疯了吧，我不称帝，万民一起上吊
《疯了吧，我不称帝，万民一起上吊》 小说介绍
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caituanzixianshu，hanpingxianchilebagejielejihuo，tangzaiyizishang，wenzhelaomujidebadaoxiangqi，zhijuedeshenghuogewaimeihao。
tuzaohuozhuang，yongleyigeduoshichen，laomujiyijingshigunlan。
poxilianggeheli，bajirouchaile，shengzaipanzili，youwangwangdejitang，yedoufangdaolezhuozishang，dengshoushitingdang，laotaitaihehanpingdouzuoxiale，liuxuebaoquebukenzuo：“nujiazhanzhesihou。”
女人不能上桌吃饭！
hanpingfangcaixiangqizheigeguiju，biekannvrenjiahuixiezidemeijige，kedabufendoushiyaobeisong《nvlunyu》《nvfanjielu》《nvjie》zhileideshu。
laotaitaijiushizheimeguolaide，ziranlejie，tajimanglazhuliuxuebaodeshou：“shuodeshenmehua，xiangcongqianwohanjiayeshidahurenjia，zheixieguiju，doushibixude。rujinluopole，xiaomenxiaohukejiangjiubude。zanmenyijiasankoubianshizuiqinzuijinde，laoshenzideguiju，wairenzaishibanyibantimianjiuzhongle，tingwode，kuaizuo，kuaizuo。”
hanpingyeshijuede，sangerenzaibazunbeifenneimeqingxi，duojianwai，bianquandao：“gongjingburucongming，tingniangdeba。”
“唯！”
gonggongjingjingdidaying，liuxuebaozheicaiyoudianweisuodizuoxia，xianranzheiyingduiyedoushijialijiaoguode，tongchangwanbeiyingdazhangbei，yigeshiwei，yisiweimingshicong，yigeshinuo。
jiandanlaishuo，jiushiyaoweiweinuonuo。
zhibuguoweigengjiazhengshihezunjing，nuozeshirichangqingsongdeduihua。
zheizai《liji》zhongshiyoumingqueguidingde：“fuzhaowunuo，weierqi。”
“zheicaiduima，lai，chirou，chirou。wochiguoroudanjiaozile，jianleroubiannidehuang。”
laotaitaijiaqijitui，jihanpingheliuxuebaoyirenyige，hanpingchanhuaile，zhuazhujiuken，liuxuebaoqueyigeguliuguixiale，haoxianglianguo，gewaisihua：“popo，xuebaochushen**，xiangshoutaiguo，pashihuobuzhangjiu。”
jialilianyecaituanziyechibushang，nalijianguodajitui，yibutiantangdechabie，tashizainanyishiying。
有这种说法？
hanpingzhidaotaziyouyifanzhujian，wufaqiangpo，bianshuodao：“niang，zheigejituinichiba，payoushuida，jiubajipiboxialai。xuebao，weiqunichijipi，jichibang，ji**zheixie，jiuzheimeban，tingwode！”
tazhidao，dajiadouzaishuoxiahuani，yizhidouzaichiyecaishupicaogen，chidunroudanjiaozijiunile？
搞笑呢。
laotaitaitoutouyankoushuideyangzi，tayoubushimeikandao。
zhiyuliuxuebao，tabingbingwaiwaide，fenmingshiyingyangbuliang，quedejiushiyoushui。
congzaiminzhongtuoyingerchujinrubojuefu，zuoweidingmenlihudeyangjiaren，hanpingzidaiweiyan，tayishuohua，lianggenvrendoushizunmingfengxing。
zheizhilelaomujiyousijinzhong，qulemaohegutou，shengxiadayueliangjinderou，hanpingjidajiafenfen，douchidemanzuiyou。
liuxuebaoliangutoudoubukenreng，yingshijiaosuiyanlexiaqu。
chishuibuwangwajingren，chijiyeshiyiyang，laotaitaidingzhu：“pinger，sanshaoyeduizanzhenzhenshihao，zanmendexiangfazibaodarenjia。”
zheinianyuenengsongyizhiji，jueduisuandeshangchushoukuochuo，lixianxiashile。
kanleneimedakuaidi，hanpingxinliyijingyoupu：“fangxinbaniang，huangzaiwoyenengzhongchulvzhuangjialai，xiefushoulewo，shitamenzhuanle。”
tazixinmanman，laotaitailandeguanshi：“neijiuzhong！”
hanxuebaoyanzhongshanguoyihuo，bianshitianzihaodehechuandi，dabufenyeshikeliwushou，hekuangshishanpodi？
takanle，waimianyibaimudetudi，jinshizacao。
shanposhangqueshui，youshihuangchongfanlan，yanqianyishishengxia，ruhezhongchulvzhuangjialai？
xinliyouxiangfaguiyouxiangfa，tadangranbukenengzhiyibitiandadeqinfujun。
chibalefan，poxilianggeshoushiwandie，hanpingqutiaoshui，baqianyuanhouyuandegangdoudamanle。
tazheishishanposhang，jingzaishanpoxia，tagangchilelaomuji，wansidebianzuodaole，liuxuebaojianxianggongbuguangyouxuewen，hairucikongwuyouli，miansexiuhong，buzhizaixiangxieshenme。
nengdangshanghanjiadeerxifu，daoxianzaitahaijuedezuomengyiyang，zhongjiubutashi。
musemimansihe，ranheitiandiwanwu，yiwanxiaxuanyuexuanguazaidongtian，xishuaijimodemingjiao，laotaitaiqulehouyuandefangjian，hanpingzaiqiantang，haohaodixilegezao。
yibianxi，yibianzhuomo，anshuojinwanshidongfanghuazhuye，jiusuanshishouleliuxuebao，yeshilisuoyingdang。
kedajiahaibushu，gengtanbushangshenmeganqing，yaoshijiuzheimeruledongfang，zongganjueguaiguaide。
meixiangchugesuoyiranlai，xihaolechulai，zhijianliuxuebaoxidebaibaijingjing，shenchuanzaohongsemoxiong，waizhaoduijinbeizi，yangzhibaiyuyibanxiannendebojinghesuogubaoluwuyi，xiamianchuanzheyoubudingdedanhuangshaku，piaoyiqingli，xiusekecan。
“kenqingxianggongtengwo，xuebaokeyichengshou。”
tadizhetou，bai-xideliandanshangxiuhongyipian，lianerchuishang，yeranlexia，shuozhekeyichengshou，shuangshoujiaoshazaiyiqi，fenmingshipajile。
这么主动吗？
hanpingzhijueyiguzizaodongzaixiaofuxiongyong，kanzheyanqianheanlianduixiangyibanwuerderongmao，shenchuleshou，youmanmanshouhui。
“gaitianba，dengniyanghaoleshenzi。”
改天？
liuxuebaotaiqitou，mouzilishiqiangliedeweiquhezibei，yizhuanshen，jidiyanleixuanransaxia，tacongmenhounachuyigentengtiao：“jiranyebuyuanyichupengnubijianqu，yongzheigeba。”
tashuangshoubatengtiaochengshang，yinubizicheng，hanpingkanmengle：“weihejiwotengtiao？”
“相公不知道吗？”
qingrundemouzishanshuoxiyi，liuxuebaojimangjieshi，“chenghunzhiye，xuyoutengli，xianggongruoshitengnujia，biandanujiayidun，shinujiateng，yuyikerenteng。nujiahaiyiwei，xianggongxianqinujiayangmaochoulou，suanbudekeren，suoyicaibukendongshou。”
可人疼……
zheigefengsuhanpingjiuzhendebuzhidaole，tashitaohuanglaizheide，suoweishilibutongsu，tayouyizhizhengzhazaiwenbaoxianshang，nalihuiliuyizheixie？
yaoshuodaren，hanpingshibufennannvde，gaidade，douyaoda，zhishiliuxuebaobingbuguocuo，haohaodidatayidun，zongyoudianxiabuqushou。
budaba，zhipataxinlixiangbukai，yiweizijibutengta。
“nidangranshikeren，genwojinwu，wohaohaotengni。”
batengtiaorengle，hanpinglazheliuxuebaojinlewofang，bamenguanshang，gunanguanv，kongqipenyongzhezaodong，hanpinglisuodibabeizipukai：“nipazhei。”
tengshiyaotengde，hanpingxiangzhe，biedahuaile，xudedayouroudedifang。
liuxuebaoguaiguaitinghua，bishangyanjing，toumaizailebeizili，xianggeanchunyiyang。