《清明祭祖,嫂子让我妈和狗挤后备箱》 小说介绍
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juyouyongwogaosuninixianzaibubamaconghoubeixiangdaichulainijiusidingle!”wogehanhuzhe,“biechaobiechao,
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”wodeyuqihuranlenglexialai,daizhebipodezhiwen。wogezhidaozheishiwozhendeshengqile,
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zhenshijiaoqing。”shuowanzhijiebashipinguaduan。dengdaowozaihuiboguoqucaifaxianyijingbeilahei。
wolaibujishoushixingli,naqishoujigaiqianlewanshangdegaotie。
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wocongxiaojiumeiyoujianguofuqin。tingmuqinshuo,shizaitahuaiyunwugeyuedeshihou,fuqinshangshankanchaizaoyulebaoyu,
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”wokuxiaobude,yuanlaishiyinweizheigeyuanyintacaihuizaiwodemianqianyandoubuyanle。
wolandezaijixuhetamenlangfeishijian,dachelianyedaizhemuqindaoleyiyuan。yishengjimuqinzuoleqingchuang,
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“nimingmingjidexiaoshihoubeizheiqunrenqifuchaoxiao,
jieguonigongchengmingjiuhuilaidediyijianshiqingshihaochihaohedesihoutamen?
tamenbuhuiganjinizhihuijuedenishigeyuandatou!
”“tamenyongneiyangdehuawurumamawuruwonandaonijiubushengqima!
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”danxianran,gegebingmeiyoubawoshuodehuafangzaixinli。saozigengshilenghengzhe:“niyigefudaorenjiadongshenme?
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xiangyaohetamenlilun,quezaikanzhetamenzuiliandeshunjianfangqi。bijingyongyuanjiaobuxingyigezhuangshuideren,
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womengranzhengkaiyanjingcaifaxianjinlaideshijintianlaijialideyigehewonianlingxiangfangdetongcunren,wangqiang。
yinweicongxiaozhongdideyuangu,tadebeilidadejingren,wopinmingdezhengzhazhejingranwufabaituotabandian。
wangqianggengshikuazhangdeyongshengzibawodeshuangshoukunzaileyiqi。“gunkai!niyaoduiwozuoshenme!
”wangqiangweisuodecuolecuoshouxiaozhe。“bukuishizaichenglishenghuoleneimeduoniande,
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tapadeyibazhangdazailewodelianshang,kanzhechangkaidefangmenchaoxiaozhewo。“jilaozianjingyidian!
nijiusuanshihanpohoulongyebuhuiyourenlaijiuni!yaobushinigejiwodakaidedamen,nizhenyiweiwonengchuangjinnijia?
清明祭祖,嫂子让我妈和狗挤后备箱