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zhimingwangwenxieshou“suanmeilaolao”delianzaixinzuo《qingmingjizu，saozirangwomahegoujihoubeixiang》，shijinqifeichangshouhuanyingdeyibuduanpianyanqingwen， juyouyongcaijinlanxiuxiuliangweizhujiaozhijiandehudongfeichangyouai，tixiaojiefeidejuqingzhuyaojiangshule：muqinjingranbeitamenanpaihegouyiqizaihoubeixiang！houpaizuoweiquebaimanlesaozideshechipinbaobao！mianduiwodezhiwen，saozi……

精彩章节

qingmingjiehuijiajizu，woyinweigongzuoyuanyinmeiyouhegegesaoziyiqiqianxing。lushanghexiaozhizishipincaizhidao，

muqinjingranbeitamenanpaihegouyiqizaihoubeixiang！houpaizuoweiquebaimanlesaozideshechipinbaobao！

mianduiwodezhiwen，saozimanbuzaiyi。“wodebaoyigeyaohaojiwan！

fangzaihoubeixiangkepengdaolenijiwomaixindema！

”gegeyezaiyibianfuhezhe：“wopingrilirangtachiwodezhuwodeyijinggouduideqitale！

”zuihoushenzhilazhewoshuo：“fanzhengmayehuobuleduojiule，chabuduodelezhuangshenmexiaoshun？。

”wozhishixiaozhehuilehuizaixianrenshushiwanzhibojiandeshouji。“neijiurangwangyoulaipingpingliba。

”zheiciqingmingquanjiazhunbeihuilaojiajizu，yinweiwogongzuodeteshuxing，suoyigesaodaizhemuqintiqianhuiqu。

daolewanshangjiudian，wojieshulejiaqiqiandezuihouyichangzhibo，caicezhetamenyinggaiyekuaidaojiale，

youdanxindanwugegekaiche，suoyidaletongshipintonghuadaolezhizishouji。dianhuahenkuaijiujietong，

wohezhizihanxuanlejijujiurangtabashoujijimuqin。zhiziqueshuodao：“keshinainaimeiyouhewomenzuozaiyiqiya！

”wocengdeyixiacongzuoweishangzhanleqilai，yinliangbuzijuededalejibei，“buzaiyiqi？tarenni！

”zhizilikefangdaolehoupaizuoyidakaishanguangdengduizhunhoubeixiang。“nainaizaizheiliya！

”shipinlimuqinquansuozheshenzitangzaiduimanxinglidehoubeixiang，

tashouxiaodeshenzibeijizhewanquanniuquzaiyigexiaxiaodejiaoluo。erjialiyangdedahuanggouzhengpazaitadeshenshang。

buzhidaoshiyinweichuanbuguoqihaishiyinweidahuangtaizhong，muqindezhengzhanglianzhanghongyipian，xiandegewaidetongku。

kandaoshoujiliwodelian，muqinbeibiehongdelianshunjianluchulexiaorong。“xiuxiu！shixiuxiu！

”“xiuxiuzheiliheihuhude，wohaohaipa，wobeidahuangjizhechuanbuguoqile，

xiuxiunizainaliwozenmemobudaoni？xiuxiunikuaidiandaiwochulaiawuwuwuwu。

”wokanzhezaimianqianhuidongdeneishuangcucaodeshou，quanshendexueyedaoliuzhicuantianlinggai，shoujiaobingleng。

tingdaomuqinshengyindesaozigengshikuazhangdeaiyouchusheng。“xiaobaobeinizenmebahouzuolaxialaile！kuaidiannongqilai！

mamadebaobaodoudiaozaidishangle！”“juyouyongnizaizuoshenme！”worenwukerendejianjiaochusheng。

mingmingzailikaizhiqian，woqiandingzhuwanzhufu，tamenlengshiyijuhuadoumeiyoutingjinqu！

saozicaijinlanyibaduozoulezhizideshouji，yifumanbuzaihudemoyang。“nijiaoneimedashengzuoshenme！

nigegekaicheshigexiaoshileduoxinku！nibatahedaoleyougeshenmeshanshiwogaosunizheicheshangsitiaorenmingni！

”woqiangyazhenuyi，yongzhejinkenengpingwendeyuqishuozhe。“womaweishenmehuizaihoubeixianglimian？

mingmingchufazhiqianwoqinzibatafudaohouzuode！”caijinlanzhuanlezhuanyanzhu，

“shizaifuwuqudeshihouzanmazijishuoxiangquhoumiantangzhede。”woshizaibeitabiejiaodejiekoujixiaodao。

“neinizenmeburangnierzitangzaihoubeixiangni！”“juxiuxiuyounizheimedanggugudema！

”“neiyounizheimezuoerxifudema！rangshengzhebingdemuqinfangzaihoubeixiangli！shenzhihairangdahuanghetayiqi！

houzuoneimedadeweizhinikongzhejiguizuoma！”caijinlanlenghengyisheng，“neishangmiandoufangzhewodebaobaoni！

wodebaoyigeyaohaojiwan！fangzaihoubeixiangkepengdaolenijiwomaixindema！”wobeichediremaole，

“caijinlannineijibaonandaobushiwomaidema！nixianzaijiaoshenmejiao！

juyouyongwogaosuninixianzaibubamaconghoubeixiangdaichulainijiusidingle！”wogehanhuzhe，“biechaobiechao，

haiyouyibaiduogonglijiuyaodaojiale，mashangbujiunengxialailema？”“nitingbutingche？

”wodeyuqihuranlenglexialai，daizhebipodezhiwen。wogezhidaozheishiwozhendeshengqile，

liketingchedaoleyingjichedao，bamuqinconghoubeixianglilalechulai。

wokanzheliangqiangdeconghoubeixianglibeichechulaidemuqinshunjianyankuangdouhongle。haimeijiwoshuohuadejihui，

caijinlanjiubajingtouduixiangleziji。tayilianbunaifandeshuozhe：“keyileba？zheixianigaimanyileba？

zhenshijiaoqing。”shuowanzhijiebashipinguaduan。dengdaowozaihuiboguoqucaifaxianyijingbeilahei。

wolaibujishoushixingli，naqishoujigaiqianlewanshangdegaotie。

zuozaizuoweishangwomannaozidoushishipinlimuqintongkudemoyang，meirenzhuluoxialeyanlei。

wocongxiaojiumeiyoujianguofuqin。tingmuqinshuo，shizaitahuaiyunwugeyuedeshihou，fuqinshangshankanchaizaoyulebaoyu，

shantihualuodieruleshanya。zaiwomenneiyangluohoudeshanqunongcun，muqinshuofuqinshishaoyoudehaoren。

taconglaidoubuhuicunliqitarenneiyangdamalaopo，jialisuoyoudehaodongxidouhuizuixianjimuqin。zaishengxiagegehou，

fuqinzhidaolemuqinshengchanshihoutongkudemoyangjingranzhudongyaoqiuqujiezha，

zuihouhaishiyinweinainaiyisixiangbicaizhongyuzuoba。suoyizaifuqinqushihoumuqinbingmeiyougaijia，

ershixuanzeyigerenjiangwomenlachezhangda。suirantazijiyitiandeshudoumeiyouduguo，quezhidaoxuexidezhongyaoxing，

tayecongbuzhongnanqingnv，gegeyoudewoyeyidingyou。zaicunlirenquantashuonvhaizidushenmeshu，

dengshibasuijiujiehunjiarenshimuqinyizhengyancideshuozhe。“wonverderenshengyinggaiyoutazijijueding！

”neigeshihoudewozhiyouchuzhong。kejiushizaineigenianji，

banshangdabufendenvhaiyedouzaisannianjianluluxuxudechuoxue，dangwochusanbiyedeneinian，

cengjingdetongxuedouyijingbaoshanglehaizi。suoyicongneigeshihouwojiuxiadingjuexin，yidingyaokaozijizouchudashan。

huangtianbufuyouxinren。wohegegeyiqianyihoudoukaorulehaichengde985mingxiao。zaibiyegongzuowendinghou，

wogengshibamuqinjiedaolechengli。qianjinian，suizhewangluodexingqi，wojiechulezhibodaihuo，

gengshizhijiechengweilezhongcengdedaihuozhubo。wojimuqinmailebieshu，mailehaoche，

qinglebaomusihouzhetaguohaorizi。woyizhijidexiaoshihougegeduiwodezhaogu。

gegezaiyinweimaibuqihaichengdefangzi，yaohexianglianliuniandenvyoufenshoushi，

wojitamaixialeshizhongxinshubaiwandedapingceng，gengshizuoweiliwu，jicaijinlanmaixialaishugeshangwanyuanbaobao。

tamenhunhoudejinianwogengshiyuanyuanbuduandeduitamenjinxingjingjishangdezizhu。kejiuzaisangeyueqian，

muqinjianchachulailelaonianchidai。wotingxialesuoyoudegongzuo，kaishiquanshenxindezhaogumuqindejiankang。

jiuzaizheigeshihou，gegesaozizhudongtichulezhaogumuqindeqingqiu，saozishenzhiyijingciqulegongzuo。

yishengshuoguoyaorangshuxiderenzaishenbianpeiban，gegesaoziyezaibuduandequanshuozheworangwobuyaohuangfeigongzuo。

tamentiyiyijiarenzhujinwojimuqinmaidebieshu，pingrilizhiziyekeyiyizhipeizaitadeshenbian，

bingqingyidinghuiyouhaozhuan。dangshidewozhendejiuguimixinqiaodexinletamenshuodehua。

pingriliwobujinjinbaoxialesirensuoyouderichanghuaxiao，

gengshijisaoziyigeyuesanwandegongzizuoweizhaogumuqindebuchang。wozenmedoumeiyouxiangdao，

tamendezhaogujingranshizheiyangdezhaogu！zaijialideshihouwokanbuchutaiduodebutong。

keguangshizaiwokandedaodedifang，caijinlandoubiaoxiandeneimemanbujingxin，

muqindeanquanshenzhimeiyouneijikuanbaobaozhongyao！gengbuyaoshuozaiwokanbujiandedifang，

muqinshoudaolezenmeyangdeduidai！wogandaolaojiadeshihoujiukandaomuqinyigerenzuozaiyuanzili，

shenshangzhichuanzheyijiandanbodewaitao，dongdesesefadou。changkaideketinglimaozhereqi，

wozoujinqucaifaxianwogehesaozizhengzaicanzhuoqianchizhehuoguo！yizhiqiangyadeqingxuzhongyuzaicikechedibaofa。

woerhuabushuozhijiebazhuozishangdehuoguosaodaoledishang，

laibujishanduodejirengengshibeiguntangdeyouzhipendaoleshenshangfachutongkudehaojiao。“juxiuxiunizuoshenme！

nifengleba！”wozhuaizhetadeyifujiudaolemenkou，zhizheyijingmihudemuqin。“wofenglehaishinifengle？

younizheiyangdangerzidema？lingxiadetianqinizaiwulikaikongdiaochihuoguoredechuanduanxiu，bazanmafangzaixuedili？

”juyouyonghenshibuzirandezhualezhualianjia。“wohaiyiweizanmazaiwulini，

tayishengbuhangdewonalizhidaotazuozaiwaimian？”muguangdaizhidemuqintingdaolewodeshengyin，xingfendejiaolechulai。

“xiuxiu，teng，xiuxiu，jiaoteng。”wohenkuaichajuedaoleyichang，likedunxiatuoxiamuqindexiezi，

shunjianyiguzuooudeechouchuanlechulai。tuodiaowazicaifaxianmuqinjiaowanliandaizhexiaotuishangyouyidaozhangzhangdehuahen，

shangkoufanongshengqu！nongyehexianxueyijingheshenshangdeyifuzhanhezaileyiqi，jueduibushiyiliangtianjiukeyizuodaode！

zaiwochuchazhiqianwoqiandingzhuwanzhufurangtamenhaohaozhuyimuqindeanquan，taxianzaizuirongyikekebanban，

kemeixiangdaohaishishoushangle！“zheishizenmehuishi！”gegemuguangshanduoxianranshizaojiuzhidaomuqinshoushangdeshiqing。

saoziyecongketinglizoulechulai，biaoqingxiandegengshimanbujingxin。“bujiushishouledianxiaoshangma？

sheibuhuikezhepengzhele？”wodepiqibingbusuancha，

keyiciliangcisaozibuliulianmiandetiaoxinzhongjiuhaishirangworenbuzhurangwohouchulesheng。“zheishiyidianxiaoshangma！

caijinlanwoyigeyuejinisanwankuaiqianshirangnidangshaonainaidema！”caijinlanlengheng。“sheixihannineixiepoqian！

wogaosuni，nigegetamashangjiuyaoshengzhidangzhurenle！yaoquanyouquanyaoqianyouqian！haihuixihannineisanwankuaiqian？

”wokuxiaobude，yuanlaishiyinweizheigeyuanyintacaihuizaiwodemianqianyandoubuyanle。

wolandezaijixuhetamenlangfeishijian，dachelianyedaizhemuqindaoleyiyuan。yishengjimuqinzuoleqingchuang，

henshiyansudegaosuwo。“haihaonisonglaidebusuantaiwan，tianqigouleng，ruguohuanzuoshixiatian，

nimuqindetuiyanzhongyidiankenengdouyaoganranjiezhile！”wotingdaozuihouzhijuedehoupa。

lianyedaizhemuqinzuole**dejiancha，yizhidaolediertianzhongwucaizhongyupibeidehuidaolejiazhong。

sheicengxiangyikaimenjiukandaoleyiduidadaxiaoxiaodeqinqi，yanshudelianshengdedouyou。tamenkandaowolenghengyisheng。

“yidazaojiubujianrenyingzuotianwanshangyebuzhidaopaonaquleyiyebuhuilai，zezexianzaidenvrena！

”taerziyezaiyibianweisuodexiaozhe：“shuobudingshiquzuoshengyileni！”“hahahahaha！

”shuowanzhouweidejigenanrenhaobugujidehongxiaoyituan。zuoweigegedejuyouyongzeshimianwubiaoqingdezuozaiyibian，

sihuwanquanbuzaiyitamenchaoxiaodeduixiangshizijidemeimei。caijinlanduanshanglerechasongdaotamendemianqian，

yinyangguaiqideshuozhe。“aiyounimenkebunengzheimeshuo，xianzaixiuxiumeizikeshizaichenglizhuandaqiandeni！

”tazheimeyishuoxiangshigengrendinglewozaizuoshenmejianbuderendegoudang。

wonenggoumingxiandeganshoudaomuqinzhandoudeshenzi。zaimuqinduzifuyangwomendeershijinianli，

tamenzheiqunsuoweideqinqiyeshizheiyangjifengzhemuqin。gegeyedoushizhidaode，

kexianzaiquechengweiletamenqizhongdeyiyuan！zhidaozheiyikewocaiyishidao，

tazhongjiuyijingbushicengjingdehetamenxiangyiweimingdegegele！

qizhongyigenianguobanbaitoufahuabaidelaotougengshiziyaliezuidexiaozhe。“dangchunimamagongnimenzhangda，

meizhoudouyaoquchengliyitang！”yikaishiwohaimeinengtingchutahuazhongdeyisi。

zhouweiyiqunrenmengranweisuodexiaochulesheng。“zheijiaoshenme，zheijiaozichengmuye！hahahahaha！

jiushikelianlelaojuaquleneimeyigelangdanghuo！”woqidezhenggeshenzidouzaifazhan，sisideyaozhehoucaoya，

qurudeyanleibushoukongzhideluoxia。kegegemianseruchang，

xiangshigenbenjiumeiyoutingdaotamenduimuqinhaiyouwodewuru。“nibizui！nipingshenmezheimewumiewomen！”pa！

xiayimiao，yigezhongzhongdebazhangluozailewodelianshang。haowufangbeidewozhongzhongdeshuaidaozaidi，

shunjianxigaihezhangxinbeishuinidicachulexuehen。erduoyipianhongming，yanqianfahei，

shenzhikouqianglidoushiyiguxuexingdeweidaozuyizhengminggegexiashouyouduohen！“juyouyongnizuoshenme！

”wobengkuidezhiwenzhe。juyouyongyongzhexionghendezuiliansisidengzhewo：“bizui！

zheishiwomennanrenzailiaotiannalilundedaonichazui！”saoziyeshishichuxian，manshiyinyangguaiqi。“jiushiaxiuxiu，

bushisaozishuoni，nizheichoumaobingshiyaogaiyigaile，yihoujiarenle，nizheiyangdeshiyaobeiluangundaside！

”beiwomadelaotouqidechuihuzidengyan，zhanqilaiyijiaochuaikailedengzi，yikoutuomotuzailewodemianqian。

“zhenshihuiqi！womenzou！”fangmenguanbideshunjian，gegeqizhaleyibanduizhewopokoudama。

“juxiuxiuninaogoulemei！”wobukezhixindekanxiangta，“wonao？

”“womennandehuiyitanglaojianijiuzheiyangnaodejiquanbuning！shixiangrangsuoyourendoukanwomenjujiadexiaohuama！

”“congxiaodaodabeitamenkanbuqileershijinian，haoburongyiwodaolexianzaizheigeweizhi！

jieguonihaiyaonaoneimeyichu！niyouzaihuguowodelianmianma！”wosuanshizhongyumingbailetafennudeyuanyin。

“nimingmingjidexiaoshihoubeizheiqunrenqifuchaoxiao，

jieguonigongchengmingjiuhuilaidediyijianshiqingshihaochihaohedesihoutamen？

tamenbuhuiganjinizhihuijuedenishigeyuandatou！

”“tamenyongneiyangdehuawurumamawuruwonandaonijiubushengqima！

nimingzhidaomamadangnianmeizhouquchenglishiyinweigongzigao，jirenjiazuoxiaoshigongde，niweishenmebujieshi！

”danxianran，gegebingmeiyoubawoshuodehuafangzaixinli。saozigengshilenghengzhe：“niyigefudaorenjiadongshenme？

zhenyiweizijizaiwangshangmaidiandongxijiulebuqile？zaishenghuolihaishiyaotingnanrendehuacaidui！”wonujifanxiao。

xiangyaohetamenlilun，quezaikanzhetamenzuiliandeshunjianfangqi。bijingyongyuanjiaobuxingyigezhuangshuideren，

shuozaiduozhishilangfeikoushe。wobuzaishuohuadaizhemuqinjiushihuidaoleerloudefangjian。wodeshuimianyixianghenqian，

banyehuranganjuehaoxiangrenzoujinlefangjian，hurananzhulewodeshenti。

womengranzhengkaiyanjingcaifaxianjinlaideshijintianlaijialideyigehewonianlingxiangfangdetongcunren，wangqiang。

yinweicongxiaozhongdideyuangu，tadebeilidadejingren，wopinmingdezhengzhazhejingranwufabaituotabandian。

wangqianggengshikuazhangdeyongshengzibawodeshuangshoukunzaileyiqi。“gunkai！niyaoduiwozuoshenme！

”wangqiangweisuodecuolecuoshouxiaozhe。“bukuishizaichenglishenghuoleneimeduoniande，

zheipifunendejiushihecunlideneixieponiangbuyiyang。”wodiyiciganshoudaolekongju。“ge！jiuwo！juyouyong！

yourenchuangdaowomenjiale！”wangqiangjiexialaidehuarangwofangfozhuirulewujindeshenyuan。

tapadeyibazhangdazailewodelianshang，kanzhechangkaidefangmenchaoxiaozhewo。“jilaozianjingyidian！

nijiusuanshihanpohoulongyebuhuiyourenlaijiuni！yaobushinigejiwodakaidedamen，nizhenyiweiwonengchuangjinnijia？