疯了吧，我不称帝，万民一起上吊
《疯了吧，我不称帝，万民一起上吊》 小说介绍
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《疯了吧，我不称帝，万民一起上吊》 第1章 免费试读
我死了！
我又活了！
hanpingkanzheyishenlanlv，kuganrushuzhideshou，haiyouhuipupudepoyaodong，shensefuza。
tabenshi211daxuedeshuoshi，ganggangbiye，zhengzaizhaogongzuo，buxiangguomaludeshihou，yudaolenitouche。
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当场他就嗝屁了。
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嘶！
嘶！
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“嘿嘿嘿……”
gulu，gulu，gululu……
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“pinger，kuaihelezheiwanzhou。”
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“娘，你吃吧！”
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“niang，nibieshuozhei，jiushisi，zanyeyaosiyikuai。”
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jinjinyaodai，balaoniangbeileqilai。
“pinger，xinyidaolejiuzhongle，jishilishanlu，bushierxi，tingniangdehua，niyigerenquba。niangzheibeizihuogoule。”
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“开始吧。”
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“shiwenduanzidejunzi，zheibianlai。”
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“我会，我会。”
“taihaole，wodiejiaoguowoxiezi。”
“shangtianyouhaoshengzhidea，wuwuwu……”
yiqunrenzaishiyezheibianpaidui，hanpinggenleguoqu。
paizaidiyidenanzijinzhangxixidi，naqimaobi，zhanzhanweiwei，zaizhishangxiezhe：“yi，er，san……”
xiedaosideshihou，luxianle，tabasixiechenglesiheng。
diergeyongshouzuanzhemaobi，xielesangewaiwainiuniudezi：“ligoudan。”
caoshiyefanzhebaiyan，jiubaliangrendafale。
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“然也。”
jiancaoshiyeyoudianzhuaiwen，hanpinghuileyigebiaozhundeshumianyu，bubeibukang。
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zhouweidejiminkanzhehanping，toushezhejiduxianmudemuguang。
“亲姑爷！”
zhouweidejiminkanzhehanping，toushezhejiduxianmudemuguang。
“亲姑爷！”
“他是我亲姑爷！”
“woxianzhuazhude，tashiwozhaojiadeqinguye！”
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turan，congbuyuanchudexiangzili，chongchulailiangboren，zhuazhuhanpingbusashou，hanpingyizheng，caixiangqi，zheiliyou“qiangguye”dexisu。
duonianzhanluan，gebotuiqiquandenandinggewaixique，yijiayounanbaijiaqiu，qiubulai，neijiuqiang。
xianghanpingzheizhongnadaolvtoupai，ruzhibojuefude，gengshijinguangcancandexiangbobo！