无弹窗小说吃亏不了一点,就要装逼打脸! 作者元元元崽

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《吃亏不了一点,就要装逼打脸!》 小说介绍

zhengzailianzaizhongdexuanhuanwen《chikuibuleyidian,jiuyaozhuangbidalian!》,shizuozhe yuanyuanyuanzaijingxinlichuangwanchengde,benshuzhujiaoyouzhangzhongamanda,gushiwuguanggaoneirongwei:zhangzhongyixiangdaozheigexinfaxianjiuxixingyuse。tajianzhibuganxiangxinzijichushenghaibudaobantianjiuyijingdadaolezheiyangdejingjie,yaoshiyiqiandetazhidaole,kendingjuede……

《吃亏不了一点,就要装逼打脸!》 第1章 免费试读

【脑子寄存处!】

“congwohaishigexiaonanhaiqi,wojiuyizhikewangbiandegengqiang。”

嗖!

fengbeipikaideshengyinzaiyipianfanmaoershengjibobodesenlinzhonghuidangzhe。

“woxiangzheiyiqiedoushiyuwozaidianshishangkandediyichangzonghegedoubisai……neishiwogangman5sui……”

“kanneichangbisaideshihou,wolianshangdaizheyizhongqiguaidexiaorong,neikebushiyige5suixiaonanhaigaiyoudezhengchangxiaorong……neishiyizhongkuangredexiao,kewangcongshenghuozhonghuoqugengduo,kewangnengganshoudaoneixiezhiyequanshousuoyongyoudeliliang。”

“yushiwokaishixunlian……”

“yikaishi,womeitianzhizuojigefuwocheng,paoyixiaoduanlu,meicidadaojixianhoujiuhuiyoudianpibei……danwohuaichuaizhehuodegengqiangliliangdemengxiang,henkuaijiujiadalexunlianqiangdu。”

“wodexunlianbianchengleyicixingpaohaojigongli,zuodaliangdefuwochengyijiqitaduanlianxiangmu,daoleyitianjieshudeshihou,wodeshentidouleikuale。huanjuhuashuo,xunlianyijieshu,wojibenjiutandaole。”

“raner,wojianchilexialai……womeitiandoubazijibidaoshenxinjupidejixian……yiqiezhiweilenengyidiandiandizengqiangliliang。”

嗖!

kongqibeimengliepikaideshengyinchixubuduan。

“jiuzheiyang,worifuyiridijianchixunlianle12nian……woyikebutingdixunlian,xishenglexueye,bazijiyushehuigejuekailai。”

“woshenzhizai12suideshihoujiuchuoxuele,zheiyangjiunengyougengduoshijianyonglaixunlian。”

“nikenenghuiqiguai,wozenmenengchuoxueni?”

“qishi,bingmeiyourenyunxuwozheimezuo。wocongdongshiqijiushigeguerle。”

“wozaineilishenghuole12niandegueryuandegongzuorenyuangaosuwo,wohaishigeyingerdeshihoujiubeiyinanyinvyiqile。xiangbitamenjiushiwodefumu。”

“wobingbuyuanhentamendesuozuosuowei……tamenpaoqiwokendingshiyinweiwodangshitairuoxiaole。”

“renmenshuoruoxiaoshiyizhongzuiguo,woguolehaoyizhenzicaimingbaizheihuadeyisi,zhidaozaigueryuanneitaijiudianshijishangkandaoneichangzonghegedoubisai,wocaizhongyulijiele。”

……

“ruoxiaoqueshishiyizhongzuiguo,shizheiyuzhoujianrenherendoubugaitanranjieshoudezuiguo。neizhongmanzuyuguozheweibuzudao、ruoxiaowulideshenghuodexiaorong,benjiubugaiyou。”

“gueryuandegongzuorenyuanyijiqitarendoushineiyangdeshenghuozhuangtai,suoyiwozai12suishengrineitianlikailegueryuan。”

“woyudongwuweiban,shenghuozaizheipianfanmaodesenlinli,jixuzaiyewaijianchixunlian。”

“wozaijiankudexunlianzhongyoujianchile7nian,zhidaoshentidadaojidupibeidezhuangtai……”

“likaigueryuan7nianhou,zaiwo19suishengrineitian,woyishidaoleyijianshi……”

“wodebianqiangsuduhaibugoukuai。”

“womeitiandouxianggefengziyiyangxunlian,nengxiangdaodeduanlianfangshiwodouzuole,danhaishibugou……”

“我还不够强……”

“wolizijiqiwangdeliliangshuipinghaichadeyuanni。”

“woganjuezijihaoxiangyudaoleyiduqiang,yidujinpingfanrendenuligenbenwufayuyuedezhangai。”

“wodeliliangyijingyuanyuanchaoguolewoneitianzaidianshishangkandaodezonghegedouxuanshou,danzheihaiyuanyuanbugou。”

……

“wokewanggengqiangdeliliang,kewangchongporenhezuaiwoqianjindaoludexianzhi。”

“suoyiwoxiangjinleyiqiebanfa……zhiyaoyoukenengbangwotuponeidu‘qiang’deshi,wodouquchangshile。”

“youyitian,wotoutouliujinlezuijindechengzhen,soujilesuoyouwonengzhaodaodeyuwushuhuozhebianqiangxiangguandeziliao。”

“worujisikediyuedudaoshoudemeiyiyangdongxi,wulunshiwushushujihaishiwulidinglvfangmiandeshu。wozuanyanxiuliangongfa,yetanjiugudianjiyi,shenzhihaixuehuiledanzoubutongdeleqi,gangqinchenglewodezuiai。”

嗖!

zhongwuhuapokongqifachudechixubuduandehuishenghuidangzhe。

“wojiqulesuoyouzheixiezhishi,xiwangtamennengzhuwodaponeidu‘qiang’。”

“zaibaxingzhedemeiyifenzhongdouyongyuzhangwowosuojiechudaoderenhejineng,jingguo10niandenulihou,wozhongyuzuodaole……”

“jintianjiushiwodaponeidu‘qiang’derizi。”

……

yigeshencaikuiwudedahan,huiwuzheyibazhangda3mi、kuanbanmidejuxingshizhidajian。

tashenchucaodihesenlinhuanraozhizhong,kanqilaiyouruyigeguaiwu。

jiuliandongwumenkandaotachuxiandouhedesisantaocuan。

erqie,dangtamenkandaozheigejurenxiangfengziyiyanghuiwuzhetaneibajudadedajianshi,kongjugengshibeizeng。

“我能感觉到了!”

zheigeshencaigaodadenanrenliuzhezhangzhangdeheifa,zhichuidaoyaojian,yishuangqianlansedeyanjingruiliwubi,talianshangdaizheyizhonglingrenbuande、kuazhangdexiaorong,dashengshuodao。

“wozheibeiziyizhinulixiangyaodapodeneiduqiangjiuyaoxiaoshile!zaishidianjing,wojiunengchenggongle!”zheigedahangaoshenghuhanzhe,tadebiaoqingyangyizhexingfen,hetaneibaojingfengshuangdemianrongxingchenglexianmingdeduibi。

“zaijiabajing!”tanuhoudao。

嗖!!

kongqibeipikaideshengyinyufaqianglie,meiyicihuiwudoufachuzheneryulongdeshengxiang。

“jiwopoa,hunzhangdongxi!!!”zheigejuxingdahanmanhuai**dipaoxiaozhe,shichulequanshenliqijinxingzuihouyicihuiwu,jiangtashengmingzhongdemeiyisijingliheyizhidouningjuzailezheiyijizhizhong。

tadezhenggeshenxindouguanzhuzailezheiyihuijianzhizhong。

“破啊!!!”

“咔嚓!!!”

chaneijian,shijianfangfojingzhile,yizhenjianruide、posuideshengyinzaizhouweihuixiangzhe。

然而,突然之间……

嘟嘟!嘟嘟!

yiliangmingzhecierjingdi、shanzheyaoyandengguangdedakachebuzhicongnaermaolechulai,jingzhichaozhezhengzaixunliandedahanchongleguolai。

“zhongyuchenggongle!!!dengdeng……neishishenme?shiyiliangkache——?”

dahandesixubeidaduanle,kacheyingmianzhuangshangleta,batazhuangfeidaolekongzhong。

tabushoukongzhidizaikongzhongfeixing,zuihouyijikuaidesuduzhuangshangleyikuaijudadeyanshi。

轰!

yishengjuxiang,suihouyigebiantilinshangdenanrenruanmianmiandicongyanshibianhualuoxialai……

tadeshengmingcikeyiweizaidanxi,taneishensuideheiyanjingliranshaozhedehuoyanyekaishijianjianximie。

“nandaowojiuyaozheiyangsiqule……?”zheigemanshenxianxuededahanmanliannanyizhixindizhiwendao。

“wohaoburongyicaidapoleneigaiside‘qiang’……raner,xianzaiwoquetangzaizheili,quanshengutoudouduanle……”

dahandesixujianjianpiaosan,taneibansibuhuodeyanshenzhongliuluchuleyisibuqu。

“为什么……?”

“wodaodizuoleshenme,yaoluodezheiyangdexiachang?wosuoqiwangdebuguoshigengqiangdeliliang……chengweizuiqiangzhebale。”

“nandaowofanleshenmezui,huogaiqusima……?”

zheigechuisizhirenchenjinzaiziwobiandidesixuzhong,zuijiaofanqiyisikusedexiaorong。

“bu!!!”dahandexiangfajihuyaocongtamanshixianxuedeyafengzhongjichulaile。

“shiyinweiwotairuoxiaole……womeiyouliliangchengshoukachedezhuangji……”

“jiuxiangworuoxiaodaorangwodefumujuedeyoubiyaopaoqiwoyiyang……”

“ruoxiaoshiyizhongzuiguo……shisuoyouzuiguozhongzuiyanzhongde……”

“……”jiuzaizheishi,zheigenanrenxinzhongneigucongjishiqijiuyizhizhuiqiuzijisuoqiuzhiwudejuexinkaishixiongxiongranshaoqilai……

“woyaogengqiangdeliliang……”

“zugouqiangdadeliliang,qiangdadaonapashitianshangdeshenming,doudebeipozaiwodeweilimianqianquxixiagui!”

“neixiecikekendingzaichaoxiaowomingyundeshenminga……”

zheigechuisizhirendenaohailiyingraozhezheixieyayidexiangfa,tongshi,tayoukaishikewangqicongyikaishijiuxiangyaodedongxi……

“woyaogengqiangdeliliang……”

“jiwogengqiangdeliliang!!!”zheigenanrenzuihoudexiangfaruyizhenjifengbanhuidangzhe,suihou,tayanzhongzuihouyisiguangliangyejianjianxiaoshile。