订婚笑话
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jiangwangpangruowurendezaiwoerbianyouhuo。
woyaxiaxinlifanyongdeqingxu，huanhuanxinshen，youhuifuchengneigelengjingcongrongdeqindaxiaojie，ranhoucailaxiatawennuanzhiredeshouzhang，「jiangwang，biehunao。」
「wokemeihunao。」jiangwangturanyongli，zaiwodejingyazhongdixiatou，aimeiditiezhewodelianjia，youwenwo，「zhizhi，genwozou，haobuhao？」
「jiejie，nihejiangwang…」
ruannuowuhaideshengyinzaierpangxiangqi，buzhidaoshenmeshihou，luqichuanheqinsiyuyijingzoudaolewomianqian。
wokanleluqichuanyiyan，taxianglaikanbuchuqingxudemouzili，yitanshense。
zhizheiliaoliaojigezi，qinsiyujiujianghuatiladaowoshenshang。
suoyourendouzhidaowoqinzhishiluqichuandeweihunqi，danshixianzaiquehejiangwangruciaimei。
zhongrenkanwodemuguangdunshizhizhidiandianqilai。
tamensihudouwangle，jiuzaiqianyike，shiqinsiyudangzhesuoyourendemian，tangerhuangzhideqiangzoulewodeluqichuan。
tamenfeidanmeiyouzhize，haidoushizhufu，zhufudisanzhechazubieren。
现在却来指责我？
woshenxiyikouqi，jihukuaikezhibuzhunuyi，lenglengdexiaozhe，「qinsiyu，nishiyishenmelichanglaizhiwenwo？jiusuanwohejiangwangzhenyoudianshenme，lundedaonilaizhihui？」
qinsiyujianwojuranhaobukeqidefanji，youshiyifuxiaobaihuademoyang，「jiejie，nishiguaiwoma？wozhidaowobuhao…keshiwokezhibuzhuzijidexinyi……duibuqi…jiejie…」
「够了。」
qinsiyudemeiyigezimeiyijuhuadourangwojuedeexin，woliankantayanxideyuwangdoumeiyou。
jiangwanglanlandetaiqiyanpinileyiyanqinsiyu，yuqiliangboerjiqiao，「buyaomeicisuoyoubianyidouzhanjinhaiyaozuochuyifuwoshishouhaizhedekelianyangzi。」
qinsiyulianshangwanmeideshensezhongyubengbuzhu，xiangfazuoqueyouaiyurenduo，zuihouweiqudeduozailuqichuanshenhou。
jiangwanglouzhuwodejianbangzhuanshenxiangqian，meiyangouxiegouzhuai，pangrenjishiduiwohaoqi，yebuganduokanyiyan。
zhishiluqichuan，zaiwoyueguotadeshihoutashenshouzuanzhulewodeshouwan。
buzhidaoshibushiwodecuojue，luqichuanxianglaiwendandesangyintingzheyouxienuyi，「qinzhi，nishenmeshihouhejiangwangzaiyiqide？」
zenme，zheihuashuodehaoxiangshiwobeipantale？
woshangweihuida，shenbiandejiangwangdingzheluqichuanhewoshoubeijiaowodedifang，shejiandizhuxiahe，manliandebunaifan，「songkai。」
陆祈川没动。
yibiandeqinsiyuxiangshirulindadi。
tajidanjiangwangdeshenfen，youjinzhangluqichuancikezhiwenwodeyangzi。
tawangqianyibu，lazhuluqichuandeshoubei，guyishuodao，「qichuange，womenhaishibiezaizheigeshihouwenleba。wanyinaodale，duijiejiedemingshengyebuhao…」
tayadileshengyin，yifuweiwozhexiangdeyangzi，danshichangshangzheimeanjing，sheinengtingbudaotashuodehuani。
jiangwangcumei，manshenxieli，「chounvren，nixiashuobadaoshenme？」
qinsiyudunshiyizhensesuo，weiqujile。
luqichuanhuzheqinsiyu，lenglengdekanzhejiangwang，「nifangzunzhongdian。」
huayingangluo，jiangwangjiuyiquanzaleshangqu。
zhongrenyizhenjinghu，qinsiyugengshijianjiao。
jiangwangzheiquanzadegouhen，luqichuanmeiyoushefang，langbeidehoutui，wozhuwodeshouwanyesongkaile。
jiangwanglengxiao，chuaikaiaishidezhuozi，jiangwohuzaihuaili，ranhouchouguoyibiandecanjin，laguowodeshouwan，zixideca，youwenrouyouxizhi，haoxiangganggangdarendebushitayiyang。
wotaitou，kanzhejiangwang，houzhemeiyanyijiuxieli。
wogangxiangzhizejiangwangbugaidaren，jiukandaotashenhoudeluqichuanfanyingguolaiyaozouta。
「小心！」我惊呼。
jiangwangzuihouzaiwodeshouxincaleyixia，「bierangluqichuanpengni。」
ranhouzhuanshenjiuheluqichuandaleqilai。
lianggenanren，sheiyeburangshei。
yuanbentimianrenaodedinghunyanyixiajiuhunluanleqilai，jiangwangkuangwangjieao，sheidoulanbuzhu。
erxianglailengjingdeluqichuan，jintianyegenfengleyiban。
qinsiyuyishengyouyishengdejianjiao，binkemendoubeihededuodaoyibian。
zhouweidebaoandoubuganzulan，jiangwangheluqichuan，meiyouyigeshitamenredeqideren。
「jiangwang，biedale。」woshenshouxiangyaozulan，jiangwangdajiadeguochengzhonghaibuwanghuitoukanwoyiyan，
「**zhanneibiedong，xiaoyejintianbudasita，xiaoyejiubujiaojiangwang！」
「nikankanni，haohaodedinghunyandouyinweinichengleshenmeyangzi！」
yinweizulanbule，jiningfenhendedengzhewo。
qinzhengyeshiyilianchourong，「zenmejiudaqilaile，haohaodedinghunyan，zheishizaiganshenme！」
wolanzhejiangwangdeshouyijiang，ruguohuanchengshiqinsiyuzaidinghunyanbeirenchazu，xianzaichutoudejiushibabamamaleba？
xianqianneixiebinkezhisuoyitaidubutong，haibushiyinweiwofumuduiwodetaidu？
erjiangwangweiwobuping，tamenquejuedeshizaihunao。
yinweiwohuileqinsiyudedinghunyanma？
keshimingming，zheishiwodedinghunyana。
「jiangwang。」wochuixiashou，hanzhejiangwangdemingzi，shiturangtalengjing，danshimeiyong。
江妄很疯狂。
wobudebuzouguoqu，zaijiangwangyiquanyouyaozaxiaqudeshihou，dangzaitamianqian。
linglidequanfengzaiwomianqianbudaoyilimidedifangtingzhu。
jiangwangmeitouzhoudelihai，「doutamarangnibiedongle！」
——houmiandehuaquebuzijuebiandewenrouzhongdaizheaonao，「dadaonizenmeban？」
woshunshilazhutadeshoubei，weiqukuaiyichuyankuang，「jiangwang，biedale。」
wohenleihenlei，henxiangtaolizheigedifang。
jiangwangturanlengzhu，shoulihuiwudequantouyixiajiufanglexialai，pengzhewodelian，「zhizhi，woshibushirenishengqile。」
「meiyou，wozhishixianglikai。」wolazhejiangwangdexiuzi，xianzaisheiyebuxiangjian。
jiangwanglianmangtikailushangaishidezhuoyi，「zou，budale。」
ranerluqichuanhaishibusixin，zaicizhuaizhulewodeshoubei。
woshenxiyikouqi，zaijiangwangkuaifakuangdebianyuanchediaoluqichuandeshou。
luqichuanqichubukenfangshou，wobianyongjinsuoyouliqi，yibazhangshanleguoqu，tayingjunhaokandelianpianxiangyibian。
qinsiyujianjiao，wolengxiao，「luqichuan，nizheiyoushizaizuoshenme？xingxingzuotaima？shifenzhongzhiqiannandaobushinibajiezhidijiqinsiyudema？」
luqichuanpianguodecelian，bochunjinjinminzhe。
qinsiyulaolaodehuzheta，shengpawoqiangzouluqichuan。
wobuzhidaotamenshiruhedachengxieyibaweihunqideshenfenhuanchengqinsiyude，danshikanzheliangrenzhanzaiyiqidemoyang，wozhijuedewodecengjingshigexiaohua。
woweileluqichuanfangqixihuandewudao，gaixuejinrong，woxiangchengweitachengzhideqizi。
wozhidaoluqichuanzaoniandapingongsi，weibuhao，woxuehuizuohaoduobutongdecai，meitianweitazuofan。
luqichuanxiangyaoshiye，wojiuxuehuihejiu，peizhetazaijiuzhuoshangheneixieshangrenzhouxuan。
luqichuanshengbing，wolanxiasuoyoudegongzuo，rangtahaohaoxiuxi，jieguotahaole，wobingle，keshiluqichuanqueconglaimeiyoukanwoyiyan。
陆祈川，陆祈川。
cong16suibeitajiuqideneiyikeqi，wosuoyoudeshiguangliquanbudoushiluqichuan。
wofangfozhihuiweitaerhuo。
wotianzhendeyiweizhiyaowogouhao，tazongyoubeiwodadongdeyitian。
keshidaozuihouquefaxian，yuanlaiwozhigandongleziji。
真是个傻子。
wotaimou，kanxiangluqichuan，
「luqichuan，dinghunkuaile，gongxinidechangsuoyuan。」
wangyoufeifeidazuodianping：《dinghunxiaohua》zheibenshushedingxinqi，qierudianqiaomiao，wenzhongzhurengongxinggexianming，congminglengjing，yongyoujianrenbubadeyizhi，shizhongzhiliyutongguozishennuligaibianmingyun。
wangyoubaiyiwuyanshangdianping：《dinghunxiaohua》zuidadetesejiushirenwuheqingjiemiaoxiechucai，chuchangrenwuhenduo，xifenhenzu，xinggegeyi，meiyouzhongfugan，renwuguanchuanxiaoshuoqianhou，meiyigechuchangrenwudouyougezidezuoyong。