiang，taxinzhongmeiyoubanfenbolan。
shouxiankunkundaoshi，guangshizheigemingzitajiubuxihuan，zhijiehulve。
shengxiadechulelanyue，xiachuyigenbenjiumeiyouduoxiang。
weidulanyue，xiachuyixinzhongyouxiejiujie。
duifangzishizhizhongduizijibiaodachudeshanyirangtayouxiebuhaoyisi。
但是。。。
对不起了！
xiachuyixinzhongmomodishuodao。
他有他的想法。
“haole，xiachuyiqingxuanzeniyaojiarudezhandui。”
juedeshijianchabuduole，zhuchirendeshengyinzaiyipangxiangqi。
cikexianchangdeguanzhongjiashangsiweidaoshisuoyourendoudingzhexiachuyi，dengdaizhetadexuanze。
lanyuedexinzanggengshipengpengzhitiao，tayijingbujideyouduozhangshijianzijimeiyouzheizhongjinzhangdeganjuele。
“yaojie，nishuoxiachuyihuixuanzeshei？”
taixiachuqingxuechushengqingqingdewendao。
“woganjuetayinggaihuixuanzelanyueba。”
yaojiexiangyemeixiangdeshuodao，shuowanhaoxiangxiangdaoleshenmejixukaikou：“meixiangdaozheigefeiwujingranhuixiege，qingxuenishuotashouzhonghuibuhuihaiyoubiedegequ？”
yaojiexiangdaoledangchuchuqingxuechengmingdegequ，zaijiashangzheiyishou，yigongliangshouajigequjingrandouchuzizheigefeiwu。
shenzhizheiyishouhaimeiyouzhengshifabu，ruguofanxianglianghaogemixihuandehua，jinshengsjigequyebushimeiyoukeneng。
简直让人不可思议。
“wobuzhidao，buguowoxiangxintahuizhudonggaosuwode。”
chuqingxuebuzhidaoshenmeshihouyijingzhaixialekouzhao，qingchunmeilideqiaolianshangluchuletianmeidexiaorong。
buguotakanxiachuyineiweishandeyanshen，nenggoubiaomingtayijiujiangduifangdangzuozijidegongjuren。
ruguoduifangnenggouzaijitayishouajigequ，neimetazaichengweiyixianmingxingdedaolushangjianghuichangtongwuzu。
“haole，haiqingzuochunidexuanze。”
kandaoxiachuyichichimeiyoukaikou，zhuchirenbaochizhexiaorongzaicishuodao。
“我。。。”
xiachuyitaitoukanlekansiweidaoshi，ranhouyoukanlekanzhuchiren，jiezheshuodao：“woxuanze，tuichubisai！”
“。。。。”
“。。。。”
“什么？”
“不会吧！”
jingguoduanzandejijingzhihou，xianchangguanzhongyijijinjixuanshouxi，baofachubukesiyidejingjiao。
“这。。。”
zhuchirentingdaoxiachuyidexuanze，kanzhexianchangyizhenxuanhua，tayouxiemangran。
ranhoulijikanxiangledaoboshidefangxiang。
zheizhongqingkuangtahaishidiyiciyujian。
xuanshoubuguangmeixuanzerenheyimingdaoshi，shenzhiyaotuichubisai。
开什么玩笑？
daoboshineidewangjiaweigengshiqideshuangshoufadou，zijixinxinkukuweileshenme？
tabuxidezuiyijiayulegongsilairangduifangjinji，jieguoduifanggaosutayaotuisai。
zuihoutayezhinengwunaidetanleyikouqi，renmingyibandejixuguankanxianchangdeqingkuang。
tasuirannenggoukongzhibisaijieguo，danquekongzhibulexuanshoudegerenyiyuan。
wutaishang，jingguoduanzandexuanhua，lanyueyanzhongdaizhexiexudeyihuokaikouwendao：“xiachuyi，niweishenmeyaoxuanzetuisai？yinidecainengzaijiashangdaoshidebangzhu，zoudaozuihoubuzaishimengxiang，zuoweiyimingaidouzheikeshiyicizuihaodechumingjihui，ninandaojiuzheiyangqingyidefangqima？”
tadeyanyuyijiudaizheshenshendezhencheng，congtadeneixinlaishuo，buxiangzheiyangyigehaodemiaozijiuzheiyangtuifeixiaqu。