打脸奇葩男后，我靠直播相亲爆火深海里的鲸鱼-著

小说简介

《dalianqipananhou，wokaozhiboxiangqinbaohuo》shishenhailidejingyuchuangzuodeyibuduanpianyanqingxiaoshuo，zhujiaoqiaoqiaoxiaojiedegushilingrendongrong。zaizheigelingrenzhixideshijiezhong，qiaoqiaoxiaojiejinglileyixiliejingxindongpodemaoxian，tongshiyexianrujiujiedeganqingjiugezhizhong。zheibenxiaoshuochongmanxijuxingheyinrenrushengdeqingjie，bidinghuixiyindaliangduzhedeguanzhu。tahaoxiangyizhizaishouzhe，woxinxigangguoqutaxindebianchuanleguolai。“nidiyicizhibodeshihouwozhenghaoshuadao，zhihoumeiyichangwodouyoukan，jintiantingdaozheigerenjiaoxiaojie……。

精彩章节

第三章

bingzhebupayiwanjiupawanyidexiangfa，wohaishihuiletadexinxi，danshiweilefangzhibeiyouxinrenliyong，wozhihuilege：“zenmeshuo？”

buguaiworucijinshen，ershidangrenhuolezhihou，yixieyinmouguijizongshilingrenfangbushengfang。

tahaoxiangyizhizaishouzhe，woxinxigangguoqutaxindebianchuanleguolai。

“nidiyicizhibodeshihouwozhenghaoshuadao，zhihoumeiyichangwodouyoukan，jintiantingdaozheigerenjiaoxiaojiedeshihou，wohaizaigankaishijiezhenxiao，jieguoxiayimiao，wojiukandaoletashouwanshangdebiao！zheikuaibiaoshiwoshengchijianyongzanlexiaobanniancaimaide，woshuxidehen，zheishizaishitaicouqiaole，woxianzainaozililuanzaozaode，douyaojingfenle。”

xiangtongdemingzi，xiangtongdebiao，shitongyigerendegailvyijingbajiubulishile。

xiaojieshimeiyoululiande，dagailvshitatiwodaoshuideshihou，yishuangshouwuyijianrulejingtou。

“你有照片吗？”

neibianhenkuaifalaileyizhangtahexiaojiedehezhao，zhaopianshangdeguniangqiaoxiaoyanran，tianmeikeai。

suiranshishihencanren，danzaodianfaxianbibeituranbeicihao，wotixingta。

“shiyigeren，nizhuyidiancaichanjiufenba。”

huidaojia，laoleileyitiandewozhengxianghuifanglihaohaoxiuxiyixia，yidakaimen，jiukandaoyigenanrenzhengbantangzaiwochuangshang，fensedebeidanhetaqiheidefusexingchengxianmingdeduibi，shenzhiwodeshuiyihaibeitagaizailezijilianshang，wobushoukongzhidejianjiaoqilai。

womatingdaodongjingcongcongmangmanggandaowoshenbian，daitakanqingfangneideqingxinghou，meitoujinjinzhouqi，zhuaqiwofangneijianshenyongdedanlibangduizhechuangshangjiushihenhenyichou。

“e^，lifangru，nizheishizaiganshenme？”

womashenhoucuanchulaiyigenvren，jinjinlazhuwomagebo。

womameihaoqidao：“niyaobuyaokankannizijideerzizaiganshenme！”

chuangshangneigenanrenbeiwomayichou，guaijiaozhexialechuang，ketafeidanmeiyouyisiganga，haiziguzidixiaozhe：“wojiushikanzheichuangtairuanle，xiangtangtang。”

woyigunaojiangchuangdanjuanqi，liantongshuiyiyigunaoquansaijinlelajitong，woyachiyaodegegezuoxiang，shengpayizhangzuijiupendetatiwuwanfu。

kandaowodedongzuo，nvrenhetaerzilianshunjianjiuguabuzhule，nvrengaxiaodao：“xiaoyao，bujiutangleyixia，zheibuzhiyuba，shijinianqian，womendoushihaojigerenshuidatongpuni。”

wohengmeilengdui：“woxianzang。”

nanrenjile，tagengzhebozi，dashengrangrangdao：“nizheirenzenmeshuohuani，nizheichuangjinzizuode，wotangyixiajiuzangle？”

wobokaiwomalanzhewodeshou，zhijiemianduimianhenanrenzhanzhe，nashouyiyishuzhetadezuixing：“diyi，zheishiwodefangjian，nimeijingguowotongyijiujinqu，shimeilimao，dier，nisizinawodeyifu，haigaizainizijilianshang，zheishiweisuo，zuihou，nihaibuzhifansheng，zheibushizangshishenme？”

wojintianchuanlegaogenxie，zuzubiyanqianzheigenanrengaolebangetou，zaijiashangwoqishixiongxiongde，tahenkuaijiuxieleqi，zhuanerbamaodundaidaolezijimuqinshang。

“ma！nibushishuolaidaiwozhuandaqiandema，jieguojiuzheiyangkanzhewobeirenwuru？”

nvrenjianwobuhaore，zaijiashangyousuoguji，zhihaomaiyuanqiletaerzi：“sheijiaonishanzijinbierenfangjian！”

“xiaoyaoa，woshiniyuanfangbiaogua，nixiaoshihouwohaibaoguonini。”

renjiushizheiyang，dangnigongchengmingjiushi，zonghuimaochugezhongyuanfangqinqi，napawoxianzaihaizhishiyigexiaokalami，zheixierenyehuixunzheweicoushanglai。

“有什么事吗？”

zheiduimuziyeshiqipa，woyijinglengmodehenmingxianle，tamenhaiyikouyigewomaidechelizi，yibianxianqishuobugoucaomeihaochi，yibianyouminglingkouwendeduiwoshuo。

“tingshuonizhibomailedabieshu，kuailaijiaojiaonididiba，yebuyongxiangnineimelihai，jiunianrugebaierbashiwanjiuxing。”

baibashiwan，zhenshihaodadekouqi，wozijilizheigeshudoushangqieyaoyaowuqini。

kantamenguohebutulajitong，feidetuzaiwozuowangangtuodedibanshang，wodehuoqishiyidianyerenbulele。

“wozhushangdabieshule？wozijizenmebuzhidao，tingninzheikouqi，zhenggebaibashiwandehaoxianghenrongyia，yaobuwoyebuganzhubozheixingle，zhijieheniganba，woyebuyaoneimeduo，niyinianjiwogewushiwanjiuxing。”

nvrenfanyingzaichi，yezhidaowoshizaiyinyangta，tadunshibuman。

“niyiweiqiandafenggualaidezheimerongyini，woyaoshiyouzheiluzi，haizhiyulaiqiunima？”

wofanjidao：“niyezhidaoburongyia，zhangkoubikoujiushiyibaiwan，zhenshizhangdechouxiangdemei，zhixiangzuoxiangqicheng，zenmeshenmehaoshidourangnijiazhanzhelebei，wojiabuhuanyingnimenzheizhongmeisuzhide，gengmeiyounimenzheizhongbaganziyedabuzhedeqinqi，biebiwodongshou，gungungun！”

nvrenhaixiangshuoshenme，quebeiwohewomaganlechuqu。

“ma，zheidoushinalaiderena。”

womayilianxianedecongshafafenglikouchuyikeguohe，tanlelaodayikouqi。

“nilaolaoneibiancunlide，buzhidaocongnatingshuonizhengdaqianle，feichanzheworangnijiaotaerzini。chuleta，wojintiandoujiedaohaojigedianhuale，minglianlide，douxiangjieqian。”

wodouyaoqixiaole：“zhiqianwobaguoshi，jialineimekunnan，zhaotamenjieqian，tamenzenmeshuode？gegedoushuomeiyou，gegedoushuokunnan，xianzaiwoshiyeyoudianqisele，jiugenliegousideyaolaifenyibeigengle？zenmexiangdeneimemeini。”

womaanweiwo：“nijiuanxinzuonide，zheixieniuguisheshende，majinitongtongdafadiao，rujinwoyesuankanmingbaile，zheixieren，jiubunengjidianhaoliansekan，buranjiuhuibeidengbizishanglian！”

wobaozhuwoma，menshengdao：“ma，nizhenhao。”

woyiweizheichangqinqifengbojiuzheiyangguoqule，shishiqueshiwobarenxinhaixiangdebugoue。

gangkaibo，echoudedanmujiupiaomanlezhenggezhibojian。

“zenmehaizaizhiboni，shiyezuotianjidebugouma？”

“geweizhuyile，zhubowubaiyici，youxuqiudekuailaizhaotaa！”

“有图有真相！”

woyebiyemeiduojiu，nalizhimianguozheizhongbujiayanshideeyi，kangejiju，wojiuganjueyankuangsuanzhangqilai。

genglingrenjuewangdeshi，wodezhibojianbeifengle。