《清澈愚蠢的大学舍友》 小说介绍
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dayikaixue,shiyouxihuanhuazhongquchong,zichengshiqingcheyuchundedaxuesheng。
junxunguyi**zhetongyifuzhuang,
「a?woyiweikeyichuanzijidexiaoqunzini!」
jingxuanbanwei,tazaitaishangchang,
「nihaonihaonihaonihao,wodetoufa,shizhenfa......」
台下众人面面相觑,
wohaoxinwanyantixingta,taquenaoxiuchengnuzaiwobeizilixialaoshuyao。
「nizheimeqingxingcongmingzenmezheishihoubunengjiuzijini?」
zaiwuzangliufujuliedetengtongzhong,wohuidaolekaixuediyitian,
jiranzheimexihuanborenyanqiu,neiwolaibangtayibahaole。
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「nimenhaoya!woshijianglanlan,yihouwomenjiushishiyoula!duoduoguanzhaowo!」
woyizheng,suijimengditaiyanxiangshengyuanchukanqu,
mianqiankanqilairenchuwuhaidenvhaihejiyiliyiliandiankuangdetaxingchengjudafancha,
chuangwaikuredeyangguangrangwoyoulexianshidechugan。
我居然,
真的重生了。
jianglanlanniezheyijiao,duzhexiaozui,
「haiyou,woshiwangshangneizhongqingcheyuchundedaxueshengla!kenenghuiyoudianbenbende,daoshihoumafandajiajianliangwo。」
shuowan,taqiaopiditutushetou。
qitalianggeshiyouduishiyiyan,yanshenyoudianyiyannanjin,
danchuyulimao,haishiyouhaodixiangtadalezhaohu。
wosisidiniezhushuangshou,zhijiaqianruzhangxin。
shangbeizi,zhengshijianglanlandezheifumoyangmihuolewo!
tawushiwukebuzaibanyanhaoyige「qingcheyuchundenvdaxuesheng」jiaose,
banjilibushaorensixiapaijita。
wozaiyifanxinlidouzhengzhihou,zaisushezhishengwomenliangshicaizhenzhuozhexiangtakaikou,
「lanlan,qishiqingcheyuchundedaxueshengzhishiwangyoukaiwanxiaodegeng,zanmenwangengyaoshidu......」
tadelianshangshanguoshunjiandenaonuheedu,kexidangshidewomeiyoubuzhuodao,
zaiwohexiatadijiwodeneibeixiayaodeshuihou,
tademianrongbiandeniuqufengkuang,yanshenxiangdusheyibansiyaojiangwosiyao。
wodewuzangliufujulietengtongqilai,daozaidishangwuzhudichouchu,
tadeshengyinxiangdiyulideegui,
「jiunicongming!nizheimeqingxingcongmingzenmezheishihoubunengjiuzijini?」
zaishiquyishiqian,wozuihounengkandaodejiushitafangdadediankuangchixiaodelian。
cike,wonengganjuezijideshentihaizaiyinweijutongdeganjueshangweixiaosanerweiweizhandou,
眼眶猩红。
weilebubeikanchuduanni,wozhinengjiazhuangzijishentibushufu,chongjinweishengjian。
lengshuichongzaiwolianshang,qingliangdechuganrangwodedanaozhujianqingxing。
我要报仇。
woyanshenfahen,sisididingzhejingzilideziji。
jirandedaozhonglaiyicidejihui,woyidingyaohaohaobawo。
jirantajianglanlanneimexihuanhuazhongquchong,borenyanqiu,
neiwojiubangtayibahaole。
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suiranyijingjinleqiutian,dantoudingdetaiyangguanghaishihendu。
「jiaogenbinglong,jiaojianfenkai,liangtuitingzhi,xiaofuweishou!shenzixiangqianqing!」
jiaoguanjiangdeshengyinchuanzaiwomenmeigerendeerduoli,doudadehanzhucongetoudixia。
众人苦不堪言。
「baogaojiaoguan!wobuxiaoxinshuiguotouchidaole!」
yidaojiaojiaoruanruandeshengyinchuanlai,zhongrenxunzheshengyuanwangqu。
wozuijiaogouqiyimochaoxiao,yezhuanguoqukanhaoxi。
zhijianjianglanlanchuanzhefensehuabaoqun,toushangzhazhelianggesongsongkuakuadewanzitou,
zhenggerenkanshangqudaidaide,
——ruguobushizaijunxundehua。
jiaoguanyeshidiyicijianzheimebuzhengchangdexingwei,yishijianzhenjingdeshuobuchuhualai。
tazhouzhemeitou,lishengxunwen,
「nijiaoshenmemingzi?chidaoxianbushuo,sheirangnichuanchengzheiyanglaijunxunde?」
wenyan,jianglanlanmengleyishun,
ranhoudaidaidikanzhejiaoguan,yilianzizeheaonao,
「a?junxunyaotongyifuzhuangma?woyiweikeyichuanzijidexiaoqunzi......」
tanieniequnjiao,huranjiushiduxiangxiajugong,
「duibuqi,woyoudianbenbende!xiacibuhuile!」
jiaoguanmeitouyiranjinsuo,banzhelianjinminzhechun,
他眼神示意江岚岚,
「ni,jinishifenzhongshijian,quhuanhaoyifu!」
pangbianderenzaijiaotoujieer,
「zheinvdesheia?zhenchuna!」
「daodizhenchunhaishijiachun!wokanjiushihuazhongquchong!」
「fule,zenmehezheizhongrencaifendaoyigeban。」
「......」
jiaoguandeshengyinzaicixiangqi,
「buxuzaixiamianjiaotoujieer!haohaozhan!」
「quanbuzaijiaershifenzhong!」
youzhizheyiliandaimengdejianglanlanhedao,
「ni!jiayigexiaoshi!」
danjianglanlanhaibulaoshi——
weilejiang「qingcheyuchundedaxuesheng」zheiyirensheguanchedaodi,taguyiduocichucuo,
jiaoguanshibushidouyaojiuzhengtadezishi。
yilaierqu,womenzaitaiyangxiayijingzhanleyigexiaoshi。
dajiaxinlibenlaijiuduijianglanlandediyiyinxiangbuhao,
xianzaigengyinweitahaidezijizaidataiyangxiaduozhanlezheimejiu,
fanzaodexinjiashangduladetaiyang,
不免对她心生厌恨。
xiuxishi,youxinzhikoukuaidetongxuegengshizhijiezhizhejianglanlanmadao,
「junxunyaochuanfaxiaqudejunxunfudoubuzhidao?nishizhenchunhaishijiachun?ruguoshizhenchundehuawojianyiquchachanaozi,zaiquchayixiazenmekaoshangdedaxue!」
旁边的人跟着附和,
「jiushia!zheimexihuanhuazhongquchonga?baituodajie,nixiangaoqingchuchanghexingbuxing?zijixiangyanbielawomenxiashuia!」
「......」
jianglanlandeliansecanbai,yanshenkongdong,
嗫嚅着开口,
「woshizhendebuzhidao......wojiushibenbende......」
「aduiduidui,nibendexiangtouzhu!xingleba!?」
kanzhejianglanlanbeizhongrenpaiji,wozhihuanbaozheshoubeikaozaiyinliangdedashuxiakanhaoxi。
shangbeizi,suiranwoyeduijianglanlandexingweiyouxiebuman,
dankaolvdaotabijingshisheyou,kanqilaitingtianzhende,
xiangzheyexutashizhendemeiyoujunxunguobudong,
zhengyiganbaopengdichongshangqujiangtahuzaibeihou,titashuohua。
yeliandaizheailebushaoma,
但并不后悔。
keshihou,jianglanlanbingmeiyouyisiganxie,
tajianchengtongxuemendoushiqingcheyuchundedaxuesheng,
没有恶意。
shenzhihaiguaiwoyanyujilie,yidiandoubuxianggeganjingqingchededaxuesheng。
zheiciwolengyandikanzhetabeizhongrenzeguai,
噙着嘲讽的笑。
huisushehou,jianglanlanyanquanhonghongde,
委屈地哭了出来。
womensangeduishileyiyan,sheiyemeishangqiananwei,
zhuantouziguzidishuazheshouji。
zheicaigangkaishini,woshayehaimeizuoni。
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dagaishibeimapale,houmiandejunxun,jianglanlanbingmeiyouzaizuoshenmeyao,
dajiayejianjianwangjizheijianshiqing。
zhidao,kaixuedediyichangdabanhui,zhuyaojiushijingxuanbanwei。
shangbeizi,jianglanlanxingchongchongdiwenwo,
「chenke,nijuedewoshangtaichanggezenmeyang?jiuchangneigezuijinhenxinaode,wodetoufa,shizhenfa......」
woweiweicumei,juedebutaituodang,
小心翼翼地开口,
「lanlan,woganjuezheizhongchanghechangzheigebutaihao......」
tayilianbugaoxingdidaduanwo,
「chenke!wobanidangpengyoucaigaosunide!wojiushixihuanchanggea,bushidoushuoyaozuozuizhenshidezijima?nijiufeiyaowohebierenyiyangjiaxixidiyibenzhengjingma!」
「womenqingchedenvdaxueshengjiushiyaozairenhechanghebaochizuoziji!」
我讪讪地闭嘴。
zheici,dangjianglanlanwenqiwotongyangdewentishi,
我笑着附和她,
「keyiya!lanlan,nizhendehenteshu,hebierenbuyiyangni!」
「daoshihouwobangnipaiyiduanshipinba!lanlanzhangdezheimehaokan,youzheimekeai,kendingnenghuode!」
wenyan,jianglanlanxiaolianhongpupude,
yangyizhedeyihechongjingdexiaorong,
haoxiangyijingxiangxiangdaozijibaohuowangluodehuamianle。
我心里冷笑,
当然要让你如愿呀,
先捧上云端,
再狠狠跌下来,
不是更痛快吗?
「ng......dajiahaoya!woshidianzixinxidexinshengjianglanlan!shiyimeiqingcheyuchundenvdaxueshengyo!」
shuowanzheijuhua,taishangdejianglanlanhaipeihezhewailewaitou,feikuaidetuletushetou,
一副「天真」模样。
taixiayijingyouqieqiesiyusheng。
wojuqishouji,chongjianglanlanluchuyigegulidexiaorong。
tajiaoruandesangyinjiezhekaikou,
「jiexialaiwojitongxuemenzhanshiwodejingxuanyoushi!」
「nihaonihaonihaonihao,wodetoufa,shizhenfa......」
shibushidipeihezhegeshengjuqitoufa,waiwainaodai。
wokanzhezheiyimubumianfaxiao,
yigechengniannvxingquekeyibanchunxiyinmuguang,
招笑。
yipangdelaoshi,heqitacanyubanweipingxuandetongxue,
wuyibuluchushayanqieyiyannanjindemoyang。
taixiadetongxuefenfenmianmianxiangqu,
「zheijie......shibushiyoushenmemaobing......?」
「shangcijunxunbujiushitama?keyibanchunhuazhongquchong!」
「buganshuo......pazhenshinaoziyoushenmewenti......」
「......」
taishangdejianglanlanbingbunengtingdaotaixiadezheixieqieqiesiyu,
jishitingdaole,tayehuibuyiweiyi。
「gouletongxue!banweipingxuanbushirangnizhanshicaiyide......」
laoshizuizhongshikanbuxiaqu,jishichuyandaduan,
erbeijiaotingdejianglanlankanqilaiyoudianbudagaoxing,
tazhanzaitaishang,youshoubutingdijiaodongzhequnjiao,
dengzheyanjingwaizhenaodaiwenlaoshi,
「zheibuxingmalaoshi?duibuqiwobuzhidao......woyiweikeyide......wojiushiyigeqingcheyuchundenvdaxuesheng,shenmeyebudong......」
「nikebiefangpile!yigechengnianrenxinzhizheimebuchengshuma?zhuangshenmezhuang!」
taixiayoushoubuledetongxuedashenghechidao,zhongrenfenfenfuhe。
beiduiledejianglanlanliansebaiyizhenhongyizhen,sisididingzheganggangshuohuadenansheng,
「wangshangdoushuoqingcheyuchundedaxuesheng!nizaizhiyiwoshenme?!」
「dajiewoqiuniyaobiaoyanzijizaijiabiaoyan,xuexiaobuhuanyingni!」
「......」
zuizhonghaishilaoshiquankaileyuchaoyuyanzhongdeliangren。
danjingguojintianzheimeyizao,zhongrenxinliduijianglanlandepianjiangengshen。
yourenzhijiezaixiaoyuanqiangshangdianmingkaihuo,
「dianzixinxierban**x,kongkongruyedenaodailichengtianxiangzhezenmehuazhongquchong。junxunnichuanxiaoqunzi,banhuinichangxinaoqu......shizaibuxingzanzhongchoujiniquzuogezhilijiancha!」
shenzhigengyoutieliankaidazhe,zaibanjiqunlinuduijianglanlan......
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jianglanlankanzhebuduanshuapingdexinxi,
yizhangxiaolianzhangdetonghong,sisididingzheshouji。
「tamenpingshenmezheimeshuowo?wangshangdoushuowoshiqingcheyuchundenvdaxueshengle!tamenweishenmehaiyaozheimeduoduobiren!」
huiyingtade,shiwomenshengxiasanrenyizhidechenmo。
lingwailiangrenduishiyiyan,moqidilikaile。
sushelizhishengxiawohejianglanlan。
shangbeizi,yejiushizheigeshihou,
wochuyuhaoxin,zhenzhuozheyongciweiwanditixingjianglanlan。
ketaquenaoxiuchengnu,jiangwuchuanfangdenuhuojinshusadaowoshenshang,
tamianmuzhengningdikanzhedaozaidishangtengtongdisichufangundewo,
「nizheige**nizaihushuoxieshenme!doushinijiduwo!yidingshinizuogeng!buranzenmehuizheiyang?」
「jiunicongming!nizheimeqingxingcongmingzenmezheishihoubunengjiuzijini?」
xiangdaozheili,weilisihuyouzaiyinyindifanzhefangundetengtong。
wolianxiameiyanlidehenyi,xiaozhenachushoujidijijianglanlan,
「lanlannikan,wobangnipaidechanggepianduan,shibushichaojikeai!」
「lanlan,nizhangdeyouhaokan,youzheimekeai,yongwangshangdehualaishuojiushiqingcheyuchundedaxuesheng。tamenneixierenbudongmeiguanxi,qunzhongdeyanjingshixueliangde。nifangdaowangshang,dajiakendingxihuanni!」
jianglanlanyuanbenhaizaiqijibaihuai,tingdaowozheiyangshuo,lianshangzhanfangchuyigedadadexiaorong。
tawaiwaitou,luchujifenxiusedemoyang,yangzhuangkunaodikaikou,
「zhendema?keshiwangshanghaokandemeinvneimeduo......」
woyibabaizhengtadeshenti,zhengshitadao,
「buhuidelanlan,suiranmeinvduo,dannishiweiyiyigeqingcheyuchundebendannvdaxueshengya!」
tasishibeiwoshuodongle,jifanjiayituicixiahaishijiangshipinshangchuandaowangluoshang,
bingpeiwen:aiya!wojuranbuzhidaobanweipingxuanbunengchanggewawawawahaodiulian!!!
jianglanlandeshipingangshangchuanjiuyinqijudafanxiang,
                
                                清澈愚蠢的大学舍友