带着系统，我开墓讲历史
《带着系统，我开墓讲历史》 小说介绍
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《带着系统，我开墓讲历史》 第1章 免费试读
“什么情况?”
“zheijiushijiemuzujiwomenanpaidechema?”
“怎么是毛驴车?”
yangjinliyilianmeng：“shuohaodezoubianhuaxialishilu，nandaokaodeshizheitoukeaidexiaomaolvma?”
“zeze，taikelianle!”
yipangdehuangboyenaonaotou：“laizhiqianjiemuzujiushuozheishigegongyixingjiemu，jingfeibuduo，zhuyaomudeshixianghuaxiaguanzhongzhanxianhuaxialishifengcai。”
“danjingfeizaique，yebuzhiyu，liancheyongbuqiba?”
rebayeyaoyaotou：“woganjueshangdangle。”
huangboyoudianbuganxin，raozhemaolvchezouleyiquan，muguangluozaidaizhecaomaojiachedezhangfanshenshang：“zheiweixiaoge，ganwenniquedingshi《zhongzouhuaxialu》dejiemuzurenyuanma?”
zhangfanpieletayiyan：“meicuo!”
huangboyipainaomen：“kanlaizhenshishangdangle。”
shuobahuangyouyoudepashangmaolvche，yipiguzuozaicaodianzishang，chongzheernvdao：“womenzijixuanzedejiemu，jiushikuzheyedewancheng。”
“二位上来吧!”
zhangfanpielejiansanrenshangche，bianyangqishouzhonglvbian，yishengcuixiang：“jia!”
xiaomaolvmaizhexiaosuibu，shunzheshanluyouyoudewangqianzou。
【直播开始!】
【jiangshuhuaxialishi，genjuxitongpingfen，kehuodexiangduiyingdeshenmijiangli!】
xitongdeshengyin，zaizhangfandenaohailixiangqi。
yigeyueqian，tabianjuexinglejiangshuhuaxialishixitong。
zhiyaojiangshuhuaxialishibiannengdedaojiangli，dankexixitongyaoqiujiangshudeduixiangshimianxiangquanguoguanzhong。
xianshishijie，tazhishiyigedaxuesheng，yagenmeiyouxiangquanguoguanzhongjiangshudejihui。
suoyidangdezhi《zhongzouhuaxialu》dejiemukaibozhihou，tabianzhijiebaomingcanjiale。
pingjiezheqianshidelishizhishi，tahaowuyiwaidetuoyingerchu，chenglejiemuzudeteyaoguanchayuan。
buguo，kansanrendeyangzi，xianranhaibuzhidaozijideshenfen。
“xiaoge，nengshangliangyixiabu?”
“nikanqianmianhaoxiangyoucunzhuangjishi，womenyaobuhuanchengdiandongsanluncheba?”
jianzhangfanzhishixiaoxiaobuhangsheng，huangboyaoyadao：“shizaibuxing，huanchengmacheyexing。”
“xiaomaolvshizaishitaimanle!”
yangjinlihaiyoujinchenyeyilianqixudekanxiangta。
tamensangesuiranshimingxingjiabin，danzheibijingshizongyijiemu，weiyiyouquanliderenhaideshizhangfanzheigejiemuzugongzuorenyuan。
jianzhangfanhaibuhangsheng，huangboyanjingyizhuan，biandiujiyangjinlideherebayigenimendongdedeyanshen。
danxianranrebabingmeiyoulinghui，zhishiyihuodekanxianghuangbo。
yangjinliyeyihuodao：“boge，niyanjingzenmele?”
huangboyilianwuyu，zhihaocoushangqian，duiliangrenqiaoshengshuoleyibian。
zhishigangshuowan，yangjinliqueturandengdayanjing，jinghudao：“nirangwomenseyouxiaogea?”
yipangderebayeshidajingshise。
huangbodeliangengshiyiranheile：“shenmehulangzhici!”
“woshuodeshisajiao，sajiaowa!”
“zhenshiwuyule，canjiagejiemu，chadianshenbaiminglie!”
yangjinlizheicailuchuhuangranzhise：“ao，yuanlaishizheiyang!”
“buhaoyisi，shiwowuhuile。”
“buguozenmesajiao，wobuhuiya?”
“shiyaoduduzui，miaomiaoquanma?”
tagangxueqiyangzi，queyingshanglezhangfankanshazideyiyangdemuguang。
yishunjian，qifendouranjiangzhu。
yangjinlilianserouyankejiandebianhong。
rebahehuangboyerenbuzhubaoxiaoqilai。
zhangyuyangleyanglvbian，youyoudao：“kanlaisanweihaimeimingbaijiemudeguize。”
“《zhongzouhuaxialu》bianshiyaoyaoqiujiabinyixiandaiderenshijiaoganshouhuaxiawuqianniandelishibianqian!”
“zaigudai，tianzijialiu，zhuhoujiawu，qingjiasi，dafujiasan，shijiaer，shurenjiayi!”
“baihuajiushi，tianzikeyichengzuoliupimademache，zhuhoukeyichengzuowupimademache，yiciluntui，zuididengdeshurenzhinengchengzuoyipimademache!”
“jiranshiyaoganshoulishi，neijiudezunshoulishideguiju!”
“chengzuomaolvche，yeshiheqingheli!”
rebasidongfeidongdediandiantou。
yipangdeyangjinliqueshibaizheshouzhitou，zuilidunangzhe：“tianzijialiu，zhuhoujiawu，qingjiasi，dafusan，shier，shurenyi.....”
“那不对呀?”
“womendeshenfenzaigudaizhishaoyinggaisuanshishurenba?”
“anzhaoguijuwomenchengzuodeyinggaishiyijiamache!”
“dannikeshiyongmaolvcheladewomen!”
“buxing，womenyaoqiuanzhaogudaiguiju，huanmache!”
huangboyehuiguoshenlai：“yi，jinlizhongyukaiqiaole!”
“xiaoge，nikebiehuyouwomenle，jiuyinggaihuanmache!”
yangjinliangqixiaba：“neishi，wobenlaijiushitiancai，heihei!”
zhangfanzhuailezhuaicaomao，queshiheheyixiao：“nimenshiyiren，kebushishenmeshuren!”
huangboyileng：“youshenmebuyiyangma?”
张帆道：“当然!”
“zaigudai，yirenjiuxiangdangyuxizi，shuyuxiajiuliuzhiyi!”
“keshilianshurendousuanbushangdee!”
“suoyizhinengshiyongmaolvche!”
yangjinlidengdayanjing：“youmeiyougaocuoe?”
“womenlianpingtoulaobaixingdoubusuanbushang?”
zhangfandiandiantou：“buranniyiweini?”
rebakuxiaoyishengdao：“tashuodemeicuo，gudaizhongshigongnong，shangrenxizifanfuzouzu，diweifandaoshizaibaixingxiamian。”
“jiemuzu，zhenshibawomenyanjiumingbaileni。”
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《zhongzouhuaxialu》jiemushitongguowangluodianshiyiqizhibo。
yinweishigegongyijiemu，mudezaizhanxianhuaxialishi，suoyimeiyouguanggaozhiru，jinyoudejingfeiyedouyongzaizhizuoshangle，xuanchuanjingfeigengshijihumeiyou。
suoyikaibozhihou，zhibojianderenbingbuduo。
“jiemuzudexiaogetaixiule，jiabinzuzaitazheizhijiechengxiajiuliu!”
“xiaosiwole，yangjinlibenlainaozijiubuhaoyong，zheixiazhijiemengbile，nikantamengbidebiaoqing，zhenshixiaosiwole!”
“zheidangjiemuguanzhongzenmezheimeshao?zhibojiancaijiqianren，danwoganjuetinghaokande，bujinzhenrongqiangda，erqiejiulianjiemuzudenpcyezheimechucai!”
“zheigeganlvchedexiaogetaihuidushele，hezhihuipengjiabindegongzuorenyuanwanquanbuyiyang，wotaixihuanle!”
“wozenmeganjuezheigexiaogemeiyouneimejiandanni?tadelishizhishichubeihaoduoa，nanbuchengshiweilejiemuxiazulegongke?”
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节目组后台。
daoyanchenzhangandingzhehoutaidezaixianrenshu，bujintankouqi：“guoranshiduanshipinshidaile，xianzaimingxingxiaoyingyebuxingle。”
“qinglaizheimeduomingxingjiabin，kaiboshiwufenzhongle，zhibojianrenshujuranhaimeiyoupowan!”
zhizuorenyangminquedao：“caishiwufenzhong，chendaoyetaixinjileba?”
“zheidangjiemuzhizuojingliang，neirongfengfu，woyouxinxin，yidinghuibaohuode!”
“erqiewomenshigongyijiemu，zhutishizhanxianhuaxialishi，kendingbunengxiangyulezongyineimekaishijiuhuobao!”
chenzhangandiandiantou：“zheigewodangranzhidao。”
“关心则乱嘛!”
“buguonishuodeyedui，woyinggaiduijiemuduiniyouzugoudexinxin!”
“suiranwoshidaoyan，danjutidegongzuodoushishejianpaide，nideyongxinwodoukandedao!”
“jiubirugangchuchangdezheigegongzuorenyuan，biaoxianjiufeichangchucai，bujinlishizhishifengfu，lishirenwenzhangzuijiulai。”
“erqiehejiabindehudongxiaoguoyefeichanghao!”
“danmuduitadepingjiayehengao!”
“zhishiyoudiankexi，zheixiaohuozidexifenzhiyouzheiyicheng!”
yangminlvedaishenyidepieletayiyan：“chendaozhenshihaoyanlini!”
“tajiaozhangfan，dequeshigerencai!”
“buguonifangxin，tadexifenkebuzhizheiyidianni!”
chenzhanganyileng：“e，niyouanpai?”
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huangbotingwanquesihuyoudianbuganxin：“hao，jiusuannishuoduiba!”
“buguopaoquwomenxizideshenfenzhiwai，wojialikeshisandainongminni?”
“yejiushidaolewozheiyidai，caikaoshangdaxue，buyongzaizhongdile!”
“yongyijubijiaotieqiedehualaishuo，wokeshihanmenzidi!”
“zongguiyouzigechengmaba?”
zhangfanpieletayiyan，qingxiaodao：“buhaoyisi，boge!”
“又让你失望了!”
huangboyileng：“shenmeyisi?”
zhangfanzhengsedao：“hanmenzaigudaishikeshizhideshimeiluodeguizu。”
“qingwensanweizushangkeshiguizu?”
huangbolianseyijiang：“a?”
“bushishumin，yousuanbushanghanmen!”
“neiwomenzaigudaidaodisuangesha?”
“zhenshizhinengdangxiajiuliu?”
yangjinlijuezhezui：“heng，wojuedexiaogejiushiqifuwomenlishishuipingdi，guyimawomenni!”
zhangyuyaoyaotou：“wokemeiyou。”
yangjinlibufuqi：“neinijiushuoshuo，womensangezaigudaidaodisuanshenmejieji?”
rebayedao：“shia，woyexiangzhidao。”
zhangfanjiansanrenyifudaposhaguowendaodidejiashi，bianwunaidao：“zhenyaoting?”
sanrenzhongzhongdediandiantou：“womenbixuyaonongmingbai，womenzaigudaisuangesha?”
zhangfanxiaolexiao：“haoba，zheikeshinimenyaorangwodeshuode!”
“buguozaidingyinimengudaishenfenzhiqian，woxiangxianwennimenlianggewenti!”
“你们有房吗?”
huangboyaoyaotou：“fangjianeimegui，wokemeimai。”
rebaluchujingyazhise：“boge，nikeshiliangbaiyiyingdi，neimeyouqian，juranmeimaifang?”
yangjinliyejingyadao：“bogezheimeyouqiandoumeimai，woyigexiaoyanyuannalimaideqi。”
rebayilianhuaiyi：“jinli，nizhenmaibuqima?”
yangjinli：“aiya，yebushimaibuqila，jiushixiangzanqianmaidabieshuma，heihei!”
bogexiaodao：“woyebushimaibuqi，zhishijuedefangjiataiguimeiyoumaibiyao，zufangzifandaoshigenghuasuan。”
“erqieworenshidehaoduoquanneihaoyouyeshizheiyang!”
rebayanjingyiliang，shenshouhehuangbojileyizhang：“boge，wohenidexiangfayeyiyangni!”
huangbohahadaxiao，huiguotouchongzhezhangyudao：“niwenzheigeganma?”
zhangyuxiaolexiao：“dengxianimenjiuzhidaole。”
“neidiergewenti，nimenyoutiandima?”
三人直接摇头。