《吃亏不了一点,就要装逼打脸!》 小说介绍
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《吃亏不了一点,就要装逼打脸!》 第1章 免费试读
【脑子寄存处!】
“congwohaishigexiaonanhaiqi,wojiuyizhikewangbiandegengqiang。”
嗖!
fengbeipikaideshengyinzaiyipianfanmaoershengjibobodesenlinzhonghuidangzhe。
“woxiangzheiyiqiedoushiyuwozaidianshishangkandediyichangzonghegedoubisai……neishiwogangman5sui……”
“kanneichangbisaideshihou,wolianshangdaizheyizhongqiguaidexiaorong,neikebushiyige5suixiaonanhaigaiyoudezhengchangxiaorong……neishiyizhongkuangredexiao,kewangcongshenghuozhonghuoqugengduo,kewangnengganshoudaoneixiezhiyequanshousuoyongyoudeliliang。”
“yushiwokaishixunlian……”
“yikaishi,womeitianzhizuojigefuwocheng,paoyixiaoduanlu,meicidadaojixianhoujiuhuiyoudianpibei……danwohuaichuaizhehuodegengqiangliliangdemengxiang,henkuaijiujiadalexunlianqiangdu。”
“wodexunlianbianchengleyicixingpaohaojigongli,zuodaliangdefuwochengyijiqitaduanlianxiangmu,daoleyitianjieshudeshihou,wodeshentidouleikuale。huanjuhuashuo,xunlianyijieshu,wojibenjiutandaole。”
“raner,wojianchilexialai……womeitiandoubazijibidaoshenxinjupidejixian……yiqiezhiweilenengyidiandiandizengqiangliliang。”
嗖!
kongqibeimengliepikaideshengyinchixubuduan。
“jiuzheiyang,worifuyiridijianchixunlianle12nian……woyikebutingdixunlian,xishenglexueye,bazijiyushehuigejuekailai。”
“woshenzhizai12suideshihoujiuchuoxuele,zheiyangjiunengyougengduoshijianyonglaixunlian。”
“nikenenghuiqiguai,wozenmenengchuoxueni?”
“qishi,bingmeiyourenyunxuwozheimezuo。wocongdongshiqijiushigeguerle。”
“wozaineilishenghuole12niandegueryuandegongzuorenyuangaosuwo,wohaishigeyingerdeshihoujiubeiyinanyinvyiqile。xiangbitamenjiushiwodefumu。”
“wobingbuyuanhentamendesuozuosuowei……tamenpaoqiwokendingshiyinweiwodangshitairuoxiaole。”
“renmenshuoruoxiaoshiyizhongzuiguo,woguolehaoyizhenzicaimingbaizheihuadeyisi,zhidaozaigueryuanneitaijiudianshijishangkandaoneichangzonghegedoubisai,wocaizhongyulijiele。”
……
“ruoxiaoqueshishiyizhongzuiguo,shizheiyuzhoujianrenherendoubugaitanranjieshoudezuiguo。neizhongmanzuyuguozheweibuzudao、ruoxiaowulideshenghuodexiaorong,benjiubugaiyou。”
“gueryuandegongzuorenyuanyijiqitarendoushineiyangdeshenghuozhuangtai,suoyiwozai12suishengrineitianlikailegueryuan。”
“woyudongwuweiban,shenghuozaizheipianfanmaodesenlinli,jixuzaiyewaijianchixunlian。”
“wozaijiankudexunlianzhongyoujianchile7nian,zhidaoshentidadaojidupibeidezhuangtai……”
“likaigueryuan7nianhou,zaiwo19suishengrineitian,woyishidaoleyijianshi……”
“wodebianqiangsuduhaibugoukuai。”
“womeitiandouxianggefengziyiyangxunlian,nengxiangdaodeduanlianfangshiwodouzuole,danhaishibugou……”
“我还不够强……”
“wolizijiqiwangdeliliangshuipinghaichadeyuanni。”
“woganjuezijihaoxiangyudaoleyiduqiang,yidujinpingfanrendenuligenbenwufayuyuedezhangai。”
“wodeliliangyijingyuanyuanchaoguolewoneitianzaidianshishangkandaodezonghegedouxuanshou,danzheihaiyuanyuanbugou。”
……
“wokewanggengqiangdeliliang,kewangchongporenhezuaiwoqianjindaoludexianzhi。”
“suoyiwoxiangjinleyiqiebanfa……zhiyaoyoukenengbangwotuponeidu‘qiang’deshi,wodouquchangshile。”
“youyitian,wotoutouliujinlezuijindechengzhen,soujilesuoyouwonengzhaodaodeyuwushuhuozhebianqiangxiangguandeziliao。”
“worujisikediyuedudaoshoudemeiyiyangdongxi,wulunshiwushushujihaishiwulidinglvfangmiandeshu。wozuanyanxiuliangongfa,yetanjiugudianjiyi,shenzhihaixuehuiledanzoubutongdeleqi,gangqinchenglewodezuiai。”
嗖!
zhongwuhuapokongqifachudechixubuduandehuishenghuidangzhe。
“wojiqulesuoyouzheixiezhishi,xiwangtamennengzhuwodaponeidu‘qiang’。”
“zaibaxingzhedemeiyifenzhongdouyongyuzhangwowosuojiechudaoderenhejineng,jingguo10niandenulihou,wozhongyuzuodaole……”
“jintianjiushiwodaponeidu‘qiang’derizi。”
……
yigeshencaikuiwudedahan,huiwuzheyibazhangda3mi、kuanbanmidejuxingshizhidajian。
tashenchucaodihesenlinhuanraozhizhong,kanqilaiyouruyigeguaiwu。
jiuliandongwumenkandaotachuxiandouhedesisantaocuan。
erqie,dangtamenkandaozheigejurenxiangfengziyiyanghuiwuzhetaneibajudadedajianshi,kongjugengshibeizeng。
“我能感觉到了!”
zheigeshencaigaodadenanrenliuzhezhangzhangdeheifa,zhichuidaoyaojian,yishuangqianlansedeyanjingruiliwubi,talianshangdaizheyizhonglingrenbuande、kuazhangdexiaorong,dashengshuodao。
“wozheibeiziyizhinulixiangyaodapodeneiduqiangjiuyaoxiaoshile!zaishidianjing,wojiunengchenggongle!”zheigedahangaoshenghuhanzhe,tadebiaoqingyangyizhexingfen,hetaneibaojingfengshuangdemianrongxingchenglexianmingdeduibi。
“zaijiabajing!”tanuhoudao。
嗖!!
kongqibeipikaideshengyinyufaqianglie,meiyicihuiwudoufachuzheneryulongdeshengxiang。
“jiwopoa,hunzhangdongxi!!!”zheigejuxingdahanmanhuai**dipaoxiaozhe,shichulequanshenliqijinxingzuihouyicihuiwu,jiangtashengmingzhongdemeiyisijingliheyizhidouningjuzailezheiyijizhizhong。
tadezhenggeshenxindouguanzhuzailezheiyihuijianzhizhong。
“破啊!!!”
“咔嚓!!!”
chaneijian,shijianfangfojingzhile,yizhenjianruide、posuideshengyinzaizhouweihuixiangzhe。
然而,突然之间……
嘟嘟!嘟嘟!
yiliangmingzhecierjingdi、shanzheyaoyandengguangdedakachebuzhicongnaermaolechulai,jingzhichaozhezhengzaixunliandedahanchongleguolai。
“zhongyuchenggongle!!!dengdeng……neishishenme?shiyiliangkache——?”
dahandesixubeidaduanle,kacheyingmianzhuangshangleta,batazhuangfeidaolekongzhong。
tabushoukongzhidizaikongzhongfeixing,zuihouyijikuaidesuduzhuangshangleyikuaijudadeyanshi。
轰!
yishengjuxiang,suihouyigebiantilinshangdenanrenruanmianmiandicongyanshibianhualuoxialai……
tadeshengmingcikeyiweizaidanxi,taneishensuideheiyanjingliranshaozhedehuoyanyekaishijianjianximie。
“nandaowojiuyaozheiyangsiqule……?”zheigemanshenxianxuededahanmanliannanyizhixindizhiwendao。
“wohaoburongyicaidapoleneigaiside‘qiang’……raner,xianzaiwoquetangzaizheili,quanshengutoudouduanle……”
dahandesixujianjianpiaosan,taneibansibuhuodeyanshenzhongliuluchuleyisibuqu。
“为什么……?”
“wodaodizuoleshenme,yaoluodezheiyangdexiachang?wosuoqiwangdebuguoshigengqiangdeliliang……chengweizuiqiangzhebale。”
“nandaowofanleshenmezui,huogaiqusima……?”
zheigechuisizhirenchenjinzaiziwobiandidesixuzhong,zuijiaofanqiyisikusedexiaorong。
“bu!!!”dahandexiangfajihuyaocongtamanshixianxuedeyafengzhongjichulaile。
“shiyinweiwotairuoxiaole……womeiyouliliangchengshoukachedezhuangji……”
“jiuxiangworuoxiaodaorangwodefumujuedeyoubiyaopaoqiwoyiyang……”
“ruoxiaoshiyizhongzuiguo……shisuoyouzuiguozhongzuiyanzhongde……”
“……”jiuzaizheishi,zheigenanrenxinzhongneigucongjishiqijiuyizhizhuiqiuzijisuoqiuzhiwudejuexinkaishixiongxiongranshaoqilai……
“woyaogengqiangdeliliang……”
“zugouqiangdadeliliang,qiangdadaonapashitianshangdeshenming,doudebeipozaiwodeweilimianqianquxixiagui!”
“neixiecikekendingzaichaoxiaowomingyundeshenminga……”
zheigechuisizhirendenaohailiyingraozhezheixieyayidexiangfa,tongshi,tayoukaishikewangqicongyikaishijiuxiangyaodedongxi……
“woyaogengqiangdeliliang……”
“jiwogengqiangdeliliang!!!”zheigenanrenzuihoudexiangfaruyizhenjifengbanhuidangzhe,suihou,tayanzhongzuihouyisiguangliangyejianjianxiaoshile。
吃亏不了一点,就要装逼打脸!