男友奇葩操作后，我醒悟了
《男友奇葩操作后，我醒悟了》 小说介绍
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奇葩订婚宴
guoqingjie，wohexiangliansiniandenanyoujuedingdinghun。
jiuxi、qingjian，jiulianhunfangdoushiwojiayishoucaoban。
lindaotoule，zichengshiguerdenanyouqueturanmaochuyiduifumu。
tamayibiantianzhekoushuishulijin，yibianshuluozhewojia：
“nijiaqinqisongdelikezhenhansuan，jiaqilaipashiyiwandoumeiyou，wodebaobeierziyaoshoukule。”
tabayijiaocaizaidengzishang，duanzhejiubei，yaowuheliu：
“huanyingdajialaicanjiawoerzidedinghunyan，dajiachihaohehao，qianwanbiegenwojiakeqi！”
qidagubadayizeyirendaizhejigesuliaodai，jiangzhuoshangdecaiyisaoerkong。
bianzhuanghaibianxiangwobaoyuan：“xiaoxinga，nijiaxuandezheijiudianbuxing，baoyuzheimexiaoyige，zheixiayebuxinxian，yikannijiubushigehuiguorizide，yihoujiajinwojia，kedehaohaogennipopoxuexue。”
wokandechengmujieshe，zaitamenjiangmozhuashenxiangwomashi，wozaiyerenbuzhule。
shangquyirenyigedaerguazi：“doujiwobizui！”
01.
womajiangwohejiangyifandebaziheleyouhe，quedingshishangshangzhixuan，zhuanmenqingdashitiaoxuanleyigejiri，zhenghaozaiguoqingjiedangtian。
与国同庆。
qinpenghaoyouzaojiushoudaoxiaoxi，meidaoshiyidianjiujiangxiweizuodemanmandangdang。
wotianbujianliangjiuhuahaozhuang，zaitingneiyingke，shenweizhurenwengzhiyidejiangyifanquechichiweidao。
wotaochushouji，yilianjitadalehaojigedianhua，douxianshizhanxian。
zheizhongqingkuangkecongweiyouguo。
buzhiweihe，wodexinhuanghuangde。
haozaishiyidian，zhongyuzaimenkoukandaolejiangyifandeshenying。
woxingangluohuiyuanchu，xiayimiaoyoutileqilai。
tadehoumiangenzhelianggezhongniannannv，nvdetoushangbaozheyikuaikanbuchubenlaiyansedebujin，yijindatingshenzhetouzuoyouluankan。
daikanjianwo，yanjingyiliang，puleguolai。
“ya！zheishixiaoxingba，zhangdezhenshuiling，qiaoqiaozheiyanjing，yikanjiugenwojiayifanshifuqiliang。”
tayibazhuaguowodeshou，shouxindelaojiankedeshengteng，womianqiangjichuyisixiaoyi，“ayi......”
jiangyifanzheishiguolai，junqiaodelianchenruguodi，miansebuyuedihechiwo：“xiaoxing，nijiaoshani！zheishiwoma！”
wobeidoutouyixun，nenedikaikou，“ma。”
“ai！”tamalianshangdengshixiaokailehua，“lai，zheishizanjializuchuandeyuzhuozi，yiqiankeshidedaogaosengkaiguoguangde，jiazhiliancheng！”
shuowanhoujiuzhuazhewodeshou，yingwangwoshouwanshangtao。
wokanzheshouwanshangdezhuozi，qingcuiyouyu，yingrunbuzu，lianwozheigewaixingdounengyiyankanchushijiade，gewaibianditanshangshikuaiqiansange。
womosuoleyixiazhuozi，yongyanshenbuduanshiyizhanzaishenpangdejiangyifan。
sheizhitakandaowodeyanshen，meimaoyizhou，jingdangzhesuoyourendemianshuo：
“ningxiaoxing，nizainaerjimeinongyanganma，womabazuchuandeyuzhuozidoujinile，jiushirenkenizheigeerxifu，nihaixianzheixiannei，zhenshilangfeiwobamadeyipianxinyi！”
yishunjiansuoyourendemuguangdoujujiaozaiwoshenshang，worenlebantian，gangxiangkaikoujiubeishenhoudemamalazhu。
我妈出来打圆场：
“qinjiamu，qinjiagong，yankanshichenbuzaole，zanmenyiqiruxi，rangxiaonianqingmenzaizheijuyiju！”
“duiduidui！zanmenruxiba！”
tabawanghouyizhaoshou，buzhicongnagejijiaogalayoumaochuyidaduiren，youlaoyoushao，younanyounv。
yiduirenjijizhazhadezouleguolai。
02.
wohenhenningletadatuiyiba，xiaoshengzhiwen：“nijiazheishizenmehuishi，bushishuocongxiaofumushuangwang，zheiyoushicongnaermaochulai！”
jiangyifanzheihuierdaoyouxiangzhiqianneigepianpianjunzile，xiaoshenggenwoqiurao：
“xiaoxing，nikanzaiwodemianzishang，biegenwobamahegugutamenjijiao，hengshuyejiuzheiyitian，nizairenren，dengjinwanhuijiawobaozhengjinilaoshijiaodai。”
wonumudengta，queyemeizaishuohua。
kanzaitademianzishang，woguqierenyiren。
“wojiuzhidaowojiaxiaoxingshizuikuanhongdadude。”
haimeidengwoliangshuojijuhua，neiyi**qinqiyankanjiuyaobijin。
tamendemuguangrangwohenbushufu，yigegedingzhewo，jiuxiangdingzheyigedafeiyang。
qizhongyouyigefunvkanzhewo，muguangbushan。
shuoshifunv，danyoushuzhelianggedamahuabian。
wozhangshuyikouqi，qiangdazhejingshen，zhunbeiyingbin。
zaijiangyifandejieshaoxia，wodagaizhidaole，zheigeshitaeryi、dagu、xiaojiu、erjiu、erjiuma、dajiuma、dajiu......
xiaoyixiedejiushitamendailaidehaizi。
tamendailaidelijinyoulingyouzheng，zuiduodeyebuchaoguoyibai，shenzhihaiyourennachayedanlaide。
是蒋一帆的大姑。
“xiaoxinga，jintianguohou，nijiushiwomenjiangjiadexifule，zheigedankeshidagusuoyoujili，zuihuixiadandeneizhixiade，yigezaoshang，yilianxialeshizhi！”
“zheibu，jintianjiubazheishizhidailaile，nikebuyaogufudaguduinidexiwang。”
zheihaimeilingzhengni，jiuzhiwangwojitajiashenghaizile，haibawogenmujibi。
wojiangyingzhelianjieguo，dangzhemianyebuhaofazuo。
zhishijiangjidanwangzhuoshangfangdedongjingdalexie。
jiangyifanyigegedejieshaozhe，jingshentoushizu，lianshanghongguangmanmian，genyiwangdeyangziwanquanbutong。
woanzidaliangzheta，huranjuedetayouxiemosheng。
“xiaoxing，gennishuohuani，nijintianzenmehuishi！”
jiangyifanshenshouzaiwomianqianhuanglehuang。
“zheishiwodajiujiadenver，wangcui，nijiujiaotacuicuijiuxingle。”
zhengshiganggangdemahuabian，ciketayanlidebushandangyedangbuzhu，duiwofanlegebaiyan，lenghengyishengjiuniutouzoule。
womobuzhetounao，yemeiguoduolihui。
haoburongyiyingwanbinke，wochuilechuiyao，zhunbeizuoxia，beiyishengjinghuhedecongdengzishangdanqi。
“亲娘嘞！”
03.
yuanlaishijiangyifantamabuzhiheshizuanjinlelitaixiabian。
neiliyoujintianshoudesuoyoulijin。
tamayeyishidaozijijiaodeguoyudasheng，wuzhezui，danyanlitanlandeguangzenmeyedangbuzhu。
wogangxiangguoqu，jiubeitahenhendiwanleyijiyandao。
woyiweishifashengleshenmeshi，bijinghaimeiguomen，suanbudezhengjingpoxi，yushirangjiangyifanguoqukankan。
sheizhitahaimeiguoqu，tamazijijiucongzhuozixiazuanlechulai，shoulinazheyidatahongbao。
jiangyouheideshizhifangjinzuiliqingtian，ranhouaigeerdakaihongbao，kaishishuleqilai。
“ningshuang，sibai。wangzhi，liubai。songqingqing，babai......”
wotingdaohouhenbudeyougedifeng，womashangzuanjinqu！
nayourenxianchangchaihongbao，haigaoshengnianchulaide！
yanjianzheyipangzuodeqinqimiansebudui，woshuaikaijiangyifandeshou，paoleguoqu，jiangtamashoulidehongbaoquanshuqiangzou，zaidufangjinhezili。
qiangrenzhunuyi，wofanghuanshengyin：
“ma，ninbienianle，zanwanshangmanmanshu，ninkanzheimeduorenkanzheni。”
tamayoubailewoyiyan，baozhehezibusongshou，yuzhongxinzhangdishuodao：“xiaoxinga，bushimashuoni，nitingtingmaganggangniande，zheimeduoren，chuanderenmogouyangde，yikanhongbao，haimeiyigechaoguoyiqiande！”
“yaowoshuo，nijiaqinqisongdelikezhenhansuan，wogumozhejiaqilaipashiyiwandoumeiyou，wodebaobeierziyaoshoukule。”
wolianqidechouchou，zheimexianqihaibaozheheziganma，nizabubanijiaqinqisongdelinalaibaozhe。
sheizhiwodebiaoqingjingbeitamawuhui，tafangxiahezi，youzhuaqiwodeshou：
“niyebiezibei，wojiayifandoujiwoshuole，suirannibushishuangyiliudaxuebiyede，danhaodaishigedaxuesheng，jialitiaojianyehaibucuo，peideshangwoerzi，jiusuannijiayoujigeqiongqinqi，zheimenqinshiwoyeshirende。”
shuowanhouanweidepailepaiwodeshou。
tamadeshougangtianguokoushui，cikehaishirunzhe，mozaiwoshoushangniannijile。
woyonglishuaikaitadeshou，chouchujizhangzhijin，jiangshoucaleyouca。
tamadengshiqideyibengsanzhanggao，yongshouzhizhewo，tuomohengfei，“hei，nizheinizi，wohaohaogennishuohua，nifandaoxianqiqiwole，zheihaimeijinjiamenjiuganzheimezhangkuang，wojintianfeidehaohaojiaoxunjiaoxunni，rangnizhidaowomenlaojiangjiadejiagui！”
gengrangwoshengqideshi，jiangyifancikeyezhanzaitamamaneibian，yizhuanganggangxiangwoqiuraoshidetaidu。
yongshouqingpaizhetamadebei，mianseyinchendekanzhewo。
“ningxiaoxing，nizheimebujiwomamianzi，jiushibujiwomianzi，wobamaheqinqidalaoyuandeguolai，niliankoushuidoumeijitamenhe，jiaoyishengyexinbuganqingbuyuan，xianzaiwomabuguoshishuyishulijin，nijiuzuochuzheifuyangzi，yihouguomenneihailede。”
tamawenyanbuzhudediantou，“dui！haishiwoerzixiangzhewo，meibaitengniyichang。jintiannizheixifushibawoqidebuqing，nalewojiazuchuandeyuzhuozi，jiushugelijindouzuochuzheifuyangzi。”
“neiyuzhuozibubizheixielijinjiaqilaihaiyaozhiqian！”
“yaowokan，niguixiakegetou，jianghezishuangshoufengshangjiwo，zheijianshijiukeyijieguoqu，buran，nixiuxiangjinwojiamen！”
好一副母子情深！
wobunufanxiao，dingzhejiangyifan。
taquekanyemeikanwoyiyan，zhuantouquhewangcuishuohuale。
wangcuiyifanzaiwomianqianbushandeyangzi，buzhijiangyifanshuoleshenme，taxuwozhequantou，zuoshiyaochuita，yifujiaodidideyangzi。
yiwokan，buxiangqinqi，daoxiangyiduiqinglv。
04.
ketouzhongshimeikecheng，haimeidengwofazuo，neitoutabayounaochuledongjing。
zheicizhishidinghunyan，benjiumeiqingduoshaoren，congchoubandaoxianzai，doushiwomahewoanpaide。
congtoudaowei，jiangyifandoumeitiguotajiarenyigezi。
yincijintianturanmaochuzheimeyiboren，shizaizuobuxia。
gangganghaishilinshizhaojiudiangongzuorenyuanjialeyizhuo，mianqiangzuoxia。
womalazhetabazuozailezhuxi，hairangtazuolezhuwei。
sheizhihaimeikaiyan，tabajiudakaibaijiu，yemeidaochulai，jiuduizhezuikaishiheleqilai。
pangbianderenzenmeladoulabuzhu。
meiheduoshaojiulianhongerchi，dazhezuiquan，shuohuhua。
xianxiajingyizhijiaocaizaizhuoshang，yizhijiaotazaidengzishang，zhuoshangdecaibushenxianfan，daolewomahezhouweideqinqiyishen，zhenggetingneijiutingdaotabazhongqishizudeshengyin：
“huanyingdajialaicanjiawoerzidedinghunyan，dajiachihaohehao，qianwanbiegenwojiakeqi！”
buzhidaode，haiyiweijintianzheichangyanxishitajiacaobande！
wofanlegebaiyan，lianmangpaoguoqujiangwomafuzhu，tayouyaleyibeizi，meixiangdaolindaotouzainverdedinghunyanshang，nongderucilangbei。
pangbiandeqinqihelijiangtabacongzhuozishangchexia，tahaibuyuan，butingdezhengzha，zuilimamalielie。
“zenmede，woerzidedaxizhiri，haiburangwozheigezuofuqindeheshangyikou？！”
tabazhangdefeitoudaer，batazhifushushifeilexieliqi，haoburongyinongdaodishang，tamayoubuganle。
paoguolaisimingbalazhewojiudeshou，“nimenganmani！sheigandongwolaoguanwogensheiji！”
tabayemeikezhepengzhe，quetangzaidishangxiangtuosirou，zenmechuoyebudongdan。
tamayikanzheijidebuxing，pudaozaidishangjiukaishihaoku。
“aiyowei，wodeqinnianglei！”
“杀人了！”
“nisilekerangwozenmebanyo！”
shengyinyishenggaoguoyisheng，zhenggetingneidoushitajianlidehaoku。
wowenyanmeihaoqidiqiangleyiju，“tajiushishuizhele，dengzhensilenizaihaoba！”
tabazhentianxiangdehulushengshishixiangqi。
tamashanshandeshouhuishou，lizaiyipang。
yizhizaiyipangzhuangsirendejiangyifan，zheigeshihouzhongyuhuoleguolai，hezhezhongrenyiqijiangtabanongdaoyipangdexiuxishixiuxi。
jingguozheijichangnaoju，jiangyifandebiaoxianrangwoshifenshiwang。
cikewozaoyizaineixinanzijueding，yidingyaofenshou!
buguoxianzaidangzhezheimeduoqinqi，woyebuhaoduoshuoshenme，genghekuangwomazuihaomianzi，duoshaodedengchiwanzheidunfanzaishuo。
xianzaiweiyizhideqingxingdejiushi，haihaomeigentajiehunlingzheng。
zheiyangdefenghuangnan，wokeyaobuqi！