打脸奇葩男后，我靠直播相亲爆火
《打脸奇葩男后，我靠直播相亲爆火》 小说介绍
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第一章
woshigehudeyitahutudeliaotianzhubo，zhengzaiyuanlizhiboshi，womalingzheyigenanrenshanglemen。
“qiaoqiao，zheishimajinizhaodexiangqinduixiang，nimenlianggenianqingrenhaohaoliaoliaoa。”
talehehedejineigekongshoulaidenanrendaoleyibeishui，haijiangwogangmaidechelizixilebanpen，zhihoujiupaipai**zoule。
“yo，nizaizhiboa，wotingnimashuole，nishigezhubo。”
nanrenhuranjiangtoucouleguolai，xiangkanwodeshoujipingmu。
“zenmejiuzheijigerena。”
woxinliyoudianbushufu，danaiyulimao，wozhihaojinliangannazhuzijidepiqi，xiangzhejiangzhiboguandiao。
weicengxiang，taquelanzhuwo，xinshidandandeshuo：“buyongguan，wozhangdezheimeshuai，shuobudingnengjinilengqingdezhibojiandailaiyiboliuliangni。”
woyiyannanjindekanzhetakengkengwawazhangmandoudelianheyixiaojiuwangwaitudedabaoya，bumingbaitanalaidezixin。
nandao，zheijiushichuanshuozhongdepuxinnan？
“kanlainiyijingbeiwomideshiyule，neijiurangwojiandanjieshaoyixiazijiba，wojiaowangcheng，shengaoyimiba，muqianzaizuoshichangyingxiaogongzuo，nidejibenqingkuangwoyijingdazhilejiele，duini，wohaishibijiaomanyide，wokanniyebijiaoduli，jiehundeshihou，wojiubujicailile，dangran，niyebuyongjijiazhuang，nijuedezenmeyang？”
nulibantian，wocaiwenzhuzijidebiaoqing，womazheishicongnagelajiduilizhaolaideqipa？
cishizhibojianyongjinleyiboren。
“zhubozheishizaixiangqinma？”
“woshizaishoubulele，zhubokuaidiaota！”
“xiaosiwole，jialeshilimidezenggaoxiediancaiyimibaba。”
“shenmeshichangyingxiaoa，wokantajiushigexiaoshou。”
“haiyoukongzheshoushangmende，666。”
kandaozheixiehuawochadianmeixiaochulai，haishiwangyoumenhuima。
beiduizheshoujidewangchengjianwoyizhikanzhetazheigefangxiang，miandaideyideliaoleliaozijidetoufa：“qishinijintiankeyibuyonghuazhuangde，wogengxihuannisuyandeyangzi。”
womeirenzhufanlegebaiyan：“zenme，shihualezhuangdeworangnijuedenanyijiejinlema？woshiyidingyaocailide，jutishuewojiubushuole，buduodanwopanipofang，haiyou，niyashangyouguoroudeyangzizhendehenhaoxiao。”
wangchenghuangleyishun，xiayishidexiangyongshouqukouya，dankandaowosixiaofeixiaodeyanshen，tanaonuqilai：“ninianjiyebuxiaoleba，wohaoxinhaoyidelaihenixiangqin，nizuibazheimeduyounagenandehuikanshangni？shuoshihua，nizheitiaojianzaiwoguoquneixiexiangqinduixiangdangzhongqishihenyiban......”
wobunaifandedaduanta：“nijiusuanshigezhichangziyebuyongzuilaba，zhengchangrendemenjiandaodishiyouduogao，nizenmejiushibengbujinlaini？”
“nibaoyimibahaizhenyiweizijiyimibaa，zhenshizhangdechouhaixiangdemei。”
xiaosi，wojingshengao173，tachuanyishuanghoudixiecaikankanyuwochiping，shiliangjingrujitadeyongqishuozijiyimibadema？
talianshunjianjingcaifencheng，“yigepingxiongxiaozhubo，haibuzhidaojingguolejishouni。”
zhibojiandunshishuaqiledanmu。
“wo，zheinandetaiexinle。”
“zhubokuaimata，wojinichengyao。”
xiaoyayasongjizhuboyigejianianhua。
“yo，wozhengzhibozheni，zheijiuzaoyaoshangle？lailailai，jingjuyiriyouba，woyesuanweiminchuhaile。”
wangchenghedaole，takanleyiyanrenshufeikuaishangzhangdezhibojian，zuiyingdao：“sheijiaonipaiwole？nizheishiqinfanwodexiaoxiangquan！”
“yaobuyaowojinixixinaoa，shisheifeidewangwoshoujishangcou？zuichoujiuqutianmatong，**wanyi，jilaonianggunchuqu！”
wolandegenzheizhongrenfeihuale，zhijienayuanlidesaozhoujiangtadalechuqu。
huiguotou，zaikanyiyanzhibojian，zaixianrenshuliangqianren。
tuoneigeqipadefu，wodezhibojianhuole！
“xinlaidebaobaokeyijizhubodiandiandengpai，jiageguanzhue～”
woaichixihongshi：“zheishijubenma？haishizhendezaixiangqina？”
xiaoyaya：“haiyouma？haokan，aikan。”
woganjinhuifu：“meiyoujubenda，zheibukuaiguonianlema，henduorendouhuilaile，womafeibizhewoxiangqin。”
dunshiyouxuduorenfuhe：“duiduidui，woyebeiwo**zhexiangqin，wozhendebulijie，wocaiershisan，womajidegenwoyaojiabuchuquleyiyang，erqiebupanimenxiaohua，woxiangqinneigerengenzhubozheigeyoudeyipin。”
wangyoumenlailexingqu，fenfenwendao：“kuaixiangshuo，zhubokuaigentalianmaia。”
beicuedaodewokanzhezhibojianfeizhangderenqi，shunjianyishidaozheishigejihui。
woganjingentalianlemai，tameikaibianshengqi，ketianmeideshengyinyezhedangbuzhuhualidehuoqi。
“diyicijianmianzhihou，womeikanshangta，jiuxiangzhebajintiandexiaofeiayixia。jieguonimencaizenmezhe？”
“tafennudezhiwenwo，womeikanshangtaweishenmeyaogentachuqu？wodangshizhendewuyuzhule，erqiegenglipudelaile，tabajiwomaidehua，jianwohehuiqudechefeiquansuanlejinqu。”
“wodangshidoukuaiqizhale，wozhenhouhuidangshizenmemeiyouzhijielahei，haibaqianzhuanjileta。”
womudengkoudai，zhibojianshenyoutonggandeshuaqiledanmu。
“wo，woyiweijiuwoyujianzheizhongqipanan，wohetadiyicichuqushenmedoushiwofude，yidaoyaofukuandeshihou，tabushiyaoqucesuojiushizhuangsidadianhua，woyeshipaletale，huiquzhijielahei。”
“nimenzheisuanshenme，haimeijianmianni，liaotiandeshihouneixiangqinduixiangjiugenwoshuo，tingshuonihenyaoqianga，danshiyaoqiangderenhenlei，yihounijiubuyongzaiyaoqiangle，woshuoweishenme？tashuonideqianglaile。”
“hahahaha，shentmnideqianglaile。”
woyemeirenzhuxiaolechulai，kanzhebuduanfeizhangdezhibojianrenqiheshuagebutingdeliwuxinshendangyang。
yaobu，**cuizhuanxing，danggexiangqinzhubo？
weicengxiang，wojiangzheigexiangfayishuo，yidapiderenguanzhulewo。
“jiayou，wojiuaikannidiaozheixieqipanan。”
“haoda，xiayichangzhibozaizheizhouliue~baobaomenbuyaowangjilee，zhuboxianzaiyaoquxunmixiangqinrenxuanla。”
xiabohou，wozhibenwoma：“ma！kuaijiwozhaoxiangqinduixiang！zhaowuge，bu，shige！”
我妈只好含泪答应。
tazheibianhaimeixiaoxini，wozheibiandaoyourenzhudongzhaoshangmenlai。
yigezigaozhongbiyehoujiuzaiyemeilianxiguodegaozhongtongxue。
tajiwofaxiaoxi：“tingshuonizuijinzaixiangqin？qishiwoxihuannihenjiule。”