chuanyuezhongshengxiaoshuo《kaijuyishouxiaochou，zhenjingquanchang》，shiyouzuozhe“xiongmaobuchizhuzi”jingxindazaode，shuzhongdeguanjianjiaoseshixiachuyichuqingxue，xiangqingjieshao：wangjiaweizhouzhemeikanzheliuyanglengshengshuodao，ranhouxianglexiangjixudao：“buguoniyaobaofuyekeyi，danshizheiliwoshuolesuan，nizuihao……
第9章
jiandandechiguoleyixiedongxihou，xiachuyijiudasuanchumenquligefa。
tashizaishiduizijidezheiyitouzhangfarenwukerenle。
zheibushizaijizijizhaoruodianma？
bushuoshengsizhandou，jiushiputongdedajia，zijizheimannaodaidetoufajiushizuidadepozhan。
naoni？zuoweidingjitegong，zenmekenengzaizijishenshangliuxiazheimedadeyinhuan。
“铃铃铃。。。”
jiuzaixiachuyigangdasuanchumendeshihou，dianhua**xiangleqilai。
kanleyiyanshouji，tameimaotiaoletiao。
jingranbushichuqingxuededianhua，ershiyigemoshengdehaoma。
“喂？”
“夏初一吗？”
“是我！”
“nihao，woshiwangjiawei！”
xiachuyizhoulezhoumeitou，xiangleyihuiranhouyouxieyihuobuquedingdeshuodao：“wangdao？”
“对，对，是我。”
dedaoduifangdequeren，xiachuyilianshangdeyihuogengshen。
tingduifangdeyuqi，bingbuxiangshizhaomafande。
danzijituisai，erqiehaijieluleyixieyulequanneixinzhaobuxuandeshishi，anlishuoduifangbukenengzheizhongtaiduduidaizijia。
qishi，wangjiaweizaijintianyizaojiudaguodianhua，zhuyaoshiqueding《xiaochou》zheishougebanquanfenchengyijicongxinluzhiluyinshibandewenti。
dandangshitaduixiachuyikemeiyouxianzaidetaidu，ershibieleyigunuqi。
danjiuzaiyigexiaoshiqian，yitiaoxiaoxirangtaduixiachuyichedidegaibianlexiangfa。
yinweiguanfangjingranchushengle。
suiranmeiyouzhimingdaoxing@xiachuyi。
danguanfangweibofabuleyitiaodongtai。
“haokandepinangqianpianyilv，youqudelinghunwanlitiaoyi！damuge/damuge/damuge/”
jiuzheiyitiaoxiaoxi，chedidegaibianlequanneimouxierendexiangfa。
jiehexiachuyituisaidequanbuguocheng，guanfangzheitiaodongtaideyinyuneijiushijiyulequanchuandichuleyigemingquedexinhao。
neijiushishuo，zheizhongyulequankuaicanshideyunyingtamenzhengzaiguanzhu。
erqiecongxianzaikaishi，jinimenshijianjinxingzhenggai。
shengdedaoshihouguanfangxiachangdeshihoubuhaoshouchang。
zhengshizheigeqingkuangdefasheng，rangwangjiaweikanqingchuleyixieshiqing，duidaixiachuyidetaiduyefashenglebianhua。
rujin《gongshengouxiang》zheikuanzongyiyijiuhaizaikaipaizhizhong，suiranhaishichengtuanchudaodemoshi。
danshiyouzheguanfangdejinggao，tazuoweizheikuanzongyidezongdaoyan，houxudemaidianbufanggenggaiyixia。
jiexialai，zheikuanzongyizhudachuangxinweizhu，rangzheibanglianxishengwulunshigequhaishiwudaoquanbugaiweiyuanchuang。
zheiyangcaozuoxialai，xiachuyijiushizuihaodebangyang。
suirantatuisaile，kebufangaijiemuzulipeng《xiaochou》zheishougequ。
“wangdao，buzhidaoninzhaowoyoushenmeshiqingma？”
xiachuyiwenchulexinzhongdeyihuo。
“shizheiyangdexiaoxia，wozheiyangjiaonimeiyouwentiba？”
“您随意。”
“neihao，xiaoxiashizheiyangde，anzhaohetongguiding，xuanshouzaijiemuzhongfabuzijideyuanchuanggequ，gaigequjiemuzuhuiyouliangniandebanquanhefaxingquan，zheiniyinggaiqingchuba。”
“zhei。。。wozhidao！”
知道个屁！
duiyuyulequanneidehetongxieyi，xiachuyiyiwusuozhi。
“anzhaohetongguiding，gaigequdeciquzuozhehuiyoubanfenzhisishidefenchengshouyi，yanchangzheyoubaifenzhishidefenchengshouyi，shengxiadebaifenzhiwushidefenchengshouyishuyujiemuzu。”
“yejiushishuo，nizuoweiciquzuozheyijiyanchangzheyoubaifenzhiwushidefenchengshouyi。”
“buguoweilejianyunizaijiemuzushoudaodebugongpingdaiyu，wozuozhunachujiemuzhubaifenzhiershidegequfenchengshouyizuoweibuchang，nikanzheiyangkeyima？”
wangjiaweizaidianhualijieshideshuodao。
“可以！”
xiachuyimeiyouguoduodesikao，duojizijishouyifenchengshazicaibuyuanyi。
“neihao，fenchengshouyimeiyigejidujieqingyici，daoshihouqianhuidadaonidekali。”
“neijiuganxiewangdaole，ruguomeiyoushenmeshidehua，wojiuxianguale。”
“等。。等一下。”
“wangdao，haiyoushenmeshiqingma？”
“shizheiyangde，rujindezheishou《xiaochou》shixianchangbanben，yinweinishilinshigenggaidegequ，jiemuzhuyemeiyourenhezhunbei，kenengtixianchudexiaoguobushihenhao，niyaoshiyoushijianbufanglaiwozheili，**yigeluyinshiban，zheiyangdehuashangchuandaoyinlepingtaihuihaohenduo。”
“wangdao，shuoshihuakeyishikeyi，danshiwozuijinmeiyoushijianbianqu，kenengyaoyanhoudaobuzhishenmeshihoule。”
xiachuyizaishuozheijuhuadeshihouzhipiezui。
pidemeishijianbianqu，shigenbenjiubuhuibianquhaobuhao。
“haha，xiaoxiazheigenifangxin，wulunbianquhaishihouqiwomenjiemuzudouhuigaoding，zhiyaonirenlailejiukeyi。”
tingdaoduifangzheiyangshuo，wangjiaweixinzhongsongleyikouqi，yushidaxiaodeshuodao。
“那就没问题了！”
“neijiushuodingle，daoshihouwomenzheibianzhunbeihaohouzailianxini。”
“好！”
suihouxiachuyiguaduanledianhua，yemeiyouduoxiangzhijiechumenqulifale。
qishitaxianzaizhisuoyizheimedanding，haishiyinweibulejieyulequanneideqingkuang。
ruguozheishougezhenderudiqiushangneibanbaohuozhenggewangluo，neimetadezheigebaifenzhiqishideshouyifenchenghuijingdetahediaoxiaba。
一个小时后！
这才对嘛!
zhanzaijingziqian，xiachuyimanyidekanzhezijidetoufa。
yuanbenzhangfadeta，suiranyeshishifenshuaiqi，danzongjirenyizhongyinroubandeganjue。
rujinyitoucunfadeta，xiandeshineimeyangguang、kailangyijijiankang。
“yibeijingchaoyang，yibeijingyueguang。”
“huanxingwodexiangwang，wenroulehanchuang。”
“。。。。。。”
jianwantouhou，xiachuyixinqingdahao，yibianwangjiazouzheyibianhengzhexiaoqu。
buguojiuzaitagangdaoxiaoqumenkoudeshihou，jiubeilianggerenlanzhulequlu。
“shixiachuyixianshengma？”
qizhongyiminggaogezishenchuanxizhuangdenanrenkaikouwendao。
“是我，你是？”
xiachuyizhouzhemeitouwendao。
“nihao，woshixxxindaidegongzuorenyuan，nizaiwoxingbanlidedaikuanyijingyuqilianggeyuele，qingninlijihaikuan。”
“？？？”
kanzheyanqiandeerren，xiachuyiyiliandewenhao。
自己这是欠钱了？
budui，shiyuanshenqianqianle？
gangxiangdaozheili，naohaizhongdeyiduanjiyibianfuxianlechulai。
操！
anmayisheng，xiachuyibuhaoyisidekaikoudao：“yaobujinqutan？”
“womenjiubujinqule，anzhaoxiangguanfalvyaoqiu，ruguonizheigeyuebujiangdaikuanquanehaishang，neimewoxingjianghuiduiniqidongfalvchengxu！”
neiminggaogezigongzuorenyuanshuowanjiuyulingwaiyirenzhuanshenlikai。
kanzheerrenxiaoshidebeiying，xiachuyijimangnachushoujichakanqilai。
jieguoyuzijinaohaizhongdejiyiyimoyiyang，yuanzhujingranyouyibiyibaiwandedaikuan。
这玩笑可就开大了。
juliyuedihaiyoubudaoshitiandeshijian，rangtashangnanongzheiyibaiwanqu？
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栏目：古代
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作者：鳄鱼罐头
栏目：古代
作者：滕志
栏目：古代
玄帝霸宠穿越小狂妃飒爆九天
作者：淼宇熙熙
栏目：古代
让你当天命之师，没让你培养花魁
作者：狼狼阿狗
栏目：古代
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作者：睡妮
栏目：古代
