《吃亏不了一点,就要装逼打脸!》 小说介绍
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《吃亏不了一点,就要装逼打脸!》 第6章 免费试读
zaidahuangsenlinli,jiuzaineitoubaisejulanghedequansuochengyituandeneigedadongxuezhong,zhangzhongzhengpantuierzuo,etoushangbumanlehanzhu。
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zaizheiqijian,julangyoushihuikandaozhangzhongluchutongkudebiaoqing,danhenkuaiyouhuikandaoneitongkudeshenqingzhuanbianchengmouzhongguaiyi、yinsenyoucanlandexiaorong,jiuhaoxiangtahenxiangshouzheizhongtongkuside。
shijishang,zhangzhongbingbuxiangshou“tongku”,taxiangshoudeshijinglitongkuhousuizhierlaideliliang。
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baisejulangshizaishixiangbumingbaiyanqianzheigecunzaidaodishizenmehuishi,yezhengshiyinweizhangzhongshenshangchongmanlemituan,zheitoulangbiande……
害怕了。
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“zhongyu……wanchengle!wozhongyuwanchengledishicijianggusuibaifenzhibaichuiliandeguocheng!”taxinxiang,“woxianzaigaizuoshenmeni?”
xiangdaozheigewentihou,zhangzhongsisuozheruguoxiangyaochongfenliyongshijian,jiexialaigaizuoxieshenme。
jiuzaizheishi,taturanxiangqileyijianqitedeshi。
“zaizhenggechuilianguochengzhongwozhuyidaoleyixieqingkuang,zaitupodaoningqijingzhiqian,woxiangquerenyixia。”taxiangdao。
“wojuedeshentimeigebuweichuilianshicibingbushiwodejixian。woganjuezijihainenggengjinyibu,ke《shenmogongfa》liyagenmeitidaochaoguoshicichuiliandeshi。”
“shangmianmingmingxiezheshicijiushijixian,neime……”tayiliankunhuodishuodao,“neiwozheizhongganjueshizenmehuishini?yizhongjuedeshicichuilianliwodejixianhaichadeyuandeganjue。”
tasixuwanqian,ganjueneixinyoumouzhongdongxizaiyongdong。
“woneixinyougeshengyinzaigaosuwo,ruguobuyanzhengyixiawodexiangfajiutupodaoningqijing,wohuihouhuiyibeizide。”taxiangdao。
jinjinshizheiyizhongzhijue,jiujuedingletajiexialaiyaocaiqudexingdong。
“zheijianshikenenghuiduiwoweilaizhuiqiuliliangchanshengzhongdayingxiang,wobixuyanzhengyixia,yifangwanyi!”tadaizhexindejuexindahandao。
zhangzhongyouyicikaishizuochuweibeichanglideshile,takaishizuoyijianyoukenengjiangzijidemingyungaibiandeyuanchaoxiangxiangdeshi。
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tahualebantianshijianjixuxiulian,jiuzaizheishi,zhangzhongdetineifashenglebianhua。
轰!
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baisejulangkandaozheigeguaiyide“xiaoguaiwu”shenshangbaofachuruciqiangdadeqichang,hedechadianniaokuzi(ruguotachuankuzidehua)。
tazhiqianjiuderenshouzheigexiaoguaiwufachudegezhongfengkuangdeshengyin,xianzaiyoulaizheimeyichu……
zheigeqiguaide“emo”bandexiaoshengmingshenshangzhengzaifashengmouzhongshenqidexianxiang!
baisejulangshougoulezheiyiqie,tazhixiangzhaomama……
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“zheiguangmangdaodishizenmehuishi?!?woxianzaishentiliyouzaifashengshenme?!?ganjue……”taxinxiang,“ganjuetaibangle!!suirantengdeyaosi,danyucitongshi,tafuyuwodeliliangjianzhitaiqimiaole!”tazaixinlijianjiaozhe。
“woshentilidemeiyigeyuanzidouganjuexiangshibeidasan、zhongzu,ranhouyouzaicidasan!!jiuhaoxiangwodeshentizhengzaibeizhongsu,yibiannenggenghaodirongnamouzhonggengqiangdadedongxi,mouzhongbiwozhiqiangenglihaidedongxi!”talianshangdaizhexingfendexiaorongshuodao,“yigehuodegengqiangliliangdejihui!wojuebunengrangbaizaiwomianqiandezheigejihuiliuzou!”
哇啊!
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zhangzhongsuoyaozuodejiushijianchizhu——jianchidaotatineifashengdeyiqiejieshuweizhi。
suizhelanbaisedeguangmangsichushanshuo,zhangzhongdeshentibeifenjieyouzhongzuleshubaici!
tazhengzaichengshouzhechangrengenbenwufarenshoudejutong,danshi……
zhangzhongbenjiubushigezhengchangren。
轰!轰!
zhangzhongyouneimeyishunjianxiangsidexindouyoule,danneigeniantousuizhetashentideyicizhongzuhenkuaijiuxiaoshile。
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baisejulangcikekeweishibaiganjiaoji,kongju、kunhuo、jinge、jingkong、beishang、jusang,zuizhuyaodeshi……“zheitamadaodishizenmehuishi?!?!?”
tadoubuzhidaozijizainaer,zijishishei,zaizheierganshenmeni?!?tashenzhidoubuzhidaozijiweishenmehaicunzaile。
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yucitongshi,jiuzaizheigedadongxuebeizhaoderutongdalechaoqiang**dewutingyiyangshi,zhangzhongdetuibianyejiejinweishengle。
congtakaishizheicixiaoxiaode“shiyan”suanqi,yijingguoqulezhengzhengyigeyue,zaituibiandemougejieduan,yigeziheisedejianzaizhangzhongzhouweixingchengle。
tazaijianlimianqiangweichizheshengming,danyizhizaijianchizhe……
zheizhishitaweilehuodebirenherendouqiangdadeliliangerbixufuchudedaijia,ruguozheiyiweizheqianshineiyangdezaoyuzaiyebuhuifasheng,tayuanyifuchuzheiyangdedaijiashangbaiwanci。
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咔嚓!咔嚓!
jiankaishipolie,congjianlichulaideyijingbushijinqushideneigerenle。
嗒嗒。
ruguoshuozhiqianzhangzhongkanqilaijiushitashijidenianling——xianggegangchushengmeijitiandeyinger,neimexianzaifashengdeshijiutaibukesiyile。
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zuoweiyigexiaonanhai,tayouzhechaofantuosuderongmao,jiuhaoxiangshiyouzhongshenqinshoudiaozhuoerchengdeyiyang!
zhangzhongdeliansuanbushanghenchengshu,zhishihenkeai,dantayaoshizichengshimouweishenxiandeerzi,jueduibuhuiyourenyounapayimiaodehuaiyi。
zhiyaokantayiyan,renherendounengduanding,dengtazhangdalekendingshigemidaowanqianshaonvdeshuaige……
waimaobingbushitazuilingrenjingyadedifang,zuirangrenchijingdeshi,taxianzaihaibudaolianggeyueda,queyijingzhangchengleyigebasuinanhaidemoyang!
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neime,daodishishenmeyuanyindaozhizhangzhongfashenglezheiyangdebianhuani?
youjigeyuanyin,danzaochengtarucichurenyiliaobianhuadezhuyaolianggeyuanyin,qiyijiushitagaoyuchangrendexiuwei,zheishidetazaichangshituposhicichuilianjixianshi,tineichanshengleyizhongdutedefanying。
qierjiushi《shenmogongfa》deyuangu。
《shenmogongfa》yaoqiuxiulianzhejinkenengkuaidishixianzhishujidebianhua,erqiexiulianzhedeshentixuyaozugouchengshu,cainengchengshourucikuaisudechengzhang,yushijiuchuxianleyanqiandezheizhongqingkuang。
jizhongteshuqingkuangcoudaoyiqi,jiushideyuanbenbeirenweibukenengdeshifashengle。
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“wohunmileduojiu……?”zhangzhongneidaizhejuanyideshengyinzaidadongxuelihuidangzhe,tataishourouleroutaiyangxue,jiuhaoxiangzhengzaizaoshouzhejuliedetoutongside。
“dengdeng??woxianzainengdashengshuohuale?!?zheizenmekenengni?!?”tajingjiaodao。
shuowanzheihua,tayouzhuyidaolebiedeshi。
“dengdeng,shou??”tayilianxingfendishuodao,“woxianzaiyoudashoule!!haiyouwodeshengyinshizenmehuishi?!?weishenmewotingqilaixianggexiaonanhaile?!?”
duizhangzhonglaishuo,zheijieerliansandedoushixinfaxian!
“wodezhaomianjingzi,kezaizheidadongxuelishangnaerquzhaojingzizhileidedongxini?”
zhangzhongzhengxiangzhezaidongxuelinaernengzhaodaonengfanguangdedongxi,jiuzaizheishi,takandaoleyitanshui,neishicongzhongrushishangdixialaideshuihuijuerchengde。
kandaozheigehou,tayizuikuaidesuduchaoneitanshuipaoqu,raner……yixiangbudaodeshifashengle……
keshi,zhangzhonghaimeilaidejiweizheishigaoxingni,gangmaichuyibu,jiubeishuaichuqujibaimiyuan!
轰!
tadeshentijingzhizhuangdaoledongxuedeyimianqiangshang!
tabatoucongzhuangchulaideaohenlizhuanguolai,dunangzhe:“zheidaodishizenmehuishi?!?woganggangzheisuduyetailipuleba?!?”tajiezheshuodao,ranhouyishidaoyijiantingqilaihenfengkuangdeshi,“woganggangdesudukendingyoumeixiaoshishangbaigonglile!erqie,woyineiyangdesudulianzhijiezhuangdaoqiangshang,juranhaofawusun!”
zhangzhongneidaizhejingyashenqingdeshengyinzaidongxuelihuidangzhe。
“wokaishituposhicichuilianzhihou,wodeshentidaodifashengleshenmea?!?”tayiliankunhuodiwendao,suihoulengjingxialai。
zhangzhongshituzhanqilai,jinkenengmandichaoneitanshuizouqu,raner……tashibaidehencan。
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tashilejishici,caizhongyunenggoukongzhihaozijidesudu,buzhiyuzaizhuangdaoqiangshang。
zaidiliushijiucichangshishi,zhangzhongzhongyuchenggongzoudaoleneitanshuipang,ertakandaodejingxiangrangtadaweikunhuo!
“zheishiwo……?”tayilianyihuodidunangzhe,ranhoushuodao,“wokanqilaixianggebasuidexiaohaile!zheitaifengkuangle!haiyouzheizhangxiangshizenmehuishi?!?”
zhangzhongkanzheshuizhongdaoyingchudeneigekanqilaidagaibasuidenanhai,youzheheiseduanfa、mingliangdelanseyanjing,zhengtidemianbulunkuorangtazaisuoyouzhengtaileixingdehaizilidoukanchengwuyulunbi!
“wokanqilaijiuxianggehuashenweibasuinanhaideshenxian……woqianshidoumeijianguozhangdezheimewanmeiderenni!”
taturanyishidaoyijianduizijibulideshi。
“zheishishangdenvrenbuhuiyinweiwodezhangxiangjiudaochuzhuizhewopaoba??youqishineixiebiantaidezhengtaikong!?!?”
zhangzhongshuodaozuihou,bujindalegehanzhan。
“zheikebutaihao!yidiandoubuhao!wozhuiqiudeshililiangzhilu!!kebushikaolianchifandelu!!”tayilian“beitongyujue”debiaoqingxiangzhe。
“wogaizenmebanni??wochuquchuangdangdeshihoushibushigaibalianzheqilaia?huoxuwokeyidaigechouloudelangmianjuzhileidedongxi?”tadaqudishuodao。
“!?!?!”
baisejulangbenlaijiubeizheigetixingbiandaleyidiande“xiaoguaiwu”yicicizhuangqiangdexingweihedegouqiangle,xianzaizheige“xiaoguaiwu”juranhaixiangbatadeliangexialaidangmianjuyong!!
julangdesixuyixiazijiuwangzuihuaidefangxiangqule!
zheijitiantanaozilixiangdequanshixiesharenzhileidefengkuangniantou,tadoukuaijingshenbengkuile……
tazhixiangyaohuizijidejia。
吃亏不了一点,就要装逼打脸!